Is it gay to jerk off to pics of a 14 year old boy with tits? I felt pretty guilty about things when I landed on these pics and got an instant boner. I am an impotent man, I don’t do boners, but by some kind of miracle, it hit. Then I realized it was pics of Keira Knightley and not Macaulay Culkin and that made my pathetic knob crawl back into its shell like the little sea turtle it smells like.

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Is it gay to jerk off to pics of a 14 year old boy with tits? I felt pretty guilty about things when I landed on these pics and got an instant boner. I am an impotent man, I don’t do boners, but by some kind of miracle, it hit. Then I realized it was pics of Keira Knightley and not Macaulay Culkin and that made my pathetic knob crawl back into its shell like the little sea turtle it smells like.

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So my friend Steve, who you may remember from our last pherlure challenge, has been staying with me for the last couple of days. He claims that since we last hung out, he picked up a “friendly” slut, and took her home. He told me that he was so drunk that he just passed out, without giving her a diddle. When he woke up, the bitch had stolen everything in his apartment. Which probably isn’t all that much, considering he’s a dirtbag. Instead of notifying the authorities, he fled to Montreal, knocking on my door at 6am looking like and smelling like kitchen garbage, one of my favorite scents. To make a long story short, he has done nothing but try to go through my stepdaughter’s dirty laundry, looking for the panties and hang out on youtube.com. Here are some of the videos he found.

Screaming idiot:

Hot webcam chicks:

Hot webcam chicks 2:

Octopus attacks Shark:

And an oldie but goodie:

Hopefully, he will get off my couch soon cuz I can’t afford to feed him, he has already eaten all our lunchables. He’ll probably end up in ditch, dead, from malnutrition.

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Everyone loves this bitch. I love her boyfriend. Not because I am gay, but because he swim’s in shirts…anyone who goes to the beach with a custom beach shirt as to not get a sun burn is a fucking hero in my eyes. I don’t give a fuck about this girl….I am all about the shirt and the way her bathing suit’s got frills like a girl in preschool…

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This is a music video from a band named “Eagles of Death Metal”. It’s probably the gayest name for a band, but I am down with gay, when it is masked with images of boobs in bikinis. The singer is in a band called “Queens of a Stone Age” and I will not pretend to know who they are, that means if I have never heard of them, they probably are a piece of shit band. Anyway, this clip has girls in bikinis with guns, rocking out, getting sprayed down and they show a little nipple. If I was 12, this would totally get me hard. I am not 12 but happy dealing with images of bikinis. Do you remember when bitches would only rock the one-piece…bikinis were for whores, well now they are for everyone. .I like how violence and sex in the media is influencing bitches to wear bikinis. I am drunk.

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Have you ever seen Ladybugs, I know Rodney Dangerfield is in that shit. It’s about some girly boy who knows soccer, who dresses like a girl, joins the girl soccer team. That is where the William’s father came up with the idea to put his boys in the girl tennis league. I am not even gonna touch fergie on this one, not into AIDS today…cuddles.

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Have you ever seen Ladybugs, I know Rodney Dangerfield is in that shit. It’s about some girly boy who knows soccer, who dresses like a girl, joins the girl soccer team. That is where the William’s father came up with the idea to put his boys in the girl tennis league. I am not even gonna touch fergie on this one, not into AIDS today…cuddles.

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The only reason I am doing this post is because I think it’s funny. The reason this is funny, for all of you with no sense of humor, is because this women goes down to the beach somewhere for vacation. She’s some mother who works in a bank, lives in the suburb, has two grown up kids, goes to church every sunday, makes dinner for the family every sunday night, has bbq’s in the summer for all the neighbors to come check out, she has a cottage and two dogs that she bought with all the money she saved by buying her clothes at Wal Mart. Anyway, this bitch goes down on vacation, gets a little crazy, takes off her shirt and now she’s on the internet. That is good comedy.

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I am not against small tits. In fact, I like small tits better than big tits. Some may think it’s my little boy fetish, which I only have if the little boy’s wearing a one-piece pyjama, you know the ones with that cover the feet. I think I am only into those pyjamas because growing up I never had a pair. My mom weaved some kinda skirt out of twigs and mud that I would sleep in everynight. I always tried to sleep naked but then she’s smack me and start praying to the Santa Maria. Either way, when the Baptists from Texas found me, they said I had ringworm which I got from the twig nightgown my whore mother made me wear. Point of the story is, Ashley Olsen looks like the retard I described fucking in my last post. You like how this post relates to that post, admit it. You fucking cunt.

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I am not against small tits. In fact, I like small tits better than big tits. Some may think it’s my little boy fetish, which I only have if the little boy’s wearing a one-piece pyjama, you know the ones with that cover the feet. I think I am only into those pyjamas because growing up I never had a pair. My mom weaved some kinda skirt out of twigs and mud that I would sleep in everynight. I always tried to sleep naked but then she’s smack me and start praying to the Santa Maria. Either way, when the Baptists from Texas found me, they said I had ringworm which I got from the twig nightgown my whore mother made me wear. Point of the story is, Ashley Olsen looks like the retard I described fucking in my last post. You like how this post relates to that post, admit it. You fucking cunt.

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