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2021

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Where are the satanist globalists giving me money for private islands and jets…how did I miss that boat?

I’ve been doing this internet bullshit forever and you’d think at least one satanist globalist would think “maybe we can use that guy”….

Was I left out because I was making fun of their coveted beta kittens for 20 years….If anything I was promoting them and helping the agenda….WHERE IS MY CUT?!

We could have had something special, we could have have worked on this together, we could have leaked fake stories together, we could have trolled together…our dreams could have come true…

Now, I’m forced to fucking hate them with ever post…deep in my soul with the conviction or FAITH in the creator pumping through my veins…scumbag evil fuckers…but I’ve always hate them, this ain’t nothing new, it’s just more annoying than being on the sidelines now that it’s an attack on everyone.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Meg Thee Stallion Dressed Like a Devil
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Bryson DeChambeau FaceTimed With Trump While the Former President Was on the Golf Course
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Nude model in the sand
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Fuck Joe Biden Hits NFL Games
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Fail on the Slide
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Traffic was crazy Today
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Rally Turn That Claims Victims To All Racers!
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Waking Up a Sleeping Dog
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Camera Falls Off Plane – Lands in Pig Pen
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Drunk Driver Causes Head On Collision
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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THEY MUST BE LAUGHING AT US….whether it’s aliens invading us in the weirdest way or just weirdos….but you kinda get why they are doing it….humans are so dumb and useless will go along with anything they are told…just a bunch of unimpressive mindless shills….and as someone who has generally hated society and most people in it…where I truly believe that the majority is an idiot…especially the people under 30…..maybe that whole Great Reset’s a good hustle….maybe I’m annoyed of it because I am not an evil billionaire with a private jet because trying to save humanity is a bit of a waste of time and effort when they kind deserve to go….remember it is the general population who has allowed everything you don’t like to happen to you….so fuck em’…right…onto a humanless world…where only the best of us are allowed to do shit cuz they are rich while the rest of you are uploaded to the metaverse….so they can still make money off you without you actually existing….

Who gives a fuck about AI Zuck trying to make an AI metaverse for slaves to upload themselves to have a virtual life on, in their attempt to exterminate humanity…it’s not that genius of an idea, there was Second Life and most losers already treat the internet as real life…they’ll just be able to have the nerdiest sex with it…you know instead of the nerdiest sex you are already having every time you jack off…..

I get that this is part of nomalizing the soulless and eternal life….but living in a videogame instead of real life is basically how I would define the humans amongst us already….I mean girls use these filters and apps to rebuilt themselves, and they go out in public 100 pounds heavier like their online avatar ain’t a thing….

We’ve been trained to be soulless, godless, mindless, consuming piles of dog shit….META can suck my dick….and we’ll assume thre’s a feature that you’ll be able to suck your own dick on it too….nothing like an evil tech billionaire and his small dick ego’s willingness or calling to PLAY god…that’s what happens when you give assholes too much money….you think you can play god….because MOTHERFUCKERS want to BE OWNED BY FB, I mean META, now that they are META…the all encompassing FALL OF SOCIETY….

RIP HUMANS….you useless eaters.

Don’t lose your humanity….and I hate humans….so why I am here trying to save them is just because it’s better than the alternative.

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Ariana Grande Does Space Fetish in this Lingerie Ray Gun Shoot
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Backyard Practice With Golfer Kasia Kay
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Isabella Fonte in Lingerie!
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Rachel Bilson has some Big Bikini Cleavage
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Christy Turlington’s Topless in 1986!
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Kendall Jenner’s The Lingerie Wearing Bride in this Wild Photoshoot
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez Announce From Bed That They’re Expecting Twins
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Buzz Lightyear has his Own Movie Coming Out – Here’s the Teaser
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Elon Musk Marching Band
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Bikini Dancer
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Alysssa Milano is a Bitch
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How Did Prohibition Become a Law? Bcause the people who made the laws never stopped drinking!
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15 Ways to Kill the Romance
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Woman Challenges A Trash-Talking 11-Year-Old Chess Master!
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Ariana Grande sells LA mansion for $14m
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Florida Diners are Cool
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Kelly Gale and her Big Cleavaage!
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Tiger King 2 is Coming to Netflix in November
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Exploring The Darker Side Of Celebrity Charity
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Cute Puppy Neighbors Peeking Under The Fence!
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Worst Sky Dives
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Keanu gifts John Wick crew with Rolexes
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Demi Lovato Throwback Nude!
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Ciara’s Sideboob on the Red Carpet
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Man on the Helicopter Rotor Challenge
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Nude Model in a Photoshoot!
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Yankees OF Aaron Hicks and Golfer Cheyenne Woods are Engaged
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What Living Beside An Airport Is Like!
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Angry Baby Elephant Chases After Medics!
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OG Spooky Skeleton Dance
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Adam Levine explains ‘shaking off’ fan
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Alicia Shmidt is Germany’s Hottest Athlete!
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This Ninja is Amazing
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Kari Riley’s Bikini Action!
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J.J. Watt to Undergo What Will Likely Be Season-Ending Shoulder Surgery
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Brilliant Bowling Shot During World Indoor Championship!
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Compilation Of Carlos Sainz Getting His Crotch Hit By Danny Ric And Lando Norris
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Julia Naked in the Woods!
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Russell Westbrook Got Ejected at the End of Loss to the Thunder for Crying About Unwritten Rules
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Matrix Themed Halloween Lights Nothing But Awesome!
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Kissing Pets On Their Heads And Watching Their Reactions!
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GENIUS OF THE DAY
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Hard Nips Get a Back Crack
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In case you Missed It – Nina Agdal in Lingerie
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EmRata on the Cover of a Magazine
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Model Kourtney Kellar is a Big Clippers Fan After Following Her NBA Boyfriend to Los Angeles
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Katy Perry Pretends to Have Friends in a Bikini
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Halston Sage in Some Photoshoot
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Victoria Pedretti in Some Photoshoot
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More Lucy Hale in Lingerie
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Vanessa Hudgens at some Premiere
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Salma Hayek at some Premiere
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Some Gemma Chan Girl at som Premiere
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Stella Maxwell Dressed Like a Clown
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Irina Shayk – Always Hot in a Photoshoot
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Lily James at an Event
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Dakota Fanning Boring on Set
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Emmy Rossum is Trashy on Set – Fuck that Bitch
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Olivia Rodrigo’s On Fallon Like the Demon She IS
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From stepSMUT!!

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Butt Plug at the Airport Removal
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Hot Chick on the Wand
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Amazing Slutty Singer in Lingerie On Stage
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Painful Moments in Anal Sex
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Breast Feeding!
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Some Great Boobs
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Boob Photos By Alice
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Misfit Memes
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Birthing Fetish – Egg Layer
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Slutty WITCH
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Japanese Boob Flasher
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Face Sitting babes
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Always be Prepared
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Naked Chick Playing with her Tits
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27 People Having a Shittier Day Than You…
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Crotchless Panties in her Face
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When Grannies Attack
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She’s Got a Message for You
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PUSSY JIGGLE
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Spooky Witch is a Pillow Fucker
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Naked Pale Chick in a Choker
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Huge Titty Drop
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Fucked in the Backseat
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HARD FUCK
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Amateur Couple Film Their Fuck
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Three Girls Fucking
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Girl Gets a Dick In Her
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Pussy Reveal with some GROOL
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Amateur Sucks Dick in a Car
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Scream Mask Flash!
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2021

Oct

Kendall Jenner in her Lingerie from a Weird Angle of the Day

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If the Kardashians know anything, it’s how to turn a pile of shit into gold, by spraying it with gold spray paint and calling it gold, because are so fucking dumb, they believe everything that they are told…

They may not know much, they may not do much, but the are smart enough to hire people who do….I guess…I mean smart enough for them, not for the rest of us who need to be polluted by their garbage smut….

I don’t blame Kendall, the hottest of the pigs, because she was born into this shit…

But what they do know, besides shamelessness is their angles, their filters, all the ways to FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT….so Kendall distorted like this to look long and thin in a comedic way, like a parody, all exaggerated, which clearly they are making fun of themselves, KIM K needs these angles to LIVE her best virtual life as a midget with a four foot wide ass….

Thanks to her family, girls everywhere are doing this shit, basically already turned into AI, or VIRTUAL characters, AVATARS, fully ready for the UPLOAD TO THE SINGULARITY METAVERSE cuz real life to them, despite how amazing it is, is scary….THANKS KARDASHIANS for pushing the vapid agenda…at least ya’ll got rich from it while SOCIETY collapses..

IN conclusion, Kendall’s pretty hot bodied…skinny is a currency…even though she’s still garbage genetically…..TRASH…

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2021

Oct

McKayla Maroney Cleavage of the Day

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There was a time when I thought Sports Bras were the most depressing bra choice because girls with big tits would wear them to suffocate their kids like it was a VENT in the COVID ward…or a FACE MASK AT THE GROCERY STORE…or a CLIMATE CHANGE ACTIVIST trying to remove the carbon from the air that the TREES need to suffocate us from there being no trees left to make us OXYGEN…dumb fucks…

But yeah, sports bras were the crime against the tits, until the internet turned everyone in a whore and made the sports bra slutty…now we all want the girls in their push up sports bra at the grocery store, since we can’t look at their smiles, might as well look at their tits …and I guess pussy and ass in leggigns…they always wear matching sets – these whores..

I don’t know if this is a sports bra, but she’s an Olympic Athlete and thus any bra top, tank top or lacy bullshit, is going to be a sports bra…because like Bruce Jenner….everything that bitch does cycles back to athleticism…

So sports bra or not, the tits are sporty even in the retirement and I’m a fan of this behavior…not that I give a fuck about Maroney, the victim of the WORST CRIME IN SPORTS HISTORY….that for whatever reason…the system allowed to happen, because the SYSTEM is rigged for their homies to get off from HEINOUS crimes…

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2021

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Assholes are the gateway or the window to a person’s soul, which is why I ask every girl I am demanding NUDES from to send me a pic of their pussy with their asshole in it, so that I know they are real…so that I know they aren’t just sex dolls…but rather living, breathing, and shitting creatures…not that women shit, but there are rumors that they do…it’s part of their agenda to make you think they are just like you…

I mean unless you’ve fucked a girl up the ass before she took a shit and end up with shit on your dick…which will totally discredit my asshole science…..

FINE…maybe women shit, but I’ll just pretend they don’t…like I was the designer of the thong….who clearly didn’t factor in potential moments of blowing your ass up after let’s say Taco Bell, or Laxatives used as part of the fitness program….you know…this motherfucker clearly thought “girls don’t shit themselves”…

Works out nicely for guys like me who are into the asshole, who demand asshole with every pussy pic, cuz it allows girls to show their assholes, without having to ever take the panties off…

WHY DIDN’T I INVENT THE THONG…oh right, cuz I am a useless fuck incapable of achieving anything, luckily there are other people to do it for me.

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2021

Oct

Natalie Roser Topless of the Day

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Natalie Roser is some Australian instagram model who has been around since the dawn of instagram which I guess probably makes her near or over 30 and thus practically dead in sex appeal according to my standards for models, not for pussy I fuck, because I’ll fuck dog shit if it was shaped like a cunt….I’m that guy.

Natalie Roser has made a career herself doing hot shit on instagram, so I guess she’s made her mark when she was best suited to make her mark…a true hero.

I think she’s currently working on a subscription site, so she gets naked on the internet too, as they do when they’ve been half naked on it long enough and you need to STEP up the earnings before you settle down an give up on this soul sucking, totally disconnected from each other, virtual fucking world that actually fucking sucks.

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2021

Oct

Isla Fisher Swimsuit of the Day

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Isla Fisher is the fire pussy in a shitty old lady bathing suit who I guess is considered an actress because she’s been in some shit, I just don’t know any of the shit she’s been in….

She’s probably best known for being the lunchbox that Sacha Baron Cohen jerks off inside and makes babaies with….assuming they’ve made kids…which I will assume.

I do think Sasha Baron Cohen is one of the biggest disappointments in comedy…never has there been a better contender in the “fight the woke agenda” for the sake of comedy….only to be let down because he’s some woke cuck puppet…

I remember Ali G, this was EARLY internet lik TOM GREEN, where we would spread their shit on VHS because some nerd would download the shit for us and hand deliver it to show the funny trolling interviews that were Ali G….it was brilliant shit….

But all that is brilliant turns to shit when someone is given too much money, limitations, and allows their creative vision to be controlled.

So his last BORAT video to try to go against TRUMP for his handlers, was just fucking filth….everything about it, from lazily trying to paint Rudy as a Pedo with some 25 year old girl pretending to be a teen….and other totally unfunny, even RACIST shit.

When I watched part of it, because I couldn’t handle all of it, I couldn’t figure out how the WOKE audience he was catering to weren’t mad about his ARAB stereotypes that would get someone like me killed for repeating like it was a Charlie Hebdo cover.

So to the woke left, it’s ok to make fun of Arabs, so long as you’re doing it to make fun of Republicans….

I mean even his first Borat movie where he reduced patriots in that “Support our Troops” shit just pandered to the city folk who don’t realize that patriots still exist and love their troops…but this educated CUCK fuck from the UK comes through and acts better than the middle of the road american, makes them his punchline, while he only exists because of your fucking country….UNACCEPTABLE…

I am all for comedy, offensive comedy, making fun of everyone, including republicans, Trump, etc….but this dude just did it so on script for the agenda in exchange for money and that makes him a sell out fuck…which is probably why the lunch box he comes into…with all it’s smoked meat pussy glory…is so fucking average looking…like the kind of girl that you’d see a guy with and think to yourself “oh he for sure fucks dudes’…fuck that guy…like you were ISLA FISHER….not very well…cuz he’s more into being fucked.

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2021

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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If you’re a woman with big tits in this era of everything existing on the internet, and you’re not showing your fucking tits, I don’t think you’re even real.

Now my instinct is to seek out those hot tits that aren’t being shown. off on the internet for personal gain, and nurturing them, loving them, maybe even worshipping them…because a woman who is still a woman who lives in real life instead of internet life….is a woman that I am a fan of.

I come from the shcool of “the internet is for nerd losers” and I am sticking to that philosophy…so anyone who’s a thirsty loser trying to compete to be famous is a fucking nerd loser to me…no matter how much money they make selling their nudes..

But if you’re a woman with big tits, in the era of everything exiting on the internet, DIGITAL LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ACTUAL LIFE, you sure as hell best be showing off your tits…cuz if you’re one of those big tit girls on the internet not showing off your tits…you suck.

So there are levels to this….the girls showing tits on the internet for whatever reason, the girls on the internet not showing their tits, and the girls not on the internet with hot tits….OPTION 1 and 3 are good, option 2….get it together woman and SHOW US YOUR TITS…CUZ this motherfucker loves tits. They are thrilling.

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2021

Oct

Sommer Ray Wet of the Day

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Sommer Ray is some 25 year old florida trash with a ridiculous ass that may or may not be a real ass, I am not a plastic surgeon, I don’t know how fitness asses work, I just see them on the internet all day, but in real life, the asses I come face to face with are flat, wide, old lady ass that hang off their backs, you know WE ALL HAVE A TYPE and WE ALL HAVE WHAT OUR MICROPENISES ARE CAPABLE OF ROOKING IN…and fat 50 year olds are a dime a fucking dozen, already given up on life an ready to piss on my balls.

POINT BEING…SOMMER RAY…is some “fitness” influencer, because she shows off her ass…and her mom, who I’ve posted before posts similar fitness smut…so you know they had a strategy and are delivering it.

She was early to Instagram, thus super profitable all thanks to smutty pics, and she continues to keep the smutty going, because we’ll assume it pays.

Apparently, she got AIDS fucking Machine Gun Kelly before he cheated on her with Megan Fox, so her pussy not quite as good as Megan Fox’s mom pussy, but I’ll equate that to Megan Fox being an old guard, who knows how to use her brain to manipulate a motherfucker, while an influencer self made from instagram, is probably a half wit no matter how much money they get.

I’m not saying Megan Fox is a genius, but she’s old as shit and knows how to whore like a professional….actors…the worst…

No idea what this shoot is for, but I’m looking at it.

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2021

Oct

Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

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Kim Garner is one of the hottest bodies bitch out there, but for some reason no one really gives a fuck about her…

It’s always weird to see a hot as shit bitch who has an amazing body not get the shine she deserves, even if trying to get celebrity from how good you look in a bikini is low level strategy to get famous, you know hot to look out but meaningless and empty in the grand scheme of things, which may be the reason no one cares about Garner.

She was on a reality show, she’s been to important events, the paparazzi follow her, and yet she hasn’t gone viral….while less hot girls who get half naked and don’t get the mainstream paparazzi and TV. coverage smoke her on social…I guess being hot isn’t enough…you need more, a personality, a skill, maybe she should try inserting large objects in her ass you know to make it edgy…at least that is more interesting than cheesy posing…that embarrasses me because she’s doing this alone in her room for her social media like a real fucking loser…but it does look good.