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2022

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s funny that people were such hypochondriacs that they were willing to get an experimental gene therapy, but they aren’t hypochondriac enough to blame the vaccine for any injury or issues they have since the vaccine, it’s almost like it gets into their brain and makes them full retard, because I know if I had the shot, every ache and paid would be due to the vaccine, now people are dropping dead with heart attacks or weird infections or half their face is paralyzed, or they are on their fifth bout of covid, the virus they are supposed to be multiple vaccinated against, thus legit vaccine side effects and vaccine aids, and they are like “it’s not the vaccine”. They champion that shit like glazed over mindless idiots with alien invasion

I guess it’s also funny that people take AIDS drugs to NOT get AIDS, so that they don’t have to take AIDS drugs, but are taking it as a preventative of getting AIDS, so that they can get fucked up the ass by dirty people in dirty places to fill their souls….

The world is nuts and here are some stepLINKS

Sofia Richie is Engaged
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FOX NFL Host Charissa Thompson Has Filed for Divorce
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Alisha in Fun Outfits in Apartment Watching VHS Porno
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Nicki Minaj Lingerie!
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Kristen Cavallari in Bikinis on Vacation
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Johnny Depp on the Stand is Entertaining Which I guess is the Point
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Dog Rescued from Mountain Lion
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Dam’s Failing
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t care how things seem to be easing up for most, or how people are acting like we weren’t locked down for as long as we were in one of the most abusive mind fucks ever….

I am convinced the apocalypse is still happening…

If COVID positive for the 5th time triple vaccinated can tell me the vaccine is working, if the maskers who said trust the science are now going against the science when the science recommends taking the masks off and they’re keeping them on, then I can still think the END is near for humanity….

So we watch Johnny Depp, Amber Heard and the Kardashian’s all thanks to Disney, while we wait for the end of times.

Here are some stepLINKS if you’re bored and I know you are.

Happy 420 From Ireland Baldwin and EATS
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Kristen Cavallari’s Bikini Booty Show on Vacation
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Miranda Kerr in White Bikini
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Halsey’s In a Revealing Top
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Nikki Bella has Pokies!
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Adriana Lima’s Baby Bump
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Nicki Minaj in Lingerie
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Rachel Bush Kills Instagram
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Cocoa Farmers Try Chocolate for the First Time
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The Sexy Cyborg’s How to Escape Zip Ties Video is Worth a Watch
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The Evolution of Car Chase Scenes
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Today in ONLYFANS PAYS
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Soccer Babe’s Bikini Selfie
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Kanye’s Girlfriend is Looking Good
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Kara Del Toro’s Burger and Fries Hotness
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Wait for it…
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24 Perfect Music Listening Rooms
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Sharon Stone Slapped Kaley Cuoco Three Times on Set
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Comedian Meg Stalter in a Skimpy Top
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Apprentice Star in a tight Dress
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Whitney Johns Does 4/20
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50 Pics of Carmen Electra for her 50th
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The Worst of MLB Fans
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TikTok Fails
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They’re Trying to Bring Ezra Miller Down!
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Parked Car Fail
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Funny Yard Signs
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911 Calls From the Morning Dwayne Haskins Died Have Been Released, One Heartbreaking Call From His Wife
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Topless Model in the Texas Bluebonnets
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50 Pics of Carmen Electra for her 50th
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Dude Climbs Near Vertical
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Real Life Car Crash Looks Like the Movies
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420 Shopping Guide
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts!
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Kaley Cuoco Street Walking
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Ashley Tisdale in Bike Shorts
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Rowan Blanchard at an Event
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Selena Gomez at Dinner
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Nina Dobrev in Leggings
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Haley Kalil in a Tight Dress
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Kara Del Toro Legs
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Sydney Sweeney in 90s Jeans
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Sophia Bush Gardening
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Rachel Zegler in a Bikini
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Katy Perry at an Event
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Amelia Gray Hamlin on the Street
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Bella Thorne in a Robe
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Betty Gilpin Big Cleavage
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Florence Pugh at an Event
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From stepSMUT!!

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Park Pussy
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Girl Films her Fuck
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Rubber Clit or Clit Rubber
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Titty Tuesday
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Stella Drops Her Robe
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Hot Amateur Ella
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Upskirt Pussy Squat
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Kira Noir Posing in Lingerie
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Sauna Fuck
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Butty Plug Girls
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18 People Having Shitty Day
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Bitch Fight
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Leg Spreading!
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Jasmine Wilde’s School Girl Outfit
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Dildo In Car.
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Caroline White in Lingerie
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Ass Smacking!
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Bexie in Lingerie
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Lather Up
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Fire Hydrant Fucker
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Too Pretty for Porn
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We Got Squirt
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Big Asian Boobs
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Big Sweater Reveal!
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Big Titties in an Amateur Sex Video
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That’s a Pussy Touch.
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Girl Makes Good on a Bet on the Train
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NYMPHO
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Shower Thigh Fuck
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BEACH GANGBANG
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Messy Butt Plug!
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Public Degeneracy
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Mirror Selfies Rock the Dildo
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2022

20

Apr

Madonna’s Freakish Panty Flash of the Day

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Madonna may be old as shit, but she’s not going to let that dementia go to waste, she’s going to redirect back into her act, because either’s she’s totally fucking crazy, like a senile old bitch who is at the age of being a senile old bitch or she’s decided to take her artistry that was likely all ripped off from actual artists and turn herself into some Instagram filtered, bloated face, total fucking nightmare, that I guess is better than the alternative of being some old lady who ages gracefully…

The whole thing is desperate, vain, self deprecating, hilarious, sad, terrifying, social commentary made real life, depressing, and not very hot all at the same fucking time….it is Madonna…who even in her loserdom, she only has 18 million tiktok fans like she’s not Madonna…and really her panties were gross then, grosser now that she’s expired, despite all the clown work, but still worthy of a sniff…..even if it’s what nightmares are fucking made of….

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2022

20

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Happy 420 at 5:30 EST you fucking hippies…

It’s 420 o’clock somewhere you fucking hippies.

I used to get PAID to post weed shit, now I do it from the kindness of my heart because this is a fucking charity you fucking hippies.

Join my commune and give me 50 percent of your assets…you fucking hippies….

Smoke weed everyday, not just on 420….because there’s nothing more lame than people who get excited about 420 when you can be high all day everyday you fucking hippies.

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2022

20

Apr

Charli XCX May Have Nipples of the Day

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Here’s some Charli XCX, who we’ve decided sold her soul to the devil over the COVID lull in humanity we all just experienced, because like all the billionaires, she came out of it better than fucking ever. She had a netflix show on her produced, she recorded an ALBUM, she dropped a series of slutty and demonic, SLUTMONIC – it’s a look, music videos….

I just find it weird, because she’s been around for at least 7-10 years and hasn’t managed to pull off any of those things, but all of a sudden people care about her tits, which I guess they’d have to since the rest of her is whatever as far as I’m concerned….

I don’t know what this glammed up photoshoot is for, all fancy with her background set, but I am pretty sure I saw nipple discoloration through her bra, and when you’re an old impotent pervert who hates porn, nipple discoloration through a shirt is the foundation of all things good. It’s our bread and butter…of yesteryear when nipple discoloration through a shirt was enough to make you cum your pants if it was happening in front of you. The good ol’ days.

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2022

20

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I do some FAT FUCK FRIDAY on a WEDNESDAY that we call “WEIGHT WATCHER WEDNESDAY”…

It’s my SARCASTIC POST, that isn’t for inclusivity, I just say it is, because IF you pretend to be WOKE they leave you alone and think you are on their side. SO CLEVER.

To off set the fat fucks I do FIT FUCKS for WORKOUT WEDNESDAY, not because I like body building bitches with the dick clits on, but you may, but I do like health and WELLNESS bitches who look like they don’t taste like diabetic necrosis or whatever the fuck it is called when your diabetes eats your pussy off like you’re Harvey Weinstein.

Fitness makes better lives for the fit and better jerk off material than the fat alternative during this time of an attack on fitness because they want everyone fat, FINALLY, I feel like I’m welcome to the topless beach club! Thank you inclusivity, I am still disgusting, but we can be disgusting together to move the bar on disgusting down some notches.

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2022

20

Apr

Peyton Roi List Titty Top of the Day

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Peyton Roi List is the 19.8 million followed social media sensation who you probably never heard of and if you have, you’re either a fucking creeper or you’re 13 years old, in which case, get off the computer, it will RUIN your soul, but tell your friends about the site so that I can survive after the entire audience dies the fuck off because we are OLD internet.

Anyway, Peyton Roi List, the unknown super famous person is doing a direct to consumer collection of who fucking cares, so she’s likely the next billionaire…that’s how these things work, get followers, whether you are impressive or deserve them or not, then SELL them shit they don’t need to TAKE money from the BIG brands that are going to buy you out in 6-12 months when you’ve paid your fucking dues.

Quick and easy which should make you feel like a piece of trash for not being able to pay rent, right, but the good thing is using and manipulating her audience or not, having a huge audience or not, she’s still got her TITS out there rockin, as girl’s do, that’s why they have em.

Here she is in another titty top:

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2022

20

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FATTIES ALLOWED….

I realize that we’re surrounded by fatness, you or someone you know may be fat…..if you’ve ever been to WALMART the lady in line in front of you was probably fat, the lady working the cash, definitely fat….it’s a PANDEMIC, an EPIDEMIC, but for whatever reason no one is talking about it, and if they are, they are coddling fat people like they are kids who just had a horrible accident and lost a leg…with “It’s ok, you’re beautiful, don’t listen to those fat jokes, they’ll come around”….instead of saying “lay off the cake you pig and hit the treadmill to walk those excess calories off”…which is unfortunate….because when you normalize unhealthy, and when unhealthy is easy to achieve, people will tend to just embrace it.

That won’t stop us from our FAT CHICK EMPOWERMENT post, we support FAT chicks in their quest to make smut like ABLE BODIED chicks, even if it’s gross….which reminds me of a meme I saw yesterday, sent by a friend named STEFAN who knows how I feel about fat chicks while he probably still fucks fat chicks….”What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets…..FAT CHICKS…..”

Here’s the meme:

Here’s the fat chicks who have egos now and aren’t easier to pick up at all….

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2022

20

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bodysuit of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel may still be one of the most boring models to come out of Victoria’s Secret, but I always viewed that as her being secure in herself and just happy making those millions a year from the brand, that there was no need to go above and beyond, get involved in attention generating drama, or trying to prove herself like Eugenics Girl Heidi Klum who needs to have her hand in everything, including herself, because her vagina from all those kids and a SEAL is probably quite destroyed…but I guess we’ll never know and I guess when your dick is small enough, and it is, all vaginas seem destoyed because you don’t connect with the walls for that coveted underrated FRICTION people talk about but that WE will never know.

She’s been hot, she’s still hot, even in her 30s, without her implants, after having a kid.

It could be post production optical illusions, but I’m fine with that and you should be too. The South African Farmer’s daughter who you know has slave ownership in her family history still has those model legs and I’m into it.

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2022

20

Apr

Madison Reed Bikini of the Day

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Madison Reed is Victoria’Justice’s sister. They say she’s 25, but she looks about 40, but I gueess that’s just a common theme amongst ladies this era of internet thanks to FILLERS and FILTERS, the old look young, the young look old, and everyone collectively look like a muppet and not a real human.

I thought she was Victoria JUstice’s mom, so I’m not sure how that works….

But this one, is apparently 3 years younger than Justice, same mother from Florida, where it seems children are brought through the ranks of DISNEY’s underground bunkers and dropped off somewhere in LA to become influential idiots thanks to shitty youth programming that just makes the generation dumber and fucking dumber…it’s probably by design.

They all cart around their younger sisters, to give them a taste of the good life, and the younger sister never really amount to much besides doing only fans porno.

She’s doing ikini selfies for your to jerk off to and to stand out from all the othr bikini pics of instagram, you know a STOP THE SCROLL there’s a bikini pic amongst bikini pics….the modern day needle in a Haystack where the haystack is bikini pics….and the needle are bikini pics of quality you can jack off to, even if you shouldn’t becasue saving your life force gives you more testosterone …making a man out of you, rather than the cuck bitch you are thanks to chronic masturbation.

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