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2024

08

Aug

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

In tragic news, these Sienna Miller topless on the beach pictures are over a month of old.

I am only seeing them now, because I forgot that Sienna Miller existed, I just assumed she died off of AIDS or some shit, but then I remembered that wasn’t her in KIDS it was CHLOE SEVIGNY.

The point is that Sienna Miller is old as shit, so obviously I don’t track her every move, but there was a time NOT SO LONG AGO, that I thought she was the hottest that the Hollywood machine was bringing us.

I am a tiny tit ambassador, she’s played a blonde, she wasn’t fat, she got naked in her movies…it was a good old fashioned time before instagram whores destroyed everything…

So the good news is that AT LEAST I AM SEEING THEM NOW..Which is better than never…and she’s looking alright of an old lady!

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2024

08

Aug

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is just one of those models you want to fuck….

There is a historical record of brands hiring models you want to fuck…

There was a time when they weren’t virtue signaling or catering to fat chicks, when diversity and inclusivity wasn’t fucking annoyingly shoved down our throats, when hot chicks weren’t alienated so hard they had to cut their tits off or get fat to get work….

Make HOT CHICKS great again…because seeing Elsa Hosk, a victim of being a hot chick, while still being a hot chick, even after a couple of kids and being in her mid 30s…deserves to be celebrated as a model, instead of the bald fat chick with herpes and a missing limb that identifies as a hamster…

So the Swedish basketball star, who turned her back to athleticism to be high paid masturbation material, it’s lazier and better pay…still go that hot model look…

Sure she’s got that middle aged instagram look to her,but even with more of a clown face from fillers that make her look like a silly caricature of herself, she’s hot, skinny and naked and that’s good.

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2024

08

Aug

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

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This is disturbing.

I was sent some meme from my only friend that said “make sexism great again”, which I think falls in-line with my slogan of “Make bullying great again”….because without bullying people just go rogue in the worst way possible and there is no social pressure for them to either hate themselves, or behave appropriately, or kill themselves depending on where they land on the being bullied spectrum…

The make sexism great was something about how we need to objectify women, as if we ever stopped, because all these fat chicks need some kind of benchmarks or guidelines they need to follow so that they don’t go WAY past that “goal post” creating new “goal posts” because scumbags like Lizzo, who are designed for the Circus Freak Show….but instead they actually try to pretend she’s hot…

So the novelty fat act being shameless in her content by posting pics of her in a bikini from her Turks and Caicos tax evading vacation….is presenting herself as hot chick in a bikini…when clearly being satire but all the autistics out there literally belive it’s fat girl being hot chick not fat girl pretending to be hot chick as a fat chick for comedy…..

The more the media covers this as “fierce” or “slaying” instead of highlighting the health risk it is…the worse we are as a people.

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2024

08

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong may be a flawed underwear, but we all have imperfections and the diversity and inclusivity crowd out there is going to try to convince you that our imperfections are actually what make us perfect..

So the fact that a thong doesn’t cover an asshole, which is almost the point of underwear for creating that barrier between anus and pant….is the reason why we love the fuckers….

So here’s some asshole behind thong…

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2024

08

Aug

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

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Maria Doroshina has tits.

Maria Doroshina uses tits.

Posting tits to the internet can make all your dreams come true.

It’s the “small town girl taking the bus to Hollywood in the 1940s” or our generation….a lazy generation that doesn’t even have to leave home or take risk, they just have to post tits on the internet.

Either they end up a star, in porn, murdered or forced to head back home a failure….but they are already home…because it’s a lazy generation that doesn’t take risk.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate seeing old ladies with hot asses in leggings…

Like really old ladies…

I’m taking Old Folks home aged ladies….

Who clearly decided to commit their retirement to fitness…

So their asses look like they are in their early 30s in their leggings….

Because I stare at the old lady asses…and think of all the same things I think when I see a great ass….

Sure, peeling off the leggings may leave us with a different opinion…the power of clothing technology….

Sure, a great ass makes trying to Anna Nicole Smith a bitch more desireable, but granny’s in leggings and knows she’s got a great ass and probably long life ahead of her…so she’s doing her Anna Nicole Smith-ing of her own…

The point is…it negatively impacts my mental health because it’s weird….probably like when you jerk off to your sister or some shit…similar feelings of “wrong”…

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Rolling Mill Cobbles And Missrolls Dangerous Incidents
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RIP Everything (GIF)
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Collection of funny pictures
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FIGHT NIGHT
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Was Nicolas Cage supposed to return as Ghost Rider in Deadpool & Wolverine? Explained
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Jenna Ortega Works a Slab of Clay!
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31 Times People Were Proud to Be Internet Trolls
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Man Gets Kidnapped By Monkeys Who Asked For Food As Ransom
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Rita Ora … with a transparent revealing body!
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Heidi Klum Wears a Revealing Bikini!
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Chiefs Heiress Ava Hunt Gets Surgery!
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Cara Delevingne In A See-Through Dress
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Lais Ribeiro shows us her sexy body in a bikini on the beach of Ipanema
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Dog’s Life Gets Saved By A Firefighter
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Busty Kelly Brook Stuns in Red Dress at Heart Breakfast Show
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Elite Powerlifter Pretends To Be An Old Man And Pranks People At Muscle Beach
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Hope The Doctor Fixed Her (GIF)
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BITCHES BE CRAZY
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Caroline Vreeland Farts!
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Who did Patti Yasutake play in Star Trek? Character explored as actress passes away at 70
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Angel Reese Brings the Racy Selfies!
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Brooklyn Paleczny is the Instagram Of The Day
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Man Saves A Baby Lynx And Fawn And Keeps Them At His House
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Francesca Capaldi – Borderlands event in Los Angeles
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Olivia Ponton – It Ends With Us premiere in New York
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Rihanna – Dong Carnival in Barbados
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Nemurimouto (Sex Game)
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Wendy Fiore in the Shower!
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Cousin Sister Wants Sex From Young Brother
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Navigating Boundaries: Ensuring Safety and Consent in Heavy Fetish
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Lana Lane Modern Seduction Playboy
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Rihanna Curvy at Carnival in Barbados!
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Happy Fuck Note (Sex Game)
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Yana Love Nude in the Field Of Dreams!
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2024

07

Aug

Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

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Bianca Censori is Kanye’s wife that he carts around in various updates from American Apparel’s collection, that levels up the whole experience…which basically means she walks around with her tits and pussy out and that matters…because I want all girls walking around with their tits and pussies out, like the internet but in real life, especially if they are built like Censori, with those big sloppy Italian naturals that would be fun to suffocate on…

I am a tiny tit ambassdor, but a heavy set of tits on a small frame is magical…

The best thing about it is how hard Kim K wishes this was her, or that she had this look naturally, without all the science she’s had invested into her…

Censori is good…Kardashian wishes…and we get to see some hot tits in the process…

Works for me.

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2024

07

Aug

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

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Lucky for us Bella Hadid has her tits out as a diversion from her broken down instagram face, which prior to instagram was considered rich old lady face or stripper face, which I always thought was pretty funny….the cross-over at the Plastic Surgeon’s office between the stripper and the rich lady was worthy of a VENN DIAGRAM…and now that’s applied to all instagram has to offer.

Hadid, the Pro Palestine because she’s so Palestinian she was raised rich as fuck in Beverly Hills….was always funny to me, mainly because she was a rich kid who bought her career….but also because her sister bought her career before her…all the validate their rich dad’s sperm..

The industry bought into them and believed they were hot model types, probably because of their instagram following….and hype….good for business no matter what she looks like, how jacked her face is, or how bad she jacked her face while trying to make it look less jacked thanks to those fillers…

The point is, ugly or not, worthy of being a top model or not, rich kid doing country or not…she’s got her tits out and THAT is what matters…..unfortunately she’s got some sea shell pasties on, no nips…but it happened and I’m reporting it…meaning it’s probably very old content. I’m not very with it…

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2024

07

Aug

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum is rich as shit, she’s got no real worries because her life has worked out for her.

She’s a TV host, which means she doesn’t really work too hard. She basically shows up, sits in hair and make-up for a few hours, then sits around on camera where she gets to be herself and say her stupid German commentary.

So she’s got a lot of free time to sit around and think about how old and nasty she’s getting, or to spend being a chronic masturbating sex addicted pervert, who has used that to her advantage.

Which means taking the whoring to Instagram, in a bikini that shows off her bald old lady slab of sloppy joe meat….big tits out at 50 something..and as it turns out, exhibitionism and perversion works even on old ladies so long as those old ladies have womanly bodies…even mid-rot…

So here’s more smut from the Victoria’s Secret model whore in her retirement….

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2024

07

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Fat chicks may be a common thing in our day to day landscaped.

They are fucking everywhere…

The good news is that there are still a lot of people who are choosing health, wellness and vanity to never allow themselves to get fat.

Surviving and standing out amongst all the fat chicks who are trying to suck hot chicks into being fat chicks because misery enjoys company.

Obviously every fat girl wants every girl to be fat, so they don’t feel so shitty about themselves…and in the process try to reshape society into thinking being fat is ok…

So despite being surrounded by fat, being marketed fat, being propagandized that fat is wonderful…..

It’s safe to say….we don’t need to accept that….

We don’t have to give in…

We can do some Clockwork Orange style shock therapy to prove our point.

This is that.