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2021

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw that fb is dropping their plan for Instagram for kids, which is fucking insane, not that they are dropping it, but that they even thought that was a good idea….

I am a firm believer than internet should be 18+ across the board. When you are under 18 you get a phone with only text and talk capabilities.

When you are over 18 you get the World Wide Web of dog shit. There is zero reason someone under 18 needs internet access besides for bad things.

I mean the internet is a fucking cesspool for perverts, and people at their absolute worst….

It’s worse than any nightclub or casino or other 18+ venue I’ve been to…and there is no need to get kids addicted to this shit, depressed by this shit, manipulated by this shit, when they are young in easily influenced…

I see parents with their kids on screen to shut them up, and I think…GIVE THEM A BOOK or a puzzle, no wonder all kids are retards…it’s not vaccines, it’s parents..turning their kids retarded…

Not that Reality even matters anymore, it’s just a series of lies, propaganda, confusing manipulation using weird click farms in third world countries….lies become real….and things get nice and censored…but they should give kids a fighting chance, let them grow up normal, before being thrown into this internet tracked life…

Stop the screens – Go back to books….it’ll never happen but an internet troll who hates how shitty the internet has made people….

Ripping society apart these social media sites now that they are no longer niche social media sites but the fucking MALL of the internet sites…where the worst kind of people flock..

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Dua Lipa is the Poster Girl
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Pearl Gonzalez Works on Her Booty
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie in the Bathroom
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Katharine McPhee Big Cleavage
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Joan Smalls Flashes Full Boob!
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Alessandra Ambroio’s Getting Sculpted Half Naked
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Vanessa Sierra Plays a Little Tennis
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Nina Agdal’s Hot Topless Selfie
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Expensive fails
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Narcissists and Social Media Compilation
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Lucia Javorcekova and Her Perfect Booty at the Beach
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Tal Adar is Possibly the Hottest Bodied Model Ever
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Join the Recovery Revolution
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The Aztecs are Pioneers of Gender Equality
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Angelina Jolie and The Weeknd on a Dinner Date
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Cheryl Burke Tests Positive for COVID
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7 Reasons Socialism is Bad
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Devin Booker Has COVID, May or May Not Have Been Vaccinated
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Noah Cyrus Takes the Stage
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Behind the Scenes with Sabrina Carpenter – Lingerie Model
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Limo Gets Turned Into Hot Tub
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Classic Candid Camera Prank
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Cat Saving Fireman
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Em Rata’s in a Tight Dress
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Joy Corrigan Topless
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Cops Dispatched to a Cemetery
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Kaley Cuoco’s Big Cleavage
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Marianne Fonseca in a See Through Dress
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21 Texts that Prove Mom Shouldn’t Have a Phone
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Gracie Hunt Distracted Chiefs Players Prior to Kickoff
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Malu Trevejo’s Nip Slip on IG
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Elon Musk and Grimes Break Up
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Tahitian Dancers – Bikini Top Dancing
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Machine Gun Kelly Gets Booed
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I think this Body Modification Weirdo has Gone Too Far
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Simp Male Begging during a Break Up
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The Most Hatde Fast Food Chains
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24 Photos that Will Take You Through a Range of Emotions
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49ers CB Josh Norman Was Taken to the Hospital After Spitting Up Blood
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Alexis Ren Sweats it Out in the Sauna
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Lena Dunham Gets Married
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Trucker’s Blind Spot Fail
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Nurse in PPE Scaring Patient
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The Craziest Hot Wheels Track in Backyard
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Late for a Meeting Scooter Fail
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Alejandra Guilmant Nude
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Man and his Camper said Fuck it
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Michael Jordan’s Son Accused of Assaulting Hospital Staff After a Slip and Fall
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Model with a Long Name Hides her Butt Hole
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Angelina Jolie and the Weekend Go on a Date
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Helping a Sloth Cross the Road
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How to Piss off Wife on Wedding Day
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Cam Sluts are the Dream Sluts
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Josephine Skriver’s Hot Photoshoot…
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Sluts at the Academy of Motion Pictures Gala
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Julianne Hough in Concert Wearing Very Little
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Stella Maxwell Long Legs
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Billie Eilish is Big in Concert
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J.Lo in Concert
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Jojo in Boots at an Event
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Sienna Miller at an event Tits First
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TikTok Bitch at Versace Event
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Julia Garner on Set in NYC
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Zoey Deutch Now Hot at a Versace Event
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Dua Lipa’s Cleavage at a Versace Event
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Nina Dobrev Bends Over in Shorts
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Her Mouth is the Gender Neutral Bathroom
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Monster Titty Drop
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SO MUCH BOOTY
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girl and her Big Nice Booty
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Big Titty Show
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11 Reasons to say WTF is That?
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Girl and her Blue Toy
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Mental Mondays
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Public Titty Suck
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27 People Having a Shitty Day
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Beach Pussy
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Scumbag of the Week
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Getting Out of Car Upskirt
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Kenzie Taylor’s Naked in the Ball Pit
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Elevator Ass Eaters
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Best Roadside Attraction
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FTV Girl Jasmine Does Nude Yoga
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She’s Hungry for More
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Hot Body Girl Fucks
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Chari Rider
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An Amateur Sex Tape with Creampie
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Fat Lips and the Dildo
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Kitchen Fuck
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Public Pussy Flash
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1500
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BRACES AND TITS
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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No Panty Twerk
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Burning Man Sluts
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Creamy on the Dildo
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Slutty Drunk Girls
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Shower Dildo Time
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Sluts on Trains
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Pusy Licker
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Hot Nude Model Alina Lopez
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Check Out this Nerd on her Dildo
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Hot Nude Models Hot Bush
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Just a Dildo Making a Mess
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Gabbie Carter Has Sex
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Hot Dildo Rider
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Face sitting Gym Workout
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DILDO SHARE
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2021

Sep

Josephine Skriver Pussy of the Day

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Outtake from this shoot

This is the single most important picture that I’ve seen this month, maybe this year…it’s an outtake of Josephine Skriver that is doing the rounds from a photoshoot with the iconic and legendary nude photographer champ DAVID BELLEMERE who for a while was getting ALL the fashion shoots, back before the whole MeToo bullshit tried to take out the hot nude shoots that everyone was doing at the time…

The reason this shoot is important is because you can basically see her whole pussy, which is what I am into looking at as a fan of pussy, and it’s a pretty nice looking pussy.

I am also all for seeing panties pulled up into a cunt, you know the outer lips just eating the fucking panties so that we get to see all the pussy lip fatness…

This is basically the PERFECT angle of the top model, who for the record was created in a test tube by some biologist who was into designer babies…meaning he definitely modified her DNA to be hot, in early work for what we hope they implement in the future generations of test tube babies, meaning that he designed this perfect and lovely pussy as part of his scientific work….

The other exciting thing about this pussy flash is that I have good reason to believe thanks to a very reputable source that Skriver was a virgin when she moved to NYC to Victoria’s Secret, only to meet the model fucker she ended up marrying, meaning that she may have only had one dick in this pussy that’s being put on display….that doesn’t mean it’s a clean pussy, I mean her husband as previously mentioned was a model fucker and we know some models fuck their way to the top….so AIDS could have happened along the way…but that’s not the kind of thing to deter a motherfucker like me from wishing this was smothering me to death….

I mean…the ULTIMATE cameltoe….the ULTIMATE clothed but that’s her whole pussy….I mean this puts all ASSHOLE BEHIND thongs to fucking shame…

THIS is the most important image that has come out in the last year….or more…amazing.

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2021

Sep

Madison Beer Nipple of the Day

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Madison Beer isn’t one of those celebrities who has that much of a personality or soul at least not according to me.

That’s not to say that her serious, empty expression, dead in the eyes look isn’t hot, I mean there are people who fuck sex dolls out there, having an energy around you isn’t necessary for the win.

I also have never met Madison Beer, we don’t hang out on weekend by her pool, so my opinion of her having no personality is really just based on absolutely nothing but what she looks like in pictures, which is dead on the inside.

I wouldn’t say it’s just Madison Beer, it’s pretty much a cultural thing, or maybe a generational thing…is it that they are medicated, on anti-depressants that rob them of having a soul, or are they just so filtered in their content that I don’t know if I am looking at a human or a drawing or sketch of a person….

Maybe I am the one losing my mind, thinking everyone is just a selfie taking, attention seeking, tits out and empty…because I am sure there is still about 5% of women who don’t take nude or half nude selfies for their social media, for likes and follows and attention out there, I just don’t know any of them.

In Today’s Madison Beer content, her top is sheer, an exciting thing, cuz she’s got tits and we like tits, and I guess she likes having tits too…probably helped her Youtube career become a legit signed artist career…assuming the youtube thing wasn’t pre-planned by the legit career, as you can never know with click farms and fake views, where the things that go viral are planned and strategically made viral, as nothing just “goes” viral organically.

I assume that you can see her nipples in her mesh top, because I see what looks like brown nipples, but the real question we need to ask ourselves is why haven’t we seen her nipples yet…there must be existing pics of her bare tits out there….I just don’t keep track, even though you’d assume I would, it’s not like I have anything else to do…

I guess it’s the “anal scene” logic of if you do an anal scene on your first day in porn, you have little to build up to….

Who cares…

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2021

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Workers are worth celebrating!!

I was a huge fucking critic of the medical workers because I knew that the media was manipulating them to push the storyline they were looking for. If you make people feel extreme fear, or like they are working on the frontlines of a crisis, they will buy into it because it makes them seem or feel important, they are just part of the programming…

So then all these egotistical fucks, trying to be talking heads, or hot bodies getting paid to produce nude content at the hospitals for the supporters, figuring they could mooch off the sympathy of those scared at home streaming all day, knowing people were heading out to work in this pandemic, and pulling out your credit card is a way to feel less guilt….I mean just yesterday I got some food and gave the girl a double sized tip, knowing that because of vaccine passports, COVID lockdowns, free government money, she was taking a financial hit just being there…plus she had hot tits….

Point being, now that the vaccine mandates are happening, in the midst of a pandemic, lots of medical workers are choosing to quit their jobs and some of them LOVE what they are doing, are great at what they do, are NEEDED by society for what they do…but now or soon will be totally without pay due to insane regulations…

SO I AM ALL FOR SUPPORTING them…especially in their nudes, because I don’t think it is in bad taste anymore, you know when people were dying and we bought into the pandemic because it was new, masturbating in triage next to a person on a ventilator dying, was pretty shitty…but now that they are out of work, it’s a whole new level….

If I had an actual company, I’d hire all the unvaccinated military and medical workers….because losing your job over medicine you don’t want to take is next level crazy….but not as crazy as some of these hot medical workers being hot…

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2021

Sep

Heidi Klum Tanning Her Tits of the Day

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I don’t know if Heidi Klum, who I assume is around 50 years old, has real or fake tits, I just know that she looks pretty fucking wonderful regardless of where the titties are from.

If anything, I like to think of her as proof that eugenics is a solid strategy to make for hot chicks, something I like to think Communist Russia experimented with also, you know kill off the uglies, or keep breeding the hotties, so the ugly gene gets eliminated from our DNA…a world without ugly chicks…a fucking dream….

So as much as you hate the idea that some of your favorite Sci/Fi movies or books are potentially real, like Brave New World, where they just breed kids in a lab to have perfect genetics, you have to remember that a world without uglies, is a world worth living in….assuming they won’t kill you off cuz you ugly…which I wouldn’t assume since I’m ugly….meaning great idea in theory, but we need uglies to hide amongst, so that we can enjoy the hotness like this old lady confusing me with her hotness despite being old.

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2021

Sep

Halle Berry in Bed of the Day

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Halle Berry posted this in bed picture with her legs up in the air like she’s heading into a gynecological exam, or maybe prepping for one of her minions to go down on her on command, because all these rich people have domestics and to assume that a rich person like Halle Berry doesn’t have someone on staff who will eat her asshole on command is just CRAZy….it’s probably the top 5 hires….

She posted this to promote some UFC chick fighting because she is the expert on UFC thanks to directing some movie called BRUISED, it was her directorial debut, available on Netflix on November 24, so this is the build up to that – I guess.

The storyline is a disgraced MMA fighter has to face off with one of the rising stars of the MMA with some shit about her 6 year old getting the mom he deserves

PROPAGANDA!

I’ll still look at her old lady tits being slutty, because Halle Berry, Hollywood’s answer to whitest black girl they can find to be a black actress so they aren’t called racist, at least in the 90s, before they decided that a white raised half black girl like drake wasn’t cutting the “black” card and was actually doing their best black face which in and of itself is racist…not that we should reduce everything to race…if the bitch is hot, she’s hot…whether she’s a tool by racist hollywood or not…

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2021

Sep

Elsa Hosk Got Them Tits on Of the Day

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Elsa Hosk the Swedish Basketball player that has basically given you everything you need to know about how the WNBA can make their bullshit better, stop using 6 foot tall women who look like they are men who have transitioned badly, and maybe start using 6 foot tall models with a decent level of athleticism, maybe throw them in bikini or lingerie so that we can get off to their game…

Now I’ve never watched WNBA, so it’s pretty unfair for me to say that all the WNBA players look like dudes who transitioned, but I don’t know what they look like, because they are not 6 foot tall bikini models in bikinis playing basketball at the high school male level….like the WNBA…

I know that “sexualizing” women is supposed to be a bad thing. I’ve seen female athletes, even the lowest level female athletes who post half naked bikini pics on their instagram try to shit on the media for sexualizing them in their coverage…when the only reason people watch female sports is for that reason….or maybe they are a woman into the sport…but any dude is watching women play for the titty jiggle….and not for the athleticism…

I mean I LOVE female tennis, but it has nothing to do with the elite level of tennis they play, I can follow the ball easier and there’s tons of upskirts…so let’s be reasonable here…

Elsa Hosk, is more than just a lingerie model, a bball player, a new mother, she’s also got big titties out..

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2021

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

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Every Day is Mother’s Day….or Mother I’d Like to Fuck day…because there are some hot moms out there now that I’m old as shit and the moms are in the realm of “Hot age”…..

I don’t actually find breeding all that hot, but I do think it’s important to celebrate the maternal instinct that makes women throw in the towel on shame and decency, and trade it in for “PLEASE JERK OFF TO ME”…..

You know the simple “It seemed like a good idea to do that whole breeding thing, since all the neighbors were doing it, and we as a people or culture want to have families, living that suburban dream”….without realizing that the end of the world is impending and bringing kids into the world is just totally irresponsible…because their no longer the hot beings they want to be, but the diaper changing, exhausted, puked covered parent with no sex appeal.

Luckily, the hormones in the foods, the heavy metals in the water and the air and all these other things are going to make the whole breeding thing a thing of the past, so that women can live that full life of looking in the mirror producing nude content for money, or whatever else ladies do to feel fulfilled when they don’t have kids..like bake or sew….which they probably wouldn’t need to do without having kids…you know kids the big distraction…from being their true masturbating all day self….

These girls, these MILFs aren’t letting baby making get in the way and are a reminder that no all birthing means an end to the slutty selfie..they are still sexual beings…empower them by pulling out your credit card or some shit…they still have tits, ass, pussy…even if they’ve been through the wringer…we’ve seen worse…

In conclusion, I support moms, birthing, family when it merges with “slut”….you know, since life is about balance or some shit…

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2021

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley Titty Dress of the Day

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The nice thing about being a washed up internet troll that no one gives a fuck about or notices, is that nothing I write is serious, it’s all in efforts to either piss you off, or piss off the fans of the people I make fun of, you know shit on these people that are celebrated for the enjoyment of those of us who aren’t hot enough to get knocked up by billionaires, or matter in the vapid and vain celebrity life….they don’t care, they love the attention…

So yeah, I’ve been saying that every bikini pic of Liz Hurley, which has been a lot of bikini pics, since her career from model/actress to uterus for billionaire cum, pretty much wrapped up a decade ago with her own bathing suit collection that I’ll assume gets her paid, even though no one gives a fuck about Liz Hurley..

So I’ve been saying that her bikini pics are either archived, she shot them before she turned old as shit, you could easily fake it if you have some vision, I mean there’s no timestamp on a bikini pic, you can post a pic taken today in 10 years and if you’ve been consistent, no one will know the difference, you just need to hide in a bunker somewhere as you live out your life..

I’ve also said that her bikini pics are her transgender son pretending to be her, since trannies are gaming the whole being a sugar baby on instagram thing pretty effectively thanks to modern plastic surgery procedures to mulilate them in the weirdest way….I mean just yesterday I saw two sugar babies in a hot tub twerking – BOTH WERE ORIGINALLY DUDES…thanks social media filters, fillers and weird fat transfers to confuse the fuck out of everyone into thinking we’re dealing with Kardashian looking girls and not dudes playing dress up…

All this to say, in this dress, with the window to her titties, or a TITTY window, that I’ll accept as RECENT because there are likely pics from the event you can cross reference….is proof that Liz Hurley is not riding off archives, 300 pounds in a trailer park somewhere, she’s still bringing it…and LOOKING fucking amazing. I mean OLD lady tits have NEVER been so good, just think of all those times you’ve jerked off to your granny’s tits…NEVER this hot…I am sure.

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2021

Sep

Dakota Fanning Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is not immune to the pressures of social media…and despite being a celebrity her enitre life, she still needs to post slutty selfies, sure it’s not THAT slutty, I mean I’ve been looking at girls pissing themselves on reddit for attention for the last hour, but for her level of celebrity, it’s a little slutty….or maybe the word is desperate or shameless, which I guess is also what slutty means….

It’s some LOOK at me situation…whether it’s properly executed or not…

Now, I love sluts and I am not hating on slutty content. I don’t think that sexualizing yourself is that big of a deal, especially in this era of perversion, where nothing is seen as shameless as slutty, it’s all fair game….

If anything I fucking celebrate slutty content by jerking off to their work…I mean a world where girls stopped posting slutty content would be a world you’d have to totally rework your life….know how to spend our days…..

I mean would we need to find hobbies, or creative outlets outside of jerking off to slutty content or would we need money making tasks, because the lack of slutty content under a slutty content ban would require needing money to get the slutty content, the contraband slutty content in the event all girls act like your wife when she cuts off the sex because she hates you….

We’re not there yet. We may never be there. Because sluts love being sluts….and I guess Dakota Fanning wants in on it on some level to stay relevant cuz she has to…

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