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2021

10

Nov

Sophie Simmons Topless of the Day

WOAH – Get your KISS merch before the SUPPLY CHAIN issues make it impossible for you to get your KISS merch and everyone who knows KISS merch knows that Sophie Simmons is the best KISS merch around….from Gene Simmons’ balls to your computer screen…and she doesn’t even cost a motherfucking thing…you can even imagine yourself fucking it, as guys do when they look at pics of hot girls, or walk next to hot girls, or get served by hot girls…and really they don’t even have to be hot…they just have to be there….men are perverts…CANCEL THEM…

Anyway….Sophie Simmons, a reality star, an HEIRESS to a huge empire, getting topless for the social media like a low level….when she’s really not low level at all…is a little disappointing because she could do great things with those big boobs….but like everyone, no one bothers trying, because it doesn’t make a difference…you get as many likes for a shitty titty selfie as you would for something you put together and tried to do something inspiring with….

We can’t blame the tits for reducing themselves to tits, it’s society as a whole that’s doing it to them….because before social media, we’d never see topless selfies from ANYONE…even if we tried to convince girls or pay girls to send them….they’d say no…and the big tits we loved would have to come at us from other angles…maybe paparazzi pics, magazine photoshoots….but when you give people the chance to run their own destiny….everything slowly becomes amateur porn, even high end shit…

It is weird….but I’ll take it because the end result gets us some titty which is what it’s about, there’s a reason people are self producing this shit, it’s what the fans want to see….eliminate the middle man, get straight to the point, seems efficient to me.

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2021

10

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I was reading some conspiracy that basically outlined that all of the famous actresses are actually born men and part of some big scam to confuse people.

I wouldn’t say that it is totally impossible, because for the entirety of this site I’ve called these celebs out for not being nearly as hot as they are marketed as.

I also know where there is money, there is a lot of fucking weirdness, and Hollywood is about the money…lots of money…so what we think we know may just be an elaborate troll. As someone who has been on the internet as long as I have, I wouldn’t be all that shocked or really all that mad since I don’t jack off to celebs like you do.

Anyway, in the conspiracy they mentioned the CAMELTOE prosthetic that is available on amazon for the average consumer looking to dupe dudes into thinking there’s a cunt under those balls and I figure that technology had to start somewhere, like most trends, that somewhere may have been HOLLYWOOD.

So you can’t always trust the cameltoe, but sometimes you just need to trust the cameltoe, because pussy eating pants, underwear, shorts, basically anything…showing off the pussy in full glory through the pants…is pretty fucking great.

These cameltoes, which we’ll assume are on women, it’s all a matter of perception, are fucking great.

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2021

10

Nov

Elsa Hosk Tits of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a model, so this is her showing off some high fashion items that I guess were designed for the traditional titless model, while this Swede comes in packing fucking heat, you know a basketball star before she was a model, now a new mom with basketball sized tits, trying to be included in those high fashion dresses, which I guess is the opposite, but much better version of a fat chick squeezing into pants too tight because she doesn’t want to admit she’s a fat chick..

This tits too big to be a traditional model, BUT THAT WON’T STOP HER…a FUCKING HER…but tits perfect enough to be a lingerie model even for mall brands who sell made in China trash, but at least she’s half naked….just tits too big for the dress…but she’s empowered, don’t shame her….JERK OFF TO HER…THOSE TITS.

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2021

10

Nov

Addison Rae Bikini of the Day

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If you want evidence that TikTok is some demonic shit that sucks everyone in with their sophisticated AI that know exactly what you like, because it’s basically INSIDE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN…then you’ve gotta look at their number one star…the BIGGEST (literally) star for a generation…celebrated and praised for awkward dancing because talent, training and discipline doesn’t matter to a retard generation, not that dancing is ever good, ALWAYS retarded….which reminds me…

Someone said they were going to use the R-Word but don’t want to offend anyone….in reference to some bullshit….so I said “RAPE?”….you know the OTHER forbidden R word, that is a way funnier one to me, not because I endorse rape but because I don’t think Retard(ed) is a forbidden word….I know retards, real ones, and those who act like retards and are basically real ones and there’s no better word to explain it….where as RAPE can has too many other options to make the same point…BUT RETARD in a unique and beautiful angel sent from heaven word….unlike Addison Rae..who is just a billboard for how trash society has gone…

I mean, this is their idols, their babes, and she’s getting paid for it…while being nothing…a literal nothing….

What a world.

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2021

10

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am pretty sure that weed is basically treated as though it is legal in most parts of the world, you know since it’s just a fucking plant you can grow on your windowsill in your mom’s basement you call “Masturbation Station”….

The fact it was ever illegal is fucking silly, but I guess so are a lot of laws that are designed to block personal freedoms like getting high…

I know they play the stoner being the brain dead retard streaming netflix, but I’d argue that’s pretty much everyone, the weed just makes it more tolerable..

So if you are a useless mindless retard who likes laying out covered in fast food and junk food as you slowly die never really knowing what real life is….you should try it high.

Thes girls are what I’d call WEED activists, even if their activism is more just using weed as a prop, it gets the word out there that girls who get naked on the internet smoke weed, so why don’t you….

Everyone needs their hook, I mean when so many ppl get naked online daily, you gotta go niche…and weed porn is niche I’m into…but I’ll look at any girl naked, she doesn’t need to be posing with weed.

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2021

10

Nov

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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Jordyn Jones’ is a child dancing reality show star where she played one of the children….I don’t fuck with that kind of content and I am shocked it even exists but thanks to Jordyn Jones and Maddie Ziegler now being 18 and slutty….I know those shows exist and I know that the stars they create grow up to a very unique kind of slut…

You know sold to the industry for the worst low hanging fruit shit, but for whatever reason it led to tons of social media followers, that they can now sell shitty product to through sleazy content, the sleazier you get the more the sell and thus the more money they make.

You know dreams of fame filling the void in their soul with likes and follows like all these motherfuckers out there.

Jordyn Jones is a little trashy and even sells exclusive slutty content to her fans.

I don’t know if this has anything to do with that feed, but it’s a pretty impressive booty in sweatpants show….like adult dancers, this child dancer who is now an adult, has the flexibility, fitness and musculature you’d want a girl you are jerking off to have..

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2021

10

Nov

Victoria Justice Smokes of the Day

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Here’s some Victoria Justice sucking dick energy. Sure she’s not actually suking a dick and you dick is likle far smaller than that mouth piece so probably har for you to visualize, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s erotic….I’m still brainwashed from the evil entertainment industry that taught me that smoking was cool and smoking was sexy….and girls who do it aren’t white trash trailer part garbage at the corner store buying lottery tickets and mustard…but actual glam….

Yes, she’s not smoking cock, but she probably has…

I know what you’re thinking, has her career gone so south that she’s headed to DUBAI for some HUMMUS parties? You know they pay more for the higher profile talent they get to shit on….I think her resume or IMDB could command BIG money…

Either way, hot tits.

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2021

10

Nov

Rittenhouse’s Amazing TikTok Handle of the Day

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4DoorsMoreWhores

I don’t know if you’ve been following the Rittenhouse case, I haven’t, because I saw all the clips when the shit went down, and people like Ricky Schroder were bailing him out, and it was pretty obvious that he was acting in self defense and seemed like a reasonably nice kid…and I saw the guns being pointed at him when he smoked those fuckers…should he have been there, no…should BLM be there…definitely not.

Not to mention, he killed some sex offender, and other white guy who was likely a criminal because he was hired to protest for BLM…

You don’t need my analysis on this shit, other than I hope the kid sues the fuck out of all the media outlets who painted him as a racist or white supremacist..

I will say, everyone, even a guy he shot is helping his case….the prosecutor is fully lying, and the court system which I don’t have much hope for, may PULL through….everyone scared of the fucking internet….what a scam.

ANYWAY. I saw this clip about Kyle’s TikTok handle, 4DoorsMoreWhores….AMAZING….

It seems like the judge was pissed that it was brought up, you know, since it is totally irrelevant, but I guess an attempt to trigger the woke because the kid said WHORE…

My email when I got Hotmail in the 90s was VAGINALBLOODFART@hotmail.com….no longer active..>THANKS BILL GATES fucking my shit up since 1996.

The point is, people are too fucking uptight and hopefully it CONTINUES to backfire….

Here’s the judge pissed…

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2021

10

Nov

Dove Cameron Brings the Pantyhose Weirdness!

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What the fuck is the mind control slave into…

Dove Cameron, that’s the name they gave her when they were programming her, her real name is CHLOE CELESTE HOSTERMAN, but she probably doesn’t like visiting that VERSION of herself, they’ve put too much work into disassociating her from it….fuck CHLOE CELESTE HOSTERMAN…no one wants that one….they want DOVE…

Anyway, she’s a Disney species, possibly a hybrid human, I don’t know what weirdness goes down in the Disney Training camps, I just know they use it to destroy the brains of young people in the most subtle way. Thanks WALT for that master vision you fuck…

When are they going to unfreeze that motherfucker, they probably already have and they’re keeping him from us….JERKS…

Anyway, DOVE is beyond famous, with over 44.5 million followers on her instagram alone, you know that she’s a force in the industry, which is surprising since not that many people even know who she is.

More interesting, her instagram is the most unstable, near suicide, darkness if you catch it on the right day….

In this shoot she’s got the Gucci pantyhose, because she’s no drug store pantyhose shopper, she’s famous and high profile and probably involved with Gucci on a paid partnership level.

Her caption with this selfie shoot is:

nothin makes you smaller than bein a big man

What the fuck does that mean? It is definitely a reminder that she is fucking weird….dark….and not in an artsy and inspiring way…in a fucking SINISTER way…

BUT CHECK OUT THOSE FANY PANTYHOSE…right..

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2021

10

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Guess what…it’s Wet Spot Wednesday….

Yep….wet spot Wednesday…the most powerful day of the week because ALL THINGS good come from the VAGINA…

Unless you consider IVF to be the opposite of abortion, but still evil, because it’s giving people who wouldn’t otherwise make a baby a chance to make a baby, instead of just adopting a baby, because they are such narcissists they need that baby in their image, but if you can modify the DNA before you put the egg in a surrogate, maybe make the motherfucker a little taller, stronger, less faggy…you know DESIGN YOUR BABY….instead of the whole NATURAL thing, I mean why go natural when we have all this EVIL technology…so modern and convenient…

But I consider the VAGINA the gateway to all good things, not like the PORTAL at the Travis Barker Scott Kardashian concert….you know TO LET THE DEMONS OUT, or to bring the souls to the DEMONS….you know TOTALLY normal things…

I do think wet spots out of context can be gross, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t snort lines of this wet spot shit if given the chance…because vagina is WONDERFUL….and this is my TRIBUTE MID WEEK to what I think is a GODLY thing that should be worshipped, or maybe that I’d sacrifice my HIV NEGATIVE status to get up in the right one…right. RIGHT!

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