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2021

14

Dec

Hilary Duff Tit in The Tub of the Day

I don’t know why industry puppet and known pervert Hilary Duff, who was used by Nickelodeon to ruin the lives of many children who watched her show, and who may still be fans of her all these years later..is in the bath doing one of the most known illuminati symbol of “cover one eye”….but we’ll just assume it’s her “Sunscreen” in her eye….SURE industry puppet…

I don’t know how dark her existence really is, or whether she goes to the exclusive hollywood sex clubs where people have their way with her like she was Hayden Panettiere…DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE RUMORS…interesting how they got scrubbed by the internet..>RIGHT ROB LOWE?

If you think I am speaking in code, I am…it’s called RETARD code…FULL retard…is how we do things here.

Now I don’t really give a fuck about STUFF BY HILARY DUFF’s STUFF…but she looks sturdy, like the kind of bitch who can take a gangbang without much resistance, I man three kids have stretched her out, but she’s also got decent musculature…

I guess she’s feeling hot, or that at 30 doesn’t mean you can’t put your tits on the internet, or 40% of your tit on the internet for attention, because you can…ESPECIALLY when you’re Hilary Duff…a huge star.

The entertainment industry and their puppets are SO exciting when they sexualize themselves…aren’t they.

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2021

14

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants aren’t the same as tight pants of the past, because they’ve basically made this second skin level of tight pants, where you can basically see how big the pussy lips are on the bitch, I know because I go to the the grocery store, it’s my only outing where I am reminded that people are fucking slaves to the narrative, in a trance, brainwashed, committed to the fucking cause, as they shop in MASK, GLOVES and FACE SHIELD…all because of OMICRON…even though they are vaccinated without actually looking into the shot, just lining up EXPERIMENTAL MEDICINE…FUCK YEAH…SIGN ME UP….I mean I didn’t even do that for 1000 dollars when I was younger and unable to find work and in need of 1000 dollars…because I am not stupid..

BUT YES, the flipside to how dumb the drones are, most I know can be broken to be on the right side of history, even if it is too late….but the flipside is that they follow all the trends of the internet, where in the event you’ve never been on the internet and this is your first foray on the internet…maybe you were in prison in some weird country for the last 30 years…I DON’T KNOW…but if you are new, TIGHT PANTS are part of the WHOREDROBE, which is the WARDROBE for WHORES…and when it’s normalized….it ends up trickling down into the SOCCER MOM world trying to pretend she’s still with it.

So, I get to see pussy DAILY and it’s not quite as fun as jerking off on a pussy, or eating a pussy, or even inserting objects in a pussy…..BUT it’s still fun…and WE LIKE FUN….YAY..

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2021

14

Dec

Bella Thorne Aint Got No Panties On of the Day

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Here’s Bella Thorne is a skimpy dress where she’s not wearing panties, because she’s just that kind of girl, you know the truth is that she probably just wants you to think she’s that kind of girl, because she’s a little too excited by sex, like some kind of porn addicted freakshow, who is just intimidatingly sexual, because there is such thing as intimidatingly sexual…

Dudes don’t realize it, they think they want a girl who is like a dog in heat at all times, where she’s just alway TINGLING in her pussy, so she’s constantly pressing it up against thing, like countertops…YOU Know…just wired to the pussy…like a dude is wired to his dick…I BLAME PORN.

I know what you’re thinking, how could that be a bad thing, we want girls horny and down to fuck at all times….well it’s just not really how nature works, so when it’s available, or forced on you, it becomes the opposite of hot to me….

I guess what I am saying is I like girls who don’t want top fuck me, giving into fucking me, in a lapse in judgement or as charity…

I don’t like girls who are FILL MY VOID OR I LOSE MY MIND…which is basically the foundation or wiring of French Canadian girls…

Balla Thorne is not French Canadian, but that doesn’t mean her pussy doesn’t look like a POUTINE…

Or that she doesn’t have a BUTT PLUG in….

WHO knows….WHO CARES!

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2021

14

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

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I just realized that I didn’t post this Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures from early November, you know, I’m a busy motherfucker not doing all that much, but if you PAID me more maybe I would try a little fucking harder, you won’t, so I’ll just wait 5 weeks to post nipples poking out of mesh tops and pussy hanging out of bikini bottoms, not that you’re anxiously waiting on the edge of your seat for middle aged models who don’t work for your favorite human trafficking brands anymore, but instead do their own thing in Miami….you know RETIREMENT….that’s where you go…especially when your native land of South Africa, where the AIDS virus used to run rampant, while now it runs rampant in the vaccinated, google it…..oh right they call it OMICRON….you dumb fucks being dumb fucks…SO DUMB…do you have brains, I don’t think you have brains, if you just tried to map out the narrative, you’d see FLAWS in the narrative….dumbo.

Oh right, Candice Swanepoel, human trafficked from South Africa to save her from AIDS, to give you her mom pussy lip and breast extracted implant, they call it an EXPLANT….BECAUSE SHE’S A GIVER….giving.

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2021

14

Dec

Zendaya Tits of the Day

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I feel like I’ve already posted pictures of Zendaya from this Interview Interview because she’s got her tits out in some weird titty shirt, because Interview is high brow people, and this is how high brow people dress….it’s ART…you know Interview magazine is Andy Warhols and you know he’s an iconic artist based on ripping off other artists…or exploiting actual artists to deliver his art that he signs…becuase art and artists have always been a scam…

NOT THAT YOU CARE…you are looking at Zendaya’s tits…that may or may not have been created in a cloning lab where the people at Disney manufacture their talent…but maybe there’s no cloning at all…just strategic mind control exercises so they behave and never go off the rails because HOW can they invest so much money in making someone a star, while not being able to control EVERY single move that star makes, because they need stars to BRAIN WASH YOU…

That’d be a conspiracy, I mean how could BILLION maybe even TRILLION dollar brands like Disney who invest heavy in research and development do something so creepy and malicious….that’d be CRAZY…it is the HAPPY place on EARTH…where are your MOUSE EARS…

Either way, they did good with Zendaya, she’s hot as she goes into “adult” roles tits first.

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2021

14

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are TITTIES too…

I am so tired of girls feeling inadequate about their tit size and not their jean size, because there seem to be a lot of fat girls out there walking around like they aren’t fat, while a lot of small tit girls are saving up to butcher their tits to insert poisonous sacks of shit in their tits, that will likely give them cancer and other horrible toxic shit, all because they think big tits are important to have..

What they don’t realize is that fake tits don’t impress anyone, it’s like leasing a car or some shit, NO ONE CARES, we only get excited by BIG natural tits on a small frame because they are RARE…and deserve to be celebrated…which is why so many big titty/natural titty girls have WON at life with their tits….

While the fake tit is a giant whatever….so just be like these girls and be proud of smaller tits, even if they don’t get as many views on your TIKTOK, they are substantially hotter than all fake tits, most big natural tits….but I am someone who like all tits…because that’s what BEING a pervert is all about….

Life is not scrolling for the best porn to cum to…it’s about adapting to what you are given and CUMMING to that…so small tits, or big tits, real tits or shitty fake tits, we as survivors can adapt…because they are all hot if you’re letting us look at them…even when they aren’t…or even when they are shitty aftermarket that I hate…they’re still tits and that overrides it all!

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2021

14

Dec

Hot Unvaccinated Pure Blooded Babes Breaking the Law and Other Videos of the Day

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Santa Gets Arrested for Breaking Covid Rules

Weird Teacher Coming Out to her Students Like it is their Business…FREAK PERVERT FUCK

BUS BRAWl

Shopping Cart Stunts…

Teachers Cash Grab For School Supplies – What Is Wrong with Society?

Customer VS McDonalds!

Chrissy Teigen Posts Nude Pics with her Kids because She’s a Pervert Monster – CHECK THE FLIGHT LOGS…

Girl Excited About her Leggings

Dude Pranks Stranger with a Feather

Politician Does Weird Burlesque Shoot

TIGHT SHORTS

Yoga Pose of the Day

Showing the Booty

Thighs Wide Shut

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2021

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am the kind of guy who would eat a girl’s ass after her morning hangover shit, even when she hasn’t wiped to the best of her ability.

I am not some shit loving, shit eating millennial, if anything, I am old school and pretend women don’t shit, because shit is waste full of e.coli and not really my kind of thing to eat for breakfast….

But my pervert male instinct outweighs my likes and dislikes..

I am a man, probably not a man with high testosterone, I’ve done some damage to the endocrine system, but my instinct as a man is to cum or want to cum in all women, you know to spread my seed and create a race of people in my image…the WORLD needs more ME….

So we should not try to use academia, or try to intellectualize to not sexualize women, because WORDS CAN’T CASTRATE ME….I am a dude and think bitches are hot….your WOMENS STUDIES words won’t bring me down….

That doesn’t mean being a dude means being a rapist, I am all for consent, but it does mean are pure and real selves are one of a thirsty pervert wanting to cum in bitches EVERYWHERE….on a BIOLOGICAL level we are programmed to be….

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CHRISTMAS MEMES!
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Thonged Chargers Fan Shoots Her Shot With Justin Herbert After Win Over Giants
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The Black List – Best Movies of 2021 that Weren’t Made
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The Man VS his Billions of Dollars in Bitcoin that he Threw Out
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Mac Jones is a Taylor Swift Christmas Guy
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Road Raging Driver VS Cyclist
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Baby Monkey Worries About the Kitten
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Package Thief Gets Baited By Amazon Box Filled With Bricks!
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2021

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think the highlight of the COVID tracking in this NEW WORLD of tracking every motherfucker until they are basically inprisoning us with…is the dude who owned the bar that collected numbers of the hot chicks…only to hit them up at a later date with some creepy messages, maybe some dick pics…

THAT is the benefit of the VACCINE PASSPORTS…let me creep on GIRLS better…

THAT’s It, I am opening a DrunkenStepfather bar, that will enforce vaccine passports on HOT chicks so that I can get their numbers to send pics of my asshole to….

YOU KNOW…romance

People tend to forget how romantic things like “Tagging Your Location” is….I mean I’ve done “experiments” back on FB and FourSquare where I’d scope out my location and FIND people who checked in.

I’d go through their profile, pick up some keypoints…maybe a Dog name or a job…”did you work here”….or “do you still have your dog RUSTY”….YOU KNOW EARN THEIR TRUST…..

The internet may be the shittiest thing to ever happen to society as a whole…

But it’s the best thing that’s happened to me…and when I become a dot com billionaire…because I will…you’ll all be happy knowing you spent 18 years reading and being inspired by my pre-billionaire. brilliance….

Now click some links or go fuck yourself…

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Bri Blvck in a Sheer Top Showing BOOB
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Olivia Wilde’s Crucifix on her Shirtless Chest
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Real Housewives Test Positive for Aids
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Stassie Baby is Good for You
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Rita Ora Goes Country!
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Pam Anderson’s 1996 Pregnant Photoshoot
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Olivia Rodrigo’s Busting Out of her Top
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He Didn’t Want to be Avicii
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Shares DMs She Received From Fans Trashing Her Son
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Hailey Bieber Has a Model In Her Bathroom!
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NFL Twitter has hilarious response to Aaron Rodgers lookalike appearing at Lambeau Field
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Whitney Cummings Does a Titty in Yo Face
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Testing 10,000 Firecrackers
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Why Women Live Longer than Men
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Bike Fail
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Cowboys Brought Their Own Benches to FedEx Field
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Olivia Wilde Does Vogue!
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Walking on Rodent GLue
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Mascot Falling on Ice
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Mozart is Mental
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Rachael Ostovich Goes for a Dip in a Skimpy Bikini
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Mondays Are Better With Instagram Models!
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How Humble Gum is Made
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Dude is Mad at the Reindeer Decoration
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Bar Fail
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WWE’s Kelly Kelly Leaves Little to the Imagination
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Meet Miss BumBum
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Military Helicopter Emergency Landing in Traffic
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Ice Hockey Trick Shot
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Washington Football Team Fan Smashes Family TV During Loss to the Cowboys
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A Russian Teacher Got Fired After Her Students Discovered Her Sexy Striptease Video!
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Hot Model in a Leotard
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Precious Cargo
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Rex Ryan Caused Ryan Clark to Walk-Off the Set of “Get Up” by Calling Himself a “Toe Expert”
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Hot Model in a Mesh Body Suit
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Aimee Lou Wood in Pantyhose
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Candice Swanepoel Legs in Miami
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Paris Jackson in Vogue
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Reese Witherspoon at an Event
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Jennifer Lopez at an Event
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Rachel Brosnahan Cleavage
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Bella Thorne’s Titty Top
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Olivia Wilde Cleavage
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Jessica Henwick’s Slutty Dress
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Isablle Fuhrman Tits in a Dress
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A Rose by Any Other Name
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2021

13

Dec

Guess the Bikini Booty of the Day

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Anyway….

I’ll give you a hint…her boyfriends call it her Hairy Potter…

I’ll give you another hint….creepy nerds everywhere watcher her grow up knowing they’d make love to the lifelike replica of her they made thanks to a Youtube Tutorial on her 18th birthday because they’re law abiding citizens….

ONE MORE HINT….it’s Emma Watson now fuck off.

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