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2007

18

May

I am – Pamela Anderson’s Short Skirt of the Day

Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson wearing a short skirt because she can. I am actually surprised she even bothers wearing clothes at all and think she should consider only wearing the Baywatch bathing suit until she turns 90, but only because I am into crazy bitches and that would mean she was fucking nuts.

I always wondered what came first the bleach blond hair or the stripper. I always used to think that Pam Anderson was like a stripper that broke through and didn’t have to strip anymore to make a living and that all the other girls she left behind to work the pole were forced to bleach their hair and get fake tits to try to follow their leader, but I guess fake tits were around before this slut brought them to you TV.

There were a few bleached blond girls at the stripclub tonight, one of them had genital warts, another had a great set of teeth and the last one wasn’t stripping, but was there with her whore of a friend and some dude who may or may not have been on steroids, but was thick enough to be. Dude was about 20 and though he owned the fucking place because he had these two whores on his arm. When the Bob Sinclair song came on, motherfucker started singing along to the words while staring me in the eyes. When his fake titty blond chick went one stage with 5 dollars in her mouth for the stripper take out of her mouth with her cunt, the dude started giving his boy high 5’s, like he won the fucking lottery. What it comes down to is that he was so jacked on testosterone that he looked like he wanted to fuck his friend to prove how much of a man he was, the dude had to have been a fag, otherwise he wouldn’t have been so fucking insecure to hit the gym 10 hours a day to land trash chicks I would have fucked. The joke of the night was that he brought his boyfriend with him to act as a fluffer so that when they went back home to fuck both of them, he’d be able to get hard lookin at his friend’s dick…if he was lucky, when the girls weren’t lookin’ he’d maybe get the chance to stick his dick in his mouth. I feel the love generation.

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2007

18

May

I am – Pamela Anderson's Short Skirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson wearing a short skirt because she can. I am actually surprised she even bothers wearing clothes at all and think she should consider only wearing the Baywatch bathing suit until she turns 90, but only because I am into crazy bitches and that would mean she was fucking nuts.

I always wondered what came first the bleach blond hair or the stripper. I always used to think that Pam Anderson was like a stripper that broke through and didn’t have to strip anymore to make a living and that all the other girls she left behind to work the pole were forced to bleach their hair and get fake tits to try to follow their leader, but I guess fake tits were around before this slut brought them to you TV.

There were a few bleached blond girls at the stripclub tonight, one of them had genital warts, another had a great set of teeth and the last one wasn’t stripping, but was there with her whore of a friend and some dude who may or may not have been on steroids, but was thick enough to be. Dude was about 20 and though he owned the fucking place because he had these two whores on his arm. When the Bob Sinclair song came on, motherfucker started singing along to the words while staring me in the eyes. When his fake titty blond chick went one stage with 5 dollars in her mouth for the stripper take out of her mouth with her cunt, the dude started giving his boy high 5’s, like he won the fucking lottery. What it comes down to is that he was so jacked on testosterone that he looked like he wanted to fuck his friend to prove how much of a man he was, the dude had to have been a fag, otherwise he wouldn’t have been so fucking insecure to hit the gym 10 hours a day to land trash chicks I would have fucked. The joke of the night was that he brought his boyfriend with him to act as a fluffer so that when they went back home to fuck both of them, he’d be able to get hard lookin at his friend’s dick…if he was lucky, when the girls weren’t lookin’ he’d maybe get the chance to stick his dick in his mouth. I feel the love generation.

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2007

18

May

I am – Coco’s Showing Off her Tits Again of the Day

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Here are some recent pics of Coco showing off her tits from the Maxim 100 party that went down a day or two ago. I am guessing that she has something coming up that she needs to promote because bitch has taken the time away from her tanning bed to show off what some asshole spent is hard earned money on because she looks like the type of girl who doesn’t really pay for her own implants.

I went to the strippers today and realized that every french girl who strips dates black thugs. I am thinking it’s because they watch the french music channel and see all the nice cars they drive and all the sluts they attract and that ending up with that kind of guy is considered a huge success. One of the girls had cornrows like Rudy on The Cosby Show and was dancing to some fucking aggressive shit that made me want to buy a gun, rob my convenience store and use that money to start running drugs. I am pretty easily influenced, tired of being poor, and even though the bitch with cornrows was a little bottom heavy and liked shaking her ass like she was on YouTube, I’d trade my wife in for her.

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2007

18

May

I am – Coco's Showing Off her Tits Again of the Day

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Here are some recent pics of Coco showing off her tits from the Maxim 100 party that went down a day or two ago. I am guessing that she has something coming up that she needs to promote because bitch has taken the time away from her tanning bed to show off what some asshole spent is hard earned money on because she looks like the type of girl who doesn’t really pay for her own implants.

I went to the strippers today and realized that every french girl who strips dates black thugs. I am thinking it’s because they watch the french music channel and see all the nice cars they drive and all the sluts they attract and that ending up with that kind of guy is considered a huge success. One of the girls had cornrows like Rudy on The Cosby Show and was dancing to some fucking aggressive shit that made me want to buy a gun, rob my convenience store and use that money to start running drugs. I am pretty easily influenced, tired of being poor, and even though the bitch with cornrows was a little bottom heavy and liked shaking her ass like she was on YouTube, I’d trade my wife in for her.

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2007

17

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am result 99 in Google for the search term “black girl” shitting, I don’t think that means I’ve made it but it’s still a fucking accomplishment. I am also result number 19 for girlfriend fucking the dog and even though I wonder what kind of sick fuck looks up that kind of shit, I’m glad to know they ended up here.

I am listening to LCD Soundsystems new album. I got the record label to send it into me because my youngest stepdaughter is a hipster in training and went to the show last week and had a good time. In trying to keep my non-existant hipster readers happy, here’s their video called North American Scum

You can check their website here and their myspace here .

Now you can click on the rest of my links because that’s what I do them for…

Dita Von Tease Flashes her Cunt
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Worlds Fattest Man is over 1000 Pounds
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Daring Bikini Party Because These Girls are Prety Much Naked…Video
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Pictures From the Maxim Hot 100 Party Featuring All Kinds of Famous Sluts
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Calum Best is Bored with Lohan
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Megan Fox is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Jodi Marsh for her New Show in Video
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Sarah Shahi Talks About Her Sex Scene With Tony Soprano and Looks Like a Girl I’d Like To Watch Having Sex
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Some Crazy Bitch Doesn’t Handle Getting Arrested Very Well
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Backstage with Lingerie Models Videos
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Heidi Klum Topless for Jordache
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Here’s the Winner of America’s Next Top Model Jaslene Gonzalez Lookin’ Fucking Disgusting
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One Piece bathing Suit Wrestle
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Some Total Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Named Beth Ditto is Doing Vogue and Looks Fucking Good Sweetheart in these Pics
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Iranian Man Whipped Brutally for Drinking 2 Beers
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Rebecca Romijn Looking Hot in a La Perla Ad
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Paris Hiding from the Paparazzi
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Drug Dealer to the Stars Tells All…
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Kellis Panty Upskirt
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Simpson’s Chest Competition
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Some Dude Let’s People Slap Him Cuz He Thinks It’s Funny
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Kid Finds an Amazing Way to Not Get Busted By His Parents. It is Funny.
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Panty Stain Licker Video – Gross
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lesbians in the Sky
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Kylie is a Slut Video
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Some Not So Hot Chick Fight
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Wooden Sex Toy For Your As Homo
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Jerry Seinfeld Promoting His New Movie in a Pretty Humiliating Way
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Jessica Alba in her Underwear for Some Movie Called Good Luck Chuck
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Some Chick Named Jackie Guerrido’s Big Old Tits
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Girl’s Skirt Gets Ripped Off
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Webcam at It’s Finest!
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Sexy Hellicopter Video for You
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Monkey and Dog Vs Kids in this Japanese Game Show
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Some Dude’s Girl in her Underwear
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Britney’s Rehab Boyfriend Goes back to Rehab
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Tara Reid Showing Off Her Back and Not Her Vagina
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Topless Fake Tit Wrestling
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Lohan at the Maxim 100 Party
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Drunk Teens in the Shower, I May Have Linked it Before – But I will Do It Again
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Skirting Video
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Throwback Mak Fox Does Lil Markie for Jesus
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10 Ways to Piss off Your Woman
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Caitlyn Vs Liz Bikini Brawl
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Lohan For Radar Magazine with Video
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Demi Moore is Busting Ashton Kutcher’s Balls
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NYC Sex Party Video
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I’ve Linked This Chick’s Shitty Videos Of Her Bad Songs and Attempt at Being Hot So Many Times Already, I figured I had No Choice But to Give you this One…There’s More Panty in it than Usual
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50 Cent on Oprah and Imus
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The Perfect Ass Video
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Amy WInehouse To Marry Her Pete Doherty Impersonator of a Boyfriend
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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2007

17

May

I am – Ugly Kimmy Stewart and Her Legs of the Day

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I just rolled out of bed because I was tired and really didn’t have anything to get up for. It’s not like I have a job to go to, or appointments to meet and during the day is the only time my wife isn’t taking up 3/4 of the fucking bed and I can get some fucking sleep.

I decided that today would be a good day to treat myself to some lunch, so I end up in this restaurant half asleep and unshowered because I woke up hungry and the dude in line in front of me knows the fucking staff and is chatting them up. At first he’s being a little loud but it’s not that noticeable because I wasn’t really paying attention. Then asshole starts making lame joke after lame joke in this big fucking voice and I start thinking to myself that this asshole thinks he’s a fucking stand-up comedian and he fucking sucks and doesn’t realize he fucking sucks. Then I hear his friend ask him how his stand-up act is coming along, and it turns out the asshole is a fucking stand-up comedian, obviously not a very successful one and the kind who only has one good joke and that joke is that no one laughs to any of his jokes.

Either way, it got me thinking, how does someone decide to be a stand-up comedian. Do their parents and grandparents give them so much positive reinforcement by telling them that they are so fucking funny all their fucking life that they make the motherfucker tell jokes at family functions where the whole family cracks the fuck up because they are just as lame as he is because they made him but dude’s so fucking so drowned in compliments about how funny he is that he starts believing it and drops all inhibitions that normal people have and decides that it’s ok for him to take the family function act to the fucking public by being a total loud asshole in public when people are just innocently trying to do their jobs and people are just trying to innocently trying to order their food.

It was pretty fucking presumptuous of him to tho that to us, but I have a feeling that he thought he was doing us all a favor by giving us a free show, like in his mind I just walked into Bob Dylan busking on the street corner, but the reality of the whole fucking thing is that I didn’t buy a ticket to his show, I didn’t sign up to listen to shitty fucking jokes, I just wanted some lunch. Maybe I should have said something, but I got better shit to do , like stare at the chick he was with’s ass. Motherfucker.

Here’s some Kimmy Stewart who probably was told how pretty she was all her life by her parents polluting her brain into thinking she actually can go out in public without a mask on, but at least she’s got hot fucking legs to give me something to focus on…

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2007

17

May

I am – Britney Spears in a Bra of the Day

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My stepdaughter invited me to her friend’s house to watch the finale of American Next Top Model because she knows I am really into that shit, so I sat in the fucking living room of some 14 year old’s parent’s house to watch the shit and I didn’t really fucking care. I helped myself to her dad’s beer and I knew the parent’s of the girl weren’t that impressed, but it was one of those situations that you know is awkward, but act like it’s totally normal, and the other people involved go along with it no matter how much they hate it. I think I behaved myself, I only asked the girl to sit on my lap once and when she said no, I didn’t pull my dick out of my pants to teach her what no means….

Anyway, the model I was going for was this hot Russian number with a big neck but was a mail order bride and that turns me on. She lost. The winner was some anorexic looking mexican who looked like a fucking man. All this to say that TV let me down again.

Speaking of letting me down, it looks like Britney has got her act together. Her body is bangin’, her tits are huge and she’s showing the fuckers off when she’s hitting up clubs to drink all these proving that she still has a career and won’t be working the pole in my stripclub anytime soon and that kinda hurts. The only real option now is to be the next K-Fed, but since it’s been done once, I doubt it will happen again. Girls tend to learn their lessons, especially after having to babies with the motherfucker. Either way, here are the pics of Britney and her tits…

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2007

17

May

I am – Coco’s Tits of the Day

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Here are pictures of Coco and Ice T at some event and she brought out her tits. I guess that’s what she’s all about because anyone with tits this big has got to have some serious self esteem issues, the kind of self esteem that usually leaves them smoking crack in some ghetto apartment with some dude covered in garbage who hasn’t moved in 4 days and when he does it’s to beat the fuck out of her…So in a lot of ways she’s a success story for bitches who hate themselves enough to get the biggest fucking implants the plastic surgeon can possibly give her, unless I am wrong and these fucker are real, which could happen because I am no fucking expert on this shit…

Speaking of self esteem, I was sitting at the coffee shop today just as an excuse to leave my apartment and was stuck at a table next to a rich girl and her mom. They were talking about some trip she was about to go on and how expensive it was and how it will be life changing. The girl was wearing a Jewish Girl Outfit of the Day, with spandex pants and when she got up she turned to her mom and asked if her ass looked different. I assumed that it was because she was working out and mustered the confidence to wear spandex for the first time in public, but then she went to the girls at another table, who I assume she knew and asked them the same fucking thing. It was a fat girl gone skinny and overly confident story and I am placing my bets on this trip ending in abortion….

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2007

17

May

I am – Coco's Tits of the Day

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Here are pictures of Coco and Ice T at some event and she brought out her tits. I guess that’s what she’s all about because anyone with tits this big has got to have some serious self esteem issues, the kind of self esteem that usually leaves them smoking crack in some ghetto apartment with some dude covered in garbage who hasn’t moved in 4 days and when he does it’s to beat the fuck out of her…So in a lot of ways she’s a success story for bitches who hate themselves enough to get the biggest fucking implants the plastic surgeon can possibly give her, unless I am wrong and these fucker are real, which could happen because I am no fucking expert on this shit…

Speaking of self esteem, I was sitting at the coffee shop today just as an excuse to leave my apartment and was stuck at a table next to a rich girl and her mom. They were talking about some trip she was about to go on and how expensive it was and how it will be life changing. The girl was wearing a Jewish Girl Outfit of the Day, with spandex pants and when she got up she turned to her mom and asked if her ass looked different. I assumed that it was because she was working out and mustered the confidence to wear spandex for the first time in public, but then she went to the girls at another table, who I assume she knew and asked them the same fucking thing. It was a fat girl gone skinny and overly confident story and I am placing my bets on this trip ending in abortion….

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2007

17

May

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Tits of the Day

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So now that I’ve seen her tits getting assaulted by some dude in her sex tape, I have no real interest in them. It’s that whole theory that if you don’t give a man sex he’ll keep coming back to you until you do and if you give it out on the first night dude will have got what he wants, will never respect you and date you and will lose most interest in you, until he wants to have sex again….There’s an expression that mother’s tell there daughters that sums it up a lot better than what I said, but it’s not coming to me…

Speaking of coming and useless people in useless videos, here are 2 more emails from that GGW girl, who doesn’t like what I wrote about her on the site. This is what she said:

From: Jannel Szyszka
Subject:
Re:
Date: May 16, 2007 9:40:47 PM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

im not kidding .. u heard all wrong on that ggw shit … u best delete that
or i am really goin to sue u .. kk cuddles

From: Jannel Szyszka
Subject:
Re:
Date: May 16, 2007 9:41:58 PM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

im goin to sue YOU for declamation of character …

This was my response:

Jannel,

Thanks for reaching out to me. For the record, what I posted was emailed to me – I quoted it. Nothing I did was illegal. The pictures posted aren’t owned by you. So I don’t think there is any case and there is no such thing as declamation of character, but I know what you were trying to say (defamation).

If you want to write a formal statement with your story, I’ll post it, but until you have a better case, the story is staying up.

In all honesty, you should take the free publicity, I know you’re into getting money for your publicity stunts by issuing lawsuits to asshole video producers who took advantage of you when you got drunk and who made you regret your actions the day you saw it in the DVD, but that’s really not my problem and I haven’t even seen you naked yet or made money of your story, so you’re kinda being unfair here.

Let me know what you’re thinking because I care about you.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

I guess law isn’t her strongest subject in school…To see the first email I got from her click THIS LINK

Photos By Camilla Zenz for zumapress.com

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