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2021

16

Sep

Elsa Hosk Underboob of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a basketball star from Sweden who is better known for putting her Basketballs into her bikini tops and bra tops and even fully exposed, all painted to look like breasts, because that’s the way female basketball was meant to be played…

Unless these are just her real tits, I remember many decades ago learning that the average bra size of a Swede was a C-Cup or maybe it was a D-Cup and thinking…that’s the kind of place I’d like to go…you know Volvos, Ikea Meatballs and BOBS….

I guess the point of the story is that Elsa Hosk, the VS Model of dreams, has really performed well with the fans, without even letting her pregnancy get in the way of being someone we can rely on to jerk off to…which is so rare these days.

I am a fan and think she’s one of the hottest around, so you should be too, since you are me and I am you.

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2021

16

Sep

Jojo works the Pole of the Day

The pole dance thing becoming a mainstream 15 years ago has always been hilarious to me….seeing suburban moms getting their stripper on is beyond fucking weird especially then since no suburban moms were running a side hustle on OnlYFans….you know it was the calm before the everyone is a self producing pornographer in this shady and horny internet world…

So you’d see these ladies in their late 30s or 40s heading out in booty shorts and high heels to stripper dance, the very dance you’d think they’d hate, because they’d see strippers at sluts, which turned out to be just catty, as they proved to the world that they could be sluts too…

Sure they pushed the athleticism, the gymnastics, the skill required, but ultimate, they were living out their private stripper dancer fantasy….

I guess pole dance is still a thing and funny enough, I saw some pink hair woke girls in the park with a stripper pole doing their routine earlier in the summer, and thought…wow…not even done in studios or gyms anymore….just right in the park…

Now, i never thought pole dancing was some hot thing that gives boners….if anything I’ve only been impressed by a pole dance for the athleticism in the stripper dance routine and I spent YEARS going to strippers doing research as to what my favorite aspect of it was…and I don’t even think pole tricks made the list….

But when the normies, or the celebs like Jojo who are now panty models, with surprisingly big boobs do it….it’s pretty entertaining to see them get their best striptease on….you know since they post it to social media…and aren’t trying to sell lap dances to me after awkward conversations they are only having with me to sell lap dances to me….

You know, cuz you don’t see these types doing this kind of thing on the regular….it makes it worthy of a stare…..did I mention Jojo’s got big bobs?

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2021

16

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday on a Thursday of the Day

I’ve been a day behind on some of these posts all week, you can blame me for being a degenerate who shouldn’t even update this site to get back to living on the streets and dumpster diving like a true human, not the socialized one they’ve turned us into, with all these societal rules, but rather just a find some donuts in the dumpster outside Dunkin, head to the mall to sit in the food court to stare at the upskirts as they ride the escalator, or I guess the pussy wedgies for those not in skirts, because pussy wedgies are fucking everywhere….all this to say…it’d be more fulfilling than scouring the internet for pics of pussy wedgies for 12 weird fucks or less….11 of which are spam bots….LIVING the DOT COM BUBBLE DREAM over here….

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2021

16

Sep

Norm Macdonald Gets Scared of the Day

I don’t really know why I am feeling pretty sad about Norm Macdonald’s death, since I don’t have emotions….blame autism.

I usually think celebrity deaths are part of their performance, for some celebs the best part of their performance, you know that final curtain…

I also don’t get upset about death or take it too seriously because that’s the whole beauty of living, never knowing when it will end, so not being prepared for that end, is pretty idiotic…and not keeping that in mind, like it’s actually a GIFT knowing you will die, because it forces you to not take too much too seriously, because it ultimately doesn’t fucking matter and anxiety, stress, work, drama, just disappears….

For whatever reason, our culture is so chicken shit of death, narcissists just want to live forever, we’re trained to fear it, but I am sure there are other cultures out there who embrace it….without fear…and probably live more fulfilling lives….not that I am trying to make this a death post where I preach to you about how you should feel about death, I don’t fucking care, fear it all you want, pretend you’ll live forever or that you’re invincible all you want…it doesn’t matter.

What does matter is that Norm Macdonald was a brilliant comic and I am not just saying that because he’s from Canada, I don’t care about that shit…what I do care about is that he was totally underrated, but was still a comic’s comic….I was on his wikipedia, a reliable source….and it went into how he got fired from Weekend Update for offending the head of NBC by calling OJ Simpson a murderer and other insane jokes…which is why the people loved him….and after SNL…the same team and NBC tried to silence him from promoting his movies because I guess they hated him that much, which means he was SOMEONE worth listening to.

You know, someone who said what he felt, didn’t care about getting sued, was brave….and even later in his career called out the idiotic #MeToo movement only to get cancelled from Jimmy Fallon, his predecessor on update’s late night Cuck Party….because NOT EVERYONE can not give a fuck.

In the above video, Norm, who played Kramer in Man on the Moon with Jim Carrey, got to have lunch on the Psycho set with Jim Carrey where they pranked him.

Jim Carrey posted this on his twitter and I thought it was some feel good energy….RIP NORM!

This was Jim Carrey’s caption:


During the filming of ‘Man On The Moon’, Norm MacDonald came to join me as Andy Kauffman for a lunch on the real porch of the ‘Psycho’ house at Universal and was scare pranked by another famous Norman…
Long live Norm MacDonald!

Posted in:Videos

2021

16

Sep

Ben Affleck is Hustling New Pussy of the Day

You know what they say, even dudes who get the hottest pussy are bored of the hottest pussy, especially if that pussy is 100 years old and you had it when it was 25 years old…and you didn’t really want it again…but it sort of fell in your lap and allowed you to reposition yourself from the drunk guy who fucks the barely instagram model who did playboy once…

But you know what they say, when you’re in a staged relationship because you are an actor, even if your relationship is a real relationship, it’s still acting cuz you’re an actor…your true colors can come shining through…Actually, I don’t think they say anything about that…

Now I don’t know who Affleck is rolling up on, but it gives off pure street hooker vibes, even though it’s probably just a neighbor or friend, I’m far more into pushing the rumor because J.Lo getting cheated on is the best joke ever because you know she thinks she’s the ULTIMATE…which is why she keeps going, keeps producing, keeps trying to elevate herself and earn, because YOU can never have ENOUGH….even though all stuff she’s striving for doesn’t make her any less empty of a person…

Not that I know J.Lo…I mean she could be the most down to earth, talented, angel just trying to save the world one dance move at a time….but I still like seeing Affleck seemingly creeping on other girls…even if he’s not…and I use “I still like” very loosely since I don’t fucking care about any of this nonsense…

Posted in:Videos

2021

16

Sep

TikTok is the Future and Other Videos of the Day

Girl on the Pole

Retard Flip Fail

German Sheppard and his Tank Top Wearing Mom

Acrofitness Cuck

Close Call Crash

Baby Raccoon Loves his Dad

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2021

16

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think society is designed pretty silly, where people spend a lifetime working, to make money, to buy things, to spend their retirement talking about who they will give their things to when they die…hoping their kids don’t fight over their assets like the greedy pigs they are…since nothing is ever enough….

I always thought that was a depressing concept. Work to buy shit….and don’t just work…but KILL yourself working, kill yourself with the stress of slaving away for the man, or yourself, or whoever….all the elevate yourself with things…or a bank balance…an meaningless number but it makes you feel more fulfilled than your neighbor or some shit…and then you die and give that shit away…

That is why the homeless should not be seen as the shit on society, you know like people in Venice Beach seem to think, I see the internet, I know homeless encampments….via the internet….but those motherfuckers may be the spirit guides we all need….the modern nomad with the million dollar view…

Here are some morning links!

How Kylie Told Kendall She was Pregnant
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SI Swim Model Turns NYC Runway Model
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Marilyn Manson Walks Free from his MeToo Rape Charge…due to Statute of Limitations…Ladies, if a famous person does bad things to you, don’t wait 15 years to file charges!
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Ping Pong Trick Shots!
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Mexican Assault Helicopter VS Cartel
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Pro Surfer Keani Canullo And Her Legendary Balancing Footwork!
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Suzy Cortez Slutty with a Soccer Ball
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Cam Sluts are the Best Cam Sluts!
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2021

15

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone sent me a pic of Cara Delevingne wearing a PEG THE PATRIARCHY shirt, which I guess was code for Fuck the Patriarchy up the ass with a strap on, which could be offensive to some people as it seems to be posturing pegging as a bad thing, or something reserved for BETA males who aren’t into running shit like real MEN…..it’s like a woke eating a woke in a sentence….HOW can you posture pegging as a bad thing….like a punishment….but at least she tried to make a point…

She is a lesbian, so she probably doesn’t know that many high powered men, that they’d call the Patriarchy, you know, like her own family that I heard are industrialists, or like the people who own companies that pay her, who may make up that Patriarchy she’s pretending to fuck up the ass or telling people to fuck up the ass…in what you could argue sounds alot like sexual assault…only the good kind by the same people who hate sexual assault unless it is against this invisible enemy they’ve made up….

But yeah, she probably doesn’t realize how fucking weird high powered men are, because every sex worker, that’s Woke for Hooker, that I know has told me stories from cured sausage as fucking of judges, to other insane in their ass thing…

I also know people who went to all boys private schools, where the patriarchy is raised and conditioned and he told me the level of pegging, not just for sports initiations was on another level of weird.

What I am getting at is, never trust a woke or a fake woke to intellectualize their wokeness because it will become very CONFUSING…

In conclusion, maybe tonight is the night you peg yourself, prostates need milking like they were Halsey’s tits….get on it with some stepLINKS…

Beyonce in a Racy Open Dress
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Tennis Content Creator Hot in Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Black Sexy Swimsuit
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Legs and Boots
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Shanina Shaik’s Pokies in a Green Dress
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Q&A with Dita Von Teese
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22 People Having a Worse Day than You
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7 Legendary Monsters
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Playboy Playmate Soccer Ball Bra
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TikTok Squats….
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Heavy Machinery Slip and Slide
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Kylie Jenner’s Swimsuit Tease
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Carmella Rose Topless by the Pool
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Billie Eilish’s Big Cleavage
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Girl Turns Boyfriend into Herself
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SI Swim Model on the Runway
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Halsey is a Cyborg
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Madison Pettis in Blue Lingerie
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Deshaun Watson’s Girlfriend Jilly Anais Wishes Him a Happy Birthday
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Hydraulic Press Destroying Random Things!
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Sewage Pipe at FedEx Field Burts
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Reba McIntyre Gets Saved from Second Story
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Ellie Goulding – Croc Model
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Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down to Lingerie
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Invicta FC Fighter on the Pole in Lingerie
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Border Collie Wants to Play Frisbee with a Statue
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Heroic Goat and Rooster Save a Chicken
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Indiana’s 9/11 Tribute Goes Viral
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Celebs Send Love to Norm Macdonald
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New Famous BFFs
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Meg Thee Stallion Goes Glam
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Ava Fiore Drops Raiders Thirst Traps
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Women’s Tennis where the Ball has Michael Jackson Sounds
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Car Accident on the CCTV
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Angry Duck Wants Water
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Addison Rae on the Red Carpet
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How About a Nude Model
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Thonged Chargers Fan is Back
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German Shepherd Naps in a Dryer
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The World’s Biggest Pinball Machine
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All the Looks from the Met
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Instagram Model and NFL Reporter Amanda Vance Tailgated With Bills Mafia and Failed Miserably to Break a Table
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Time to Sparkle With SodaStream
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Lily Rose Depp in a Tank Top
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Met Gala in NYC
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Madonna Big Boobs in a Tight Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez Showing Belly
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Alice Eve Big Tits
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Pregnant Olivia Munn
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Hailee Steinfeld Legs
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Julianne Moore Legs
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Megan Fox in Blue Titty Outfit
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Katie Cassidy on Red Carpet
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Jennifer Aniston in Boobs Out
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Kristen Bell in a Sports Bra
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Girls at the VMAs
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From stepSMUT!!


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Firecracker Ass
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30 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Ass Walking
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Hot Tits in a Mesh Shirt
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Barber in her Panties
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5 WTF is That
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Girl Masturbating
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Amateur Fuck
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When Cheaters Win
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Pawg Sex Tape
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Misfit Memes
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Girl and her Dildo
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Nude Model in the Waterfall
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Another Amateur Sex Tape
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Lesbians in Bed…
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28 Definitely Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Girl’s Butt Spread
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Amateur Sex Tape
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French Maid Nudity
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Public Acts That Make You a Whore
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Lots of Booty!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2021

15

Sep

Halsey Weird Nipples of the Day

Halsey’s got some big ass nipples being sucked on by what I assume is a sex toy, unless you subscribe to her whole pregnancy being real and that breast feeding, the natural purpose for tits besides jerking off on them, even when they are unnatural tits…is to nurture the offspring…

Whenever I see a woman breast feeding, I wonder if the mother is on Anti-Depressants, since 90 percent of the population have been prescribed anti-depressants, and I wonder what that does to the kids…

That’s not to say Halsey is on anti-depressants, but I remember her having some sort of mental illness she marketed, which isn’t that shocking since everyone has mental illness, which makes for a great excuse to get out of things….”I am crazy”….

So that’s not to say Halsey’s nipples looking juicy is anti-depressant milk to help make baby sleep…

I just wonder as a general concept when a population is so hopped on anti-depressants…whether that does good or bad things to the baby…

Not to mention, have you noticed, that everyone on anti-depressants is still depressed, don’t they take medication for that, go on a walk or something you nuts…

As someone who has never tasted breast milk, not even as a child, my mother wasn’t into that kind of perv shit, I can say that this kind of dairy alternative is what all the Starbucks need…STRAIGHT from the tit…..engorged nips and all….I don’t think their overly, almost cartoon level of woke will appreciate that as much as I would as I’d masturbate with the latte art in my mouth….you know….not too unlike my normal Starbucks behavior.

I guess what I am saying is that this selfie is wild….celebrating new motherhood right!

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Posted in:Halsey

2021

15

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit or die trying, or not trying…because people who aren’t fit theoretically die prematurely according to fat being a huge contributor to horrible diseases, but I’ve seen my fair share of old fat fucks, so they’re probably just lying to make you feel guilty about being a fat fuck, what do I know…

I figure if you can’t workout or hate working out, you can always look at fit girls getting naked while working out, or showing off their GAINS like a loser on social media trying to be an influencer, only nude, which makes us the losers and them the heroes…but we already knew that…

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