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2022

09

Mar

Courtney Stodden Lingerie of the Day

I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Courtney Stodden was tabloid fodder in the GLORY DAYS of tabloid, I mean there was a lot going on at the time and her whole weird storyline was actually pretty fucking creepy…famous for being a CHILD BRIDE to one of the most obscure pervert actors no one knew existed…on EVERY tabloid weekly….

But she is the only “celebrity” that has ever had her PR team invite me to one of her events, in 18 years of doing this, she’s the only one who said “let’s have DrunkenStepfather here”…and instead of going, even with plans of a masterful dirty panty heist, I just didn’t bother…

So like the rest of you, the taste of STODDEN isn’t dripping off my chin, because I am pretty charming when I want to be and feel I could have tricked her into sitting on my face….the taste of STODDEN is her big tits in a lingerie rockin’…

I know that I am not a fake tit fan, but if you’re going to get fake tits, make them count…and these fucking count.

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2022

09

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that getting stoned is worth the time and money, especially when going through a pandemic that is miraculously done, I wonder how that happens after they’ve basically raped our fucking lives the last 2 years only to flip the switch and turn it off like it wasn’t even an issue all those years and that it was a strict take advantage of us, push us to our breaking point, then pretend “NOTHING TO SEE HERE”….

I’m a firm believer in weed, it’s GOD’s GIFT TO THE WORLD, unprocessed, grow it in your backyard, in your basement, anywhere you fucking want..it’s just that easy…

I don’t think it dumbs motherfuckers down, I don’t think it should be illegal, if anything it makes people happier and more fulfilled, it wakes them up in ways that other substances don’t…. HIPPIE SHIT…

It’s a magical plant that can put a real strain on PHARMA, INDUSTRY, CHEMICAL COMPANIES…which is precisely why it’s all been made illegal….KEEP THE RICH RICHER and keep the normal people oppressed by making innocent people criminals…because that’s what people seem to like to do….

Anyway, you know weed is good, sex is better on weed, getting girls home to smoke weed before fucking, good times, and here’s some INSPO for that…some SPIRIT BOARD / MOOD BOARD putting it out there to the UNIVERSE…

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2022

09

Mar

Anne Winters Tits of the Day

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Anne Winter, who goes by the creepy social media handle “Lil Anne Winters”…which I’ll assume is more about her petite stature and less about her wearing a diaper, sucking her thumb and speaking in baby talk, but the fact I have to MAKE those assumptions, makes it weird….I get it there are rappers who use Lil as their chosen Pronoun, it’s probably less obnoxious than including it in your linkedin bio, and maybe being creeped out by it is on me, and not on her…who knows….but Lil Ann Winters, regardless of creepiness I feel with her IG Handle, brings the fucking goods.

She’s an EMMY AWARD WINNING actress most people have never heard of. She’s on a show called The Orville, which is that weirdo Family Guy’s Space show, as if Space is actually real…KEEPING PUSHING THAT PROPAGANDA BRO…

Most importantly, she does consistent photoshoots for her instagram. We’re talking tits out in some Christmas wrapping paper like this, but also bikini shit, showing off that Lil Body….and I think it’s wonderful.

She puts up 12 posts around each shoot, so she’s putting in the work, it’s just too bad she hasn’t gone viral yet, maybe she should be visiting Weinstein with some MILK DUDS in prison to get the right numbers and to launch herself proper..

Not only is she a working actress, she’s an IG model doing it as well as the IG models, she’s won an EMMY…I mean….GIVE this girl her big break already…

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2022

09

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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We live in a society of fucking babies, who are all so self involved and victimized that they want to just cry about the injustices in the world from their lazy lives, instead of taking charge for themselves….which is why I don’t bother with Social Media, it just leads to a bunch of idiots who get mad that you say shit like “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…a life philosophy we all need on T-shirt…MERCH IDEA ALERT….

The fat chicks and the virtue signaling skinny chicks who feel the need to hop on the bandwagon to make sure no one thinks that they agree with “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”….that they too support Fat Chicks….even though they are fat…SISTERHOOD…”we’re here for you”…nonsense…

It’s just negative vibes…because I know that even fat chicks, despite pretending to be hot, or playing the role knowing that they will get positive feedback from the horny dudes, in what I call “Throwing in the shame towel and just going for it because they can monetize, even if just riding off guilting people into “why you don’t like fat chicks, you racist”….all to get the feedback skinny hot chicks get, without the work of maintainging fitness…because dudes out there are horny enough to be into this shit…to some this is there FAVORITE kind of body…maybe their mom was fat, some GILBERT GRAPE shit and fat ladies are the only ladies that make them cum….so who am I to not do some inclusivity content….can’t call me a DISCRIMINATOR…just because I know fat is unhealthy…and you die prematurely…just not prematurely enough for some I guess..

FAT POWER…or something.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

09

Mar

CAT WOMAN and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Big

If Only Life was this Simple for All of Us

Big Titties Get Revenge

Big Squats

Big Titty Jiggle

Girl on the Left Brings Surprises

Getting Snacks

Showing the Muscles

Looking at the Reflection

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2022

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know why anyone’s interested in this weird Ukraine Russia thing, it’s fucking everywhere…and as someone who doesn’t have any interest in any war, except maybe Vietnam, you know because I’m a draft dodger, at least that’s what I used to tell girls for sex in the late 80s….

I just wonder why the same people who call everyone racists, for everything….but now want to punish everyone for their Ethnicity if they are Russians….

I saw some concert pianist cancelled for being Russian, then there’s the whole not letting Russians eat McDonalds, drink CocaCola, watch porn unless they use a VPN, etc…when they have NOTHING to do with any of this nonsense…yet Americans cheer them on….”TAKE AWAY THEIR ACCESS TO APPLE COMPUTER PURCHASES”….”NO MORE STARBUCKS FOR THOSE RUSKY FUCKS”…

It’s at the point of we’re living in a TERRIBLY written movie and it’s all so ridiculous, yet so many people are riding it out because I guess their own lives are so fucking empty that they need to worry about far away places, distant lands, instead of looking to their damn self, their own communities, and figuring out “WHAT WILL MAKE MY LIFE BETTER”….and the answer is not HIGH GAS PRICE FOR UKRAINE….or that the high gas prices are because of UKRAINE….but it’s a great time to pitch ELECTRIC cars that require ENERGY and RARE EARTH minerals and create all kinds of their own polution….obviously we are being fucked with….and we seem to be fucking loving it…even though it’s hard to fucking climax to.

Some stepLINKS in the Morning…DON’T MIND IF I DO…

Kristin Cavallari Showing
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“He out a year cuz he bet his team was gonna win?” – Saints star questions NFL’s one-year suspension of Calvin Ridley due to gambling
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Lottie Moss Showing her Ass Off
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Gordon Ramsey’s Daughter Goes Topless for Women’s Day
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Celebs Celebrate International Women’s Day
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TikTok Pranks
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Offering People 1 Oz of Gold or 20 Dollars
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Fails Compilation Of People Failing Under Pressure!
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Cam Girls are Hot…
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2022

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The biggest lie you’ve ever been told, besides “Your dick rocks my world” from some hooker you were paying to tell you your micro dick is from heaven…

As someone with a womanly penis, one of the most womanly penises I’ve seen, one that my wife and I joke about her being a lesbian for marrying, I feel like I am an honorary transgender, at least at a genital level, and I would like all the benefits the transgenders get, from free breast implants that I’ll giveaway to the needy only fans girls, to whatever other handouts and excuses they get….I can relate…

Is that ancient HUMANS, or Ancient civilizations were more primitive than us because we have internet and iphones…that no one uses properly…

You motherfuckers have been lied to about everything. We live in the worst pyramid scheme ever.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Camila Cabello Just Flashed The UK!
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Gigi Hadid Channels Fran Fine in New Photoshoot!
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Golf Personality Tisha Alyn Shows Off Her Swing in Heels
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Camila Cabello Responds to Hungover Nip Slip With a TikTok Explaining What Happened!
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Leonnie Hanne See Through
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Kiki Passo Celebrates International Women’s Day
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Caitlin Jenner Doubles Down on Trans Athlete Stance
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Malu Trevejo is Bringing Cameltoe to TikTok!
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TikTok User Snitches On LeBron After Appearing to Catch the Lakers Star and a Woman Exchange Touches
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The TV Adaptations of Sonic the Hedgehog Ranked
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Celebs Celebrate International Women’s Day
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Basketball Star Arrested in Russia for Drug Smuggling
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Wild Dogs Give Up on the Hunt
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Tubers Taken Out
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Zoe Kravitz and Robert Pattinson Take the Friendship Test!
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Aaron Rodgers Says the Reports of His New Deal With Packers Are Inaccurate
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Couples in Masks Making Out
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Woman Crashes Stolen Car in front of Cops
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POV of a Wave in Maui Taking Out Swimmers
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World’s Hottest Mechanic
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Patriots Have Interest in Signing WR Amari Cooper If He’s Released by the Cowboys
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Ernie Hudson’s Quantum Leap Reboot
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Geezers Go At It
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Skunk Messes with Possum
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Parking at Dog and Watching their Reactions
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Mara Kn Unfiltered
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Cindy Bruna Arrives in Paris for Fashion Week!
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In Case You Missed It- Alica ?chmidt is in the Zone
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Off Duty Cop Steps Up
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Feeding Baby Goats is Magical
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Nude Model in Paris…
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Some Memes!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Dove Cameron Cleavage at an Event
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Ruby O at an Event
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Julia Fox Appreciating Her New Found Celeb…
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Kristen Stewart Showing Stomach Skin
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Katherine McNamara Hits an Event
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Gemma Chan in Lace Outfit
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Emma Stone at an Event
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings…
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Ava Dash Cleavage
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Billie Eilish Terrifying
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Miley Cyrus in a Photoshoot
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Kaia Gerber on the Streets
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Daisy Ridley Lives
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From stepSMUT!!

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How Do They Do It
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MODERN SWINGERS SWINING OFF BALLS
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Titty Tuesday
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Hot Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Aggressive Ass Spread
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Men of this Generation
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Great Tits
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Scarlett Jones Naked Witch…
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Popsicle Pussy – The Frozen Treat
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Animals Hate Us
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Hot Body at the River
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Pussy Rubbing Selfie
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Anotonia’s Naughty Pics
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Pussy Spread
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Huge Surfer Tits
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Girl Eating Girl
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Sarah Lifts with her Tits Out
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Close Up Girl Licking Pussy
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Fishnet Babe Has her Tits out
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Babe Naked in Bed
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Alexis with the Dildo
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On the Big Dildo
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Amateur Riding
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A Bunch of Booty
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Filming the Pussy Rub
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Pissing in the Kitchen Sink
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Amateur Anal
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Butt Plug in Shorts
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Another Amateur Fuck
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Big Titty in Bed
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Amateur Sucking Dick
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Self Ass Fisting
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Camtastrophes
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Riding Books – Get Smart
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2022

08

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Tits of the Day

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I know Euphoria is a huge show, I find it trash, not because I am scared of dark storylines, even when they are corny as shit….but because I don’t like dark energy and feel you can do degenerate shit without being depressing about it…plus I find it weird that people are allowed to produce shows about high school kids fucking…and not just “lose virginity fucking”….but actual full sex scenes being relevant as HBO tries to compete with porn so they do teen category content and they call you the fucking creep for jerking off a college cheerleading practice…

Anyway…the only good thing about the show is Sydney Sweeney’s tits, she’s naked in every episode because the show knows they need her tits to stay worth watching…

It’s originally an Israeli show, the nepotism hire who brought it to America and has wrote every episode is some hollywood royalty totally disconnected from the actual real world…which is probably why it is so corny….unbelievable and shit…

As it turns out, the only good thing about Sydney Sweeney is her nakedness….I’ve seen her at events in normal clothes and it doesn’t do her any favors…you wouldn’t even notice her…seriously, try it.

But when the bikinis come out, or the nakedness comes out…she’s fucking wonderful..

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2022

08

Mar

Joey King Bra of the Day

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Joey King has titties and she wants you to know…it’s probably one of those transitioning situations, hopefully not from dude to chick, but from child star in corny ass roles to a serious actor and for some reason the best way to do that is through sexualizing oneself…claim it’s empowerment…it’s WOMEN’S DAY….so embrace a world where the ladies sexualize themselves so we don’t have to do it for them….far easier place to masturbate….especially when you’re as lazy as me.

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2022

08

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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At this point in the game, it’d be crazy to expect women to not wear tight pants everywhere they go, it’s like what do you think this is, the 50s….we’ve become accustomed to seeing full pussy through pants in all our day to day activities…from grocery shoppers, to girls in line at fast food places, to girls who work in fast food places…maybe you even have coworkers who wear “leggings” to the fucking office…making for a much more intimate working experience and it gives you something to jack off to.

Tight pants…are the future….or a future without tight pants is no future you’d want…assuming there’s a future…it’s pretty apocalyptic out there.