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2022

15

Feb

Strap on Girl of the Day

This is a weird fucking fetish…that I definitely don’t connect to on a romantic or spirtual level, but that may look a lot like your VALENTINE’S day because the PROSTATE is a legitimate pleasure zone not reserved to the gays anymore….

I came across this reddit girl while doing my morning rounds like the prison guard of the internet I am….sure I miss a lot of things that go on…but after 20 years of this shit on the site…you gotta expect me to get old, bitter and tired…especially with the shit pay, no benefits, impending retirement with no Pension…

Reddit, despite becoming a PUBLIC COMPANY, is the biggest porn site on the internet, thanks to people using it to promote their onlyfans, and having more success than TWITTER….an already public company…so it makes you wonder why sites like this can’t get ads because we’re porn, yet sites like Reddit get to buy Serena Williams nice gifts thanks to her husband owning the biggest porn site on the internet….

This girl GODDESS NIKKI gets paid by people like you to pose with her strap on, probably humiliate you and tell you how worthless you are, and you make like that CUCK beta shit….

To me it’s just hilarious….and fucking weird…and an even weirder niche…

Posted in:Strap On

2022

15

Feb

Domestic Terrorists have A Dance Off and Other Videos of the Day

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Asmr Gone Nuts

Violent Protestors Giving Cops Dangerous Roses on Valentine’s Day

Why be so Divisive? Low frequency trash indoctrinated by the media.

NAZIS HUGGING POLICE WHILE SINGING THEIR NAZI SONG – THE NATIONAL ANTHEM…

Remember Celebs are Full of Shit..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you ever dreamt of moving onto a private island to create a superior race in your image with a harem of hot women with loose morals because it takes a village to raise your army of children in your image….NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME…

You know, society is imploding on itself, from every single angle and it’s fucking weird to witness…

Nothing that a remote HAREM won’t fix…but that may be the early moves of starting a cult, which would be awesome, but is a good way to get yourself BLOWED the FUCK UP…

Either way, an old man’s allowed to dream…like Neil Young’s It’s a Dream now available on Spotify because that CUCK was fucking bullshit….

Here are some stepLINKS…

McKayla Maroney on Valentine’s Day…
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Courtney Stodden Don’t Want NO Short Dick Man…Damn…
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Nude Model PAU Posing
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Rams Safety Taylor Rapp Proposed to His Girlfriend on the Field After Winning the Super Bowl
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Julia Fox Dumps Kanye After His Ad Campaign for his New Album Everyone Fell For
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Zendaya and her Sea Shells
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Karen Gets Pepper Sprayed
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Monster Size Comparison Using 3D Animation!
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Karens in the Wild…
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Amateur Move in the Gym
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If You Like Cam Girls, Support Cam Girls!
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2022

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day and if you’re reading this and you aren’t, since no one reads this ever, especially not on Valentine’s Day… you are either some miserable alone fuck, busy getting your fuck on with all the willing and lonely ladies out there who can’t find better options than you, because the actual good options are out with higher quality pussy…which I doubt….or in a relationship pretending to be in love and not annoyed…..

I guess Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year where the single hotties feel compelled to have a girlfriend experience, or feel some intimacy, so they crawl out of the woodwork and put their IUDs to work.

This puts the fatties who think they’re hot because they get laid all the other nights of the year when the hotties can’t be bothered…because it’s not the most romantic day of the year they crave being cummed in…..they mistake dudes willing to fuck them with being desireable…FATTY LOGIC…right…

I figure if it’s a hook-up culture generation of open relationships and fucking everyone because sex is cool…be sex positive bro…they don’t need to bother fucking at all…you know when it’s all available at all times…why fucking bother….something your thirsty ass probably doesn’t understand….

So this shit just gets in the way of sitting on the couch watching TV, being programmed by the sonic warfare streaming platforms that hypnotize us….It gets in the way of being left the fuck alone to live that second life in the metaverse or Red Dead Redemption role playing a post Civil War army regiment…I’m talking to you 75th Battalion…..or it gets in the way of your foot fetish…because the girls on the internet you buy feet pics from pretend to like you…while real girls aren’t just see you as the creep that you are….EVEN ON VALENTINE’S DAY…when you choose loneliness because you can’t be bothered celebrating commercial holidays, not because everyday is full of love, but because everyday is empty and alone…..so it’s better to just pretend love doesn’t exist and jerking off is the best it gets…

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Meet Orylan – The Model who Triggered Ben Shapiro
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Abella Danger Does a Valentine’s Day Shoot
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Bella Hadid Hot in Mesh
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Suzy Cortez Accuses Messi’s Wife of Being “Madly Jealous” of Him
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Megan Fox Big Cleavage Top
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Molly Rainford’s Big Cleavage
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Valentine’s Day Starter Pack
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Valentines Day Memes
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Jordyn Jones Posing with Cake
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Paulina Gretzky’s Hot Body
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Dolphin Jumps onto a Boat
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20 Great Life Hacks
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Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz Made Heart Shaped Pizza
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Katherine Webb’s Hot Streak Continues
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Cheater on Who Wants to be a Millionaire!
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How Stunt Actors Pull Off Falls
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Love at First Sight Prank
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Julia Fox Dumps Kanye After his Awesome Rants
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Leighton Meester in a New Movie – Here’s the Trailer
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Before and After Plastic Surgery
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Mini Van Drives over Terrifying Bridge
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Ciara is All Tied Up
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Looking into Barbara Palvin’s Wardrobe
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Rams WR Van Jefferson and His Wife Welcomed a Baby Hours After Winning the Super Bowl
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Diving Off Obstacles
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Inventions That Make Life Easier
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Scares and Fails Compilation
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Dr Dre Put 7 Million Dollars Into Super Bowl Act
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Miranda Kerr at the Superbowl
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Nude Model Maria Kn’s Nude Shoot!
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Playboy Model Gets Off to her Own Pics
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Paige Spiranac Picks the Super Bowl Winner with the Boobs
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Cake Fail
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Kodak Black Gets Shot Outside a Bieber Party
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Looking into NYC RAT Problems
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Phone Snatches in Africa Get Caught
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Ivan Reitman – Dead
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Instagram Models for Valentine’s Day
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Lucia Javorcekova Took a Dip in a See Through Dress
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Escaping a Drive By Shooting
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IG Model on the Tennis Court being Awesome
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Dragons at Work
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The Thong Compilation
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Rachel Bush and Tiana Musarra Teamed Up Again, This Time for the Super Bowl
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Daddario Legs
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Anne Winters in a Hot Shoot
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Sabrina Carpenter Tight Dress
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Selena Gomez on Set
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Nicole Scherzinger BOOBS in a Dress
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Chrishell Stause Big Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Hot on her Birthday
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Zoe Kravitz in Elle Titty
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Lauren Norvelle Photoshoots
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Maddie Ziegler in a Pink Dress
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Euphoria Girls in the Cut
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Frida Aasen in a Photoshoot
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Halle Bailey Cleavage
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Megan Fox Tight Top
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Ashley Greene in a Titty Top
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Ashley Greene Cleavage
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Flexi Puss
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This is What Prostitution Really Looks Like
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Hot Body Naked Chick
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What Happens in Hotels
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Pierced Clits
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Ass Spreader
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CHECK OUT THESE BUTTS
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Busty Cam Girl
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Fingers and Things
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Milf Boob Jiggle
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When Grannies Attack
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Naked Eva is Hot
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Hot Body Reveal
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What the Fuck Japan
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HOLY SHIT TITTY FLASH
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Fingers!
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20 People having a Shitty Day
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Pillow Fucker!
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6 Drinks Into the Night
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Booty Spreading….
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Waterfall Masturbation
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This is a Hot Amateur
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Spread Ass
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Bench Pussy
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Licking the Pussy
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Face Sitting
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Hotty in the Shower
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Big Ass Twerk
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Neona Nude Model
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Dil Do Dil Don’t!
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Car Fucker
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Fitness Pussy!
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2022

14

Feb

Britney Spears Valentine’s Day Dance Show of the Day

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Britney Spears wants you to have a Happy Valentine’s Day motherfuckers…so get to it…and start making love to this video of her because it’s about as good as it gets for you….with COVID coupled with not getting laid before COVID….you can’t take advantage of all the desperados out there because they’re already getting banged out by multiple people on the regular, even the fatties…because the culture doesn’t lack available sex but your LIFE does…and that’s ok…because you can still jack off to Britney like you always have…something never change.

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2022

14

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Support our healthcare workers…buy their nudes…

I guess the PANDEMIC isn’t officially over yet, even if it should be according to me, because I am an expert in PUBLIC HEALTH as you may or may not know….and in being an expert in PUBLIC HEALTH, mainly from licking toilets and being forced to deal with the consequences of getting PUBLIC TOILET created health issues….but yeah, the nurses, still heroes, still producing smut to compensate for not being paid enough, and without the 1940s style nurse uniforms, but rather the orderly scrubs, I have a hard time finding it hot…I just think of bodily functions and bodily fluids and NOT the good kind…

I do like seeing professional hard working people moonlight as sex workers…its funny…and you can jerk off to it…far easier than a typical medical procedure you’d be getting when you see scrubs coming your way, which could be more embarrassing or scary….so keep the smut for the internet…and keep the hospitals for treating the sick and dying…or some shit….

These nurses are wild. It’s as if the pandemic made them crazy in the right way.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

14

Feb

Stella Hudgens Lingerie of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens less impressive sister. That’s not to say Vanessa Hudgens is that impressive, which is probably why Stella hates being compared to her as the less successful mooch version, but the execs didn’t want to buy her, but rather wanted to buy her sister…

Like all rich kids with famous siblings, you know they feel like shit about themselves all the time, but pretend they don’t when getting the perks from being the celeb sibling…whether it’s the VIP access to parties, maybe the free trips, maybe it’s access to the JET…you know…not a terrible place to be, famous without doing anything…but people who are in it appreciate nothing…so to her, she’s always in the shadows…which is unfortunate beause she’s the one with the big sloppy natural tits…

Anyway, like all the other whores of her generation, rich or not, influencers or not, brand friendly or not…she’s just so into sex, or porn, or monetizing her slutty content that like all girls she’s capable of producing, thanks to the whole having tits….so she’s launched an ONLYFANS….

I guess she’s trying to build up her audience the easy way, while cashing in on everyone who’s wanted to see her tits, only instead of doing it through leaked nudes like her sister, she’s doing it on her own…

Makes you wonder if she’s a victim of abuse, or maybe she’s just really into being on camera and jerked off to….

With all the OnlyFans girls, they partner up with a management company to do all the dirty work…

So the people paying for images captioned things like for the clickbait..

do you like it when i’m bent over like this?

or

treat me like your doll

or

what’s our safe word?

or

here to please you

You know clickbait to get you to pay to SEE what she’s actually doing….you know she didn’t write that out.

You should also know that if she’s answering your messages, or is sexting you, it isn’t HER, but rather the team of Indians at the call center doing it….IT IS ABOUT THE UPSELLS, the TIPS, that’s where the real suckers show up…

The point is, these whores are whores due to laziness and because they feel good about themselves knowing people will pay to see their tits…even though they are just tits…and the fact that this is normal, accepted, brand friendly behavior…just girls having fun…is why society is fucking falling..

You turn yourself into a product, a sex object, your soul dies, as any retired stripper or whore you know who is still alive…BROKEN people man…doing BROKEN things for money…and I’m all for it….MAKE all these whores official whores…because that’s how I already viewed them based on everything they’ve ever put out to the universe…and I am not mad at the tits…I like the tits…and want to see all the tits I can…

I just find it a weird societal trend of emptiness…and that’s too bad..and the SICK thing in all this is that she probably made 1,000,000 dollars on this shit already, even though she only launched today….for shitty lingerie selfies…

There used to be excitement in seeing this shit, because it wasn’t so gratuitous…now it’s just fucking everywhere….making it boring, but I’m still looking….girls producing smut they think people are hot…when you don’t need to be doing that….is just pretty fucking empty and sad really….I like my nudes to be done out of the goodness of their soul, for romance, as real people….not some bullshit contrived generic DISNEY kid version of a SEXT…seriously…

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2022

14

Feb

Supersized Booty Can’t Find Love of the DAy

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I just saw some insane story on some RUPERT MURDOCH owned publication about this “influencer” that can’t find love because people are scared of her booty….which I think totally misses the mark…because dudes are probably scared of the kind of person who would mutilate themselves to look like a giant pile of lumpy shit in an era where ugly girls are able to make themselves look like hot pornstars…without being fucking swamp creatures about it….I mean the fake asses, the injections, all that aren’t hot to me in any way, I can’t stand that look….so if you make it worse, more comical, it misses the fucking mark on boners…not to say that I couldn’t suffocate on this monstrous thing for the story, I just wouldn’t really be that into it…and for whatever reason over the top clown breast implants are far more appealing and comedic and if you’re going to get em, go big… than this gutter ass injections that make a bitch look like Roseanne shat her pants…in the 90s…

This shit has to be a parody, an art project, or just serious dysmorphia, but we do live in a world where dudes cut their dicks off to be hotter chicks than this, so I guess ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE…if you’re mentally disturbed enough….

If you don’t think evil is hard at work, or that the demons are winning, you’re not looking at these lumpy ass that’s been photoshopped properly..

When obese girls take their fat out of their gut and get it injected in their ass like a Kardashian….weird things happen….this ain’t body positivity, she was probably better just being a fat chick, instead of being a fat chick with a clown ass….

The insanity in all this is that she’s got 2 million followers…meaning people are into this shit….what a fucked up world…her name NATASHA CROWN and I don’t think her ass is what intimidates people, but rather what REPULSES them or repulses me because clearly dudes are jerking off to this weirdness.

Posted in:BIG MONSTER

2022

14

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Underboob of the Day

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I thought that Elizabeth Hurley had fully thrown in the towel on existing in public, maybe they retired her host body and everything we’ve seen of her was from the archives, some backlog catalog, or maybe it was CGI…her son in a bikini using an ELIZABETH HURLEY filter…the tech exists, I can get AR filters made for under $5k which may be more than I can afford for a DrunkenStepfather filter, that turns your face into a herpes ridden mouth from all the dirty pussy you’ve eaten, not quite the badge of honor Michael Douglas has from eating dirty pussy, because you know his dirty pussy was hot passed around pussy, while my dirty pussy was just sad….

As it turns out, she was in a Christmas movie and still looked good, which was weird, but makes me believe she’s real…which is a hard thing to do in this era of everything feeling very fake because humans are all medicated non humans now…

It is possible that her host body was replaced with her younger clone body that she’s been growing in Steve Bing’s storage locker…and this is the new old her…because it doesn’t make scientific sense….WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO ROT….but this tits are still round and hardly granny-like and I find that all VERY SUSPICIOUS..

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2022

14

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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I always like to shit on MILFS because I think moms should be moms, the kids need their moms, and not sexual beings on the fucking internet posting nudes for money or attention…it’s like grow up woman, you have kids now, save the sex for once a month with your husband who you raise your kids with because that’s the Christian way….instead of looking like some stripper trying to pay the bills after not having enough money or the health to get an abortion…

Just because ladies have phones with cameras doesn’t mean they need to post their nudes online to try to monetize…save it for the dudes you sext, why mass market that shit….

Is it because they are aging and have a shorter window of opportunity, or more of a THROW in the towel on decency because they are sexual beings about to expire….I don’t know…

But the reality is, I should focus on what’s imporant, and that is that they’ve all been CREAMPIED..at least once…BAD LADIES!

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