These pictures are from the Playstation 3 launch party. I don’t know when it went down because I am not good at this celebrity blogging shit but I was talking to my lawyer and he was telling me that he had to buy his grandson one this weekend so I assume the pics are new enough. I didn’t post earlier today because I, unlike my lawyer, have no budget for electronics and my computer was just diagnosed with HIV. I went to see Borat for a second time with some girl I met at the ice cream shop down the street. I guess I didn’t really see it with her, it was more like I followed her in, but that’s not the point. The point is that Paris and Nicole are friends and it’s heart warming to see how they both have become washed up together I am sure there was a time when they were both fresh faced and ready to take on the world like the girl I followed into Borat, but now they just look HIV ridden like my computer that prevented me from posting. This may not be funny to read, but I am really impressed with how I tied in HIV, School Girls, Borat and these two cunts. I am officially a talent according to me. Worst post ever. Cuddles.

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I didn’t do my stepLINKS yesterday, because I was drunk. I did them today and after going through them one last time it seems like I was drunk when choosing them. I woke up this morning and watched The View. Rosie was playing the bongo drums and dancing around, I guess it’s a lesbian thing. Speaking of lesbians – start sending your links to me – I don’t mind posting them and it makes my life easier…and easier is better, just ask Lohan…I have nothing important to say, writing this site takes up 95% of my brain capacity in everyday life, I always tell myself “remember that for later” and I always forget whatever it is that I was thinking of. Today is one of those days…..but some guy emailed me telling me that he has the Britney Spears Sex Tape. So expect that to hit the net soon but until then – here are my links.

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I am not an investigative reporter, I am too lazy for that shit. I did create a facebook profile a couple weeks ago and I have added ever bat mitzvahed girl between the ages of 18 and 22 from Montreal and in doing that have found Kristen Cavallari’s facebook profile, so I did what any lazy mexican would and saved all her pics to my computer to post here for you. You’re welcome. My last post was too long so I am not going to write any comedy here, let’s just pretend Kristen Cavallari is comedy in and of herself….which isn’t that much of a stretch…..

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I am not an investigative reporter, I am too lazy for that shit. I did create a facebook profile a couple weeks ago and I have added ever bat mitzvahed girl between the ages of 18 and 22 from Montreal and in doing that have found Kristen Cavallari’s facebook profile, so I did what any lazy mexican would and saved all her pics to my computer to post here for you. You’re welcome. My last post was too long so I am not going to write any comedy here, let’s just pretend Kristen Cavallari is comedy in and of herself….which isn’t that much of a stretch…..

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I hate Jack Black, not because he made a mockery of my people in his movie Nacho Libre, but because he’s not funny. I never saw that Nacho Libre shit but can only assume it was shit because Jack Black is not funny. I realized that Jack Black wasn’t funny years ago, but I guess what I think doesn’t fucking matter because this cunt keeps getting work, like hosting some MTV awards show this past fall where he made a fool of himself .

I guess if that’s what makes for good comedy, I have no concept of funny, because let’s face it, if I did have a concept of funny, this site would be making money. Either way, I was blown the fuck away when I checked my inbox and found pictures of this motherfucker’s movie premiere for Tenacious D. I knew that this was his band that has been floating around the last couple of years but I never really knew much about them other than that they have always offended me with their obesity, fart jokes and whatever else they do that I have blocked out of my memory because every time they show up on TV or hits my computer screen I turn the fucker off.

Speaking of turning the fucker off, none of the bitches who went to his premiere were hot. Speaking of hot, a homeless man in a top hat just asked me if I worked on the computer and I said no and he said “so you’re telling me that’s not a computer” and I said “it’s a cell phone” and he got confused and walked away, but not as confused as the hippie in the corner who is looking at a map plannng his next obnoxious college backpacking adventure so that in 6 months from now he can come home and instead of telling people he had fun and got drunk and fucked bitches he’ll tell them that the trip changed his life like the emotional worldly and aware college kid that he is. He’ll go on to say that little Miguel with HIV in Ecuador changed his life and that they’ve exchanged email addresses and that he’ll be sending Miguel care packages until he saves enough money working at an organic health food store between volunteer sessions working with the homeless and taking classes on third world development to go rebuild Miguel’s village.

Speaking of third world development, Homeless Man Dance just walked in and I feel he could rebuild villages if he wasn’t so busy dancing. I’d do a follow-up on him but that would be overkill. Speaking of overkill, this post is way too long. Enjoy….and Cuddles (obvs)…

Other People in Attendance:

Ben Stiller and His Fat Wife….

Kristen Cavallari

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