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2022

Mar

Halsey Nipples of the Day

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There was a time in the 90s when wife beaters were the trend and not just for people who beat their wives, but obviously beating your wife helped the legitimacy of the shirt…..but yeah, there was a time when men and women alike united on the “let’s buy this undershirt from Walmart and pretend that we’re Mexican gangsters in LA”…

Anyway, in that era, you’d be lucky if a bitch slept over, I mean you’d be lucky if a bitch slept over now too, but you would be lucky if a bitch slept over because you were out partying and she needed a shirt to sleep in….you’d always give her the wife beater knowing you’d see her nipples…because she wasn’t sleeping over to fuck you dude….let’s be realistic in this throwback fantasy…..

If you went to a punk show, rave, or whatever there’d be at least one set of hot tits in her beater without a bra, because girls all wore bras back then, except for the fun ones…and you’d be seeing nips in public…a revelation, a revolution, I don’t know, free the nip isn’t anything new….it’s happened my entire life and I’v loved it.

What I don’t love is Halsey, even with her shit plastic surgery, shit tattoos and make-up, she’s rocking a broken down overrated face….she clearly fucked the right guy in the VIP room to give her a silly popstar life that I am sure she always wanted or was designed for….

I don’t love her silly fake tits, that look less round here, making me think this could be a throwback thursday post I’ve already posted…because her bolt ons, are so bolted on you’d think they were put there for structural reasons, or to hold onto something heavy when she’s not busy being a popstar….maybe she works at a Marina in the summer and they dock their boats to her tits…I mean I don’t know what a good BOLT on oke is, but these aren’t looking bolted on enough for her typical bolt on look….

I do love a sheer top in public, no matter who it is on, so Halsey and her silly clown tits aside, it’s still nipple.

The other funny thing in all this is her “cross” around her neck, like anyone in the music industry is a Christian and not some devil worshipper who goes to weird satanic rituals with her colleagues….that you gotta assume she is….but yeah, this is about the nips.

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2022

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs prove that the imperfections in design, or the shortcomings in a product, sometimes offer more than expected, and those offereings in this case is letting the girl in the thong assume the position, to show us all her asshole ridge, shit stained and all, while remaining clothed….

The accessible way to show asshole, must be like when they realized that they could use processed cheese waste to make cheese spread….. or like when they they discovered penicillin on a rotting piece of bread…you know but the asshole version…not the fat fuck or modern medicine marvels in humanity, but give the asshole behind the thong a chance, it’s still new and may define humanity in the future…as we all get more and more perverted and DUMBED down…

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2022

Mar

Kara Del Toro Titty From The Back of the Day

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Kara Del Toro, who is one of the hardest working titty models of instagram, becasue she’s got big titties…therefore she’s a titty model and I guess “hardest working” is a relative term since this is hardly work and since I’m sure there are a lot of girls out there with big tits and instagram followers doing things far more soul sucking for their dream of being top level instagram titty models…you know, like sucking old dude dick…which is arguably working harder than this married bitch in her boring but smutty content.

I’m not hating, I mean I started this off saying she was one of the hardest working titty models, like she’s got something to prove level of instagram titty modeling, you know maybe an ex or kids who teased her in high school, deep rooted motivators for her getting those tits out there…..

I was saying she was hard working, obviously barely working is hard working for these people, and in barely working, which is hard working for these people, she’s been attending any event she can, really trying to take those wide womanly hips as far as they will take her.

What is disappointing is that she hasn’t figured out the camera is OVER HERE, not at the wall, you big titty tease…

“I’ll do a topless pic, because people only follow me for my tits, but I won’t bother showing tit, that’d be slutty”….when she’s already slutty…figure it out homie..

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2022

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I’ve always been into obscure events, festivals, clubs or groups….you know, the places where the weirdos go…that are totally not what’s going on in the mainstream pop culture and thus weird…..

I’ve also always been into obscure sports and not to play, but sports that to some may not be obscure….but to the average person are fucking silly.

I’ve thought I’d make a good team owner for something ridiculous, but can’t even think of any real examples besides the worlds’ SLAP CHAMPIONSHIPS…but you know if I wasn’t such a braindead half retard, I’d have a list that I’m sure you can probably add to….

Just a grass roots sport that only 1000 people are into, but that NEEDS an international league.

From professional Rock Paper Scissors, to profession real money Monopoly….to competitive bikini car washes….I think the TRUE sport, challenge, league the world needs is PROFESSIONAL titty droppers….think WWE but for TITTY DROPS…UFC by for TITTY DROPS….just a league of pro titty droppers titty dropping.

That’s what needs to be done and with every titty drop I see I am more convinced of how good this movement would be in a professional and organized setting.

Who wants to INVEST?

LET’S MAKE THIS DREAM A REALITY…

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2022

Mar

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

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I guess one of my hobbies, and not by choice, is watching these bitches who only value themselves as being objects that need to be jerked off to, even if they’d never admit it and pretend they do bigger and more important things, like acting, or making slutty music videos in the late 90s, or getting a song credit on a few Bieber songs that probably pays heavy, or like they are moms or entrepreneurs, you know they love themselves so much that they’ve got a long laundry list of how great they are, how rich they are, how important they are, and many important people follow them on social media….YET….with everything they got going on, they choose to strip down to their underwear, while in their 40s, as if they are one one trick pony when we know they’ve got all kinds of tricks, or at least are tricks.

I’m not really against an old new mom in her 40s stripping down to be “Hot” for her fans who only care about her because they thought she was hot 20 years ago….

I am against them being old enough to know better when it comes to putting a light flare graphic on their nipple…

I mean at a certain point in your whoring, you’d think, throw in the fucking towel like the stripper turned to day shift, forced to suck dick in the lap dance booth to retirees who don’t work, to make the same money she was making before.

CENSORSHIP is bad..

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2022

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines bring the tropical vibes even if some of these tanlines are just girls basting in chemicals to stain their skin to look like they are tanned, because the actual sun and being outdoors is scary, and tans are so important in this world of body dysmorphia and trying to fit or be hot in an era where every picture on the internet is a humanoid, CGI, animation of a MUPPET….forcing them all to get bigger clown tits, lips, cheeks and asses. Thanks Kardashians…I don’t know what witchcraft voodoo spell they implemented on society or how ANYONE would turn to them as their leader, but I guess humans are less impressive than you’d hope they would be.

Assuming you don’t think TANLINES are impressive enough, you know why bother doing anything more than this, it’s enough….

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2022

Mar

People Don’t Understand Parody Anymore of the Day

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As a lifelong troll, I fucking love watching all trolls from all sides of the spectrum because I don’t believe in taking sides ever, sides are for weak people who don’t believe in the spirit of INDIVIDUALITY.

But I will say that despite the success of prank videos, which by default probably require people to be trolls on a level, you know to not give away the prank….people have been coded through the AI to a level of Autism spectrum that doesn’t allow them to question what they see.

Meaning, they watch something, take it at face value, go back to taking selfies and don’t understand that it’s a fucking joke.

When I saw this Comedian / Youtuber’s video, I knew what he was doing, thought he went too crazy with it, to make it SO obvious what he was doing, because I prefer subtle trolls, but he still pulled off the troll.

I’ve seen people on both sides, because not everyone believes in the spirit of individuality, they think there are GOOD GUYS and BAD GUYS, because they aren’t living life, but rather passively watching it and they know from all their favorite movies, that life is good guys and bad guys, they are usually just confused as to who the good are and who the bad are….because a lot of the bad are marketed as good, and they sexualize them as they do.

So yeah, people think this is a legit WOKE idiot who has gone too far with the woek shit, even for the wokest woke….but then there are woke people posting him like a hero….and if they knew he was trolling, they would have cut the mic, but didn’t just in case.

The point is, sarcasm, parody, satire, trolls, pranks and jokes are OK….they are real and they happen. It is nothing to be scared of so stop being so fucking uptight, this troll, clearly masterfully executed in a world of autistc freaks too self absorbed and angry to laugh….

The comedian behind this over the top insanity is CASSADY CAMPBELL …embrace the troll….and don’t believe anything you see on the internet, it’s just the fucking internet…

Use their tools, their ideologies for GOOD not EVIL, or at least to expose how ridiculous they all are!

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2022

Mar

What Are You Doing in Mommy’s Sock Drawer? and Other Videos of the Day

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Slim Girls can TikTok Too

Splits

Her Dress is See Through

Stretching

Just in Bed

Tropical

Colorful

Tight Jacket

SPLITS

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2022

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Hello “Human”….what is everyone raging about today?

Don’t tell your family or friends that you check the flight paths of planes on one of those flight radar sites, only to discover obscure small planes flying in circles around your house, only for you to assume it MUST be chem trails, hence the whole COVID cases increasing going into summer, because spraying people with HEAVY METALS in a high EMF setting brings the COVID SYMPTOMS…

They will think you are crazy….

Also, don’t tell your family or friends that you think Nadal’s “cracked rib” is a coverup for “VACCINE INJURY”….

They will think you are crazy and then will go crazy….because that’s what happens when you’re MIND CONTROLLED by demons…DUH…

In conclusion, it’s probably better to talk to people about insignificant things, like tits…..not like the weather…because when you talk weather…you have to talk weather manipulation that is known and documented in China and other places…..

So keep small talk to tits..NOT weather….chem trails…or VACCINE injuries….

I’m sure there is more, but we’ll start there.

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2022

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do you remember when you spoke to people with different opinions and you’d learn from each other….that was so weird….right…

Like you could have a friend who thought some nasty bitch was hot, and you’d laugh together….

You could have a friend who thought that 9/11 wasn’t an inside job, and you’d laugh together…

Now everyone is outraged and all the time, hate each other so deeply, scream like tantrum-having babies, big giant fucking babies..offended by everything that goes against what they think…or want to think….even if what they think is dumb…and only some of us get to laugh together because those motherfuckers are too busy wanting you dead.

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