I am not going to claim these are the best links on the internet today. I will say that they are the ones I am posting and I will also prove they are the ones I am postin, by posting them. If you have better links, send them in by clicking HERE.

Alanis Morissette Looks Better than She Usually does which is Ugly
Keeley Hazell’s Got Some a Slammin’ Rack (TOPLESS CHICK)
Lohan Gone Wild
Mad TV’s Debra Wilson Flashing her Tits…(TOPLESS CHICK)
Throw Back Pics of Pink Making Out with Kristina Loken(LESBIAN CHICKS)
Wedding Betting is Funny
The Sun, The Sea and Marketa (NAKED CHICK)

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Matthew Broderick’s a total twat. So he was Ferris Bueller, big fucking deal, that was 1980, no one cares. Sarah Jessica Parker is also a total twat, yes girls like to relate to your character on Sex in the City and how fashionable she is, but that show’s off the air, no one cares anymore. Point of the story is that your kid know’s you are both twats, and he’s lettin’ the world know he’s not a total twat too.

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Matthew Broderick’s a total twat. So he was Ferris Bueller, big fucking deal, that was 1980, no one cares. Sarah Jessica Parker is also a total twat, yes girls like to relate to your character on Sex in the City and how fashionable she is, but that show’s off the air, no one cares anymore. Point of the story is that your kid know’s you are both twats, and he’s lettin’ the world know he’s not a total twat too.

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I don’t keep track of upskirt pics as closely as I should, but was told these were old. I know I have never seen them before and since this is what I do to fill my worthless days, I figured most of you haven’t seen them either. I guess the big surprise in all this is how well Pink has tucked in her testicle-lookin’ labia. This bitch always reminded me of the movie Ladybugs, where a boy joins the girls team to take them to the championship, only instead of soccer it’s singing, and instead of championships it’s MTV Music award or whatever this useless singer’s won. The thing I really love about her and by her I mean him is how he still rock’s the pink hair like she doesn’t realize we get it already….you were a raver, you loved E, you had crazy raver hair and you were given the nickname Pink…there comes a time in everyone’s life where they don’t have to live up to their nickname. Take me for example, all my life people called Jesus, so I got a real Jesus tattoo on my chest, but I got fat and now that tattoo looks more like Rosanne than Jesus and people still call me Jesus. I don’t know if this makes any sense, but what I am trying to say is Pink hair’s been done…we’ll all remember your name when you go back to blond. I guess she’s trying to keep our focus off the bulge in her pants.

Bonus – Pink is a Man

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Watch this video, Jack Black and Dave Grohl are in it and if they like the band enough to be in their video that they must be pretty fucking cool, right? Because neither of them are completely washed up or anything….That was sarcasm. It doesn’t really come across that well on the internet. Anyway, the band is named Eagles of Death Metal and the members are Joshua “Baby Duck” Homme and Jesse “Boots Electric” Hughes. Josh is from some band called Queens of the Stone Age that you all probably love because the last time I did a post on this band for their Bikini Bandit Video, I got tons of emails dissing me for not knowing them. Point of the story is that I am doing a giveaway. Admit you’re excited.

I have 2 prize packs, one for a girl and one for a guy. Each include a signed poster (admit your gonna jerk off on it), a copy of the CD “Death by Sexy” (admit you’re gonna give it to a friend for his birthday), a Cardboard Robot T-shirt (admit you’re gonna use it as a cumrag), and a Babeleand Vibrator(admit you’re gonna shove it up your ass, homo).

All you have to do to win it is send in something SEXY via email HERE. I will only be keeping this up for a couple of days since I don’t get shit for doing this. That’s right, I am doing it for you fuckers.

Here’s what the shirts/vibrator look like:

Don’t ever say I am never there for you…..

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Her name is Cerina Vincent and she was a Power Ranger, the yellow one. I was too old to have ever watched the show but I do remeber one halloween, while drunk in a gutter somewhere, I was awoken by a group of 4 kids dressed like the Power Rangers. I had no idea that it was the most popular costume and show for kids for the year, but it was one of those years that is kind of a blur. Anyway, I thought they were superheros coming to take me to a better place. They were proding me with sticks and asking if I was gonna be alright, while I was lying there covered in my own vomit. About 2 minutes later, I sobered up enough to talk to them and I still remember it feeling really good to have someone talk to me after so many months of people just spitting on me and treating me like the disgusting person I was. About 5 minutes later, one of their parents showed up and bitched the kids out for talking to me. I wish this story ended with me feeling like my life was worth something and from there an old page was turned or a new chapter in my life started, but I just went back to the bottle. Point of this post is that kids don’t make life better, booze does. And if I had known the Yellow Power Ranger was so hot, I woulda been a little more excited when I was woken by her, or a kid dressed like her, you get the idea.

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Her name is Cerina Vincent and she was a Power Ranger, the yellow one. I was too old to have ever watched the show but I do remeber one halloween, while drunk in a gutter somewhere, I was awoken by a group of 4 kids dressed like the Power Rangers. I had no idea that it was the most popular costume and show for kids for the year, but it was one of those years that is kind of a blur. Anyway, I thought they were superheros coming to take me to a better place. They were proding me with sticks and asking if I was gonna be alright, while I was lying there covered in my own vomit. About 2 minutes later, I sobered up enough to talk to them and I still remember it feeling really good to have someone talk to me after so many months of people just spitting on me and treating me like the disgusting person I was. About 5 minutes later, one of their parents showed up and bitched the kids out for talking to me. I wish this story ended with me feeling like my life was worth something and from there an old page was turned or a new chapter in my life started, but I just went back to the bottle. Point of this post is that kids don’t make life better, booze does. And if I had known the Yellow Power Ranger was so hot, I woulda been a little more excited when I was woken by her, or a kid dressed like her, you get the idea.

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The server is running slow, I have some people trying to figure it out. When you have a 10 dollar budget it’s hard to really offer any quality. It’s not that big of a deal I guess, considering I only have 5 readers and 4 of those 5 are guys I met in prison and who are still there, but it’s still worth bringing up to keep you up to speed. Now click some of the links cuz they’re good.

ALBA and LONGORIA Together on the Beach
(at least in the mind of some obsessed fan with photoshop skils)
Billy Talent’s Good Ol’ New Video
Judy Winslow Porno Gifs
Teacher’s Cellphone Video That Got Her Arrested
Another Teacher’s Bikini Pics That are Causing Chaos
Tera Patrick Cums on the Sybian on Stern
Dude in Bicycle Shorts and a Boner in Public
Hot Chick Gallery For You To Get a Bicycle Short Boner To
Bikini Beach Party

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