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2007

24

Mar

I am – Fergie Singing Say You Say Me of the Day

I know I didn’t post my stepLINKS yet, but that doesn’t mean that I am not going to do it. It doesn mean that I need to remind you that I am still alive and what better way to do it than to post a video of Fergie singing “Say You, Say Me” back in 1985, probably the hottest time in her career to you pedophiles. Bitch can sing and I was surprised that she used to be white and that’s the end of my story for now.

For the record I am drunk and this may not be Fergie, but she was in Kids Incorporated…Maybe this one is…

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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jodi Lyn O’Keefe See Through of the Day

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I admit that I may be a shitty celebrity blogger because I don’t know who any of these bitches are. I was never into tracking when Lohan wiper her ass or ripped a line. I never cared who Britney or Scarlett Johannson was fucking. I didn’t even know who half the bitches I talk about were before the site started but I do know that when I go to the other sites I get offended at how shitty their content is. Whether it’s Perez talking about how amaing he is, or the other virgin bloggers talking about how slutty some celeb is, I just don’t give a fuck. These people fucking suck and that’s all I have to say about that. I know I may not have made it clear how drunk I was, but I am fucking wrecked.

Speaking of wreck, I went to the strip club and saw some total wrecks doing their thing. One of the strippers was a girl I was checking out at Subway. I knew I had seen her before, but wasn’t 100 percent on it

Too bad these pics aren’t HQ so that you can zoom in and jerk off to the 1/8 of an inch of nipple you can see, or maybe to her birthmarks on her arms you sick fuck.


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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jodi Lyn O'Keefe See Through of the Day

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I admit that I may be a shitty celebrity blogger because I don’t know who any of these bitches are. I was never into tracking when Lohan wiper her ass or ripped a line. I never cared who Britney or Scarlett Johannson was fucking. I didn’t even know who half the bitches I talk about were before the site started but I do know that when I go to the other sites I get offended at how shitty their content is. Whether it’s Perez talking about how amaing he is, or the other virgin bloggers talking about how slutty some celeb is, I just don’t give a fuck. These people fucking suck and that’s all I have to say about that. I know I may not have made it clear how drunk I was, but I am fucking wrecked.

Speaking of wreck, I went to the strip club and saw some total wrecks doing their thing. One of the strippers was a girl I was checking out at Subway. I knew I had seen her before, but wasn’t 100 percent on it

Too bad these pics aren’t HQ so that you can zoom in and jerk off to the 1/8 of an inch of nipple you can see, or maybe to her birthmarks on her arms you sick fuck.


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2007

23

Mar

I am – Kayle Cuoco’s Friend’s Nipple of the Day

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I know who Kayle Cuoco is because her shitty teenage daughter show was on the one channel we get a few years ago. It was about dating a teenage daughter or something and was the set John Ritter had his heart stop on. I guess that’s not really the point. The point is that Kayle’s tag along friend, who I have no idea who she is, is rocking a sheer top with no bra. It makes me laugh at how competitive girls can be. They are always at each other’s throats all while pretending how much they love each other. If you don’t get where I am going with this, you are an idiot, but to drive the point home I will leave you with this…The Kayle Cuoco friend is trying to ride her friend’s “celeb” status and when it comes to landing an invite to some celeb event, she doesn’t wear a bra because nipples are the one way ticket to stardom, according to me, which isn’t saying much. I am typing with one eye open because I am drunk and very proud of my skills. Let’s Dance..

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2007

23

Mar

I am – Kayle Cuoco's Friend's Nipple of the Day

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I know who Kayle Cuoco is because her shitty teenage daughter show was on the one channel we get a few years ago. It was about dating a teenage daughter or something and was the set John Ritter had his heart stop on. I guess that’s not really the point. The point is that Kayle’s tag along friend, who I have no idea who she is, is rocking a sheer top with no bra. It makes me laugh at how competitive girls can be. They are always at each other’s throats all while pretending how much they love each other. If you don’t get where I am going with this, you are an idiot, but to drive the point home I will leave you with this…The Kayle Cuoco friend is trying to ride her friend’s “celeb” status and when it comes to landing an invite to some celeb event, she doesn’t wear a bra because nipples are the one way ticket to stardom, according to me, which isn’t saying much. I am typing with one eye open because I am drunk and very proud of my skills. Let’s Dance..

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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jennifer Lamiraqui Lingerie of the Day

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This bitch, Jennifer Lamiraqui is some exotic French Model who is rockin some lingerie. I have seen these pictures before but I don’t know where. I blame my stepLINKS for fucking up my bloggin’ game. I never know what I’ve linked or when I have linked it. I feel dumber than the stripper I was chatting up tonight who looked like she was 60 but was wearing a corset. Her stage name was Alexandra, one of the hotter names available to some white trash whore who has 4 kids with 5 different dad’s but she went by it anyway. She tried getting a dance out of me, but I wouldn’t have it, because if I’m there for fantasy, a 40 year old slag can’t cut it, no matter how good she looks in a corset.

Now look at how good this girl looks in Lingerie and when I sober up in the morning, I will consider revisiting this post to make it make more sense. I figure 10 readers a month is enough for me to leave it at this. Cuddles.

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2007

22

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t post very much today so I did an extra special steplinks to make up for it, because I was still at my computer all day, I was just holding out on you, something you are probably used to everytime you try to fuck that girl you hang out with with one eye.

I only have one channel. I have told you that before but I am telling you again because my life isn’t that exciting and I have nothing else to really talk about. Access Hollywood is on and they just said “how many legs does Heather Mills have and how much do they cost? Stay Tuned To Find Out!” or some bullshit and it made me laugh, you’d laugh too, if I was a better story teller than I am….

I got another weird email, only today it’s about Yeast Infections:

Hello drunkenstepfather.com,

I’m emailing you today to request a link exchange between our website and yours.

I found your website http://www.drunkenstepfather.com by searching Google for “yeast infection”. I think our
websites have a similar theme to your’s, so I am interested in exchanging links.

I was wondering if you would like to trade links with my yeast infection Website.

If interested please send me the Title, URL and Description of your website or the HTML code, so that I can put them on my website of same category and in return you will provide link from Your website .

At leasyeaht google is picking up the site for something…Now click my links….

This Commercial Makes Me Want to do Meth and Hang With Girls Who Do Meth Cuz It Makes them Horny and I love Horny Chicks…
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Rumer Willis Likes To Party. These Are the Exclusive Pics to Prove That She’s Ugly.
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Hot Chick Dancing Around Naked
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Sexy Music Video
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American Idol Brown Dude Named Sanjaya Has a Sister With Slammin Tits
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Adriana Lima in Audi Magazine
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WWE Victoria – Bikini Boot Camp
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The FIght on I Heart Hockabees That I Didn’t Post Last Week
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Janice Dickinson Tells the People at TMZ Off on VIdeo while Drunk
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This VIdeo is Some Advice From 2 Lame Chicks, The Problem With The Internet is That People Who Shouldn’t Have Visibility – Get Visibility….Like Me…
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I Don’t Know Who Danielle Llyod is But She’s Got Rockin’ Tits
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Some Idiot Pretending to be Borat. This is My Pet Peave – Frat Boy.
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You and your friends in video … If you Had Friends
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Stop with the Mario Song – Frat Boy. I don’t Understand Why You Think it’s So Fucking Funny. Oh RIght, Cuz You are a Cunt.
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Jackass Firehose Rodeo
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Britney Spears in Her Panties from That Movie She Did
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Some Behind the Music that Sucks Vide About Baby Spears That Made Me Laugh
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Girls Gone Wild… Just Not the KInd Of Girls I want To See Go Wild
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Sexy Webcam Show Gone Wrong, Not By My Standards…
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Hey Baby…
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Dog Humping Video
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Some Clip From a Movie Where A Girls Make Out Set to Fergie
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Fat Chick Taking Charge Cuz They Like To Hump Too
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Black Baby is Born to White Parents
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Some VD Remix Video I don’t Understand But Like.
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Hotter Than Your Mom Pissing is Someone Else’s Mom Pissing…
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Pete Doherty Was a Male Prostitute for Crack
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Jocky Lookin’ Chicks Trying to Shake Their Asses
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Kid Lip Syncing and Dancing to Britney Spears – He Will Regret this in 10 Years
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Girls Humping
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Some Shitty SNL Clip with That Bitch From Seinfeld
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This is Called Me and My Girl Dancing Lesbian Style…The Mattress is a Pretty Ambitious Addition.
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Some Bitch With an INSANE Ass
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Jesus and the Jew’s Episode 1 – A Reader’s Weird Viral
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Shakira is a Slut Contest
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More Lohan in GQ Action
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Crazy Girls That Gave me a Seizure
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Lebians For You
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Girl Stripping To A Thong…
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Katherine McPhee Isn’t That Fat Anymore
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Carmen Electra Says She’s Not a Lesbian Anymore
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Some Slut I’ve Never Heard of Posing
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Sophie Monk In Maxim and Panties
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Winona Ryder’s Big Ol’ Titties I Had No Idea She Had
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Some Fat Chick Making Out With Her Bf on Camera WIth Friends. I Think She Has Down’s Syndrome But Maybe She’s the Only One In His Class Who Sucks Dick…
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Paulina Rubio’s Tits at Some Event
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Some Faggy Belt lip Cheerleading Move that Would Give You a Boner
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Kids Smacking Each Other Up
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Marissa Tomei Upskirt
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Stupid Signs
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Photobucket Nudity
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Some Dude Writes About His Date WIth Cory Kennedy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Teenagers making out and dry humping
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This will get you laid and You Getting Laid Means One Less Rapist
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2007

22

Mar

I am – Emily Scott’s Tits of the Day

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I wasn’t in the mood to post because the Kim Kardashian shit was getting linked all over the place and figured there was no point. I decided to spend my day looking at the wall on the couch without the computer, because sometimes my wall is more exciting than some of the shit I am forced to look at on here.

I ended up talking to some 18 year old whore from Maine who likes being treated like a slut. I didn’t know what to ask her to send me pictures of so I just went with insertion pics. When she asked me what I wanted her to insert I couldn’t think of anything so I just said an old shoe. I have a feeling she’s not going to pull through but it all makes me feel perverted.

Not nearly as perverted as trying to find the latest in topless/naked/nip slips every fucking day. No matter what I do, I will always be like that weird kid in highschool who always got caught jerking off between classes. You know the socially awkward weirdo who read comics and smelled like cum…Anyway, there’s nothing I can do to tell you that I am not that guy, that bitches everywhere want my dick but this website proves otherwise. Maybe I am just as bad as you.

That said, here are some pics of Emily Scott, some bitch dubbed the hottest bitch in Australia showin’ off her bitch tits like bitches are supposed to, bitch.

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2007

22

Mar

I am – Emily Scott's Tits of the Day

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I wasn’t in the mood to post because the Kim Kardashian shit was getting linked all over the place and figured there was no point. I decided to spend my day looking at the wall on the couch without the computer, because sometimes my wall is more exciting than some of the shit I am forced to look at on here.

I ended up talking to some 18 year old whore from Maine who likes being treated like a slut. I didn’t know what to ask her to send me pictures of so I just went with insertion pics. When she asked me what I wanted her to insert I couldn’t think of anything so I just said an old shoe. I have a feeling she’s not going to pull through but it all makes me feel perverted.

Not nearly as perverted as trying to find the latest in topless/naked/nip slips every fucking day. No matter what I do, I will always be like that weird kid in highschool who always got caught jerking off between classes. You know the socially awkward weirdo who read comics and smelled like cum…Anyway, there’s nothing I can do to tell you that I am not that guy, that bitches everywhere want my dick but this website proves otherwise. Maybe I am just as bad as you.

That said, here are some pics of Emily Scott, some bitch dubbed the hottest bitch in Australia showin’ off her bitch tits like bitches are supposed to, bitch.

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2007

22

Mar

I am – Day Dreamin’ of a Girl in One Shoe of the Day

I haven’t been able to update the site because I was lazy last night and the Kim Kardashian shit too too fucking long to do that I wanted nothing to do with the computer. I thought it was going to be a huge day for traffic and went to bed thinking I was a fucking star. I was also drunk because with big posts come big drinks…but after checking my traffic it’s lower than it was yesterday. I blame you, but for some reason the videos destroyed the site I was hosting them on and had to scramble to find a new site to work with….

I then checked my email to find 5 Cease and Desists from a paparazzi company called Flynet. They were emailing my host, which makes me nervous because I don’t want them to shut me down, because I wouldn’t know what else to do with my day and either would you, because you are a loser.

I wrote this to the Flynet greedy, sleazy fuck who’s been emailing my server company instead of me.

Contact me with future DMCA’s – I don’t like involving my server host and I am always willing to take down the pictures even if I morally have no issue posting pictures that you morally had no issue invading privacy to get…Asshole.

I think I am going to go on a Bringing Down the Paparazzi Quest…I am feeling hungover and stressed and need a drink, but instead I drift into a day dream of a girl with one shoe, I guess the joke of all this is my typo in the video title that there is no way I am going in to fix because I am lazy enough as is. Cuddles.

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