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2021

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Money is the root of all evil, which I why I don’t have any…keep that evil out of my life so that I can’t buy myself nice things, I’ll stick to the affordable crackwhores and their 5 dollar blowjobs, because in this era, you can live like the rich, if you just lower your expectations….travel to 5 star hotels in luxury places with sugar babies isn’t that much different than fucking bitches up the ass in a Wendy’s parking lot.

I do this shit for the troll, that is no longer the troll since no one sees it and I don’t really bother but it still entertains me.

Blogs are just a dinosaur concept in an era where no one reads…YET I STILL WRITE..

Maybe all I need is a “PODCAST” with a laugh track to let the people know when to laugh, because I wonder how many laughs late night TV gets if there wasn’t a laugh track or a sign telling people to laugh. NONE…there would be no laughs.

Since I don’t care to be on camera or audio, maybe I just need “LAUGH NOW” signs within the blog post so you all know where the jokes are.

Becuase ultimately, everything is a fucking joke in this simulation…so stop being so fucking serious you angry monsters…not you, but a general energy of angry motherfuckers is ALL over this cancerous internet.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Check Out the Balls on This Chick as She Rejects O.J. Simpson After He Goes in for a Kiss
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Model Katya has her Ass Out
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Charli XCX has a New Video
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Australian Boxer Avril Mathie Spent Her Day Off Playing Some Beach Volleyball
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Shia LaBeouf is Engaged to Mia Goth
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Orangutan Gets Woman’s Sunglasses After She Drops It,
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Two Men Escape With Their Lives When Heavy Load Falls On Them!
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Nerd Uses Visual Effects to Create THOR HAMMER
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Tank at the Gas Station
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Get Sex Toys
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Some Cam Girls Being Hot for You…
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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just misgendered myself.

Here are some steplINKS while I figure my pronouns out.

Ariana Grande in Lingerie
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Paige VanZant Gives Off Bad Bitch Energy in Bikini Top
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Malu Trevejo’s Loves an Underboob Shot!
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Olivia Culpo’s Tight Dress
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Kesha’s Nip Slip
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January Jones Brings Out the Christmas Balls.
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Savannah Montano’s Smoking Hot Breakfast
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Olga Obumova is Amazing in Lingerie!
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Bella Hadid Cleavage Selfie
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WWE Star Rhea Ripley’s Nip SLip
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Pat Sajak is Retiring in 2 Years…
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Britney is Free
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THIS IS A BEARDED WOMAN WITH BIG TITS….
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Creepiest place on earth..
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Anne Winters is a Hot Actress in Lingerie
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Time for the Week 11 SEC Picks With Sara Cheek!
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Joe Rogan on Colin Kaepernick
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10 of the Most Dangerous Hand to Hand Combat Weapons
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Some Impressive Weightloss Before and After Pics
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R. Kelly’s Cellmate Makes Comics about Them
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YouTuber Breaks Into Security Expo, It’s Way Too Easy
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Tyler Herro’s Baby Momma Thirst Trapping in Leopard Print
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Courtney Cox Does a Vibrator Ad
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Weird Smoker….
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Christopher Walken Destoys a Banksy
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Man Falls into Inanimate Objects
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Trying to Trick Dogs with a Mask
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8 Stunts that are Rinsed and Repeated in the Movies
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Pearl Gonzalez Makes DMs Claim After Britain Hart Cracked a Joke About Her “Fake Tits”
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Paris Hilton Got Married
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Whale Comes Up to Say Hi
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Funny Flight Attendant
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Man Tries To Recreate How Someone Can Get Stuck In A Freezer, Nearly Gets Stuck!
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Falling Rock Signs are Very Important
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Lizzo Does the Splits
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New Zealand vs America
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How to Make Black Fire
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Insane Parkour in the Desert not the Dessert
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A Roller Coaster Ride
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The Trashman Prank
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Crow Photobombs a Meterologist
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Von Miller Welcomed Odell Beckham Jr. to the Ring Chase in Los Angeles
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Get These Sex Toys!
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Cam Sluts are Cam Dream Girls…
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Avril Lavingne Shows Some Panties
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Lucy Halie in a Tight Outfit
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Taylor Swift Shows Leg
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Kendall Jenner at a Wedding
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Bebe Rexha’s Big Cleavage
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Sammi Hanratty Panty Flash
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Lady Gaga in a Skimpy Dress
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Miley in Fishnets
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Maude Apatow in a Magazine
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Masturbating in the Bath Fail..
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Don’t Watch This…SNotty
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Two Hot Girls Fucking Pillows
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Crackhead Shit
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Nice Rack…
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Labia in the Water – Does it Sink or Float
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Ashley Tervort Decorates the Tree
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Mashup Weirdness
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Big Weird Dildo
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Don’t Watch THis….Lawnmower Fucker
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Girls Try to Cross Streams
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Roomba Likes Big BOobs
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Gushin
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Fucked in the Car
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Fisted Librarian
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dildo Sucker
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2 Girls 1 Guy Threesome
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Titty Flasher
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Doesn’t Want to be Filmed but Gets Filmed Amateur
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Some Squirting
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She Calls it Cock Sliding
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Dildo in the ASs
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Agatha No Pants
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Girl and her Wand
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Nude Model at the Golden Sunset
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Extreme Peeing in the Shower
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Dildo Sword
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2021

Nov

Britney Spears is Free but Still Weird of the Day

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I’m ready to see her go off the rails and start releasing the porno content we deserve but that we couldn’t get because of her handlers…assuming that she won’t still have handlers…I mean can a famous person really ever be free…probably not….

Either way, more crazy tits from a crazy who has potentially got out of her prison cell…all fired up and ready to do the important things she missed out on…like release nudes!

If I know anything, it’s that crazy girls are forever crazy….which makes them good in bed and scary to be around…let’s see how this pans out assuming the world doesn’t end before she takes full advantage of FREEDOM the veterans died to give her….

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2021

Nov

Kendall Jenner Braless of the Day

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Kendall Jenner who we’re going to assume is part of the OCCULT with her entire family, something I guess we already knew but didn’t really understand until seeing the Travis Scott concert distraction that had all kinds of Satanic imagery on her Mom’s birthday of all days…interesting gift…

I know that most people don’t believe in satanists, or luciferians, or witches casting spells on the people, but it really is the ONLY explanation that makes sense to me when cross referencing the Kardashian fame.

I was just talking to a dude about how success is random, some people can work at it forever, devote their life to it and never hit. The most amazing photographer never seen. The most insane viral video that just doesn’t get picked up….while some other asshole can shit out an idea and become a star overnight…

The Kardashians prior to the sex tape and the show and the social media marketing agency and product lines that got them stupid rich, before the dad was cutting off his dick in some weird ritual, before any of that…maybe back to when Nicole Brown was sacrificed for their cause….the Kardashians could have just been totally ignored, yet here we are dealing with them daily like they matter.

If that’s not witchcraft, I don’t know what is…

But yeah, you can not believe in any of that, but it’s hard to argue that THEY don’t when everything they do is so evil…

Except when they wear tops to show off their round as fuck tits….are they real, is any of this real, who fucking knows, but the tits are round and that’s fun….

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2021

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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In the current state of the world, there are some crazy ideas being thrown around about how to control the population, like the social credit scores they use in China, the possible carbon taxes put on the everyday consumer that will only let them leave the house every once in a while, thanks to being well trained by the whole COVID thing…but they are MISSING the fucking mark…because what HUMANITY needs is not more control measures on us, but rather more freedom, but if they have to do the control thing, fixate on controlling the hot chicks by making them post on/offs on a daily basis, which I guess a lot are already doing, but not all of them….so if you were to take away their instagram accounts or their phones, their ability to go out to bars and restaurants if they don’t partake – I think we’ll get a lot of people volunteering for it..

In the meantime, here are some of the volunteers doing ON/OFFs because they know how important they are for HUMANITY as a whole.

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2021

Nov

Jordyn Jones Pussy Print of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is what I would call a sex worker in training, or maybe a sex worker that’s still only PG-13 sex work, you know like the girl you used to hookup with in High School with the above the pant petting, still capable of making you cum, but not quite where we need to be…

So Jordyn Jones, the child dancer turned influencer who sells panty pics to strangers….while navigating the world with the weirdest fucking resume…not quite famous, not quite an influencer, but existing amongst them like she’s almost there…but at a pivotal point in her life where she has to decide whether to take that awesome dance body to penetration videos or at least solo videos or a dip her toe into lesbianism…you can’d to anal gang bangs on the first day…

What I am saying is, I predict Jordyn Jones will do porn and she’s already got a great name for it….BORN ready like her mom who sold her to a child dance show had this all planned from their trailer back in Michigan….

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2021

Nov

Jaime King Nude Addict of the Day

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Jamie King is a fucking shit show, but check out that ass in which we assume she shits out of, at least when she comes off all the opiates she’s addicted to, you know since opiates are constipating…

The ass looks round as fuck…

My favorite Jamie King story is when she was a disaster when out for lunch and rumored to have peed on the sidewalk, you know crackhead shit…

Here’s the flashback:

It’s apparently bullshit, she is just sitting in a wet spot, but that’s far less fun….

I have other less fun Jamie King stories too, in the 90s when she was a hot titty fashion model on Heroin for the Heroin chic look she got famous for, her boyfriend at the time overdosed and she didn’t…so he died, she lived on to move to LA and get some low hanging acting jobs…

That’s a good one.

I think she recently got dumped by her husband because of her opiate addiction, you know since heroin addiction in the 90s carries you for 30 fucking years…

BUT THAT ASS looks round as shit, so I’m a fucking fan of a ghetto degenrate rich and famous model in her 40s….actual edgy from an era where people were actually edgy is better than this Disney Fluffy edginess the stars bring us…

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2021

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Women in FROG BUTT pose are more interesting than actual frog butts.

You know some masterful enterprising internet slut out there likely came across a frog on one of her influencer trips, sugar baby trips, you know to a tropical place or maybe a Cabin in the woods upstate when the sugar daddy’s wife was at the Florida house…bored and trying to be present for her paying customer…forced to not look at her phone but to look at the nature around her…only to come across a frog and think “I can do that better”….spawning a whole trend that so many babes partake in….

These are some frog butts, or girls in the frog butt pose, on knees, back arched, ass out, not quite what frogs in the wild do…but we’ll take it for not being scientifically or biologically accurate…since we don’t take science or biology serious in ANY other aspect of our lives…

FROG BUTTS.

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2021

Nov

Helena Christensen Hot of the Day

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Helena Christensen is old as shit, but that doesn’t stop her from doing slutty selfies…or looking good in those slutty selfies..

Clearly she is not as fucked up as Linda Evanglista from some COOL SCULPTING incidents that made that bitch fat, all in an attempt to defy the natural aging process by doing some old lady J.Lo tactics or witch craft to trick motherfuckers into forgetting they are in their 50s….from filters, photoshop, injections, to invasive procedures, starving themselves, fitness, you know anything to maintain their hotness….

Fake looking instead of aging gracefully but sometimes, like in this selfie, they can pull it off because Helena Christensen is about the same age as Linda Evangelista….but clearly not as shitty at age defying the aging process procedures…her lies and her pretending it is genetics and not procedures, is almost believable and I’ll by into any lie if it is hot enough, except fucking trannies, that’s a lie that just creeps me out…

The Danish – Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video vixen who I remember going VIRAL from that video before viral happened…let’s have a moment of silence for what was….

She has done a lot in her life than that, including but not limited to being the co-founder of Nylon Magazine, doing Victoria’s Secret underwear modeling for you to jack off to, being considered a top supermodel for you to jack off to and in the 90s was in the top 7 with Christy Turlington, Linda Cool Sculpt Evangelista, Cindy Child Abuser Crawford, Elle the First Model I jacked off to Macpherson, Claudia the hot nazi Shiffer and obnoxious Naomi Campbell…

She also got knocked up by Norman Reedus…So here’s the tits Norman Reedus came on, even though she’s far more famous than Norman Reedus, it’s just nice to know he came in her….you know as a reference point…

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2021

Nov

Genevieve Morton Fat Tits of the Day

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Her name is Genevieve Morton, you may remember her as a forgotten Sports Illustrated model, who’s only claim to fame was being a Sports Illustrated model…and it was hardly a claim to fame because no one really gave a shit about her when she was doing that…so why would they care now..

TITS, that’s why, she was a big set of tits and that was all you need….but the problem with the big tits is that eventually the rest of the body catches up to them…and in Genevieve’s case…that happened while she was with SI all those years ago.

I used to fat shame her, but in my defence it was in the era where fat models weren’t a thing….a more glorious time where you could call a not so fat model a fucking pig because you had a benchmark or baseline of how fat a model should be to be acceptable…

That shit went fucking rogue, not at the right time for Genevieve, because she’d be considered skinny as shit by now….

I don’t know if SI had to fire her for being fat and old, I mean the SI model thing eventually comes to an end, even for their actual stars….but if it’s the only thing you’ve ever done because your star power is non-existent…that must be a depressing thing to happen…like when these doctors and nurses get fired after 30 year careers for not getting vaccines or some shit…it is ALL they know.

Well, she’s still go the tits, I don’t know what else she’s up to, probably dating rich guys, trying to date rich guys, maybe producing nude content with her great tits that I haven’t seen since no one cares, but I’m too lazy to look up her IG…..I’ve seen enough here…on the ONLY site that matters….if mattering is no one giving a shit about it….like it was Genevieve Morton.

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