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2021

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would rather be writing about dirty hooker sex I had with a vaccinated street whore to see if it made my dick fall off…assuming it hasn’t already fallen off…but instead I am frustrated seeing otherwise smart people, be such idiots, is pretty fucking disappointing….

I didn’t have much hope for humanity, but seeing people so brainwashed they are lining up to kill themselves, is on a level of crazy.

I don’t care if people have COVID burnout and aren’t interested in talking about it, or if they are just pretending that Covid isn’t happening and that their new life is pretty normal so they can stop talking covid, but the truth remains, the powers that be are still controlling the people through COVID…so you can’t really pretend shit’s not going on…IT IS GOING ON…

Most vaccinated people I know weren’t scared of COVID, but just got the shot because they thought they should…so they could have just not got the shot and been as unafraid of the virus….but no…they had to comply…

Not one vaccinated person I know who does fear covid can explain why any of the measures make any sense, since they don’t….

If you have the vaccine then why you scared, why is it only the unvaccinated who aren’t scared of this shit? Is it their pure blood that gives them balls?

Now I don’t care if people get the shot, if they think it’s best for them, even though so many reports tell you DO NOT DO IT…you’re a big boy, you call your own shot..

But the VACCINE passports, this segregation, is not going to end well for ANYONE and it’s already rollled out here…

People actually believe that they’ll drop it, after investing in it, they won’t make it more robust or more aggressive to control you.

Then there’s the people who say shit like “I don’t do anything wrong, let them track me”…which was the same attitude people had with their iphones and social media accounts..

FUCK people…that’s an attack on freedom, whether you’re a good person or not…we don’t need to check in with people to make sure we’re allowed to move freely.

I grew up without a dad, I don’t have a boss, I do this shit idependently and badly….but NOT answering to anyone is the dream…

YET HERE WE ARE ANSWERING TO PEOPLE….to get a slice of pizza at the fucking mall.

It’s wild….DYSTOPIA…but not nearly as cool as what they showed us in the movies…if anything it fuckign sucks.

MAYBE you should wake up and choose freedom…be a fucking cowboy man…and choose fucking freedom….

You cuck fucks..

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2021

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I live in Canada, where 99 percent of the people are complicit idiots, scared shitless of the “NEW VARIANT”….makes coughing maskless in a store pretty dangerous…

Even coughing in a mask gets people NUTTY…which is only funny to me because we’ve all been in this COVID shit for 2 years, you’d think by now people will be over it….or at least willing to die of the dumb virus instead of being scared shitless by it….

BUT NO….people are still driving alone with masks and they aren’t uber drivers….but actual people…I see latex glove shoppers…and people treat it like “that’s fine”….

It’s getting weirder and weirder out here….and not in a good way, like a free lapdance at a strip club where her shit stain left on your pant was the only pathogen you didn’t fear…..but in a WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAY…why not make it fun way…

There’s bigger shit to be scared of…..like me trying to find a Ladies night I can sneak into and get the open bar drinks by identifying as a Lady….that’s really the only good thing the WOKE has given us…the ability to get in Lady Bathrooms, Lady Sports, Lady Pants by pretending you’re a Lady and that’s interesting to them, when straight sex get turned into lesbian sex, but is still straight sex….AND LADY’S NIGHT….all the perks, and none of the periods…not bad when your penis is basically a vagina…don’t blame me…BLAME the chemicals in the water.

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2021

Dec

Madonna’s Daughter’s Hot Shoot for a Magazine of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who will always just be Madonna’s daughter, like an HIV positive diagnosis, you’re always going to be the guy with HIV even if the viral load says that you’re not….IT IS IN YOU and you can’t escape it…..

Madonna is just so heavily dialled into the whole celebrity thing and been for 45 years or more, there’s no ESCAPING it and why would you, there are so many perks to having her as your mom…access, money, lifestyle..who cares if you pave your own way, or assert yourself in the world….especially since the world’s going to end anyway….

Not to mention, society as a whole is so slutty, in part thanks to her mom, who when she released SEX and other nude photos, while doing her pervy shock value concerts fo the kids, so if you happen to be a celebrity kid, you’re already on another level from those other whores, and that’s good enough in a world of “why bothering”….because there’s a lot of “why bothering” going on…just pull the tits out and call it a day, working, hustling, especially with trust fund is just dumb.

So never Madonna, but made in Madonna’s toxic womb…and looking pretty good in this shoot to me….good enough…

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2021

Dec

Sydney Sweeney’s Got Big Titties Out of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Sydney Sweeney is her big ol’ tits…that are probably not that old but that are still big enough to make you think she must be in her 60s cuz it takes years of eating, hormone disrupting chemicals, a few pregnancies to get a bitch this busty…..

She’s one of those viral celebrities because of her big tits, who has a pretty questionable origin story, because she sort of just came out of no where and was a thing, but maybe big tits have that ability…I mean they’ve made plenty of big tit host bodies rich for just showing up…

I’ve probably seen 95% of her acting jobs because I stream through the pandemic like all the other losers who gave up on LIFE and chose “this couch is comfortable, numb my brain shitty Hollywood brainwashing hypnotizing garbage”…..

She hasn’t been good in 95% of her acting jobs….but I’m just here for the tits…So I’ll celebrate them when she decides to celebrate them because big tits are a celebration…they are the CHRISTMAS miracle we all need this DARK Christmas…

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2021

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I say the same thing about the ON/OFFs every where, because as a pervert, I have always wondered what every girl I come across looks like naked. I want to know what is under their clothes and how much work the clothes are doing do make them look like that, or in some cases, how much work the clothes are doing to make them look worse than they would look naked…because it goes BOTH ways…some girls with great tits suffocate those tits with their sports bras…while some asses that are great get hidden by a pair of ill fitting pants…where other instagram bitches are just in these MORPH SUITS sold by a Karadashian to help in the TUCK and to give the illusion they are monsters…you know how it goes…GET READY FOR THE METAVERSE SUITS fools..

Anyway, what I say is that the Vaccine Passport is totally misguided and idiotic, but people are idiots who live an idiotic life, as they do shit the TV tells them to do blindly…

So this global vaccine passport they are rolling out, I mean it’s been here for a long time now, and I know it’s not going anywhere, they’ll just make it more ROBUST…as people feel important having it, like being asked to check into a restaurant makes them feel important…which I assume the vaccine does too…and no one says “hey if we’re vaccinated why do we need to be kept from the unvaccinated, that’s weird…and no one says questions how effective the vaccines are but instead they just want to SEGREGATE the population when we should TRY to be united.

It’s DARK fucking times for everyone, but the thing to make it better…SIMPLE…use the Vaccine Passport tech for good not evil…SEEING GIRLS NAKED who you’re looking at CLOTHED…maybe even QR code to a pic dump of all their nudes…WE can build off it…you know people are slaves, complicit, half retard, hypnotized, let’s SEE the ON/OFF.

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2021

Dec

Bella Hadid vs Hailey Beiber in Underwear for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Two girls who you know think of themselves as the most important ladies in the fucking world, on the fucking social media, at all the important parties…one a popstar’s wife, the other a creepy faced monster that they pretend is the hottest shit out there, despite being the ugly sister with a dream, who made the dream come true with strategic work and an industry of groupies who don’t even bother casting talent…they just do the old fashioned “Do you know the Jenners or Kardashians…good enough for us…”

That’s all it took the brands so thirsty for clicks and sales, especially brands like Victoria’s Secret who you may remember was owned up until recently by Epstein’s financier…but I am sure the brand’s not tainted at all by that shit…NO WAY…

There’s no inside job around here, that’s just crazy talk….as we look as two unimpressive people being postured as being impressive and hot…

In this battle of the panties, Bieber is the winner, because despite both looking trans to me, she’s the lesser of the hard faces….

The good news is, as shit as pop culture and modeling has become…USE that girl over there, she’s famous…instead of human trafficking a babe from Brazil no one’s ever heard of…is just lazy…

WHO DID IT BETTER?

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2021

Dec

Britney Spears is a Nut Job of the Day

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I’ve spent some time in strip clubs, it was a hobby, a second home, they had free buffet and cheap beer with a minimal cover charge, you had to be an idiot to not pay the 8 dollars for a pitcher of beer and access to some shit food…basically the MISSION or HOMELESS SHELTER….of CHAMPIONS…

In spending time at those strip clubs, there was always at least one mental case stripper, it was back in an era where stripping wasn’t an online thing, but an in person thing, and these girls didn’t understand the internet or like the internet, but they liked the freedom of being able to still make money off loser dudes..

Anyway, there was always one stripper who would come out, eyes glazed over, make-up smudged, possibly medicated, or on drugs…and they’d just hit the stage with vengeance like they were Bruce Willis in Die Harder or whatever the sequel is called….

They would be goth, or old, or just fucking weird and they’d throw down to industrial, death metal, or fucked up electronic music and they’d rage like this, same look on their face…

I am of the school of thought that Britney is not free, that’s all horse shit, I don’t even think this is the original Britney Spears but rather some other clone, especially when I see paparazzi pics of her in Hawaii, but yet she’s at her house where she films all these freakish content pieces that remind me of a cam girl in a dungeon being told to dance by an armed guard.

There is no way that after decades of brainwashing, she’s just living life with her hired actor boyfriend…fucking lie for sure….but let’s run with it while she spins the fuck out of control

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2021

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog butts are a pose, or a trend, and what I’ve learned about women over the course of my lifetime, it is that girls will do some of the sluttiest things if they think it’s socially acceptable, or if girls they look up to are doing it first, and it becomes more of a challenge, or duty, or an pressure in their soul to step up and compete with those women, because their egos make them feel as though they can do it better, so I’m all for this girls out-slutting themselves, because it has a trickle-up effect, where that girls at the top, who would never do slutty shit, are now walking around in leggings with their labia hanging out, because that’s normal….

We may be living in hell on every aspect of our lives, but slutty girls is something I’ve always dreamt of…and now it is here.

I am convinced I will not get bored of this, desensitized to this, because I fucking love looking at ladies, it’s the best distraction around.

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2021

Dec

Alex Daddario for Yoga of the Day

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Alex Daddario is so average looking that you wonder how she broke through as an actress…maybe the reason most actors are average looking is because it allows them to take on multiple movie roles because if they were hot…they’d just be the same person in all the movies…that hot chick over there.

There would be know breaking through the actor and the character, so the hotties get thrown into the model world…the eager pushy egos who think they are hotter than they are…go into acting..

But you have to ask, why did Daddario get famous when so many other people are hotter, more interesting and more talented….then you remember she’s a rich kid, so she was likely funded and not forced to suck dick for rent money….but MOST importantly…you remember her tits are bigger than your head, and she’s skinnier than a girl who would have tits bigger than your head, and that alone is all the talent you really need to impress perverted producers…

This is some campaign for a yoga brand, that doesn’t speak to my soul because I can’t see her cunt or even her massive tits…but I’ll post it anyway cuz mid 30s duds are MY fetish…if they have big titty.

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2021

Dec

Bella Throne Christmas of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas like an agent of filth turning her Disney fanbase into a bunch of pornographers…whether it is porn consumers buying her sleazy content on her fan site like the lame perverts some probably are…which doesn’t make sense to me since there’s all kinds of available pussy out there in real life…as well as in content that’s free….but whatever…do what you gotta do…

For those who aren’t signed up paying her for the low level nudes….that aren’t even nudes but are cockteasing pics that line her pockets….they are out there thinking “great revenue stream, I can do porn too”…only they aren’t Bella Thorne with the fanbase…so they have to do shit like take a dozen dicks on cam to make 10 dollars since that nudity shit is saturated…

The point is, I like Christmas themed shoots so I’m into it.

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