I was on the computer all day today – but only got 2 posts done – that’s pretty embarrassing. If I was only gonna get 2 posts done, I would have been out exposing myself to high school girls, it is prom season. Speaking of High School Girls, Prom and Embarrassing, why is it that whenever a girl walks to the bathroom with her purse, I automatically think she’s on the rag….Think about that and then check out some of the links…

If you don’t like them, which you won’t, go fuck yourself….

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini Reminds Me of My Days In Prison (They Called Me Sally)

Hey Ladies, Wanna Arm Wrestle?

Raymi the Minx Thinks She Can Sing….VIDEO

Just Because You Gave Yourself the Title of CoolHunter – Doesn’t Mean You’re Cool – Asshole

Amnesty International See-Thru Signs Are Fuckin’ HOT

Joe Rogan and Andy Dick Both Have stepSHIRTS – And They Wrestle Each Other (Video)

Only Tease is a Brit Slut Site, Here They Are in Stockings and a Pool

This Dude’s Wants his Cock – Large Penis Support Group Post of the Day

I want Lucy Pinder’s Ass and So Do You

I used to watch Sclub 7 – This is the butch one Jo O’meara Topless – AMAZING

It’s Not Gay to Find 2 Girls Kissing Lame – Because it is LAME

Round 4 – Of the Wicked Weasel Contributer Contest (you know what that is)

Give this to the FAT SLUT in your life, or to a Girl you NEVER want to Bang, or to one you want to get rid of…

Tera Patrick in FHM – Looking Good for a Common Whore

Support this Site (me) While Getting Pussy

Attu Show’s Us Some Chick ARIA’s VAGINA – Do You Like Vagina? Fag!

A Gallery of Hot Naked Bitch Marketa

Homeless Man of The Day – Because Homeless People Are FUCKING COOL

ADD ME TO MYSPACE

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I figure there’s not enough Jessica Simpson on this site. The truth is that she’s going to be washed up in about a week, or whenever he cunt of sister launches her album with her new nose, so I figure let’s get it all in before my dreams come true. The dreams I’m talking about are dreams of Jessica tapping into her repressed memories of when daddy and the Baptist dad’s in the community used to gang finger-bang her when she was 7. You see, when a molested girl realizes she was a molested girl, shit’s gonna hit the mother fucking bottle, trying to forget. To date, she’s been living in the hustle of glitz and glam, too busy to think about her past and constantly working towards making the next million dollars. Now that her husband’s got a new slut, her dad’s got a new project (Ashley) and dudes don’t wanna fall in love with her, they just wanna bang her without a condom and cum in her ass, she’s gonna find herself alone. When alone and depressed, thinking about her childhood is about all she’ll be able to do and all that’s when all the BAD things that happened come to light. I predict an Oprah special feature in about 8 years with a Meth Addicted Prostitute who was once America’s Princess, and motherfuckers, I’ll be the first in line to give her that hit of meth no matter how AIDSed up she is….

Yes, I realize she’s obviously making some gay’s wish come true by shopping with the queen. It must be some kinds of AIDS charity, it is the gay disease you know….

I fucking love the dude with the Camera phone… you know he’s gonna show that shit to all his fucking friends for the next 6 months….if anyone knows him get him to send it in to the site.

That’s the story I heard.

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I figure there’s not enough Jessica Simpson on this site. The truth is that she’s going to be washed up in about a week, or whenever he cunt of sister launches her album with her new nose, so I figure let’s get it all in before my dreams come true. The dreams I’m talking about are dreams of Jessica tapping into her repressed memories of when daddy and the Baptist dad’s in the community used to gang finger-bang her when she was 7. You see, when a molested girl realizes she was a molested girl, shit’s gonna hit the mother fucking bottle, trying to forget. To date, she’s been living in the hustle of glitz and glam, too busy to think about her past and constantly working towards making the next million dollars. Now that her husband’s got a new slut, her dad’s got a new project (Ashley) and dudes don’t wanna fall in love with her, they just wanna bang her without a condom and cum in her ass, she’s gonna find herself alone. When alone and depressed, thinking about her childhood is about all she’ll be able to do and all that’s when all the BAD things that happened come to light. I predict an Oprah special feature in about 8 years with a Meth Addicted Prostitute who was once America’s Princess, and motherfuckers, I’ll be the first in line to give her that hit of meth no matter how AIDSed up she is….

Yes, I realize she’s obviously making some gay’s wish come true by shopping with the queen. It must be some kinds of AIDS charity, it is the gay disease you know….

I fucking love the dude with the Camera phone… you know he’s gonna show that shit to all his fucking friends for the next 6 months….if anyone knows him get him to send it in to the site.

That’s the story I heard.

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I refuse to call them BRANGELINA. Just like I refuse to call BRITNEY SPEARS’ bodyguard the MANNY and just like how I refuse to call TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES’ relationship TOM KAT or BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER GARNER/JENNIFER LOPEZ’s relationship BENNIFER…or any other ridiculously embarassing name that all you celebrity obsessed readers find witty. They aren’t witty – they are stupid and pretty fucking lame. That means you deserve AIDs along with the cunts who came up with them…..Speaking of CUNTS Angelina’s is probably pretty sore these days. I wonder if she’ll ever whip back to her old shape, always the gamble when getting a bitch pregnant.

Angelina All Full of Cocaine Milk (She used to spend time in Montreal and I met her dealer, he said she used to buy a fucking SHITLOAD of coke, kinda expected though)

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I refuse to call them BRANGELINA. Just like I refuse to call BRITNEY SPEARS’ bodyguard the MANNY and just like how I refuse to call TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES’ relationship TOM KAT or BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER GARNER/JENNIFER LOPEZ’s relationship BENNIFER…or any other ridiculously embarassing name that all you celebrity obsessed readers find witty. They aren’t witty – they are stupid and pretty fucking lame. That means you deserve AIDs along with the cunts who came up with them…..Speaking of CUNTS Angelina’s is probably pretty sore these days. I wonder if she’ll ever whip back to her old shape, always the gamble when getting a bitch pregnant.

Angelina All Full of Cocaine Milk (She used to spend time in Montreal and I met her dealer, he said she used to buy a fucking SHITLOAD of coke, kinda expected though)

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I was watching THE VIEW and had to listen to LORRAINE BRACCO, the bitch from Goodfellas/Sopranos talk about her failed marriage to HARVEY KEITEL and how they went through some horrible divorce. KEITEL also tried to get custody of their daughter and after seeing these pics of her, I realize why. If I was her dad, I would want my hand in raising her, and by raise her I mean have sex with her, only because I am in love with Stella Keitel.

Yes that was an incest joke you motherfucker. I don’t have kids so talking about fucking my daughter is like talking about fucking the hot bitch who works at the movie theatre. It’s not like I can afford to go to the fucking movies, but I like to pretend there is a hot bitch who works there. So fuck off.

I know that’s the fat kid from the Sopranos, I don’t need you pointing it out in the comments like I overlooked the shit. Thanks in advance you fuckin cunt.

That was fun to write.

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Lovin’ this no writing bullshit….since it’s easier for you fucking retards to read…..here we go.

“We call this driving Miss Daisy, without the age difference.”

How’d did you like that. Did you LOL you fucking lesbian piece of shit cocksucker. I know a lesbian can’t be a cocksucker – but the reason she is a lesbian is because her dad made her suck her cock. The Irony. This is the shit Alanis Morisette writes about. I finally get it.

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Lovin’ this no writing bullshit….since it’s easier for you fucking retards to read…..here we go.

“We call this driving Miss Daisy, without the age difference.”

How’d did you like that. Did you LOL you fucking lesbian piece of shit cocksucker. I know a lesbian can’t be a cocksucker – but the reason she is a lesbian is because her dad made her suck her cock. The Irony. This is the shit Alanis Morisette writes about. I finally get it.

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Ashley Benson is the 16 year I would fuck of the day. Thank god I live in Canada and 14 is legal, otherwise I woulda been arrested a long time ago….you know for stickin’ things where they shouldn’t be stuck.

How’s that for not writing you motherfuckers…you like that better than my usual life changing commentary. I hate all of you…remember that.

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