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2022

13

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger Ripped in a Bikini of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s doing some dumb fucking dance on the beach because these idiots try to make compelling content for their pervert fans, so they do it in bikinis for the views, but need some bullshit excuse to make it seem less shameless so they flail their arms around like they are on some mystical journey of looking like a fucking retard.

I thought she was a stripper dancer who took BURLESQUE to the mainstream, which probably pissed off a lot of fatties into the whole goth rockabilly look…with their Betty Page haircuts for their weekly shows at the local dive bar for about 30 or less people….YOU KNOW…some Vegas stripper looking bitch TOOK their hustle and made 100s of millions of dollars with it…all while possibly having a dick…in an era before that was cool.

She’s in her 40s now, cancelled her Pussy Cat doll reunion tour, which probably upset the other girls, who are her back-up dancers and likely not nearly as rich as this breakout star…and the whole thing is a giant plastic surgery to fuck pile of cheap looking, but expensive bullshit…ENJOY.

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2022

13

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Being into tits, because I am a dude and tits are really the only thing that interests me besides vagina…I am a simple perverted creeepy motherfucker and I don’t have hobbies…so my interests are pretty fucking laser focused…but being into tits means that I am into girls flashing their tits…and girls need social pressure from other girls to dive into the titty flashing…so some clever motherfucker invented the titty drop and in doing that they made a game out of titty flashing…and as the world eases up on slut shaming…even the normals are flashing their tits…it’s the DEMOCRATIC….CAPITALIST….way….as a FREE person…you are able to titty flash for the internet without judgement from your peers…but judgement from me because half of the titty drops I see make me laugh….while the others are amazing.

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2022

13

Jan

Cynthia Nixon Non Binary Sex of the Day

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Cynthia Nixon is a real life lesbian, I almost wrote MEXICAN, but that’d be racist to the MEXICANS, since they don’t want some pasty ass ginger appropriating their PASSPORT, even though I am sure there are thousands of pasty ass gingers who are mexican, because RACIST AMERICANS don’t realize that MEXICO is an industrialized country and that MEXICO has people of all ethniciitis…and not just some SANCHO working the tortilla stand…with his Moustache and Sombrero…you know the ICON the WHITE AMERICANS WHO THINK THEY ARE WOKE use for their CINCO DE MAYO EVENTS…

DOn’t you love that I am so retarded / A.D.D. that I’m here talking about Mexicans and Mexican racism, when I’m posting some Cynthia Nixon, a LESBIAN, who plays a MARRIED woman on TV, that is APPROPRIATION as they only want people who are of that category playing the role of people in said category….remember when Jared Leto played a TRANNY, despite him possibly being a TRANNY, I mean he does have very feminine features…..the world went MENTAL….HOW DARE THEY…..meanwhile transgenders are winning Golden Globes instead of women but in the women category….SLIPPERY SLOPE..

Anyway, Cynthia Nixon, who I’ve never done a post on before apparently, is fucking a NON BINARY in the show, the NON BINARY reminds me of most lesbians I’ve met, but let them do their whole GENDERLESS speech that sounds like a bad, childish COLLEGE presentation…since I don’t give a fuck about any of that CUT THEIR TITS OFF weirdness..

The point of the story is that here’s some 50-60 year old TITS on TV…being progressive as she simulates sex with this character to make sure the WOKE agenda is properly respected for their fan base, otherwise what would people do…I mean imagine if Cynthia Nixon just fucked another chick like she does in life…THAT isn’t woke enough….gotta keep shit modern and this is what they consider modern….

I ain’t jerking off to it…BUT you might.

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2022

13

Jan

Frida Aasen is a Hot Model of the Day

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Frida Aasen is a hot long torsoed model who came out of nowhere as far as I’m concerned, and who I forget exists, because the internet is full of slutty content I can keep track of the mid range even if they are hotter than the famous ones….but every once a while their slutty content that I guess is expensive slutty content and not because they have some dude managing their only fans that they sext out of…but because brands pay a bitch a high day rate…while allowing her to not feel like a prostitute because there are levels to models and a level to escorts…not all models are whores, not all whores are models, but there’s a fuck of a lot of grey area…..that determines which category a half naked selfie on instagram falls into.

If you are wondering what kind of dick Frida Aasen commands, you can check out her HIS INSTAGRAM where you will se that he is based in Monaco, a tax haven for the rich, is the CEO of a ROYAL YACHT but he also founded Neat Burger …a Vegan Burger Restaurant…GROSS…but pretty relevant in today’s “MEAT IS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT” propaganda that wants you eating estrogen producing protein sources….he’s got 7 Locations…but most importantly…he has unprotected sex with some of the best arm candy around…and she gets to hang out on YACHTS even though she could probably do that without him…since she’s hot as shit.

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2022

13

Jan

Face Looks Innocent Body Looks Slutty Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

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Upskirt Time

Figure Skating Booty

No Bra Challenge

Man VS Pedo Statue at BBC

Tiktok Dance

TikTok Bikini Time

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2022

13

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am reeling in despair, you know one of those hard to wake up because I experienced the darkest of times yesterday….no, not the COVID crisis being crazier here than basically anywhere, including Australia, where it’s real fucking crazy….an not the whole questioning my existence asking myself WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE….or WHAT DO I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE BECAUSE THERE MUST BE MORE THAN THIS….or WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS…

I am reeling n despair because I went to the grocery store, you know my favorite ESSENTIAL SERVICE to creep on bitches in a pandemic that made everyone scared of each other…and I only saw one hot young bitch in leggings, but her coat…HER FUCKING COAT…went to her knees…

WHAT IS THE POINT OF GOING ON LIVING…when the one thing I look forward to…EVERYDAY SLUTS DOING MENIAL ERRANDS IN SLUTTY OUTFITS…didn’t even work out for me..

I know….

Tragic.

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Torrie Wilson is Surprising Herself Without a Top
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Karen does Witchcraft in thee Nude Shoot
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John Elway and Peyton Manning to compete for Broncos ownership
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Two Florida Women Were Arrested for Throwing Glitter at a Man During an Argument!
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Memes, Memes and More Memes!
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Crazy Scene Unfolds at a Supercross Race After a Female Fan Flashed Her Boobs in the Stands
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300 Doctors VS Joe Rogan for his Truth Bombs they Say Are MISS INFORMATION aka the Hottest Slut of 2021
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Worst Fails on Snow
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Robots Solve Rubik’s Cube in under 1 second
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Caged Parrot Learns to Fly
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Polar Bears Playing in Ice Tub
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Just an Important Animated Comparison of the World’s Tallest Statues
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

13

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines got me in that Tropical state of mind…I’m over here fucking a snowman that I built because she’s got hot tits cuz I built her…which isn’t too impressive to th people in the park watching me…as I appreciate the cold on my dick because it allows me to feel…not that I have an actual dick, but it’s as good a dick as I’ll ever have…when really I should be jerking off in a tropical bush, maybe a HIBISCUS BUSH, in some tropical place as bitches run around nude..to not get the tanlines, even though tanlines are coveted, desireable, and clearly marketable cuz they HIGHLIGHT the good parts….so as I fuck inanimate ICY objects to death….I’d rather be wrist deep in a TANLINE….and if I put that out to the universe…IT WILL HAPPEN.

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2022

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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You gotta wonder about the world…

They put out dark and evil content that the normies can’t handle, or understand, so they just lose their fucking minds when consuming it…

For example, porn…porn for a degenerate disenfranchised, cynical, perverted sense of humor, weirdo like myself…is jokes…I can watch it and take it for what it is…and not use it as a guidebook in romance…PORN IS NOT MY FIELD GUIDE….but the normies man, when they hopped onto porn, they got overly excited by it, loved talking about it, some started producing it, then LOTS started producing it, and just like that…no not Sarah Jessica Parker’s new old show….but JUST LIKE THAT….no BIG who no one fucked with for years got cancelled in 13 minutes from being in that show…but YEAH…just like that…we’re amongst degenerates who don’t even know how they got there, why they got there, but are too busy putting things in their assholes to keep the dopamine flowing….

I am old enough to remember when porn repulsed respectable ladies….I am old enough to remember exposing people to porn for the first time….I am old enough to remember bringing normal girls to stripclubs…and they ALL freaked out over it…but here we are….and they ALL want to get in on some of that money….

I am old enough to remember my first AVN awards in VEGAS where the fans were what you’d EXPECT from a porn fan in the year 2000….not some mainstream thing…and it’s fucking weird…because SOCIETY can’t support this many perverts…

But where there are perverts, there are credit cards and girls who want to give the perverts hat they want, so now girls are fucking whores, and not in my traditional misogynistic way…THEY ARE ACTUALLY selling sex….NORMIES…and even if that collapses the moral code of society…I am pretty happy I’ve got to witness this weird fucking twilight zone episode that is OUR internet life…

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Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are Engaged
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Bella Thorne Rolls One Up Topless!
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Sailor Brinkley Cook in a Red Hot Bikini
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Kate Upton Leggy in Shorts
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Kendall Jenner’s Tight Pants
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Jenga Gets Violent
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Adele Talking Snakes
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Bella Hadid on Set for Victoria’s Secret
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Crazy Scene Unfolds at a Supercross Race After a Female Fan Flashed Her Boobs in the Stands
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Compilation of Low Flying Jets
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Kanye Says He’s Meeting Putin
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Crazy Car E-Brake at 230 KM/H
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Fun…
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Joey King’s New Movie has a Trailer
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Hotties Showing Off their Long Legs
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Hannah Leiner Takes Her Golf Club to the Beach
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Sting Ray VS Crabs
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Jamie Lynn Spears on Britney’s Conservatorship
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Disney Park Pianist Does a “HOLD MY BEER”….
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Cami Mendes Hits the Beach
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Rams Sign Retired Safety Eric Weddle Days Before the Playoffs Start
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Larry Enticer Jumps Over a School Bus
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The Beanie Baby Bubble of the 90s
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Look Inside the Statue of Liberty
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How 2022 is Going….the meme
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Loren Grey’s Skincare Routine
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No, Kodak Black Was Not Having Sex in a Luxury Box at a Florida Panthers Game
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Daughter’s Dad Joke Doesn’t Sit Well with Mom
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Sleeping on Girl’s Lap Prank
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Weight on the Treadmill
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sandy on the Beach
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Old Footage of People Failing to Fly
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Model Sabrina on a Muscle Car
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Kelly Stafford Has a Plea for Rams Fans Ahead of Playoff Game
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Chelsea Handler Celebrates in the Woods with Weed, Vodka an Bikinis
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Gerber Has Tools for Any Occassion – Check it Out!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Bella Hadid in Victoria’s Secret
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Peyton Roi List Cleavage..
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Cami Mendes in a Beach Shoot
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Jenna Ortega in a Shoot
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Pam Anderson is Out to Dinner
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Emma Watson in Vogue
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Syd Sweeney in a Photoshoot
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Lindsay Vonn in a Pant Suit
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Candace Cameron in Pants
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Kenall Jenner Leggings!
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Vanessa Hugens in a Sweatsuit
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Madison Beer in Big Jeans
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Ashley Benson in Jeans
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Katherine McNamara in a Photoshoot
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Rihanna at a Restaurant
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Big Dreams!
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Hot Amateur Liraley
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Boobie Jiggle….
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Pussy Eating Train….
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NO CHANCE!
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Butthole Flash
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Pink Naked with Dildo
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Squirter
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Public Beach Fuck
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Fuck Machine an the Wand
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Amateur Fuck
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On the Beach…
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Amateur Fuck
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Vagina Art…
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Demi Rose’s Bare Booty
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Neon Thigh Highs
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Lip Battle…
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Naked Dildo Fights…
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Booty Twerk…
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Dildo Fuckdown…
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Medical Strip
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Tight Grip
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Sneaker Girl…
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Girls Having Fun
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Quench Your Thirst…
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Dildo Dropping
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Handcuff Spray!
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2022

12

Jan

Irina Shayk Ass and Titties of the Day

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Irina Shayk is in some thong outfit…Gross, right?

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2022

12

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Girls can be such bitches…you know bragging about how hot they are, or how they workout and believe in producing smut around their fitness because that’s the whole point of fitness…ALL at the expense of girls who aren’t fat…forced to look on and say “what a bitch showing off that she works out, doesn’t she know that working out makes a bitch manly, enjoy your biceps bitch, now pass me a damn cookie”….because the fat girls forced to look at fitness chicks with disgust still get laid cuz dudes are perverts who will fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY…

The point of the story is letting fat fucks rule your life and give you health advice should NEVER be taken seriously…unless it’s me saying NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…because NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…at least not in my internet metaverse that is this site…in real life..I’ll fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY….

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