I have the same problem as Lohan, everytime I muster up the energy to leave my ghetto piece of shit apartment to go to the store for beer, or beans, or burritos, or any other product that starts with the letter “b”, I feel like people are taking pictures of me. That is really only because I am ultra paranoid, unshowered and in a shirt I stole from Home Depot, it’s plaid and insulated and I haven’t washed in in a few weeks, and people tend to stare. Here are some pics of Lohan with her useless Jew friends, with Bongs, pretending to eat pussy, giving the finger and all the other classy things a cokeslut with the hottest tits in town and patchy skin can get away with. That’s my fucking story and it wasn’t meant to be funny, so don’t bother commenting on how I am not funny – because I already know that. Cunt.

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I am slow on this one because I don’t care enough to hustle for you and because I don’t spend every day on the computer waiting for a tit slip. Yesterday, I was drinking cocktails with the star of the local performance of “Rent”, and by that I mean some faggot down the street with Aids, who drinks his sorrows away like me.

If you are wondering why I decided to post this, which you are not, because you aren’t even reading my smut, but it is because she has a great rack, and I have been watching these tits develop since Parent Trap. All you fuckin people dis up on her cuz of the freckles, calling her a dalmation, or a leper, are missing the point that she’s got hot tits. Also, all you people who rip into her for being a coke slut are fucking lame, because everyone knows all the cool girls out there are cokesluts, and if you are anti Cocaine, and anti sluts, you are not gonna be getting much pussy in your life. Stick to video games you fucking pussy.

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I am slow on this one because I don’t care enough to hustle for you and because I don’t spend every day on the computer waiting for a tit slip. Yesterday, I was drinking cocktails with the star of the local performance of “Rent”, and by that I mean some faggot down the street with Aids, who drinks his sorrows away like me.

If you are wondering why I decided to post this, which you are not, because you aren’t even reading my smut, but it is because she has a great rack, and I have been watching these tits develop since Parent Trap. All you fuckin people dis up on her cuz of the freckles, calling her a dalmation, or a leper, are missing the point that she’s got hot tits. Also, all you people who rip into her for being a coke slut are fucking lame, because everyone knows all the cool girls out there are cokesluts, and if you are anti Cocaine, and anti sluts, you are not gonna be getting much pussy in your life. Stick to video games you fucking pussy.

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Nick Lachey is rumored to be dating some Miss America/Pageant Queen named Lizzie Arnold. I came across these pics of her and all I see are tits and a busted up old leather shoe of a face. I am personally more drawn to the 20 year old who looks 40, than the 40 year old who looks 20 because there’s something exciting about slammin’ someone who’s been living hard and in the gutter This bitch is totally primed and ready for a career as a stripper, just as soon as Lachey loses his lawsuit for patrimony, or whatever the fuck it’s called when a mooch loser runs after his wife for money, and needs his new bitch to earn the coin…..something he’s clearly too homo to do.

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Nick Lachey is rumored to be dating some Miss America/Pageant Queen named Lizzie Arnold. I came across these pics of her and all I see are tits and a busted up old leather shoe of a face. I am personally more drawn to the 20 year old who looks 40, than the 40 year old who looks 20 because there’s something exciting about slammin’ someone who’s been living hard and in the gutter This bitch is totally primed and ready for a career as a stripper, just as soon as Lachey loses his lawsuit for patrimony, or whatever the fuck it’s called when a mooch loser runs after his wife for money, and needs his new bitch to earn the coin…..something he’s clearly too homo to do.

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What started off as a something to do, has turned into an obsession for Steve. He hasn’t left my couch in 4 days, other than to piss and bum cigarettes from my neighbors. I tried to tell him that watching other peoples home videos starts to get creepy after doing it for 68 hours straight, but then I realized that I can’t tell someone to not be creepy, creepy is my job. He insisted on explaining why he liked these clips the best himself. So here is Steve’s link dump from the couch of the day, written by Steve.

Urban Ninja:
Remember when you were like, 11, and you watched all 4 “American Ninja� movies, then you ran around your house doing somersaults on the furniture? Then your mom got mad cause you accidentally drop kicked your sister in the face and broke her nose? Well I do, and so does this guy. The only difference is that I grew up, and he is asian.

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Stupid Asians:
Have you ever seen an Asian drink? Its funny, because they get shit loaded after 3 drinks. Then they start talking in broken english and get really annoying. The only problem is that you can’t beat them up because they travel in packs and carry knives. These are their sisters.

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More Stupid Asians:
This one time I sang in the choir for my elementary school graduation. My mom thought it would be cute to video tape it. Well it wasn’t fucking cute, so I destroyed the tape. Again, these chicks are asian, so instead they put it on the internet.

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Hot Chicks Rapping:
The only Difference with these chicks is that they are hot. And when you see them singing like idiots you imagine yourself taking them on a road trip to the beach to play beach volleyball all day while dudes in sports cars give you props. Then you go out and get drunk while they are the center of attention on the dance floor. Then you grab them by the hand and lead them to the water where you gently kiss under the stars and tell them you love them. That’s what I imagine.

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Don’t Quit Your Day Job:

When I found this video I thought that it would be just another goofy girl singing and rapping into the camera. After about a minute of watching it I started to feel really uncomfortable and wasn’t sure if I was becoming a pedophile, or if it really had comical value. All I know is that being embarrassed for someone you have never met is a really weird feeling, and the fact that it gave me a semi erection will haunt me till at least Thursday.

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UPDATE: THIS BITCH DELETED HER VIDEO THIS WAS HER EMAIL TO ME

ok dont ever post my youtube vids on the internet….

srry just dont

i think ur like a 70 yr old stalker trying to moleste gurls so dont!

and that vid u posted i deleted so hah

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I am not to single out dykes because they are people too. Only difference beteen dykes and the rest of the world is that they are scared of cock. I am not saying that straight guys love cock too, but most of us have a cock, except me and most of us love at least our cock. Well dykes hate even your cock and that’s what makes them weird. I don’t have a functional cock, it’s a lot like a ken doll, just a fleshy mound that doesn’t hurt when i punch it. The only thing that should be censored in this pic is her lesbian face, lesbian hair, lesbian piercing, lesbian girlfriend, hairy pussy and man tits. Cuddles.

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