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2022

07

Mar

Charli XCX Panties of the Day

Apparently, the recent soul sold to the devil officially hosted SNL, I wouldn’t know because that’s part of the other timeline going on right now and I can’t relate to their jokes in any fucking way…but I’ve hated SNL most of my adult life..

I just find it interesting, barely interesting, that all of a sudden Charli XCX, a signed songstress who found her fame die in small venues….even with her tits out…goes through the pandemic, does super satanic music videos, photoshoots and her overall look….instead of doing basically nothing, like the rest of her career and now there’s NETFLIX docs on her marketing campaign, I didn’t watch it, not even for the tits….is hosting SNL, doing late night shows…all of a sudden mattering, because apparently someone out there wants her mattering right now…

It’s pretty heavy shit, but not as heavy as the tits I distract myself with, or in this case….a panty gyration…humping the air like it was Satan’s leg….grinding the world on Late Night Network TV…not that anyone was watching but they pretend this is the big times…

Looks good to me.

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2022

07

Mar

Kara Del Toro Nipples of the Day

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Kara Del Toro may not be the hottest instagram model out there, but she has big tits and she hustles those big tits….

I realize that the ass is more important than the tits, my friend just posted some rednecks on Spring Break in the late 90s saying “Marry the ass, buy the tits” and that’s really something I caught onto at a young age, knowing tits get sloppy as they age and that girls with big tits for the most part end up catching up to their big tits as they age….meaning they get fat…so ASS is far more important than tits in EVERY SINGLE case…except maybe a few outlying cases….

Kara Del Toro, not Benicio’s or Guillermo’s daughter has been to all kinds of events, premieres, fucking paparzzi moments, consistently…using those tits for good before it is too late for the tits.

In todays edition of Instagram Model with something to prove, you may even see some nipple.

Is that worth jacking off to, who cares…none of this shit is worth jacking off to…I just document the celebrity and wannabe celebrity tits…stop being so high maintenance.

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2022

07

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I have a hard time believing that COVID is over, but they’ve been dropping all the insane restrictions they’ve had on the world, the public health people everyone was jerking off to, because society went fucking lame, hive mind, follow the fucking leader on whatever trend was being pushed, getting caught up in half retard debates with people on the other side of the conversation, when being divided over masks and vaccines is fucking crazy…..

It seems like COVID is over….

Except for the brainwashed people who just can’t accept that COVID was pretty much a massive fucking scam to push experimental vaccines on people while pretending that it was for their health, or their duty, it was a pile of fucking nonsense and I only associate with people who saw threw it…

So I don’t know what all this means for us, people are still driving alone in their cars with a mask, will the maskless rub off on those who wished death on the maskless for so many months, will the restaurants dropping vaccine passports have weird mask wearing protestors screaming in outrage…..

I definitely don’t know what it means for the Healthcare workers who were heroes, parades were had for them, HONK for nurses before PHANTOM HONKS terrorized your woke ass after a trucker CONVOY ended….because you’re just that weak…

Will they still be allowed to run their nudes as a second revenue stream, because their bosses don’t give a fuck about them, and fired them or threatened to fire them for not getting a shot they didn’t need the first year of the pandemic….

Will the nurses still bring the nudes from work….

Will the people care about the nudes from work now that we’re over medical everythng….it hit the point of exhaution….

For now, we stll got those naughty nurses taking charge…so TAKE it in….and enjoy because you just never know when the nurse sex work will end…and it’s a fetish…TAKE CARE OF ME…..PROSTATE EXAM ME….WITH YOUR TONGUE…the way they taught you in nursing school MAMA.

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2022

07

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Still Alive of the Day

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I remember a few years ago, there were some paparazzi pics of Aubrey O’Day that I am not going to find, but that I am sure you can google, that showcased a 600 pound lifer….

That’s not to say she weighed 600 pounds, but she was fucking HUGE, school-bus-like, you know a full fledged fat chick….while still producing half naked content for her social media….

It was one of those “is she using filters and photoshop apps that aggressively”…because you can totally Brian Wilson yourself and go into hiding for a few years, eating basically all day from the comfort of your bed, only releasing old pics, curated pics, or super fucking edited pics…

Everything on the internet is a fucking lie, that’s why I always say “It’s just the internet” and if you don’t have a filter or ability to spot the fake chick, you’re forgetting that dudes have used filters to look like hot chicks….

You could go and use a filter that costs 500 dollars to make, that turns you into Madonna, or a pirate, or a cat….in a “realistic” way….

That should makes you pretty suspicious of the things that the world leaders and media can put out there with endless budgets..it make me pretty suspicious..

Now, I don’t know if Aubrey took COVID seriously, and bought into the whole “get healthy and you wont get sick”…remaining thick enough for her demographic of dudes into thick bitches, just not WALMART line up thick….but I’ll buy into this potential lie, only cuz the tits are huge enough to distract from the rest of her that is likely huge…

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2022

07

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs, it’s what’s for dinner. Isn’t that how the expression goes. What the fuck do I know, my life philosophy is to never know the status of the pussy I am looking at….meaning if it has KIDS or not doesn’t really affect me, so keep it to your damn self, not that any of the hookers I stick it to at a discount come with great conversation, it’s really more sadness and the blown out pussy may just be a biproduct of their job…you know wear and tear of the trade…and if they do have kids, their mom’s a whore and that’s never really what you want to think about when giving her money to buy it a chocolate bar after a long day of rub and tugs.

The POINT is, MILF or not, it’s still blown out pussy…and the whole nurturing, mom, family thing is a little more WHOLESOME than you’d want from your porn chick, which is probably why MILFs are still a popular trend…it’s like “YOU SHOULD BE DOING MOM SHIT”….”CRAFTS WITH THE KIDS, TEACHING THEM NOT TO LISTEN TO THEIR TEACHERS, MAKING THEM DINNER”…not taking nudes…

So in an era where everyone is naked, degenerate, disgusting, perverted…the MILF aspect makes it more wholesome…n theory….

Even if they are more experienced, have been cummed in to completion, and have children to compete for their attention from you….they also have baggage and a willingness to let you do what you want for fear of being alone…you know low impact sex partner….who is probably into high impact sex to deal with the numbness and sheer size of the vagina after pushing out some kids.

A slut is a slut is a slut is a slut….and that’s not always a bad thing…until it’s your mom and you find yourself accidentally jerking off to it…..

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2022

07

Mar

AnnaSophia Robb Bikini of the Day

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AnnaSophia Robb is in a bikini. This is not the first time that you have seen her in a bikini. For those of you who know who AnnaSophia Robb is, because I assume some of you know who she is, you probably don’t need a refresher that she was in some movie called SOUL SURFER back when she was 18 years old about a surfer who got her arm eaten by a shark and found Jesus…but I do remember that movie and the difference between than and now is about 10 or 11 years which means she was about 18 at the time….and biologically that may mean she was hotter then than she is now but from my experience 18 isn’t always hotter than 28….but at 18 she was getting paid to be in a bikini, you know money and her “big break in a feature”….which isn’t entirely true, since she played Violet in Charlie and Chocolate Factory, a movie people actually saw…but I’m talking at 18, being a bikini clad surfer baby who gets eaten by a shark is one of those turning point roles, from kid to HALF NAKED….

Anyway, she’s shamelessly showing off her ass in a bikini because I guess she can and it’s worth looking at, supporting, encouraging as all these celebs become “influncers” as all the influencers cry that they are being replaced by celebs….

Weird times.

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2022

07

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Monday is the day for lactating fetishes….which are always going to be weird to me because I guess I am not as malnourished as I’d need to in order to source pussy that comes with its own food supply….

There’s this rumor that a specific group of very rich people are trying to enslave the entire world population more than they already have been enslaved…as part of some “you will own nothing and be happy” social credit score insanity that goes against all your God given rights….

You can see some of that agenda playing out in front of us, starting with gas prices, because when gas becomes unaffordable, so does everything transported by gas, which is basically everything….

So the KEY to stopping inflation, other than stopping printing money making it less valuable, is to keep gas cheap so everything else stays cheap…but if you left your house this weekend, you’ll see what’s really going on….

As people will be forced deeper and deeper into debt, before the full collapse hits, affording food is going to be pretty fucking challenging…survival will be hard…so MAYBE the lactating bitch is the smartest strategy, maybe better than Storable Food Rations because you can fuck it, and I guess suck it out of a tit instead of some tupperwear you found in your bunker..

I like tits, I find the lactating tits are built for wild, and any excuse to pull out a tit in public is a good one, but I am not into lactation to jerk off to, but maybe you are, at least someone is, because why else are these ladies sexualizing a body function designed to feed a baby.

Nutty pervert world….I guess where EVERYTHING is sexualized….the way degeneracy intended! It’s a weird fetish….but a function fetish so find yourself lactating tits for the apocalypse, they’ll come in handy.

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2022

07

Mar

Beach Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Built Like A Fucking Donkey

Her “Going Out Outfit” that I Doubt She Even Wore Out

Just a Booty Demo

Short Skirt in the Kitchen

Some Big Tits

She Busty

Shameless Use of a Tripod

Just a Girl Doing her Idiotic Dance for the Fans Bro

Tropical

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2022

07

Mar

Titties for Ukriane of the Day

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I don’t think the Ukraine thing is even talking politics, it’s just straight up fucking weird, because it’s all everyone is talking about and it came out of no where in the news cycle and now no one will shut up about it…

It’s one of those, turn off covid, turn on Ukraine, basically the day that Pfizer had to release all the adverse effects of the vaccine they knew about and lied to you about…

With every viral trend, the loudest, most annoying keyboard warriors are hopping onto a cause I doubt they understand….because they are just simple minds who buy into the whole “BIG BROTHER ATTACKING LITTLE BROTHER AND THAT IS BAD”….without actually knowing anything about the history of the place..

So along with putting up Ukraine flags in your social media profile pics, because that ends wars they want us to have…..they are encouraging corporations from VISA / MASTER CARD to whatever else to ban RUSSIA…you know since the BILLIONAIRE class will really be “hurt” by that…and not the innocent Russians just living their damn lives…

One of the dumbest campaigns I’ve seen is the AIRBNB one, where people are booking AIRBNBs in UKRAINE to support UKRAINE…when most of the people who own the AIRBNBs are likely not even from UKRAINE…nice deal all while AIRBNB still charges their fee….

So as they campaign for COKE AND PEPSI to stop selling in Russia, DEPRIVE THE RUSSIANS…and PORNHUB says “NO MORE PORN RUSSIA”…and FAST FOOD companies pretend to be political by pulling out of RUSSIA….I have to think…HOW FUCKING DUMB everyone is….

We have our OWN damn problems, just look at your gas prices, which are NOT a small price to pay to support their lies….

Who fucking cares…we’re the slave class being manipulated….and the FUNNY thing in all this is that about 5-10 years ago I had to BLOCK Russia from VISITING this site, not for political reasons, but because we were getting hacked/spammed/etc and it was the easiest option…

NO ONE treated me like the HERO I clearly am, even though I am inclined to trust the OPPOSITE of what they are telling us to trust….I am contrarian apparently…a new word….

BUT the good news is the FEMEN, the Russian / Ukrainian girls who protest topless, cuz tits get hits….and push feminist agendas while giving us something to jerk off to.

I used to always post the FEMEN clips, I thought the main FEMEN girl killed herself and I gave up on them, but I guess they are back with their tits out because you can’t give up on a good thing….

TITS OUT FOR UKRAINE…the next phase of the insanity that is this nonsense we subject ourselves to thanks to pretending we live in a fucking movie…you fucking idiots!

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2022

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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And just like that….the anti-vaxxers are the ones following the science and the vaxxers, the militant vaxxers who really bought into the whole thing are now the science deniers…TRUST THE SCIENCE bro…as they remove mask mandates and bullshit, segregation causing, discriminatory vaccine passports….the WOKE, NEWS loving, insane people are still enforcing it…

I have seen many gyms and restaurants locally saying “despite public health, we’re going to keep these bullshit rules because we virtue signal that hard”…when public health is saying “It was all a lot of bullshit, the vaccines don’t work, the virus is weaker than it was now, and we can go back to normal…BUT not these people, even with the news and the leaders they follow saying “it’s all good”…they are still in their weird, angry, scared covid bubble…

Go back to getting vaccines if you want, not getting them if you don’t want, and letting everyone live out their best life without a useless mask that doesn’t work destroying your brain cells while depleting you of oxygen…

But some people, like victims of abuse, just can’t let go…they need to take “BABY STEPS” to move on with their lives, not realizing they can die of 1000s of other things….and they think they are the smart and reasonable ones.

It’s super fucking weird, but not as weird as me doing this links for 12 people…that shit is absolutely weird…so I guess I get the whole not letting go..only in my case it literally doesn’t affect anyone…I just wish it did for the $$$$$$$$$$$$$….this motherfucker wants a harem and that shit is expensive…

Charli XCX Takes SNL – The Least Funny Show on TV
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Iesha the Booty Model…has a Big Booty
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Soccery Player Blames Injury on Sex 10 times a week
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Some “Ladies” for Monday
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Otters Drinking Sparking Water for the First Time
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Hero Shit….Gigi Hadid is So Ugly Now
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Launching A Toyota Supra With 1,000HP!
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Cool Optical Illusions That Can Trick Your Brain
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The Canal That Ended Up Accidentally Creating A Forest In The Arizona Desert!
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Person Just Keeps Getting Stuck Midway Through The Water Slide
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Cam Girls are the Best Girls
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