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2021

07

Dec

Anne Winters Topless of the Day

Anne Winters Has No Nipples!

I don’t know if you know who Anne Winters is, she’s on some new show by the creep who created Family Guy that is about Space, and beyond that she’s actually won an EMMY or some other notable award for work on some other shit she’s done…yet she hasn’t fully gone viral yet…..despite the accolades and casting on shows by some Billionaire cartoon monger.

Anyway, she’s been pretty consistent with her instagram in terms of posting her hot skinny blonde body in various planned photoshoots….they’re a little weird, a little cheesy, definitely seeking low hanging fruit likes and follows to next level her career…and I’m ok with it….because I know when she finally goes viral, she’ll be in the blockbuster movies, she’s on the cusp of that….and getting topless for instagram without the nipples is hardly topless at all, while still being topless…THE WORST LOOPHOLE ever.

The good news is that I think most celebs are ugly piles of shit, but I think this one is hot, so I’m not officially gay…I guess….even though she’s hardly a celebrity and probably the worst….who cares…I’m here for the pics!

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2021

07

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Dude, the fat ass squeezing into the tight pants is one of the greatest feat of man when it comes to lazy content production for the internet.

Imagine there was a time when girls had to leave the house, go to agents and managers, who would broker deals with them, whether mainstream work for brands or producers, or porn shit…even strippers who toured had a team…and had to go to meetings by day, travel by day, do public relations with the people hiring them, get on set, or to the event, perform….and get paid 60-90 days later…

When all they had to do was film themselves pulling tight pants over their big asses….

That’s all people need, so why bother trying harder than that…THESE GIRLS HAVE FIGURED IT OUT…lazy content gets you paid oftentimes more than actually hard work….

Now, Tight pants are more than just tight pants being pulled over an ass, tight pants are a style or a trend, leave your house they are everywhere, and I fucking love it, because seeing a pussy on a stranger who would never let me see her pussy, through her pants, makes menial errands more eventful.

I celebrate tight pants.

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2021

07

Dec

Anne Hathaway Corset Top of the Day

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You have to wonder why it was mainstream, fuck the mainstream, you sell out fucks, but why was it a trend to hate Anne Hathaway….

Was her celebrity just one of those things that bothered both sides of this merging of timelines, where half of us make no fucking sense to people like me because of the way I see the world….and the other half make total sense…and YOU must choose your side to survive or some shit…

Seriously, never has there been such a clear divide for me, I always thought the masses of radio listeners were garbage humans or useless eaters, but I didn’t realize that so many other people did too.

I am convinced that there are two timelines going on, some parallel universe shit, where no one can connect on anything…or people need to be on one side or the other, because there’s fear in standing alone or some shit.

I dont’ fucking know, I just know that will all the political unrest, covid unrest, vaccine unreset, woke unrest, economic unrest, race, gender and religion unrest…but together they united on hating Anne Hatahway.

I don’t see her being any worse than any other actors, they are all shit, they should all be hated…they are the enemy…

So seeing the mom in her lingerie outfit, not so bad…I mean she could be in a snow suit, it is winter, and there’s no jerking off to that, unless you have a weird traumatic event with a hot ski coach…and that’s the only way you can get off…

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2021

07

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As someone who fucks down on their luck street hookers in the internet era of sex workers….meaning anyone willing to do some good old fashioned whoring are going to do it from the comfort of their own crackden on the neighbor’s wifi or their data plan from their discount cell phone provider…so the girls still street whoring are so down on their fucking luck, homeless and phoneless, half dead zombies really…and for the most part they have no real tits, because their body’s already gone through their fat reserves.

MEANING…I like small tits as much as I like big tits…and seeing girls get clown tits from hot small tits is a crime against tits….

Which is why I celebrate small tits and the women proud of them as they should.

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2021

07

Dec

Pro Vax Liar Seen Out Without a Mask and Other Videos of the Day

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Stretch…

Flight Attendants Out of Control

Part 2

Butter the Corn on the Cob

Hard at Work

Passenger Tits

Full Body Stretch

Quite the Dress

Grocery Shopper Thong Flash

Dumb Dance

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2021

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Spoiler Alert: I am AI.

I actually wish I was AI, just pull jokes from old posts and let me LIVE motherfuckers…LET me LIVE….right…

I blame this site for not being a billionaire…

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Jena Sims in her Bikini
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Noah Steenbruggen’s Topless Shoot!
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Jimmy Fallon’s Propaganda Christmas
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Ariana Grande has a Hard Nipple
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Serena Williams Underwater
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Influencer in Australia Treating Quarantine Camps like a Destination….
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“Even my sorry a** NEVER lost to Detroit” – Former Vikings coach rips team for losing to Lions
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Parrot’s Mind Blown By Washing Machine
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Reading Embarrassing Books in the Library
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Pranking Mom with the Trombone
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Here’s what Michael Strahan is taking to space
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Take Your Workouts Anywhere You Go
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CAM GIRLS ARE DREAM GIRLS….
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2021

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s pretty frustrating watching an Alien Invasion go down on humanity, totally fucking demonic and horrible, while humans just sit idling watching, thinking they’ll just comply to get their freedoms, not realizing that once you give up some freedoms, the power hungry people will never give them back….like these vaccine passports that link all aspects of your life in one convenient place for the Maitre D at the restaurant…fuck off…I don’t know what a Maitre D is.

Idiots…coming from the guy saying there’s an Alien invasion happening…I get it…

But I sit here thinking that we’re headed into some dystopia far worse than the one we are already living in, just craving 1950s wholesome Christmas Town spirit, but instead being surrounded by fear mongering pieces of shit…

The FUNNIEST thing in the brainwash, is that people in the USA think being anti-tyranny and pro freedom makes you a trumper….being anti segregation makes you a trumper…and thy confuse being anti-mask, lockdown as being anti science, even though the science says that shit doesn’t work…NOT TO MENTION…we’ve all lived it and it hasn’t worked….obviously…

I think, how easy it was to take us over…People in Australia, the UK, Canada, Europe are not TRUMPERS or POLITICAL because they are fighting for the right to not take a vaccine they’ve ADMITTED doesn’t work when they said get more of it…but then pretend the vaccine will…We don’t give a fuck about American Politics dude, we have our own issues…

So fuck you and your “stop being political” bullshit. Yes, I am still mad about it….because it’s not politics, it’s the masses are morons and they are fucking with my freedom…..the masses are always the morons so it’s just reaffirming what I know….so FUCK YOU and your fucking BOOSTER AIDS….you pussies….

Get your vaccines that don’t work so we can all go back to normal even though they’ll never let you go back to normal and blame the unvaccinated for that…NOT THE PEOPLE ENFORCING THE RULES…like that bitch at Starbucks this weekend who got mad I wear my mask on my head like a bonnet.

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Megan Fox and MGK are Weird
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Emrata Got a Booty for Xmas
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Girl Drinks Wrong Shot
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PINK Helps a Dying Fan
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Alex Daddario is Naked in the Shower
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Alexis Ren has a Tight Up Skirt
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Flexible as Fuck Babe with No Pants On
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Michael Sheen is Selling his House for the Homeless
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Brittany Palmer at Fight Night
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Halsey is Ready for the Holidays
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Joy Corrigan in Lingerie
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BikinI Girl Does a Cold Water Dip
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Hannah Ferguson Naked Selfie
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Chrissy Teigen Legs
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ABba Drops New Video for Holiday Song
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10 Most Hilarious Glamor Shot Portraits
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Dude Sends Woman a List of Improvements after First Tinder Date
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Netflix is a Joke Comedy Tour
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Mummy Found in Peru in Fetal Position
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Worst Crushed Ice Crash
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Casino Cheater Reviews Card Counting in the Movies
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Jared Goff’s Model Girlfriend Christen Harper Learned About the Lions First Win During Her Rookie Photo Shoot for SI Swimsuit
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Rainey Qualley’s Nipple at Saddle Ranch
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Waterfall Views with a Slut
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Money found in the Wall of a Church
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Funny Animal Reactions
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CFL Players Went into the Stands to Fight Fans
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Crazy Climbing
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One in a Trillion Moments in Sports
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2020’s Funniest Animal Videos
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Russian Model in Bed
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Ashley Harkleroad Shows Off Her Weekend Mood Without a Top
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Streamer Gets Mad at the SIMPS
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13 Year old Does Crazy Ski Jump
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Topless Model in the Wild
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Lindsey Vonn Watched the Dolphins Beat the Giants in Miami
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Eva Longoria Pantsless
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Jennifer Aniston’s Arm Bra for Fashion
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Wallis Day – Leg
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Alesha Dixon in a Gold Dress
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Gemma Arderton’s Red Carpet
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Florence Pugh in a 2 Piece Dress
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Vanessa Hudgens at a Game
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Talia Storm in Pantyhose
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Taylor Hill Street Walking
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Gal Gadot Legs
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Charli XCX at a Playboy Party
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Reddit Amateur
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Yes People Pay for This
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2021

06

Dec

Paige Van Zant’s Lesbian Striptease of the Day

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Paige Van Zant is a babe who can kick your ass, at least I’d assume she could kick your ass, seeing as she’s a trained killed, but I guess she is still a girl….but I’ll assume she can kick my ass and like my friend who was into 400 pound black women smothering him…I think I’d like having my ass kicked by Paige Van Zant…you know like when you were in high school wrestling….queer.

I saw this video floating around, I have no idea where it is from, but I’ll assume it’s a trailer for a lesbian porn. clip on her fan site.

You see, she’s another female athlete making stupid money being hot, which is probably a nice and rewarding thing to have, seeing as women athletes are paid shit and are forced to take matters into their own hands…but making content for their perv but loyal credit card holding fans. Girl needs to get paid and why not fucking get it…she probably makes 10 times more with the nudes than with her sport. That’s how the world works I guess.

I think supporting her account makes sense since she’s a pro, since she’s got other talents, since her fan account isn’t just to be lazy degenerate exploiting weak men, I mean this is giving the fans what they want, which is sort of the whole point…modern day fan clubs come with tits…and so do you.

I don’t know who her friend is, but you can probably find everything you need on her website.

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2021

06

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am still mad at people who are for Medical Tyranny saying that those who aren’t into Medical Tyranny are “political” when shit’s got nothing to do with politics, other than the motherfuckers who make the rules are trying to alienate a portion of the population….for “science” with vaccines they admit don’t work…hence your need to get more of them…in what we’ll call a whole lot of bullshit that people have been caught up in.

I am also mad at people who think it’s ok to fire the healthcare heroes who aren’t getting the shot because there are 100 reasons to not get the shot….natural immunity being the most logical one…but they’ve made it some virtual signalling you’re a bad guy who doesn’t care about the world because you’re not willing to get a shot bullshit…that makes no sense.

I am glad that these healthcare workers aren’t scared of losing their jobs, maybe they know there’s a pandemic and they can’t get fired, maybe they’re vaccinated and allowed to keep working, or maybe they are not even nurses, but just bought scrubs at the Salvation Army and are using it as an angle to sell nudes.

SUPPORT your local healthcare worker, vaccianted, unvaccinated, or not really a healthcare worker but playing on on the internet nude channels….because I like their healthcare worker smut….hero work…like saving an AIDS baby with cancer…only for boners.

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Posted in:NURSES

2021

06

Dec

Bella Thorne Round-Up of the Day

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I want to know if Bella Thorne is really in charge of her career, or if the people who gave her a start, have their hands wrist deep in her and thus doing the puppet mastering.

I don’t think it’s that shocking that young people have figured out how to get noticed or rich on social media, especially when their whole internet culture is based on monetizing, and some of the dumbest people are making millions a month gaming loser dudes like you.

I do think it’s a little weird for a Disney Kid to go down the route of softcore porn, but if that’s where the market it, it’s better than being Dana Plato or some other suicided child star.

I guess it doesn’t matter if she’s legit the visionary that required very little vision, “If I show some skin, people will pay”….it just required throwing out any discretion or shame or modesty….

I don’t think Bella Thorne’s really done all that much in the mainstream, I’ve seen some of her movies and they are as bad as expected, they might as well be porn, instead they are porn quality without the porn, like a Hallmark movie…

So whether she’s a mogul or not is to be seen, but she’s making money and I guess that’s all soulless people give a fuck about….

This is a round-up of her well trained, industry gone rogue, being hot for the fans because I like to think of myself as a Bella Thorne “fan” for the sake of the site, not on a personal level, because none of these bitches are that interesting to a dinosaur like me….but I’ll stare at their tits..

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