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2021

15

Oct

Jordyn Jones Ass in Lingerie of the Day

Apparently, Jordyn Jones, child reality star dancer, has realized that people are really excited about her fat dance ass, and will pay her to stare at her self produced smut, because they are pathetic perverts who have lost touch with reality, don’t realize there are hot chicks outside of the internet, and even getting a lap dance at a strip club for 10 dollars is more rewarding to jerking off to a picture of some pitch in lingerie…I mean this is not 1990s internet where a picture was enough…we’re over here in real life where jerking off to a screen is played out and boring…

I am convinced that Jordyn Jones will end up doing porn eventually, I mean what the fuck were her other options really, she’s a child dance reality star who is no longer a child, but with that big social media following can convert fucking members to her porn site.

The problem I have with all this is the photos are all shitty and self shot, I want BETTER production value. I’ve watched the news or daytime TV a few times since the pandemic, and it’s all shitty fucking ZOOM quality…everyone’s got too lazy to bother because they get paid regardless but part of the fun should be CREATIVE ideas….

inStead, it’s a bitch in an apartment in lingerie crying for attention so she doesn’t have to sell her assets and move back to Kalamazoo to work the lap dance hustle like her friends and neighbors, even though LAP DANCES are REAL…while this shit isn’t…

GOOD ass though and DANCERS who aren’t strippers may be disappointing, the whole point of professionally trained dance is to end up stripping, unless you’re a rich kid or hit the lottery like Julianne Hough….but I guess even the hobbiest can fuck better than some sloppy fat bitch who eats donuts everyday for breakfast…

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2021

15

Oct

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Check out that skeleton….in FROG BUTT….reminds me of this song….

Only instead of being spooked out by that spooky skeleton in frog butt…you may or may not want to fuck it. I would assume that’s the whole point of the get on all fours and arch your back frog butt pose….unless they are just casually caught in this pose and it’s one big coincidence that all girls do basically the exact same thing as they race to get results or conversions….

This is far hotter than jerking off at the swamp out back where the actual frogs live….you know, sometimes some APPROPRIATION is good….learn from other species or cultures to be better at things like SEXTING.

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2021

15

Oct

Nicola Peltz Panties of the Day

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I like Bella Thorne’s porn sister, not so much because she’s hot, or because she’s got a designer pussy that she fucks with a dildo, because she doesn’t have a designer pussy, but she does fuck it with a dildo….

I like Belle Thorne’s porn sister because after their dad died, she was carted off to LA with the family, where the other sisters were sold to Disney and this one, who doesn’t have the same mom, despite being brought there by the mom, didn’t do all that much…

I find it interesting that when seeing her sister become one of the biggest names in pop culture thanks to her strategic “Get Big On Social Media like a Youtuber”….a strategy I doubt she had much to do with but that’s another story that some insiders may have to whistleblow like that fake bitch who went up against FB, met with congress, and is now entitled to 30% of whatever money the government squeezes out of FB….which could be in the 100s of millions of dollars…not bad for some low level puppet…

But yeah, the sister’s a big deal, so she does porn…HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? Were they molested, is porn just the easy way to money, is porn just so normalized….THERE IS MORE TO THIS STORY….whistleblowers, I’m waiting for the scoop.

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I know when you look at a bitch in her panties and FISHNETS for FISHNET FRIDAY, because she’s a sex worker without knowing she’s a sex worker, like all other women who feel obligated to post their nudes or half nudes on social media because they are all addicted to the clicks, follows and likes…things that money can’t buy…

The proof in that is that these panties in fishnets for attention is done by NICOLA PELTZ, who is a low level actress, but more importantly the heiress to some creepy banker named Nelson Peltz.

She’s also engaged to the Beckham’s kid….so an heiress to a billionaire ho once owned Dr Pepper or some shit…and the future wife of the Beckhams who are also rich as shit…pulling low level cam girl shit…because that’s what society is about..AMAZING…

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2021

15

Oct

Kaili Thorne Pussy of the Day

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I like Bella Thorne’s porn sister, not so much because she’s hot, or because she’s got a designer pussy that she fucks with a dildo, because she doesn’t have a designer pussy, but she does fuck it with a dildo….

I like Belle Thorne’s porn sister because after their dad died, she was carted off to LA with the family, where the other sisters were sold to Disney and this one, who doesn’t have the same mom, despite being brought there by the mom, didn’t do all that much…

I find it interesting that when seeing her sister become one of the biggest names in pop culture thanks to her strategic “Get Big On Social Media like a Youtuber”….a strategy I doubt she had much to do with but that’s another story that some insiders may have to whistleblow like that fake bitch who went up against FB, met with congress, and is now entitled to 30% of whatever money the government squeezes out of FB….which could be in the 100s of millions of dollars…not bad for some low level puppet…

But yeah, the sister’s a big deal, so she does porn…HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? Were they molested, is porn just the easy way to money, is porn just so normalized….THERE IS MORE TO THIS STORY….whistleblowers, I’m waiting for the scoop.

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2021

15

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I guess you could argue that we were never free, that we have always been slaves, under the assumption that we were free thinkers, with free speech, who had the ability to be anything we wanted to be, so long as we played the system the right way…

Just a bunch of assholes, basically entrapped in the nets, unable to escape the burdens of society…far less attractive than actually fishnets…which I guess in their own way make women the sex slaves they may pretend they aren’t, like how we pretend we are free….we aren’t…we’re working for other assholes…but at least there’s fishnets on girls to distract ourselves…

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2021

15

Oct

Danielle Bregoli Ass of the Day

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Bhad Bhabie is the Dr Phil “Catch Me Ousside” girl who went viral a bunch of years ago, that made me think that she was a contrived beta kitten that was designed to go viral, you know since nothing goes viral, especially not something on Dr Phil, no one watches that shit….but I guess on the surface, you’ve got this girl playing some gutter or ghetto trash, to push whatever Dr Phil wanted to push….who has gone onto become an OnlyFans girl who made 1,000,000 dollars in her first 24 hours thanks to people wanting to see big tits…and I guess her skinny ass.

I don’t know if this is her exclusive content, but I’ll look at it.

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2021

15

Oct

Bar Refaeli Bra Of the Day

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Bar Refaeli who may or not be the queen of Israel, I am sure that a few people would have issue with that, maybe Natalie Portman, Gal Gadot and any of the other honeypots they’ve given us and I like to think the best way to solve this debate is a naked, oiled up, mud wrestle…I know that Refaeli skipped her military training to tax evade and fuck Leo DiCaprio while posing in lingerie…while Gadot was out there learning all the things needed to be the agent provocateur she clearly is…so my money is on Gadot…who also has additional training in self defense thanks to her whole Wonder Woman thing….but I like to think the true winner in that brawl would be us, the VIEWER…who gets to see these hot naked Israelites in a battle to the throne….in the meantime, we can stare at Bar Refaeli’s tits in a bra for social media, pretty slutty if you ask me….someone who remembers never getting girls to show me their bra, even with the valid and convincing argument of “it’s like a bikini top”…because it’s NOT a bikini top.

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2021

15

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I love that we live in a world where people are willing to give up their rights and allow insane things to be pushed on them while getting tracked and followed by big tech….why don’t you make people like ZUCKERBERG more rich than he already is by continuing to use his platform because you’ve built your audience there and that’s where life happens on the internet….just bend over and let them decide what you can and can’t see or talk about and give them access to everything there is to know about a motherfucker, they feel like they’ve got their own audience in the people with horrible intentions for them and who view them as USERS, sucking off the system they built, like they are strictly there for profit and not because they are humans….

So you’ll take all these horrible shit against you and your family that will lead to a horrible ending….

But you’ll campaign for EMPOWERMENT by protesting dumb shit, like re-sexualizing a panty like GRANNY PANTIES…that were de-sexualized when the big corporations that control us needed more profit and had to sell new products to the fools….

We are the fools, but at least they have panty pics, cuz I like panties….just not wearing them to sneak into the woman’s changing room, yet luckily we live in a society where that’s all it takes to get into the woman’s changing room, because as a pervert that I am, I’ve spent 20 years trying to get into the woman’s changing room without getting kicked out…and FINALLY the woke has given me that gift…THANKS INCLUSIVITY…NOW LET’S SHOWER TOGETHER…assuming COVID measures that make no sense at gyms don’t have a SHOWER BAN…because some do….YOU CAN WORK OUT HERE, YOU JUST CAN’T SHOWER HERE, because SHOWERS lead to more COVID…INSANE..

WE live in a dumb world…

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2021

15

Oct

Watching Vanessa Hudgen’s Thighs Rub Together Of the Day

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We live in a world of photoshop, facetune, strategic posing, face filters and LIES….

So I like to post these paparazzi videos of these celebs who try to play off being hot on their social media and showcase the real version of them….

In today’s episode of “She’s not as hot as she pretends to do be”….idiot masked Vanessa Hudgens showing everyone that she doesn’t read any of the studies on MASK science that have proven masks do more damage than good….but in her case, hides a huge percentage of her face so that she doesn’t need anyone to see the real version of her.

I mean she’s got the glasses on too, so this may not EVEN be Hudgens…and her midget legs in bike shorts so that she doesn’t get heat rash on her thighs like a fat chick as they rub together.

She’s such a well behaved slave as she virtue signals with her bullshit face mask lies….probably mandated by her owners at the MOUSE EAR corporation.

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2021

15

Oct