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2022

11

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFs are the physical representation of what happens to a woman after she gives birth but still wants to be seen as a sex object, you know the slutty kind of cum receptacle, and not the cum receptacle that changes diapers, picks up kids from school, makes hamburger helper, or whatever it is that moms do.

MILFs are the “I’m still hot despite my age, weathered patina, blown out mom pussy”…who know that being moms is a liability, even if it’s the most important thing they’ve done, and actually pretty convenient to non committal dudes who they just want to use for sex and not bring home to the kids…

They used to come in insecure, unsure of themselves, knowing that people are scared of MILFs for the whole having kids things, but now they come in knowing that they know how to fuck so good they’ve done it to completion, plus a lot have been in longterm relationships so they’ve dabbled in some freakier shit they are willing to bust out on the first encounter, like eating ass.

The fact is, they are still chicks, younger than me, I’m grandpappi aged, so kids or not, if they pussy is still in the right place and the once milky, now dry tits are still hanging out, I figure fair game….especially when looking at their free internet nudes, far less involvement than actually trying to fuck em.

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2022

11

Apr

Anya Taylor Joy Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know why, but I do not trust this Anya Taylor Joy actress. She kind of cameo out of nowhere in the movie WITCH, which was really OVER hyped and totally under delivered about some witch in the pioneer times eating children, or some origin of satanism in America documentary, I’m not really sure what the point of it was, it just wasn’t very scary…..

I find it pretty suspicious that she managed to just make it in America, but apparently her dad is some British banker who has received some prestigious British awards like the “Order of the British Empire”.

I also find it pretty suspicious that she was raised in Argentina until she was 6…but why bother looking too into it, not everything is a middle earth Alien from Antarctica conspiracy, maybe some things just happen organically, not by design, like this trying to look up her skirt to see if she’s got a dick.

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2022

11

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Covid vaccinated cucks getting shot for their governement, telling me the unvaccinated are self involved narcissist for not being interested in injecting themself with mind control agenda and potentially aids…trying to ruin the lives of the unvaccinated who were suspicious of a never before used DNA gene therapy that could potentially kill them, not allowing them to travel, go to bars, or travel…forcing people to choose between normal life, earning a living to exist within this horribly designed system, and not being a guinea pig for random ass medicine….

I think the attack on the medical working was the worst of it really, they had worked with the sick people, were called heroes during the pandemic, when it was still a scary concept…..a lot had natural immunity or weren’t too scared of catching it because they had been working in it…so they opted out of the experimental medicine….for about 1000 different reasons why you wouldn’t want it….

Not everyone just does what the internet tells them to do to fit in, or by packaging it as some “you’re selfish if you don’t”….when the people who go the shot were so aggressively virtue signalling and celebrating their shots like a badge of honor, they even called it a badge of honor….”willing to follow the lemmings off the cliff” types….and you almost have to feel bad for them, but I actually feel bad for the people who protested, who didn’t want this, and who were willing to die or starve to death before getting it.

They were the true heroes who made it obvious how ridiculous this whole abusive nature of COVID was….

Single moms, forced our of their 20 year nursing careers….while loser vaccinated activists basically through their feces at them.

Luckily, some found work or alternative revenue sources through getting naked on the internet and here they are….NURSES caring for us the right way.

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2022

11

Apr

Whitney Cummings Found Facetune of the Day

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It all started when fat girls of the internet started sending out old pics of themselves or pics of their hot friends, it wasn’t called Cat Fishing then, but thanks to MTV appropriating the bait and switch and branding it…acting like we haven’t all been duped by girls of the internet since we got on the internet..because it was more common than actually coming across a hot chick on the internet…it was the internet….hot girls were busy at the time.

Then it became fat girls posting pics of them from a variety of angles, you know so you couldn’t tell they were fat chicks, those enterprising fat chicks just trying to get the attention of hot chicks….and not really lying because they weren’t actually photoshopping themselves, just cropping themselves…what’s the harm in that…

Then we started seeing middle aged moms of the internet blurring the shit out of their faces, manually, we’d call it GHOSTING, before GHOSTING was rebranded by the hook-up apps as leaving a motherfucker hanging in the DM/TEXT MESSAGE instead of dumping his ass or telling him to fuck off…

Then the hot chicks, or the aspiring to be hot chicks hit the internet and a whole industry came up of Augmented Reality filters and easy to use photoshop apps, to make them be all they ever wanted to be without having to be it.

So now, we’ve just got caricatures of all bitches, filtered to shit, looking like clowns, or cartoons, or video game characters, or muppets not as hot as Kermit’s gaping asshole the puppeteers control him through…

Apparently, rich as shit, funny lady, despite not being funny at all, but funny enough to make it in Hollywood, that clearly has LOW standards and are LAZY in who they collaborate with, knowing people will watch anything….WHITNEY CUMMINGS…the comedy club’s cum rag that paid her dues to get where she’s got…is trolling you hard with this concoction of tech she’s pretending is her actual face….vain, vapid, attention slut, with the terrifying red eyes….BECAUSE she’s a fucking demon…pantsless.

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2022

11

Apr

Rebecca Black Spits of the Day

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There are a few things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, I mean there is a lot of things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, there’s a reason I don’t watch porn and think porn is mindless drivel, basically with the money they made off porn, they could have reinvested it into life changing, amazing content, you know get some real actors sucking dick, make some blockbusters….but instead, the worst people are drawn to porn, basically criminals, drug dealer, loan shark, sketchy, greasy types, and they just care about profit, so if throat fucking clips make the same money, why bother elevating the consciousness of sex, sexuality and PORNOGRAPHY…right….

But yeah, the other thing I don’t understand about porn is the girls who fist their mouths, who make themselves gag, who spit up on themselves….I guess in a way dudes think they are spitting on their cocks, when we don’t need to see the spit…it’s vile….

So here’s Rebecca Black, the viral song before viral songs were a thing, before tiktok was a thing, ignored by an industry because she was a self starter before that was the only thing they invested in….

She’s still living, still existing, making a comeback, possibly because deals were made with the devil industry….and her marketing material is her spitting up on herself like a good little “slut”….or whatever they say in the pornos I don’t watch and I fucking hate it.

Good tits though.

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2022

11

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here are some women sexualizing the natural function of their titties, unless this is just a demonstration of how milky tits work, but I like to think it’s more to do with sexualizing their now bigger, fuller, milk filled tits because either they are all hormonal, they aren’t happy with the recent attention their baby daddies gave em, or maybe too happy about it and wanting to share the wealth….

It could be some MILKY TIT campaign against FREE THE NIPPLE…

You know some COUNTER PROTESTING, throwing the whole thing under the bus with a “breast feeding our kids isn’t sexual, it’s nature, so let us do it everywhere, which we’re allowed to do based on the Bill of Rights, but we’re not happy with that, we want to make more noise about it, because we are women, activists, hear us roar, down with the patriarchy…..oh and while you’re watching…how about jerking off to our tits.”

I’m into it…what originally started as a joke, has become something I appreciate and support MORE pregnancies, MORE engorged tits, MORE milk….never enough milk, there’s a FOOD shortage and this is how we’re going to survive it…..so BAN abortion clinics and start harvesting that TITTY MILK for the masses to save humanity.

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2022

11

Apr

Waxing in Little Rock, Arkansas of the Day

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In running a low level “porn” site, that I prefer to call a “pop culture” site, because porn is a huge part of pop culture and I don’t even post porn on here, if anything I just post slutty randoms trying to monetize their shit, which is hardly covering porn, but tell that to google who demonetized me in 2004/2005 and prevented me from making millions of dollars from this site…..I AM WATCHING YOU GOOGLE!

BUT in being a pervert, who runs a perverted pop culture site, there has been a lot of times I’ve dug into the internet to find nudity in the mainstream….

From Birthing Videos, to gynecological exams, to nudism, to labia reduction surgery, there are a few ways to get the pussy on the internet and have it considered SFW.

I used to try to find “waxing” videos back when all girls were waxing themselves, only to angrily stare at their bushes being brutally murdered, because I am a bush advocate and always have been….long before the site existed.

It was pretty impossible back in the day, people were modest, they kept their bald pussies to themselves and the people they sexted, estheticians wouldn’t even let me loiter in their waxing facilities to converse or interview the ladies before the bush slaughter…and they definitely didn’t take my applications to work at the waxing facility for the pussy, or to talk girls into keeping their push, while looking at their cunts seriously….

There’s not nearly enough CUNT in this, but it’s pretty interesting to see that it’s a new dawn, a new day, today is the first day of the rest of your life and theres an instagram account, probably many, but today is just this one….dedicated to the pussy hair removal in Little Rock, Arkansas….and I can’t confirm or deny whether this account is run by Bill Clinton’s, but geographically, it could be!

They call it: KAYA ESTHETICS

Posted in:Bikini Wax

2022

11

Apr

Ass in Shorts at the Gym and Other TikThots of the Day

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Gym Poses

STRETCH!

Night Shirt Removal

Titty Fitness

Sweatshirt to Slut Shirt

Casually Showing off her Outfit

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2022

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to trigger someone who spent the last 4 days watching the Master’s Golf bullshit, which I can only assume is some of the most tediously boring shit to air on TV, because Golf may be fun for some Yuppie pinheads to play with each other instead of taking a meeting in the conference room as they climb that corporate ladder lining their pockets at the expense of the citizens in the name of capitalism….

But yeah, if you want to trigger them, tell them “the audience you see on TV are extras”….the “golf players” are hire actors…..the “golf ball” is put in with CGI, and like all sports and SPACE, it’s a fucking lie, to keep you watching TV for 4 days.

They don’t like you questioning the authenticity of anything on TV, even though we can make instagram filters that turn pig women and asian men into HOT influencers…and they aren’t even expensive to make..

IMAGINE what the billion dollar media networks making this content, selling it to advertisers, MONETIZING the shit have available to them on a CGI level….probably a lot.

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2022

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The propaganda is fucking deep..but you probably alreay know that…I guess you just have to remember that most of this shit only lives on the internet and is not actual real life…most people are still reasonable people….they’ve just been confused into letting Degeneracy become the baseline moral code for a society even if it doesn’t reflect those of our society….appeasing to the loudest voices that are people who you wouldn’t even notice at the mall, sitting all alone in the food court sad…..and alone…..so fighting with these losers is a waste of energy….

That said, I got onto the wrong feed and from the Kardashian Jenner West smut, to the Jimmy Kimmel smut, to the Russia /UKraine SMUT, to the Sixth Wave Mask Mandate COVID smut, to the transgender narrative smut, it is an endless stream of garbage lies…that people don’t just believe, but become foot soldiers to perpetuate the nonsense…

However, I keep seeing more people surfacing as “this is some bullshit”…I’m talking triple vaxxed people, and not even those with dibilitating issues from the vaccine….just normal people who went along with it are like “fuck that”…so there is hope in this internet based reality…

I blame the internet and anti depressants but mainly the internet…..but I think Elon Musk is the Anti-Christ……but luckily they’ve dialled back on the mind control…and people are STARTING to be more reasonable….it won’t last but enjoy it while it is here.

Get off the internet….

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Aaron Judge Turned Down Massive Extension With the Yankees
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