I figured that since I have been posting links to some cocksucker’s site in my last 2 link dumps, it was time to give her a post of her own. The reason I call her fat is because she is fat. I know a lot of you get mad at me when I call girls fat. I assume it is because your girlfriends are fatter than the girls I call fat and you get insulted because you fuck fat girls, but if you think about it you should just be happy that even a fat girl would let you in her slophole. I guess it could also be that you are a fat girl who doesn’t think of yourself as fat because you are in denial, which is likely because I only seem to attract fat girls, it’s been a constant in my life. Either way I get shit on for saying it and I will get shit on for writing it here today about Armenia but remember her black dress is supposed to be thinning even as her hips try to bust out of it and Paris would NEVER hang out with anyone hotter than her. She is the type of girl you see at the bar with a troop of fat girls making a cockblock wall that you and your friends have to breakdown to get to the prize, usually involves banging the fat girl. That said, I realize that she’s definitely worth a round, even if she is fat and brown. Which brings us to another stepRULE or 2 or 3….

stepRULE 2: Every hole is a goal

stepRULE 3: With Fat Sluts, Come Fat Titties, Unless God Really Hates Them,

stepRULE 4: There is Nothing Funny About a Flat Chested Fat Girl

Still think it’s a stupid feature don’t you?

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I figured that since I have been posting links to some cocksucker’s site in my last 2 link dumps, it was time to give her a post of her own. The reason I call her fat is because she is fat. I know a lot of you get mad at me when I call girls fat. I assume it is because your girlfriends are fatter than the girls I call fat and you get insulted because you fuck fat girls, but if you think about it you should just be happy that even a fat girl would let you in her slophole. I guess it could also be that you are a fat girl who doesn’t think of yourself as fat because you are in denial, which is likely because I only seem to attract fat girls, it’s been a constant in my life. Either way I get shit on for saying it and I will get shit on for writing it here today about Armenia but remember her black dress is supposed to be thinning even as her hips try to bust out of it and Paris would NEVER hang out with anyone hotter than her. She is the type of girl you see at the bar with a troop of fat girls making a cockblock wall that you and your friends have to breakdown to get to the prize, usually involves banging the fat girl. That said, I realize that she’s definitely worth a round, even if she is fat and brown. Which brings us to another stepRULE or 2 or 3….

stepRULE 2: Every hole is a goal

stepRULE 3: With Fat Sluts, Come Fat Titties, Unless God Really Hates Them,

stepRULE 4: There is Nothing Funny About a Flat Chested Fat Girl

Still think it’s a stupid feature don’t you?

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There are so many new picture sets out today and I am posting 3 day old pics. If you are wondering why, it is because I am a hack and keeping up with celebrity lives doesn’t really interest me, I only do it to get traffic. It’s really worked out amazing for me, I went from having 4 readers to 20, so a big fuck you goes out to my grade 10 teacher who told me I would be a failure because I knew nothing about business….well bitch, I am a failure but it’s got nothing to do with my business sense, it has to do with laziness, addiction and lack of self confidence. Speaking of addiction, here are some pics of the power couple, who I fucking love because she’s hot, he likes to party the way rockstars are supposed to party and I guess that’s pretty much the only reason I like them. They probably have some pretty interesting dates. Speaking of interesting dates, I was forced to take my wife out for our anniversary or someshit. See I get stepSENSITVE sometimes. When I told her I had 2 dollars to my name, she wasn’t all that impressed, so I took her to a luxury car dealership. I hadn’t showered and she’s onto moving around with a walker now, so I am sure walking in freaked the fuck out of the sales staff. When they asked me what I did for a living I said I was a dot com millionaire. They wouldn’t let me test drive the car, even after I told him my wife was dying and it was always her dream to drive around in a Luxury Sedan, but that could have been because I was drunk.

Which brings up my next point

stepRULE number 1: Never too broke for alcohol

How do you like stepRULES as a new feature? I know, it’s a fucking weak rule, I am just testing it out, just look at the pics you fucking assholes.

And some of Pete Doherty….

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Today is over by my standards. My traffic has gone to shit, you are obviously no telling your friends, my myspace hasn’t had a new message in 2 days, people are obviously starting to hate me. So this is the message I started sending out:

as i sit here in my dirty bed sheets with a mustard stained shirt and nicotine stained stubby fingers trying to muster up the energy to get up and take a pee, but decide that it takes too much energy, so I pee in the empty bottle by my bed, I think of you….

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my useless stepLINKS that no one likes, I will admit that today’s aren’t as amazing as other days because I have to leave the computer for the night due to poverty

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I am out of money and it is not the first time, but it is always a pain in the ass when it is a couple days away from rent day, but I am not writing that for charity, I know none of you have money either otherwise we wouldn’t be the biggest group of dirtbags on the internet, we’d be classy and talking about politics and other shit that worldly people talk about. We wouldn’t be here talking about whether a site is kiddy porn or not or who gave Joe Simpson better blowjobs when they were 5 Ashlee or Jessica. That said, I took my last 20 dollars to the sandwich shop down the street because I was hungry. It cost 8 dollars, and I walked out without taking my change because I was having an anxiety attack. I am too lazy to go back and ask for my money I write this with 2 dollars to my name. Hopefully, the Simpson family will end up with 2 dollars to their name because desperate times means bitches will end up doing lesbian porn, together. This post fucking sucked.

Bonus: Jessics Simpson Pics Because She is the Sister

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I am out of money and it is not the first time, but it is always a pain in the ass when it is a couple days away from rent day, but I am not writing that for charity, I know none of you have money either otherwise we wouldn’t be the biggest group of dirtbags on the internet, we’d be classy and talking about politics and other shit that worldly people talk about. We wouldn’t be here talking about whether a site is kiddy porn or not or who gave Joe Simpson better blowjobs when they were 5 Ashlee or Jessica. That said, I took my last 20 dollars to the sandwich shop down the street because I was hungry. It cost 8 dollars, and I walked out without taking my change because I was having an anxiety attack. I am too lazy to go back and ask for my money I write this with 2 dollars to my name. Hopefully, the Simpson family will end up with 2 dollars to their name because desperate times means bitches will end up doing lesbian porn, together. This post fucking sucked.

Bonus: Jessics Simpson Pics Because She is the Sister

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I am watching Oprah right now, because I don’t have a job and this is what unemployed people with no cable do. It is about some fat bitch who used to weigh 500 lbs. She just started talking about how her vagina was HANGING between her legs amongst rolls of fat. Like most people who watch Oprah, I got inspired, only it wasn’t to get off my ass, it was to do a Lohan post, because whenever I hear people talk about fat hanging cunt, I think Lohan.

This fat bitch on Oprah is reading a grade 3 level poem she wrote her Jew Plastic surgeon (he’s got the jew hat on), which reminded me of a message I sent to Zach Braff, a Jew. I have yet to hear a response.

Dear Zach,

i run the coolest fucking site on the internet and i want you to do a stepINTERVIEW. Don’t be a pussy and support the underdog (me).

I loved you in Schindler’s List.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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I was told that I turn people off because of my perversion. I was told that I am boring, repetitive and my sexually charged comments are getting old and tired like your dick from all the jerking off. Wouldn’t it be nice to slide it into something soft and moist. This all started when I told one girl on my IM that I jerked off thinking about her but couldn’t cum and that she’d need to send me some pics to redeem herself. What I didn’t tell these girls is that I don’t jerk off because I can’t get hard, I was just pretending I jerked off to her and she couldn’t make me cum. I don’t think that’s perverted, perverted would have been if I hid in her bathroom closet and watched her take a shit. I don’t think I am boring and repetitive, I think making someone feel uncomfortable by telling them that I jerk off thinking of them is next level creepy comedy. It’s something I like to call my own. What is boring a repetitive and does make me feel uncomfortable are these pictures of Uma Thurman, she’s got more penis than me, which isn’t saying much other than long hair doesn’t make a woman and it is probably saying something a lot about his husband.

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I like to think I cater to the needs of an international, diverse audience. That is why I write in broken english, I make racial slurs and I lack respect for all cultures. That is also probably why I have about 10 readers a day, even though I started before 85% of the other celebrity sites that are featured on MTV. But I am making moves to take over the internet, motherfuckers, it’s my time to shine. So today I took down the porn banner along the left side of the site and I also added some pretty sexy FEATURES to the site and most important of all, I am posting an email from a Paraguyan reader, because if I can’t be big in the USA, next stop is Paraguay.

These are photos and videos that people used to send me to post at www.mambonegro.com is an paraguayan website

There are 2 paraguayan famous models that have their pics on cel phone camera.

One is Helen Roux

Here is the Other Celina Gracia she is kinda
paraguayan paris hilton, but nobody know paraguay so nobody knows she.

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Hey people, this is one of my readers, this is the email he sent, it’s long so I am not going to make further commentary on the people who come to this site, I’ll let you figure it out on your own, but let me pretend that’s you’re all something fierce and not virgins in their mom’s basement….

I saw Kelly Monaco on FOX News this morning and jerked off all over my television set. …

Hey Friend, I got the above information while doing a search for some help. As you can see below I’m trying to get a photo of Kelly in “that very short dress” she had on during the interview on Fox and Friends last week. WOW! I have made contacts to Fox but get no reply concerning a PHOTO, I also sent request to other locations, but nothing yet. Fox does have the replay “video” but I’m really trying to get a still photo. Do you have one or know where I can go to get one. Man, just like the person said above on your search site, it made my blood run hot also. Below is some sites that I have made attempts with but no luck so far. Any ideas will be greatly appreciated, I have a picture frame waiting to find a photo (this photo) of Kelly in that very short outstanding dress with those fantastic legs. I already have a lot of photos of her but this one is the one I’d like to hang on my wall. Much appreciated and take care. Your reply will be greatly appreciated. Jimmy

*Below sent to Fox and Friends*

Hi, the above is an interview with Kelly Monaco that was on “Fox and Friends” the week of August 21st – 25 of 2006; I think it was actually on the morning of the 23rd but not certain. My question is concerning your web page does have the video of this interview but no still photos. I’m interested in knowing if there are any still photos of the interview? I went to a site known as “TVHEADS.COM” and they did have photos of the Anchor people but nothing showing up for the actual interview with Kelly Monaco. Are any photos available for viewing from Fox or do you know of any other outside sites than may have photos of this interview. The video is fine but trying to track down a still photo. Much appreciated and I look forward to your reply. May I wish you a great day filled with joy and many blessings. Take care! Jimmy

Hey People, These are my links, Click them if you get a chance, send in some if you’re interested in being linked on the coolest site on the internet.

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