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2024

12

Dec

Liz Hurley’s Still Got the Tits of the Day

Unlike so many women her age, Liz Hurley’s still got her tits because cancer hasn’t taken them down….and that’s worth celebrating, since they’re pretty great tits.

The problem with the internet is that we don’t know whether this is actually Liz Hurley, AI, or her son dressed in drag using a breast plate he got off Amazon….

There could be a whole conspiracy behind the British pensioner still being fuckable and not fully rotten, but instead I’ll accept it as truth, not because I have a 50+ fetish, but if more 50+ women looked like this, I’d definitely consider trying to go back to work at the old folks home on DIAPER CHANGING duty…provided they don’t do background checks and discover why I was previous fired for diaper changing duty….apparently not being able to get pregnant doesn’t negate cumming in dementia patients…should stuck to fisting…it’s always the DNA evidence that gets you.

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2024

12

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Trying Seduce You of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is a monster…

So she’ll pretend she’s wearing a jacket here, but this is actually what she looks like when they don’t shave her down…

Abominaable Snowman shit….

The plastic surgery ridden young billionaire who reminds us how fucked up a generation of people are, buying garbage off social media, turning uninspiring idiots into heroes for doing nothing…..would look much better if this jacket was actually a polar bear eating her apart…

It’d be the greatest contribution that nature could give the people as we cleanse it from the evil money grubbing demons called the Kardashiasn.

TIS THE SEASON or some shit….

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2024

12

Dec

Kara Del Toro Fat Tits of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is pretty much a nobody. She may think she’s a somebody, but no one actually knows who she is. She’s one of those uneventful instagram model who makes generic content that doesn’t really excite or engage anyone or anything, but it allows her to exist.

As a model, she doesn’t do anything high profile, she’s not working for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated, she’s not in movies, or guest stars on Family Feud or anything like that.

She’s literally a fucking nothing, but with tits, so she matters enough.

Sometimes she posts bikini pics, sometimes her heavy set tits are fun to look at if you happen to stumble upon them…so here we go…

Boring beach pics, but with fat tits, on a girl who isn’t even Benecio Del Toro’s bride……or relative…

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2024

12

Dec

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

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Jingle Bells…

It’s Christmas time in the city….and the country and it’s a good time to reflect on SMALL things coming on big packages…or is it big things coming on small packages…either way don’t judge a book by it’s cover or ALL TITS are GOOD TITS EVEN BAD TITS…..but I think I’m trying to say TINY TIT LIVES MATTER….

SAVE THE TINY TITS…..START A GO FUND ME FOR THAT SHIT….treat the tiny tits like the lost puppy you found that needs an emergency surgery….care for the tit, caress the tit…cuz tiny tits are hot and not in a gay way….but for some reason dudes think it’s gay to like tiny tits but not gay to like obese pig women who may have dicks they are just too fat to really know if that’s a DICK OR A CLIT….something I can relate to…but not in a looking for dick on fat chicks, but rather looking for dicks on myself..

Is this site even real?

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2024

12

Dec

Sydney Sweeney’s Corporate Sponsored Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney posted some totally organic, natural, realistic slutty mirror selfies like some kind of influencer launching her only fans….

Excapet, they weren’t organic, natural or realistic at all. They were part of a high paid, probably multi-million dollar ad with Samsung.

Sweeney, being a top celeb in the Gen Z market is being used by the corporation to get into the minds of the YOUTH that like her tits and have them FOLLOW her lead in ditching their iphones for the flip phone.

Since it’s not a Motorolla Razr, I don’t really see that happening.

The kids are anti screen, into analog shit, and resonating with 90s shit because their era fucking sucks hence the Lohan, Paris and Nicole, and all other Spin Offs of what once worked, that arguably should be left in that era….but a new flip is not an old flip…when the whole point of going 90s…is to detach from the modern tracking devices that give us cancer in our pockets.

But that doesn’t mean deep-pocket SAMSUNG won’t try by convincing Sweeney with a fat CHECK to pretend she uses their phone….AND maybe she does, I guess we’d have to go undercover to see if this is all a HUGE fucking lie….

SPOILER ALERT…it’s a huge fucking lie….

More importantly, they forgot to use her tits in the making of this content. Disgraceful.

I guess I didn’t realize she was in some bikini pics captured by the paparazzi because she bought ocean front property in the Keys and they can get up on her backyard….

I would have preferred not seeing these pics because it’s a reminder of how not-hot Sweeney is even with the tits….just a boxy chick who will grow into the tits rocking that butter face….BROWN PAPER BAG THAT SHIT kind of celebrity….even though I WANT TO BUY INTO THE HYPE and I WANT HER TO BE AS HOT as she’s PAID TO BE…

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2024

12

Dec

Selena Gomez Commits to Beastiality of the Day

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In a real Disney Princess story, since Selena Gomez was created by Disney.

I don’t think she’s one of their early model clones, since she’s fat, gross and has kidney disease requiring kidney transplants, Lupus, mental health disorders, which I guess could imply that she was a science experiment gone wrong…just working out the kings….we’ve got a live one, just a broken one, but we can make her work one…we’ll just harvest the organs from the other ones we human traffic….

However, in a Disney Princess fairy tale, the “beauty” who is a bit of a beast is officially engaged to the “beast” who happens to produce hit songs for other people, because no one can stand looking at him for too long without throwing up…and is rich as shit from it so he gets to adopt his childhood jerk off material, Bieber’s babe, as his wife….

They got engaged as a reward for behaving these last few years they’ve put her back to work and even got herself a Golden Globe nom.

It was a “you won’t have to be alone if you pull this off, you fat drunk lunatic, we’ll line up your own barn animal humanoid from one of our cross-species breeding experiments and he’ll treat you right”….there’s a lot a victim of abuse will fall
for.

He did it for her fat girl tits:

Anyway, I don’t care about her engagement to Benny Benassi, I just care about this AI nude I saw of her….

Which reminded me of how weird celebs are in trying to control their intellectual property, by fighting AI, despite it taking over the world and having more depth than they do.

More importantly, the AI makes their fat grossness look better…which is why ALL celebs should be AI going forward.

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2024

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Think about the unfortunate this time of year….we’re not all trash, but some of us are trash because we can’t all get to the mall to watch the hot chicks buying bikinis for their winter vacations….because girls don’t go to the mall to buy bikinis for their winter vacations anymore….they have instagram brands of that….

Forcing a pervert in the wild to be a pervert locked away behind a screen, even though being a pervert in the wild was actually a fun way to be a pervert.

At least we have stepLINKS…

The reality is that it’s a Wonderful Life that we’ve been gifted. We have free will to do whatever it is we choose and we can live that American Dream if we want….if we don’t allocate all our time to putting together the stepLINKS….

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Funny Christmas Cards
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Loren Paz is Naked
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Elsa Hosk Turns Up the Heat in Nothing But a Faux Fur Coat!
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Jennifer Lopez Promotes Her Movie!
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Paige VanZant and Karolina Kowalkiewicz Zaborowska Bring the Christmas Spirit!
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Mia Manson’s Michigan Track Dance!
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Ariana Grande Cleavage hanging with Selena Gomez
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Amanda Seyfried at an Event Being Hot
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Lainey Wilson’s Ozempic Stomach
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2024

11

Dec

Lily Rose Depp’s Juicy Nipple at an Event of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp seems like the kind of celebrity rich kid…because she’s got her nipple out at a fancy event like a trollop.

Presenting it as high fashion, or because she’s half french from FRANCE where they believe in exposed tits while sunning and eating Croissants by the sea….

She is spoiled and entitled as you’d expect her to be, thanks to being raised by a lunatic who made too much money like Johnny Depp…..who owned numerous castles and private islands around the world…where you know his daughter was gifted anything she wanted especially when he fucked up or when he left the family for Amber Heard’s pussy…..

But still willing to say “I have FEEDER NIPS – LOOK – THEY ARE THICKER THAN MY CANKLES”….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE JUICY NIPPLE PICS CLICK HERE

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2024

11

Dec

Ana De Armas has her Tits Out at an Event of the day

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Ana De Armas is out here promoting some movie called Ballerina. I am too lazy to google it and figure out what it’s about, but I am going to assume it’s about a Ballerina.

I have found the Cuban hot throughout her career as an actor, because there are very few hot actors out there, so when one comes along…we stop for a second and say…”at least she’s hot”.

I was always pretty suspicious of her story because she was born in Cuba and didn’t even float on a raft to America like Eleon Gonzalez in the 90s, she instead went to Spain like so many Cubans under communism aren’t able to do.

It’s almost as if she was a plant, human trafficked, a CIA operative, I don’t know but there are plenty of Cubans in America who want to act and be all Hollywood, some are even third generation born in America, but instead they gave it to one from Cuba…WEIRD.

To make her story even weirder, she was seen making out with the Cuban President’s stepSON in Spain.

We’re all for stepFAMILY members getting pussy and it is weird that I never monetized on the stepFAMILY fetish after 20 years of doing this, since there are tons of high earning porn based on that subject….

However, this stepSON is the of the Cuban President, the first Non-Castro to run the country, which as far as I know is still a communist shit hole…

Now I don’t know politics, but let’s assume the Cuban President is actually a dictator, and a Cuban escapee dating the Cuban President’s stepSON in Spain…is just fucking weird….almost like it’s by DESIGN…

What I am saying is De Armas is a spy…a honeypot…her tits a distraction….SHE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT and was designed to end the EMBARGO so that CUBA can have REAL COCA COLA again.

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2024

11

Dec

Lindsey Pelas Pussy Flash of the Day

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Never trust a Lindsey who doesn’t spell her name with an “A”. I find the “E” Lindsays creepy as shit….throw in some BOTOX and FILLERS on this old ass Lindsay and it’s even creepier!

There was a time when Pelas was a the big titty Glamour Model out of Louisiana who took the internet by storm because of those big naturals…

She wasn’t shy about showing off the big naturals, it was a simpler time when girls were shameless whores…not that they aren’t now…but back then it was for likes and follows…not paid subscribers.

Obviously, Pelas, who at one time was getting brand deals decided the real money was direct to consumer. Let the fans pay to see the tits…and she probably milked that for 10s of millions of dollars, becasue she’s smart.

She apparently has levelled up in her whoring, no longer just for rich LA guys at parties who bring the opportunities or pay the rent, but instead for her loyal fans and their monthly credit card charges…

BECAUSE SHE IS FLASHING HER PUSSY. I guess that’s the big time, just don’t look at the dinosaur face, but with tits like that, why would you, weirdo.

Point being, when the model who barely showed her tits when it mattered most, now showing her cunt because she’s been grinded down, even as a senior citizen and that pussy’s ready for adult diapers, nap time and a sippy cup so it doesn’t spill up on itself….WE can collectively break these bitches and turn them into the whores we see them as….JUST with the right amount of money and POSITIVE messaging…

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