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2007

22

Mar

I am – Day Dreamin' of a Girl in One Shoe of the Day

I haven’t been able to update the site because I was lazy last night and the Kim Kardashian shit too too fucking long to do that I wanted nothing to do with the computer. I thought it was going to be a huge day for traffic and went to bed thinking I was a fucking star. I was also drunk because with big posts come big drinks…but after checking my traffic it’s lower than it was yesterday. I blame you, but for some reason the videos destroyed the site I was hosting them on and had to scramble to find a new site to work with….

I then checked my email to find 5 Cease and Desists from a paparazzi company called Flynet. They were emailing my host, which makes me nervous because I don’t want them to shut me down, because I wouldn’t know what else to do with my day and either would you, because you are a loser.

I wrote this to the Flynet greedy, sleazy fuck who’s been emailing my server company instead of me.

Contact me with future DMCA’s – I don’t like involving my server host and I am always willing to take down the pictures even if I morally have no issue posting pictures that you morally had no issue invading privacy to get…Asshole.

I think I am going to go on a Bringing Down the Paparazzi Quest…I am feeling hungover and stressed and need a drink, but instead I drift into a day dream of a girl with one shoe, I guess the joke of all this is my typo in the video title that there is no way I am going in to fix because I am lazy enough as is. Cuddles.

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Kim Kardashian Sex Tape of the Day

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So it finally dropped and one of you sent it my way. I would do a film review for you, but figured it’d be easier to talk about it after you’ve seen it. So I am posting pretty much the whole thing here for you right now.

I am more impressed with the size of Ray J’s cock than Kim Kardashian’s Paris impersonation, but I guess all semi famous rich pussy is worth a round…She’s living large, probably the reason she needs big dick and she’s not using condoms, probably the reason she’s had 10 abortions. She’s pretty much doin’ what she’s supposed to be doing and not letting her massive tits go to waste…

The celebrity sex tape novelty is getting dull and I really only watched it all in fast forward because I am not into nature channel porn. That wasn’t meant to be as racist as it sounded but I am not about to censor myself to satisfy my 2 black readers.

I admit that I have never banged a black girl and maybe if I had, I’d have a different opinion, but the opportunity never came up and my penis would be way to small to satisfy her black vagina needs.

I know Kim Kardashian sucks dick, and now you have the proof. This shit is totally staged and I can’t believe she’s got so little self-respect that she’d basically film a porn…there’s no difference between her and the stripper who turns tricks at my favorite strip club in the back room for $50, if you give her $25 more she let’s you take pics. One day when I get to the top, I’ll hire her and prove it to you…

I remain the best blog that isn’t read on the internet of all time. Cuddles…

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2007

21

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Here’s the kind of emails I get because my site is so fucking classy….

Dear drunkenstepfather.com,

I’m emailing you today to request a link exchange between our website and yours.
I found your website http://www.drunkenstepfather.com by searching Google for “Genital Warts”. I think our
websites have a similar theme to your’s, so I am interested in exchanging links.

I was wondering if you would like to trade links with my Genital Warts Website.

If interested please send me the Title, URL and Description of your website or the HTML
code, so that I can put them on my website of same category and in return you will provide
link from Your website .

Now Click My Links…

Some Slutty Movies
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Marisa Tomei Panty Upskirt
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Naughty School Girl Cam Show
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Some Chick Jumps Off an 85 Foot Cliff and Dies VIdeo
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Christina Aguilera Looking Fucking Hot of the Day
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Busty Blonde Video
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My Fair Brady/America’s Next Top Model Lookin’ Hot in Playboy Pictures
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Shooting a Friend For Fun
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FleshFlicks – Some Slut Named Aylar Lie
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Scarlett Johansson’s Side Cleavage Video
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Keely Hazell in Zoo Magazine Lookin’ Hot
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Fat Ass Booty Shakin’
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This Video is Called The Perfect Girlfriend
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New Hollywood Sluts
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Jojo Likes Topless Men
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Hot for Student Video
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Gisele’s Tits Lookin’ Amazing
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Anna Kournikova is Dressed in Green
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Jenna Jameson Lookin’ Skinny With Big Tits
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Queen Latifa in a Bathing Suit
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Lohan’s Mom Talkin About Lohan
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The Olsen Twins Shopping
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Nicole Richie Lookin Hot and Hypoglycemic
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Heidi Klum in Public
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Joe Francis is Not Gay
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Sexy Mizuki Video
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Hot Tits, Sheer Dress, Big Hair
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Some Sexy Music Videos For You
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Adam Sandle Hosts Letterman
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Pete Doherty Babysits Her Kids
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Hot Spandex Pants
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Bra Commercial
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Alley Baggett Pics
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Aria Giovanni in a Pool
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Slut Named Eugenia Silva
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Jenna Fischer Has a Nice Rack
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Two Babes:
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Some Wax on Radio Garbage
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Bunny
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This Kitten Gets More Play Than You
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Paris Hilton Shopping Along
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Christina Aguilera Pussycat Doll’s Clip
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Site To Visit Of The Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You are a Loser You Need Sex This Will Help
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2007

21

Mar

I am – Lohan in GQ of the Day

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Lohan is my kind of girl. She’s up on cool shit like smoking opium and hipsters and she just doesn’t give a fuck about pretty much anything. She fucks with the media, she goes to rehab only to come out of rehab and continue what she is doing, while pretending that she’s not doing it because she’s a fucking actor. Here she is in GQ from a Terry Richardson photo shoot.

Terry Richardson is the kind of guy I thought I liked because he took raw, sexual, drugged out pictures of people. I stole his book Terry World and thought he was authentic. When I found out that he was the Vice photographer, I lost all respect for him, because Vice is the biggest lie around, pretending to be core while being owned by Viacom and everything they do is for the advertiser…Maybe I am bitter because they never ran my how to fuck a hooker for free article.

Anyway, point being whether Terry Richardson is real, authentic or an artist or hack, it’s pretty clear he’s a cunt, but the kind of cunt who gets Lohan lookin’ slutty and a slutty Lohan is the Lohan I want to marry. Herpes and All…I am not just saying that Lohan has herpes to be a funny celebrity blogger, I am saying it because I overheard a Paris Hilton coversation one night when a friend of mine called her, outting Lohan for not telling people she has herpes. I wrote about it, but since no one reads the site, I guess no one noticed. Assholes.

Bonus – Some Old Nipple Slip

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape is Out and I Don’t Have It of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian at Fashion Week in L.A. I am posting this because I am dying to see her sex tape. I have emailed Vivid about 400 fucking times and I am not internet savvy enough to know where to find this kind of shit. I figure some chronic masturbating loser somewhere is uploading it as we speak, but I just don’t know how to find it because the only chronic masturbating loser I know is you, and you’re way too fucking useless to know how to do anything, especially something as important to my life as the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. Asshole.

I don’t know who is in these pics with her, but I can only assume that is Jennifer Aniston, grabbing her tits and looking wasted, the way I like it.

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape is Out and I Don't Have It of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian at Fashion Week in L.A. I am posting this because I am dying to see her sex tape. I have emailed Vivid about 400 fucking times and I am not internet savvy enough to know where to find this kind of shit. I figure some chronic masturbating loser somewhere is uploading it as we speak, but I just don’t know how to find it because the only chronic masturbating loser I know is you, and you’re way too fucking useless to know how to do anything, especially something as important to my life as the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. Asshole.

I don’t know who is in these pics with her, but I can only assume that is Jennifer Aniston, grabbing her tits and looking wasted, the way I like it.

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Brooke Hogan Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pics of Brooke Hogan lookin’ like her dad in a bikini from a couple days ago in Florida. I never understood why Jersey was labeled the trashcan of the country, after visiting Florida years ago, it reminded me of a trailer park strip club, but I guess that doesn’t matter.

I was walking by a store window yesterday and the Hogan show was on TV. Hulk was trying to teach his kids responsibility by making them get a job. I stopped watching because there was no sound and because some crackhead I didn’t know hassling me for money but I did see her on all four cleaning a toilet.

It reminding me of a friend I once had you made his girlfriend drink toilet water like she was a dog before getting in bed with him, he would just sit there jerking off while she did it and I never really understood the fetish. I never really do understand the fetish, but I do know that he didn’t really have a hard time finding girls ready and willing and he didn’t even have to pay them. While watching Brooke with her hand in the toilet, I knew she woulda been into it…that slut.

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Miss Virginie from FHM France Does a Porn of the Day

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Her name is Miss Virginie and she is an FHM girl who either did a porn in her past or since her FHM fame, but I guess when it was done doesn’t really matter because we are looking at her getting stuffed like a turkey either way….

I had a video of Scarlett Johannson acting like she was having an orgasm but I couldn’t figure out how to upload it because it was some file I had never heard of and it further proves that I have no business running a website. I keep on writing about nothing and 10 -15 people keep reading but I think my content’s getting pretty fucking dull. I have been doing this for 2.5 years and I only have so many fucking stories that I can remember, maybe I have writers block or I had a stroke, but I was out walking around all day and remember thinking about a few things to write about and I can’t fucking remember what it was. So watch the video while I re-group with some booze and thoughts of all the dirty french whores that live near me and who aren’t making these kinds of movies for me. Cuddles.

Check her out on FHM
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2007

21

Mar

I am – Rose McGowan See-Through Pics of the Day

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The first time I saw Rose McGowan was in Doom Generation back when it first came out and I loved her tits. She got too gothic for me and being engaged to Marilyn Manson and shit was a bit of a turn off, I like my girls to be more into pink than black, but it’s not about me, what it is about is that she still has rockin’ tits and here they are pretty much on display at some fashion show.

I watched the movie Stick It for the second time and it changed my life. The first time was with stepSTEVE last year when we snuck into the movie theatre, were surrounded by 100 14 year old girls and were spotted by my stepdaughter’s best friend and her mom. When they asked where my girl and I told her that she wasn’t coming, she looked at me with disgust and I haven’t seen her daughter over since, but that’s not the point, the point is that my stepdaughter brought it home and I have been watching it over and over, someone needs to nominate Jeff Bridges for an academy award for this shit. I love seeing people desperate enough for money to do some serious garbage movies but I think I he did the movie for free because he just wanted to see teen girls doing the splits….Now look at Rose McGowan’s Tit.

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Nicky Hilton’s Panty Ass of the Day

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The beauty of siblings is that they come from the same bloodline. Nicky Hilton may have been keeping low key over the years, while Paris worked her way in and out and in and out of ever coke party, penis and club in L.A. but that doesn’t mean that Nicky doesn’t have it in her to show the world her junk.

I used to have a fantasy of having 2 sisters at the same time, it was a pretty fucking common fantasy at the time and slutty fake titty blond twins everywhere started getting naked together, not that I ever got to capitalize on it, other than jerkin’ off a few times to it.

Either way, I always thought that banging your twin was okay because it was more like masturbation and not so much like incest. The problem is the only twins you can land a 3 some with are usually addicted to crack or have some other fucked up issues that makes trying to fuck them way too annoying….

Siblings fucking reminds me of my Iranian friend who just turned 60. He went back to Iran to visit his family and ended up marrying his 30 year old cousin. When he got back here here told me how he wanted to have 12 kids with her. I guess dudes who marry their cousin’s don’t realize that having babies with them means breeding retards…

I know that breeding retards comes from incest because this chick Jenny in my high school lost her virginity to her brother, they would fuck all the fucking time and no one really knew about it. She eventually got knocked up, because that’s what happens when people fuck their brothers everynight for a year when they are 15 and had the baby. She never admitted to her parents who the daddy was but when it came out with one eye and 4 legs, they knew….

The only exciting thing about a sister who fucks her brother is that it usually means she’s desperate enough to fuck you, at least that’s the story I heard…..

Just look at the Nicky Hilton Ass pics….Asshole…

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