I am not to single out dykes because they are people too. Only difference beteen dykes and the rest of the world is that they are scared of cock. I am not saying that straight guys love cock too, but most of us have a cock, except me and most of us love at least our cock. Well dykes hate even your cock and that’s what makes them weird. I don’t have a functional cock, it’s a lot like a ken doll, just a fleshy mound that doesn’t hurt when i punch it. The only thing that should be censored in this pic is her lesbian face, lesbian hair, lesbian piercing, lesbian girlfriend, hairy pussy and man tits. Cuddles.

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I don’t really understand why this Hipster stalker has a trailer, I can only assume he’s making a documentary on his little subculture of trash. The one that consists of girls who look like boys flashing their tits girls gone wild style, while thinking they are too cool for anyone but the DJ, the coke dealer and the guy who works at the hottest vintage store who helpef her pick out her dress……anyway. Hipsters and their Vans shoes, tapered jeans, long unwashed hair, studded belts, drive me fucking crazy. I am 3/4 asleep…so fuck you.

Watch the Trailer Here

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I took this picture for all the faggots who read this site. Now I know 90 percent of the faggots who read this site, won’t admit they are faggots. They will just continue to take faggot showers at the gym and after the “game”. They will continue to take part in drunken faggot gangbangs where they convince themselves they aren’t faggots because their is one pussy in the room, even though they spend their faggot time looking at their buddy’s faggot dick as it gets sucked. Until one day, you decide that only real men fuck each other up the ass, and you’ll still convince yourself you’re straight, all while going on fishing trips and camping with your faggot friends who are a little more comfortable in their faggot skin.

This is a collage of two dudes going at it, and it was found in a Toronto bathroom stall.

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The only thing I know about these bitches is that they are all under 18 and on a bed. I also know that Jojo thinks she’s black and fucks “n-bombs”, like Lil’ Bow Wow, while her mom cleans hotel rooms back home and Jojo speaks in “n-bomb”. There isn’t really much to say about 15 year olds in Playboy poses only clothed. Says something really interesting about the person who coordinated this shoot…and that something is that he likes little girls. But seriously who the fuck doesn’t. I guess there’s nothing wrong with getting them on all fours, if they have their pants on. I was always told that the best way to slam a 15 year old is if they are autistic, they won’t tell a soul, and if they do, no one will believe them, but use a jimmy. The last thing you want is an Autistic 15 year old baby momma, unless you’re into that shit…..yeah I know, I suck at life. Fuck you.

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Is it gay to jerk off to pics of a 14 year old boy with tits? I felt pretty guilty about things when I landed on these pics and got an instant boner. I am an impotent man, I don’t do boners, but by some kind of miracle, it hit. Then I realized it was pics of Keira Knightley and not Macaulay Culkin and that made my pathetic knob crawl back into its shell like the little sea turtle it smells like.

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Is it gay to jerk off to pics of a 14 year old boy with tits? I felt pretty guilty about things when I landed on these pics and got an instant boner. I am an impotent man, I don’t do boners, but by some kind of miracle, it hit. Then I realized it was pics of Keira Knightley and not Macaulay Culkin and that made my pathetic knob crawl back into its shell like the little sea turtle it smells like.

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So my friend Steve, who you may remember from our last pherlure challenge, has been staying with me for the last couple of days. He claims that since we last hung out, he picked up a “friendly” slut, and took her home. He told me that he was so drunk that he just passed out, without giving her a diddle. When he woke up, the bitch had stolen everything in his apartment. Which probably isn’t all that much, considering he’s a dirtbag. Instead of notifying the authorities, he fled to Montreal, knocking on my door at 6am looking like and smelling like kitchen garbage, one of my favorite scents. To make a long story short, he has done nothing but try to go through my stepdaughter’s dirty laundry, looking for the panties and hang out on youtube.com. Here are some of the videos he found.

Screaming idiot:

Hot webcam chicks:

Hot webcam chicks 2:

Octopus attacks Shark:

And an oldie but goodie:

Hopefully, he will get off my couch soon cuz I can’t afford to feed him, he has already eaten all our lunchables. He’ll probably end up in ditch, dead, from malnutrition.

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Everyone loves this bitch. I love her boyfriend. Not because I am gay, but because he swim’s in shirts…anyone who goes to the beach with a custom beach shirt as to not get a sun burn is a fucking hero in my eyes. I don’t give a fuck about this girl….I am all about the shirt and the way her bathing suit’s got frills like a girl in preschool…

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