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2007

23

Apr

I am – Scarlett Johansson is Scared of Cameras of the Day

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I was walking by a pay by the hour motel I like to park myself outside of, even though I don’t have a car. I just like seeing the people go in and try to figure out if they are virgins who live with their parent’s trying to get freaky on their anniversary, or if they are dudes cheating on their wives, or if they are dudes hiring whores, or if they are dudes who pick up random drunk chicks they don’t want to bring home to their friends because they are ugly, but not ugly enough to stuff like a turkey if no one knows. Anyway, I was standing outside the parking lot and was spotted by a couple, they tried no to make eye contact, thinking I may have been someone they know and they didn’t want me to bust them.

It reminds me a lot of how Scarlett is with the paparazzi. Her career is based on being seen but bitch always tries to avoid people taking her picture, whether it’s with a sign telling the papraazzi to fuck off or a hood over her head, bitch is so fucking dramatic, maybe because she’s an actor and drama is what she’s all about, but I have a feeling it’s just a way to draw more attention to herself which is pretty fucking lame – but obviously works….because here I am talking about it, but then again, I don’t get out much so I talk about lots of shit no one cares about.

Bonus – I found old pictures of Scarlett Hiding Before Cuz Bitch is Repetitive GO

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2007

23

Apr

I am – Morgan Fairchild’s Tits of the Day

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It’s always been said that men age gracefully and women fall apart at the seams the older they get, you know men get more distinguished as their hair gets grey and women try everything in their power to fight it, whether it’s with dye jobs, plastic surgery or intense work outs. They try to keep things interesting by becoming dirtier in bed and easier to get into bed, but it doesn’t change the fact that their tits aim to the ground, and their vagina’s dry up. But there are always exceptions to every rule and Morgan Fairchild makes post-menopausal unprotected sex an amazing bonus instead of a reason why you’re getting in bed with someone’s grandmother….sure bitch has a bit of a muff gut going on, but I wish a muff gut was all my wife had instead a buried vagina I don’t remember seeing since the last time she made me play “Pirate Treasure Hunt” and even that took me about two hours to pull off….

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2007

23

Apr

I am – Morgan Fairchild's Tits of the Day

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It’s always been said that men age gracefully and women fall apart at the seams the older they get, you know men get more distinguished as their hair gets grey and women try everything in their power to fight it, whether it’s with dye jobs, plastic surgery or intense work outs. They try to keep things interesting by becoming dirtier in bed and easier to get into bed, but it doesn’t change the fact that their tits aim to the ground, and their vagina’s dry up. But there are always exceptions to every rule and Morgan Fairchild makes post-menopausal unprotected sex an amazing bonus instead of a reason why you’re getting in bed with someone’s grandmother….sure bitch has a bit of a muff gut going on, but I wish a muff gut was all my wife had instead a buried vagina I don’t remember seeing since the last time she made me play “Pirate Treasure Hunt” and even that took me about two hours to pull off….

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2007

23

Apr

I am – Jennifer Tilly’s Big Ol’ Tits of the Day

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Big tits are a perfect distraction from a stupid dress that has plastic windows sewn onto it. I remember when I used to work at a marina and part of my job was zipping on the canvas roofs during rainstorms and the shit had windows made out of the same material. I guess the truth is that this bitch is thick enough to be a boat, and her tits are what makes her float.

Sometimes I think that tits are my enemy, they distract me from realizing a bitch is busted because I am too busy focusing on them bounce. Since I haven’t had a boner in a long time, it doesn’t leave me waking up the next morning in bed with a monster, but I know that tits have the power to do that to me.

Either way, Jennifer Tilly has some big ol’ tits that you can look at this glorious Monday.

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2007

23

Apr

I am – Jennifer Tilly's Big Ol' Tits of the Day

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Big tits are a perfect distraction from a stupid dress that has plastic windows sewn onto it. I remember when I used to work at a marina and part of my job was zipping on the canvas roofs during rainstorms and the shit had windows made out of the same material. I guess the truth is that this bitch is thick enough to be a boat, and her tits are what makes her float.

Sometimes I think that tits are my enemy, they distract me from realizing a bitch is busted because I am too busy focusing on them bounce. Since I haven’t had a boner in a long time, it doesn’t leave me waking up the next morning in bed with a monster, but I know that tits have the power to do that to me.

Either way, Jennifer Tilly has some big ol’ tits that you can look at this glorious Monday.

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2007

23

Apr

I am – Ivanka Trump Lookin’ Fat of the Day

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I am not much for knowing what’s up in fashion, but this shit is kinda lesbionic. Bitch may be following her daddy’s lead in trying to be the hollywood example of what corporate america should look like and in doing that looks like a dude. I know that most women in business like to hide everything feminine about them as to not distract the person they are dealing with from the deal they are cutting or someshit, but after playing a little business man for too long, it’s like a bitch grows a pair of testicles. I know Ivanka’s got potential to look good on all fours in a bikini or lingerie in Playboy, but she ruins in by hiding it in one of her dad’s expensive suits. If I cross my eyes and pretend I am playing the magic eye, I can kinda see some tit definition reminding me that this act will all come to a crashing end when she releases a sex tape or some shit. Until then, I am sticking to the Ivanka Trump really has a dick theory.

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2007

23

Apr

I am – Ivanka Trump Lookin' Fat of the Day

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I am not much for knowing what’s up in fashion, but this shit is kinda lesbionic. Bitch may be following her daddy’s lead in trying to be the hollywood example of what corporate america should look like and in doing that looks like a dude. I know that most women in business like to hide everything feminine about them as to not distract the person they are dealing with from the deal they are cutting or someshit, but after playing a little business man for too long, it’s like a bitch grows a pair of testicles. I know Ivanka’s got potential to look good on all fours in a bikini or lingerie in Playboy, but she ruins in by hiding it in one of her dad’s expensive suits. If I cross my eyes and pretend I am playing the magic eye, I can kinda see some tit definition reminding me that this act will all come to a crashing end when she releases a sex tape or some shit. Until then, I am sticking to the Ivanka Trump really has a dick theory.

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2007

23

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am an idiot, you probably already know that, but yesterday after drinking a pitcher of beer in the afternoon, I came home to some Caribbean food my stepdaughter’s boyfriend, or some guy she’s banging cuz she likes hip hop, made. I started to hoover that shit up because the chicken was better than the shit I normally eat, anyway, I got a chicken bone lodged in my throat, I thought I was dying and my wife called 911. I got to the hospital, they shoved an IV in my arm and after 5 hours of waiting, a doctor shoved a metal thing down my throat like I was on a porn site and we were shooting a deep throat scene. He didn’t see anything, waited for the drugs to wear off and sent me home. I spent most of the night looking at the ceiling thinking I was going to choke to death because dude didn’t find the bone, but eventually passed out to the sound of my wife’s apnea. I am still here and here are my links, 2 or 3 days too late, but be happy I am still alive, unless of course the bone re-surfaces in my sleep tonight and kills me, but I am hoping the odds are against that.

Here are my links….

Paris Hilton’s Number, Lohan’s Email, Probably Disconnected by Now. I had these for Months but kept them for a Rainy Day, Seems Like Someone Beat Me To It – Oops
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Panty Pic
GO

She’s a Nutcracker Video
GO

Debbie Does Dallas NYC Party Video
GO

More Pictures from Debbie Does Dallas NYC Party
GO

Where did You Lose Your Virginity, If You’ve Lost Your Virginity, Which I Doubt
GO

Sexy Triplets in Bikinis – Because Fertility Drugs Are A Good Thing Sometimes
GO

Some Slut on Myspace, Who I Don’t Think Is Actually On Myspace
GO

Beyonce, Kimora and Tyra Together
GO

Selma Blair Went to Rehab
GO

Britney is Out and About in a New Wig and New Contacts
GO

Paris Hilton Driving With a Suspended License
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Some Greek Bitch in Greek Maxim
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Top 10 Teenage Breakups on TV
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Tits on a Party Girl
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Girls Aloud in School Girl Uniforms
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Playboy Magazine in the 1960s
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Pete Doherty Vs the Paparazzi
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Some Webcam Ass Video
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MY FHM has Pics of Naked Chicks
GO

Bathroom BJ that’s NSFW Unless Your Job is Sucking Dick in the Bathroom, Which it Probably Is, Homo
GO

Imogen Gray Nude in Maxim
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Lohan’s Tight Ass
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Playboy’s Top 10 Party Schools
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Lohan is a Street Hooker of the Day
GO

Photobucket Erotica
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson Remixed with a Fat Brown Chick
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One of My Readers has Porn Site, This is It and All The Chicks Look Like $5 Whores which is only a good thing when you have a $5 budget…
GO

Jamie Lee Curtis Pokies – Even Though She Used to Be a Man
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Some Amateur Named Tiff
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Mischa Showing Off Her Flubber Legs in Shorts
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Some Debbie Does Dallas Again – First Hand Experience on the Set from the Supervising Producer
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Girl has a Trampoline Crash
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Smoking Vagina
GO

Photobucket Girl Showing Her Ass and Titties…
GO

Peaches Fucks the Pain Away in Mayberry, Some Weird Youtube Video That Took Way Too Much Work to Make
GO

I’m a Sexy Girl is Probably the Worst Song and Least Sexy Girl on Cam
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Tara Patrick Lookin “SEXY”?
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Christina Ricci Will Not Be Getting Nude Anytime Soon
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DoubleViking Does Body Shots With Homeless People
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Looking Good Sweetheart – Don’t Click This – Trust Me
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Ana Beatriz Barros Photoshoot Video
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Torrie Wilson in FHM Slutting Her Big Tits Out
GO

Some Dude Living the Ninja Turtle Dream
GO

Bar Rafaeli In Some Magazine In Some Bikini With Leo’s Cum Dripping Down Her Leg…Or Not
GO

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2007

21

Apr

I am – stepTV on the Street of the Day

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2007

20

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ of a Hot Pink Box of the Day

This week was pretty fucked, I didn’t think the shootings really affected me but I had a lot of trouble getting out of bed, so maybe it did. I guess I always go back and forth whether I am crazy or not, because i sit at home and write this site everyday, while the weather is nice and there are lots of things to do that I am not doing, knowing it can all suddenly end and my legacy becomes the smut I peddled here instead of something more substantial, like curing cancer or being that guy who gave Lohan herpes.

Either way, one psycho isn’t going to change me even if it lead to lots of soul searching. I had no money for booze so it can get pretty depressing and when that hits I like to slip into a daydream about a hot pink box. Lucky for you, it was caught on video Cuddles.

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