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2005

18

Feb

I am – Mallory from MTV's Real World Paris – Padded

The magic of props to make a girl look hotter than she is, or more endowed then she is, is always amazing. This is the reason girls everywhere take hours getting ready. It is also the reason why girls have eating disorders, get plastic surgery, and have self-esteem issues. Suck it up pussy. This is the society we live in, you are judged on your looks, now stop reading this and make yourself look pretty.

Mallory from The Real World Paris was shot for the Swimsuit edition. I guess the photo editors weren’t looking at her tits to filter out this blooper….her insert that they advertise on TV to give you better cleav is sticking out.

That’s why they shouldn’t hire Gay Photo editors….

Via Golden Fiddling around the world

If you want to get your flatchested ass a pair – Go Here

If you want to see more picture of Mallory check out SI yo!

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2005

18

Feb

I am – Mallory from MTV’s Real World Paris – Padded

The magic of props to make a girl look hotter than she is, or more endowed then she is, is always amazing. This is the reason girls everywhere take hours getting ready. It is also the reason why girls have eating disorders, get plastic surgery, and have self-esteem issues. Suck it up pussy. This is the society we live in, you are judged on your looks, now stop reading this and make yourself look pretty.

Mallory from The Real World Paris was shot for the Swimsuit edition. I guess the photo editors weren’t looking at her tits to filter out this blooper….her insert that they advertise on TV to give you better cleav is sticking out.

That’s why they shouldn’t hire Gay Photo editors….

Via Golden Fiddling around the world

If you want to get your flatchested ass a pair – Go Here

If you want to see more picture of Mallory check out SI yo!

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2005

18

Feb

I am – Lohan News Update

Lohan is a star to us, and we don’t care about all the gossip and shit that happens to her. We will always love her and she will forever be the twins in Parent Trap with her freckled face and fake British accent.

As the home of Lohan, we have to deliver the goods so here is the scoop on Lohan

Lohan Changes Agents

Teen actress LINDSAY LOHAN has switched agents as she strives to secure bigger film roles.

American TV network E!’s gossip columnist TED CASABLANCA reports the MEAN GIRLS star, 18, dumped ENDEAVOR for CREATIVE ARTISTS AGENCY (CAA).

Lohan’s spokesperson confirms, “It was time for Lindsay to move on.”

A friend of the redhead beauty tells E!, “What Lindsay needs to watch, is how to get more A-list projects. Endeavor wasn’t doing that; CAA already is.”
via ContactMusic

Lohan’s Dad pitches a reality show

LINDSAY LOHAN’s estranged father MICHAEL is keen to reconcile with his family – for a reality TV show.

Although his wife DINA recently filed for divorce, Michael is hoping his family – including FREAKY FRIDAY star Lindsay – will warm to the prospect of appear in a series on their lives.

But things aren’t currently looking good for Michael’s idea.

A representative for his 18-year-old actress daughter says, “Lindsay has not seen the proposal and has no interest in seeing it.”

via ContactMusic

No Contact Music is NOT the home of Lohan – We are…I swear!!!

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2005

18

Feb

I am – DollForum Message of the Day

I found a new message board to frequent – because I enjoy congregating with weird people. It is called DollForum.com and is a community for people who have loving relationships with their sex dolls.

I guess there isn’t really anything wrong with keeping your sex doll in your closet, busting her out for the lonely nights, developing fantasies that she is real. Showering with her, Dressing it, Combing its hair…no absolutely nothing wrong with that.

You doll lovers are completely normal, and I highly doubt you were molested as a child.

Here is the message of the day

Hey there guys

Does anybody know where I can get just the lower half of a doll from waist to toes?

As realistic as possible

Yes, is some kind of fetish

Callesnegras

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2005

18

Feb

I am – Sneaker Culture

The Adidas Superstar is the shoe of choice for streetwear bitches who don’t rock Nike. The airbrushing, custom, limited edition shit is nothing new. I remember rocking a Pair of Vision’s back in ’89 that I modified with a red ballpoint pen. Or my Vans checkerboard slip ons, that I colored in the white checkers with a blue pen….or my converse hi-tops back in ’86 that were two toned, pink and turquiose bitches. Or back in mexico in the ’70s when I was rocking the hottest paperbags ever. All the other kids were jealous because I could afford a pen to decorate those fuckers, they were a bitch in the rain…but better than the kids who wore used condoms as shoes….

I was ahead of the trend, and now I am out of the loop but sneakers are hitting the mainstream nice and hard, like my cock used to be before impotency…that’s right I am not 18 anymore.

More sneaker features to come.

Check out the Adidas Promo Video Here for their Superstars….they aren’t paying me to do this, but they should!
Here

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2005

18

Feb

I am – Born Today Feb 18

Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Its great when your birthday lands on a friday so you can celebrate over the shabbat table. I used to knowmy birthday but due to legal reasons I was forced to relinquish it in 1964. Now I do not have a birthday and can only ask for your pity. Yoko was born today, so that makes today a pretty weird day. I have always hated her since she broke up the beatles and yet I still posted a picture of her and John naked after the Jump. Hounarable mentions go to who did not make the top 3 this year, but maybe next year they will.

Top 3 People born today:

#3)Helen Gurley Brown(02/18/1922 – )writer

Quote: “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”

#2)Andre Breton(02/18/1896 – 09/28/1966)
French surrealist writer

Quote: “Words make love with one another.”

#1)Yoko Ono(02/18/1933 – )artist

Quote: “Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl’s best friend is still a nearsighted man.”

Bonus Jewish Birthday: Sholom Aleichem(02/18/1859 – 05/13/1916)
Russian writer

Quote: “No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.”

Helen Gurley Brown Bio and Yoko with John Naked after the Jump


Though Helen Gurley Brown didn’t invent sex, she sure made it more fun for women who read her best-selling books and enjoyed her work as Editor in Chief of Cosmopolitan magazine.

IMPACT ON THE ’60s: She is arguably one of the most influential women of the decade, perhaps even the century, and she did it all with her pen, first by writing the best-selling Sex and the Single Girl in ’62, and then by assuming the Editor in Chief position at struggling Cosmopolitan magazine in ’65. For the next 32 years she instructed, helped, advised, cheered for, encouraged, liberated, and promoted women, givining them a new manual for the sexual revolution. She was a powerful voice advocating women’s sexual freedom — armed with the pill, she showed women how they could use it, how they could take advantage of it, how they could thrive with the new technology, the new attitudes of the ’60s, and the new control they had over their sexual destinies.

After the ’60s, of course, she continued at the helm of Cosmopolitan, guiding it to spectacular sales since she took over. An under-achieving magazine with a circulation of 800,000 n ’65, Cosmo has become the most successful woman’s magazine ever and one of the five largest-selling periodicals on U.S. newsstands. One of the most famous issues appeared in ’72, it had Burt Reynolds as the first nude male pin-up. She’s also continued to write books, following up her four ’60s works with Sex and the New Single Girl in ’70, Having It All in ’82, The Late Show: A Semi Wild but Practical Guide for Women Over 50 in ’93, and The Writer’s Rules: The Power of Positive Prose — How to Create It and Get It Published in ’98.

HER ’60s LOOK: To her credit, in the ’60s she was alway tasteful and intelligently conservative with her facial look — despite the craziness going around her with little English bobs and wildly colored eye makeup, she stayed smart, urban, chic, stylish, and glamorous, so that she looked great and like someone who instantly commanded respect, whether she was in an editor’s meeting or an elegant restaurant. We’ve looked at dozens of photos of her, and she’s always impeccably and expensively dressed — not one for jeans or sweats, she’s always in style and elegant, on the tailored side of fashion. She could wear short dresses, fashionable suits, colorful prints, beautiful French dresses, and flashy jewels. What’s more, she kept her look going long after other women gave up, so that her long successful career has been matched by her long successful life as a woman of fashion; today she still looks cultured and careful, poised and professional.

Yoko:
Interview

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2005

18

Feb

I am – Jewish Fact of the day: Kosher pt. 9

Well the final installment of the kosher series is upon us today. Hope you have learned and enjoyed this series.

The Jewish fact of the Day:

Foods which contain neither meat nor milk, fruit and vegetables, may be eaten with either meat or vegetables. These foods are known as parev or parve.

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