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2021

01

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

I wonder if I push the on/off passport enough, some government agency will stumble upon this site thinking I am bad mouthing their vaccine passports, which I would of course never do, since I think it’s important to keep people more dialled into their phones, since the world doesn’t have nearly enough tracking, and I will not REST until there’s a “Big Brother” dick in my ass at all times, you know for the prostate milking….NO HOMO…it could be tentacle shaped, not actually dick shaped, cuz otherwise that’d be queer but maybe that’s what they want….

So yeah, government official reading this for conspiracy jargon, you won’t find that here, I just want you to add on/off to your passport system, because it is a wonderful concept where the microchip in our brain fires off the nudes of all girls who walk by us…

I’ve mentioned that I saw some middle aged mom, tall and skinny, with monster tits on a jog and thought “where’s my damn ON/OFF PASSPORT Microchip program…who do I need to talk to about this…because seriously….not seeing EVERY girl naked vs clothed is the REAL crime against HUMANITY…

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2021

01

Oct

J Lo Titties of the Day

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J.Lo’s got her tits out because she really fucking old…and that’s how you try to market yourself as still being hot….you get yourself a drunken A-List degenerate you dated in the 90s, and you show off all your money from all your meaningless accomplishments, and you show your fucking tits…cuz you’ve spent a lifetime building them….don’t believe me, go to your local church bake sale run by the retirees assuming those aren’t banned because of COVID…you know cuz we’re a Godless people..

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2021

01

Oct

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

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Lottie Moss, who I will assume has met Kate Moss at least once in her life, but not necessarily more than once, because while this one was growing up to be this budding young half naked influencer, Kate Moss was the biggest name in fashion and we’d have to assume maintained a relationship with her father, or his new family, while not being too busy doing coke of Pete Doherty’s dick…

I actually heard a Baby Shambles song last night in a movie, and it reminded me how cool Pete Doherty was in the time he was fucking Kate Moss…I’ll post it…MUSIC FRIDAY…let’s dance like a bunch of queers on Broadway…

What a great fucking song, right…

Anyway, Lottie Moss, is the big probably fake titty, hair extension, instagram filtered, fillered, and phoney Moss…basically the anti-thesis of Kate Moss for a modern era and I think she’s pretty hot, even if I prefer her sister, as does the rest of the world….I mean she is Kate Moss…not living up to her SHINE is not really a failure, since most people in the world can’t….

With all sisters, I wonder if their pussies match…I guess I’ll have to sign up to her onlyfans…or you can do it for me.

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2021

01

Oct

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt. Ribbit…

If the conspiracy theorists are saying all the frogs are turning gay thanks to the chemicals in the basically everything thanks to agriculture and big industry not really giving a fuck about people’s health….

Does that mean looking at girls in Frog Butts make you gay?

I’m going with PROBABLY NOT….and that really this tribute to FROGS and their new found transgenderism or homosexuality thanks to the chemicals in basically everything…something I am sure doesn’t negatively impact humans in any way…I mean they’d never do something that would damage our health for profit…I mean we pay them our taxes…they like us, they work for us, we are all in this together….but I’d rather be all in on some of these babes producing hot smut…but that would require consent forms and far too much effort…so it’s better to just stare at the frog butt pics.

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2021

01

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Skinny of the Day

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I didn’t google Lily Rose Depp so I have no idea who she thinks she is, Johnny Depp’s daughter? Just because she has the same last name. What extremes these influencers go to in efforts of having some level of credibility so that brands work with them, because they’re so desperate to make their Sugar Daddy’s who pay their rent think that they are self sufficient and deserving to be on the private jets and yachts cuz they earn….

I don’t know if Lily Rose Depp is at FASHION WEEK in France, but I assume she is, because that’s where hot models in the scene go, especaially when they have that French passport thanks to her dad knocking up some FRENCH lady because he wanted his kids to have more culture, a better diet, and a knowledge of wines….

I do know that she’s hot as shit, big fan here.

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2021

01

Oct

Miley Cyrus Perverted of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is wearing a Jailbait T-Shirt, because I guess she’s reminiscing of a time when she was Jailbait, and the industry fucking loved her for it, you know rebranding her into this 18 year old naked and scandalous every chance that she could get because that’s what the people wanted at the time…you weren’t shit unless you were sexual, perverted, half naked….and with that…created a generation primed and ready for OnlYFans exclusive content projects…because you may not believe this but there was a time when girls weren’t naked for profit, or naked for free…they just weren’t naked unless you took them on a date and put work into it…WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT.

The point of the story is that no longer jailbait cuz she’s like 40 at this point, is still pretty hot in her pussy hugging shorts.

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2021

01

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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How about some Full Back Panties…because we live in a world where girls like to post pics of their panties and in doing that they’ve decided it can’t always be thongs which for anyone who fucked girls in the last 20 years will know that there was a time when the full back panty was called GRANNY PANTIES or some shit…totally SLANDERED, ALIENATED, CENSORED, ALONE….but like anything the TRUTH RISES TO THE TOP because it’s on a higher frequency…cuz no one gives a fuck on panty design and if they do…they are faggots…we just care that they are panties..

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2021

01

Oct

Charli XCX Sexy of the Day

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I don’t know who Charlie XCX made a deal with, but it’s definitely been a pretty good decision for her, because a few years ago, she was touring nigh clubs no one noticed her in, and this past year she’s buying 20 million dollar mansions in LA, only to appear on the scene in pics like this looking hot….I wonder how that happens…I’m sure Rita Ora is wondering how that happened…because she’s been holding out all these years for that pop star status and this sleeper moved in from the left hand side and totally overpowered her…even though Rita Ora has been at every single event for the last decade…while this one was working nightclubs…

I’ve been doing this site a long time and I don’t really know or understand the inner workings of celebrity, they just pull randoms out of the woodwork, get them rich as fuck and important as fuck…while others who are more talented never see the light of day and work the fucking busking scene…

The good news is that all the girls that end up famous and really all the girls who are trying to be famous…strip down and it’s lovely….whether they are bullshit acts or the real deal..who cares.

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2021

01

Oct

Lea Michelle Nude of the Day

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I was trying to write some jokes about “Trust your gut” because I think the biggest problem out there is that people don’t even take the time to trust their gut….they didn’t get debilitated by this pandemic thing and it didn’t trigger any red flags in their retard brains….

I know that everything I’ve ever done has been from the gut, not necessarily good things, but finding out that people don’t have internal dialog, don’t have an active brain, my brain may seem like it’s not active, but it’s writing down ideas all fucking day and it’s actually a fucking curse…

I wouldn’t say trusting my gut is always right, but my gut tells me that Lea Michele’s pregnancy was fake because she’s a man…and I know she’s got the kid already and that this nude pregnant shit is just propaganda to prove to you that she’s not actually a dude turned chick for a longer acting career…not that she’s a hot chick…but she’s clearly using similar tactics the modern day tranny uses to game people…

So zoom in, and see if you can see the photoshop lines, but then she’s got a hefty budget and could really commit to this LIE, I mean her existence relies on it…

I just don’t believe anything I see in pop culture….YOU SHOULDN’T EITHER.

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2021

01

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You’d think that the nice thing about the world is that 80 percent of people love to be enslaved, live in shackles, do what they are told…because if you ask any plantation owner, they’ll tell you slaves are great, nice and well behaved….just ask Nike and Apple why they manufacture in China….for the SLAVES…dummy…

But unfortunately when they castrate these people through their propaganda they don’t take their voice with them, they actually pretend that they aren’t slaves..because they need them to push their bullshit onto others or the next generation…

It’s all tactics to trick people into moving away from freedom, with false promises of freedom, or money, or opportunity, that really just keeps them enslaved….

Why would that be a nice thing, because slaves to society or slaves in society would be great if they actually knew they were slaves instead of these activists they pretend to be right…when they are so clearly wrong.

So when I see these girls in fishnets, I think of the shackles they are in, but they don’t know they are in, it’s the trap of freedom, just ask any fish…but at least it looks far hotter as they sexualize themselves, than the other shit we see pushing on us with their retard slave brains…

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