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2022

05

Jan

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring of the Day

Is your most important life achievement making a girl squirt, not realizing she just peed on you, so your adonis don juan lover ego a little overinflated, maybe you overshot it a bit, since motherfucker you just got peed on….

Well, Bella Thorne has the vibe that she gets peed on ALL the time by her porno friends, because that’s what the young folk are into and she is the cultural leader of the future generation…bred by Disney…molested her entire youth…now addicted to all things sex…text book really…but I don’t care what makes the girl an exhibitionist with her tits out, I just like the tits out…and if this one can do it while making that mainstream money…and that ONLYFANS porn money…she’s actually mastered that coveted grey market area we’ve all wanted since the dawn of time cuz when you are flagged porn, there’s no getting out…but when you are mainstream into porn…you can stay mainstream….making her a fucking hero…

Is she the person behind her hustle, is this corporate interest gaming the audience, who fucking knows….or cares…she’s got tits and I like tits.

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2022

05

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I saw the CNN or some other propagandist was finally pushing “Health and Wellness is actually a great way to deal with COVID”….

In a giant fuck you to anyone who said “the old and fat and sick are dying of this shit”….this entire time because some people look at the numbers, the DATA, and don’t just trust some puppet on TV or some angry mom scared of a virus screaming “TRUST THE SCIENCE” in the most ignorant fucking way…..

So instead of pushing supplements, vitamin D, some IVERMECTIN, workout MANDATES and access to HEALTHY foods, they just pushed an experimental shot that got us no where, people are sicker than EVER…thanks LIARS…

Fat fucks are still on social media mad at a fit Joe Rogan for being fit and able to survive covid without shitty vaccines that are making people sick…

It’s fucking nuts…

Now I realize that working out is a pain in the ass, it takes effort, as does eating well, and you’d have to be crazy to be into “health and wellness” shit…some kin of over achiever…but if you’re not into it, like I am not into it, you can’t have the people who are healthy locked up because you’re unhealthy and scared…YET that’s what is happening in Canada…and it’s weird..

Now I realize that working out sucks, being healthy sucks and that you’ve chosen your die prematurely cuz it’s easier….but that doesn’t mean you can’t look at chicks doing healthy shit being hot…since my MANTRA or Life Philosophy is one of “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…

Stop listening to sick, gross, monstrous looking people disguised as health workers….start jerking off to fit chicks.

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2022

05

Jan

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio – Lingerie Model from the pages of LUXURY lingerie brand Victoria’s Secret, unless you’re like me and think that mall brand anything is some low quality, overpriced, overrated, cheap bootleg version of actual lingerie….middle of the road, suburban, Hostess Twinkie shit….but even if you think that, which I do, the brand, up until the WOKE got to them as they are trying to rebuild after bad press with Epstein, bad press from their old perverted creative director who doesn’t like fat chicks or tranny chicks as his models, because his job description required fucking the models first, a little TEST RIDE to make sure they can pose right…

Anyway, who cares about the brand that put her on the map, we’re looking at the Portuguese girl not at her fattest in bikini, showing off her Portuguese fishing skills, because you know she jumps in and catches them with her mouth…it’s the Portuguese way….

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2022

05

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve been basically throwing raves of 1 in the grocery store for the last weeks, there’s extreme lockdowns in these parts of Canada because the VACCINE PASSPORT worked so well they had to close all the places that only vaccinated people could go…and they blame the unvaccinated for it…since they weren’t there….and as people who only interact with other vaccinated people get sick thanks to their 100 percent effective vaccine they have decided was never supposed to protect them from the virus, but reduce their symptoms, which isn’t at all the truth, but their new truth and you can’t judge a person’s own truth…”THAT IS MY TRUTH and EVEN IF IT GOES AGAINST ALL OTHER TRUTHS SINCE THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUTH…YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT OR YOU ARE A RACIST BIGOT HEATHEN TRUMPER”….

Anyway, the grocery store, the last bastion of freedom, what’s a fucking bastion, I don’t know but it sounds right…is where I go and spend hours per night….and last night, I did not see ONE single PUSSY wedgie, all these bitches have LONG coats on but luckily…THE internet delivered and PUSSY wedgies STILL exist…I was worried the trend had seen it’s end….it didn’t.

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2022

05

Jan

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

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I have been into Halle Berry’s tits for as long as I’ve known Halle Berry, they’re great….and I remember when she was married to a local Quebec model and they bought some kind of country estate thinking…I should get some scuba gear and wait at their dock until I get to see those tits in person…unfortunately, I am lazy and that never happened, but also she probably never even came here, rich people don’t use all their houses, it’s for family and other stragglers you know to keep their CARBON FOOTPRINT at insane levels while telling you to stop using STRAWS…but to use disposable masks that will end up in OCEANS killing far more than just the SEA TURTLES….

Point being, she’s old now and so am I and since black don’t crack, despite her being half white, raised in a white neighborhood and probably doing blackface harder than any white actor ever has, only it goes unnoticed because of her skin tone….and she looks pretty fucking good from this angle…tits out…big fan.

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2022

05

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that the Satanic Agenda pushed some propaganda against WEED when it was brought to America from the Mexicans, because the Satanic Agenda realized the fucking plant was from GOD and they can’t have that…and being from GOD, like the UNIVERSE, not the METAVERSE, where we are allowed to actually live freely and see and do things that inspire and fill our souls, instead of sitting on the couch with googles on faking our way through life by not actually getting off the fucking couch, only the PLANT VERSION….

If weed keeps people connected to their soul, then it’s hard to push propaganda on them….if weed reduces symptoms of basically 1000 different ailments, including reducing the spread of CANCER, and the thing can be grown in the backyard with no real attention or effort, that throws a HUGE fucking wrench in the SPOKE of the BIG PHARMA bike that wants to keep you sick…

So the whole weed being illegal is just another attack on your freedoms, luckily, they figured out ways to monetize on it, or they are non-weed smokers and don’t realize that weed doesn’t make people dumber, it makes them more conscious….if they knew that they’d never allow it…instead they thought it would just make a society of NETLIX and CHILLERs in their PODS eating BUGS…

Either way, they’re rolling it out in legal form, they probably lace with other chemicals to keep everyone mindless and half retarded so they remain on the receiving end of their bullshit…BUT AT LEAST IT IS LEGAL….as long as you are vaccinated…

Here are girls posing with weed cuz they think weed is a cool prop or some shit..

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2022

05

Jan

Gabrielle Union Bikini of the Day

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I don’t post black girls in bikinis because I am trying to make some quota on PEOPLE OF COLOR and I do dumb shit like base everything on a person’s race, because I don’t give a fuck about the color of the skin or the plight of their people…or the Caucasians can be Africans or Mexicans while black people or brown people can be 10th generation americans….the whole race thing is a whole load of shit…USE my ancestors victimhood on myself like it affected me cuz some criminal got killed by a cop….fucking make your own life choices…anyone can be whatever they want to be and I choose to be an ignorant, non-woke, pervert who has always posted girls of all ethnicities because I find them fucking hot…especially when half naked…the only issue is that they don’t find me hot…and having never gone black so I could NEVER come back….but that was due to REVERSE RACISM, those girls not interested in broke as fuck degenerate…so who’s the fucking BIGOT now motherfuckers…that’s right…every ethnic girl…and WHITE GIRL….DISGUSTED BY ME…

I’m here for the bikinis, not the politics surrounding a fucking tan….and all you freaks making life about race, need to fuck off, we’re all god’s people, of the HUMAN race….stop being petty pieces of shit…and REMEMBER the old addage…the DARKER the berry the SWEETER the fruit, not that I’ll ever know, which could be a good thing, you know cuz of my DIABETES..

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2022

05

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know how many of these WETSPOTS are vaccine induced miscarriages, but I’ll assume a few of them are, because when you’ve got a wet spot on your panties, the people of the internet need to see it….but then again, people who post content of themselves on the internet tend to overshare and try to get sympathy and attention, so their vaccine induced miscarriages, that they would never call a vaccine induced miscarriage, for fear of admitting the vaccines they were scammed into taking actually deposit the nano particles in the ovaries….would mean NO MORE abortions and by the shit I see on the internet…that would be a fate worse than death for some of these people….activists…etc…

The point of the story is that people made infertile don’t care that they are infertile, they didn’t want those pesky kids anyway, but it makes having ABORTION anniversaries on instagram…pretty challenging…

I am trying to not talk about the vaccines around here…2022 resolutions….that I’ve already failed on….oh well….might as well go down with the fucking ship and keep on alienating you SPIKE PROTEIN PRODUCING non-human fucks.

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2022

05

Jan

What’s this about and Other Videos of the Day

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Vaccinated Girl Mad at the Lockdowns…

Quebec Girls Raging on a Charter Flight to Cancun….DURING COVID TIMES…OH NO

No Bra in Public Challenge

Australia Doesn’t Believe in Medical Exemptions

What’s Your Secret Talent

Fishing in the Bahamas!

Leg Day!

Surfing Zipline

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2022

05

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am a firm believer in ignoring the whole COVID thing especially now that it is what everyone around here talks about….”oh the cases”….”oh the boosters”…..”oh the unvaccinated”….”oh the curfews”….”oh the lockdowns”….it’s like people are really fucking into it…still debating over it…still buying into it…or now realizing they’ve been part of the biggest fraud and possibly biggest crime against humanity…and I’m like “WE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS”….

I mean if we all just treated this shit like the cold or flu, letting the weak ones die off, instead of this whole buying into fear shit, because fear will ultimately kill you, and being scared of dying, clearly makes you stop living, and not living is fucking boring.

If I have to watch another bullshit NETFLIX series that doesn’t fucking matter, or that isn’t even good….like last night I watched some Billy Crystal has Alzheimers and dates Tiffany Haddish bullshit that made me want to kill myself…I mean…if everything we are exposed to makes us want to kill ourselves…why not just go back to fucking normal and let nature kills us like it is SUPPOSED TO…

BUT YEAH…I don’t want to be talking about COVID here, I want to talk about how perverted society is thanks to the internet and BOREDOM….because that other shit is depressing and fuck depressing things….they usually put in more effort because they hate fucking life and the fucking is the only hope of a dopamine release they’ve got!

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Invicta FC Fighter Yaya Rinco?n Shared Some Good News About Her OnlyFans
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Model in Paris in Lingerie
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TikTok Star Addison Rae Brings You Energy Drinks
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Formula 1 Driver Lando Norris Goes Instagram Official With a Smoking Hot Portuguese Model
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Steven Segal Doing Aikido
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Shoplifter Gets Left Behind
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Uber Passenger Calls Driver “GAY” which is Now the Worst Insult You Can Make….I guess…
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Chris Evans to Play Gene Kelly
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Car Crash on the GoPro
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The Weeknd Wants 22 Million for his LA Penthouse
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We Love Cam Girls – YOU should too
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