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2022

21

Apr

Juno Temple in Weird Selfie Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know much about Juno Temple but I remember thinking she was hot in at least one of her nude scenes…she’s had a bunch of nude scenes so her tits are out there.

I do know that she’s a British 32 year old, who’s Aunt was the general secretary of the Communist Party. Her dad a music video director and I guess movie director because he did the movie “Earth Gils are Easy” back in ’88, when Juno was just a glimmer in his eye, or cycling through his testicles, lost and alone, but NOW she is found.

I do now that with her fame, her hot nude scenes, this social media selfie photoshoot is creepy and she’s looking rough…

There’s some short skirts, pantyhose, chest rubbing and it all has a weird human trafficking, snuff film feel to it…is she ok? Is it a cry for help? Is this the moment before the guys come into bukkake….maybe that’s what makes it better.

She’s out promoting “The Offer” which is the backstory of the making of “The Godfather” no one asked for, we all know that Francis Ford didn’t like Robert Evans, some of us read “The Kid Stayed int he Picture” and wondered why he had mob lawyers and ties to the top of the US Government / CABAL..but whatever…DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, just watch the DAMN movies and DO what we fucking say.

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2022

21

Apr

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Tits of the Day

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I didn’t jerk off to Kristin with an I when she was on Laguna Beach, dipping a toe in celebrity before deciding being a WAG was a more lucrative option for her.

So I’m not about to jerk off to her now, Orang County Mom tits and Pilates body or not, bitch is boring…..

I don’t know if the homosexual looking man in the white sheer shorts, poking his booty out like he’s ready to be “bath housed”…..is her boyfriend, but she’s apparently dating a country singer who was a contestant on Survivor, two things I like, so maybe Cavallari isn’t so bad….but I’m not going to be jerking off to her bikini pics like she’s a middle aged high school friend on my FB a week after getting back from her CUBA ALL INCLUSIVE, because out of context, middle aged women are hard to jerk off to. They need that backstory, that connection to your soul, so that you don’t see them for the loose pile of skin they’ve become, but for the woman that they were when they wouldn’t fuck you at PROM.

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2022

21

Apr

Stefania Ferrario Bush of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario who was born Stephanie Denise Kightley but I guess Ferrairo is more fun for a stage name, it sounds ethnic or latin and thus spicy! I wonder if it’s racist to say some Spanish sounding name sounds spicy, because Spanish bitches, in all their emotions, are great at the fuck.

I’ve never heard of her, but she has a WIKIPEDIA page, so she must be important….

According to her Wikipedia, she’s Australian, a model, an activist for Plus Sized body positivity, with big girls oftentimes comes big tits she’s the body for Dita Von Teese’s lingerie brand, she shaved her head to raise awareness for Alopecia, something we’ll assume Will Smith jerked off to, since he’ll slap a bitch over Alopecia….but clearly this one’s not suffering Alopecia, because she’s rocking a bush….maybe it’s a merkin, but why would she bother…

I like bush, so I’m staring at it.

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2022

21

Apr

Sexy Dance of the Day

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FAT LIVES MATTER…..but do they?

I haven’t been to a stripclub in probably 5 years, which is fucking insane if you think about, since I used to spend way too much time at stripclubs, but I guess eventually, I got bored of the whores who didn’t realize they were whores, but rather some feminists trying to GET what they deserve out of simple men they manipulate with their tits, not that I ever fell for any of that, but I guess I was bored of the same conversation with the same whore brain, placed in a different whore body…..people aren’t that impressive….especially when they walked around the club acting like they are Beyonce or some shit, when I’m sitting there thinking “this bitch thinks she’s way hotter and way more important than she actually is”….

Anyway, I am sure stripclubs stages an poles see a fuck of a lot fatter bitches than they used to when strippers had to be hot cuz fat chicks WOULD never dream of stripping…I wonder if they’ve had to structurally reinforce the stages and poles for hot acts like this.

That’s not to say this is a stripper, just a big girl doing a stripper dance, with underwear that you could use as a tent if you were stuck on Survivor with her….yes, I watch Survivor…and it’s SURVIVOR DAY….while I look at this shit just trying to survive…with some LUNCH TIME, LUNCH BOX, CARB LOADED PUSSY.

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2022

21

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Will there be tanlines when they don’t let us out of our houses like we’re in Chinese Covid propaganda?

Will there be tanlines when the people at Harvard decided to dim the sun, only to fail their experiment, and actually turn off the sun, so that our world as we knows it dies the fuck off….and all those solar panels replacing fossil fuels, which I’ve heard aren’t even from FOSSILS, but rather an endless resource that is gifted to us from the nether regions of the earth, they just say it is FOSSIL FUEL because it allows them to charge more for it….could you. images, the oil industry and energy sector a manipulated scam riding of the backs of the everyday man….I can’t….I mean from everything I know, big corporations and the people who run them are GREAT people, not pieces of shit who murder for fun, because when you have everything, you gotta get a thrill somewhere and Dollywood’s not cutting it.

Will there be tanlines in hell?

I am going with yes, because the internet is fake and so are the people on it. They got filters and chemicals to bathe in to achieve the tan line without the effort of leaving the house…..since everyone is an agoraphobic weirdo, but at least tanlines are hot.

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2022

21

Apr

Thin and Flexible and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Ass TikTok Sluts at the Airport

Titty Squeeze

Fitness Booty

Work Out Girl…

Colorful Workout Gear

Short Shorts

Hot Legs

Big Bouncy

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2022

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s funny that people were such hypochondriacs that they were willing to get an experimental gene therapy, but they aren’t hypochondriac enough to blame the vaccine for any injury or issues they have since the vaccine, it’s almost like it gets into their brain and makes them full retard, because I know if I had the shot, every ache and paid would be due to the vaccine, now people are dropping dead with heart attacks or weird infections or half their face is paralyzed, or they are on their fifth bout of covid, the virus they are supposed to be multiple vaccinated against, thus legit vaccine side effects and vaccine aids, and they are like “it’s not the vaccine”. They champion that shit like glazed over mindless idiots with alien invasion

I guess it’s also funny that people take AIDS drugs to NOT get AIDS, so that they don’t have to take AIDS drugs, but are taking it as a preventative of getting AIDS, so that they can get fucked up the ass by dirty people in dirty places to fill their souls….

The world is nuts and here are some stepLINKS

Sofia Richie is Engaged
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FOX NFL Host Charissa Thompson Has Filed for Divorce
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Alisha in Fun Outfits in Apartment Watching VHS Porno
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Nicki Minaj Lingerie!
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Kristen Cavallari in Bikinis on Vacation
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Johnny Depp on the Stand is Entertaining Which I guess is the Point
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Dog Rescued from Mountain Lion
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Dam’s Failing
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t care how things seem to be easing up for most, or how people are acting like we weren’t locked down for as long as we were in one of the most abusive mind fucks ever….

I am convinced the apocalypse is still happening…

If COVID positive for the 5th time triple vaccinated can tell me the vaccine is working, if the maskers who said trust the science are now going against the science when the science recommends taking the masks off and they’re keeping them on, then I can still think the END is near for humanity….

So we watch Johnny Depp, Amber Heard and the Kardashian’s all thanks to Disney, while we wait for the end of times.

Here are some stepLINKS if you’re bored and I know you are.

Happy 420 From Ireland Baldwin and EATS
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Kristen Cavallari’s Bikini Booty Show on Vacation
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Miranda Kerr in White Bikini
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Halsey’s In a Revealing Top
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Nikki Bella has Pokies!
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Adriana Lima’s Baby Bump
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Nicki Minaj in Lingerie
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Rachel Bush Kills Instagram
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Cocoa Farmers Try Chocolate for the First Time
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The Sexy Cyborg’s How to Escape Zip Ties Video is Worth a Watch
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The Evolution of Car Chase Scenes
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Today in ONLYFANS PAYS
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Soccer Babe’s Bikini Selfie
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Kanye’s Girlfriend is Looking Good
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Kara Del Toro’s Burger and Fries Hotness
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Wait for it…
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24 Perfect Music Listening Rooms
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Sharon Stone Slapped Kaley Cuoco Three Times on Set
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Comedian Meg Stalter in a Skimpy Top
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Apprentice Star in a tight Dress
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Whitney Johns Does 4/20
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50 Pics of Carmen Electra for her 50th
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The Worst of MLB Fans
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TikTok Fails
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They’re Trying to Bring Ezra Miller Down!
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Parked Car Fail
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Funny Yard Signs
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911 Calls From the Morning Dwayne Haskins Died Have Been Released, One Heartbreaking Call From His Wife
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Topless Model in the Texas Bluebonnets
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50 Pics of Carmen Electra for her 50th
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Dude Climbs Near Vertical
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Real Life Car Crash Looks Like the Movies
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420 Shopping Guide
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts!
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Kaley Cuoco Street Walking
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Ashley Tisdale in Bike Shorts
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Rowan Blanchard at an Event
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Selena Gomez at Dinner
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Nina Dobrev in Leggings
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Haley Kalil in a Tight Dress
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Kara Del Toro Legs
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Sydney Sweeney in 90s Jeans
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Sophia Bush Gardening
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Rachel Zegler in a Bikini
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Katy Perry at an Event
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Amelia Gray Hamlin on the Street
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Bella Thorne in a Robe
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Betty Gilpin Big Cleavage
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Florence Pugh at an Event
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From stepSMUT!!

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Park Pussy
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Girl Films her Fuck
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Rubber Clit or Clit Rubber
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Titty Tuesday
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Stella Drops Her Robe
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Hot Amateur Ella
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Upskirt Pussy Squat
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Kira Noir Posing in Lingerie
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Sauna Fuck
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Butty Plug Girls
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18 People Having Shitty Day
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Bitch Fight
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Leg Spreading!
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Jasmine Wilde’s School Girl Outfit
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Dildo In Car.
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Caroline White in Lingerie
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Ass Smacking!
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Bexie in Lingerie
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Lather Up
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Fire Hydrant Fucker
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Too Pretty for Porn
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We Got Squirt
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Big Asian Boobs
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Big Sweater Reveal!
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Big Titties in an Amateur Sex Video
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That’s a Pussy Touch.
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Girl Makes Good on a Bet on the Train
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NYMPHO
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Shower Thigh Fuck
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BEACH GANGBANG
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Messy Butt Plug!
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Public Degeneracy
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Mirror Selfies Rock the Dildo
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2022

20

Apr

Madonna’s Freakish Panty Flash of the Day

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Madonna may be old as shit, but she’s not going to let that dementia go to waste, she’s going to redirect back into her act, because either’s she’s totally fucking crazy, like a senile old bitch who is at the age of being a senile old bitch or she’s decided to take her artistry that was likely all ripped off from actual artists and turn herself into some Instagram filtered, bloated face, total fucking nightmare, that I guess is better than the alternative of being some old lady who ages gracefully…

The whole thing is desperate, vain, self deprecating, hilarious, sad, terrifying, social commentary made real life, depressing, and not very hot all at the same fucking time….it is Madonna…who even in her loserdom, she only has 18 million tiktok fans like she’s not Madonna…and really her panties were gross then, grosser now that she’s expired, despite all the clown work, but still worthy of a sniff…..even if it’s what nightmares are fucking made of….

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2022

20

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Happy 420 at 5:30 EST you fucking hippies…

It’s 420 o’clock somewhere you fucking hippies.

I used to get PAID to post weed shit, now I do it from the kindness of my heart because this is a fucking charity you fucking hippies.

Join my commune and give me 50 percent of your assets…you fucking hippies….

Smoke weed everyday, not just on 420….because there’s nothing more lame than people who get excited about 420 when you can be high all day everyday you fucking hippies.

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