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2021

30

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Highlight the good parts, that’s what we call the TAN LINES….NATURE’s HIGHLIGHTER…for those of you from an era when we used papers and pens, there was this device called a highlighter and you’d use it to highlight key words in documents so that you could highlight what was important in the event you ever had to go back to it for the published facts, that were probably not actually facts, since the publishers have always been rewriting history and controlling the narrative to keep us peasants in the dark, but the highlighter was a great tool….

Now I don’t know if the person who invented the highlighter was someone who watched some naked sluts with tan lines from a day at the beach in bikinis…and said “shit, contrasts make things pop”….but I like to think that is the origin story…and the reason why the tanline will outlive the highlighter…because it’s from the SUN…

I mean, sure, there’s a chance the people at MSN decide to turn off the sun, those natural hormones the sun gives us, because it’s the SOURCE of all life on this planet is being penalized for it’s GLOBAL WARMING capabilities…so that we can live under a dark cloud of hell…you know where some of these people will likely feel at home…mainly workaholic nerd fucks with their computer tans..

SO TAKE in these tanlines before they turn off the sun, even if half of these are probably fake tans…SMOTHER YOURSELF IN CHEMICALS for that NATURAL look instead of just getting the NATURAL look….losers.

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2021

30

Sep

Hot Girls on Homelessness and Other Videos of the Day

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Pumpkin Man

Dude Jumps into the Front Window of a Car

Idiot VS Glass Lamp

Gymnast of the Day

The View VS Lebron James for Saying the Vaccine is a Person’s Choice…Ughhh….what?

Crowd Boos Biden at a Baseball Game…Poor Guy

Dog Puts on an Act

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2021

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the main thing that the internet did was kill local community. I mean that’s probably pretty fucking logical and obvious observation as you only shop on Amazon, but I mean on a social level…..which is probably also obvious…so why they fuck do you bother coming to this site…if my PROPHECIES are so fucking obvious….oh right, you don’t…I miss you…I miss us…where did we go wrong…

That said, there was a time when you had no choice but to interact with the same idiots at the same bars, restaurants and stores in your area….you had to spend a life being exposed to and running into your high school friends and enemies….and even if you felt like a weirdo outsider, they’d accept you enough while talking behind your back, and you’d accept them while talking behind their back….

People didn’t just go to the internet to find likeminded people to band together with, they just stayed local or moved…

People didn’t travel as much, it wasn’t about catching an Insta Pic…so there wasn’t this hive mentality of “Go to the same place, dress the same, eat the same trendy superfoods, do what the Kardashians tell us”….If I was in a new place, I’d notice different ways of dressing, speaking, acting….and it was nice to see….NOW everyone is the fucking same….

They get their socializing with low impact, low maintenance friends who aren’t their friends and who don’t care about them…or respect them…

It’s just narcissist on narcissist looking for someone to brag to…

So the more followers they have, the more alone they are, because the bigger shell of a human they are…BUT AT LEAST THEY CAN MAKE MONEY FROM BRANDS….empty fucks…

I didn’t think people in my high school were all that good, but I do think local community is probably better for humanity than these blanket “everyone the same” weirdness because it doesn’t cater to the local needs…

I’d say bring local back…but we’re too far gone…so just post your tits on the internet instead…less rewarding for society, but better than nothing…I mean you were given tits for a reason.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning….

Hailey Bieber Eats Australian Food in Her Bathroom
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Kaya Noid Nude on a Stool!
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Jared Goff’s Girlfriend Christen Harper Has Been Named the First Rookie of the 2022 SI Swimsuit Issue
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Rooster And Goat Work Together To Save Hen From A Hawk!
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Japanese School Children Bow To Car That Stopped For Them!
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Motley Crue’s Nikki Sixx sells Santa Barbara mansion
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Margaret Qualley Stars in The Maid – Check It Out!
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Crackhead Shit
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Tiger on the Side of the Road
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Oregon Coach Chews Out Freshman For Celebration
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Torrie Wilson in the Bath
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts!
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2021

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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My life philosophy has always been “Kick them When They Are Up”….there is nothing more irritating than seeing people who think they are so clever, like they’ve figured it all out, or like they are sitting at the right table and are important because of it….

You have to remember that the popular kids in school, were some of the weakest, mainstream assholes who were perpetuating what they thought they were supposed to perpetuate because they hate themselves…dressed how they thought they were supposed to dress…you know what I mean…NEVER actually cool, confident, smart or interesting…talentless but rather JUST THE SCUMBAG BOTTOM FEEDERS presenting themselves as important…

That’s who you need to make fun of, kick em while they are up..

Here are some stepLINKS

Bella Hadid’s Self Portraits
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Amelia Gray’s Thirst Trap!
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Addison Rae in All Pink
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Ass in Leggings in the Kitchen
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Girl on Too Much Horse Paste….
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Katy Perry’s Latex Look!
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Kim Kardashian in a Thong Bikini
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Our Favorite Tennis Player/Beauty Pageant Contestant Tali Krasnopolski Isn’t Letting Summer Go
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Lily Rose Depp Cleavage
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Eiza Gonzalez Pokies!
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Hot Girl Loves Korn….
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Uffie is Back from her Myspace….
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5 of the Most Evil Civilizations in History (Aztecs, Nazis, Palestinians, etc.)
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Brave Man Saves Dog from Train…
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Sophie Mudd Sexy Topless Handbra
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Khloe? Kardashian has a new ad for her Good American Jeans, is Topless!
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This Guy has the Best Shirt….
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Karate Kick Fail….
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Elsa Hosk’s Mom Jeans!
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Olga De Mar Fiesty in Animal Print!
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Porn Star Kendra Lust Asks Paige VanZant to Beat Her Up in the Comment Section of the Fighter’s Latest Thirst Trap
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Bella Hadid Headless Fitness Body…
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Claustrophobic Man Climbs Into The Deepest Cave In The World!
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Honey Boo Boo Has a Boyfriend
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Airbag is Late….
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RANDOM KID COMPLETELY DESTROYS NY JETS TERRIBLE PLAY
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sells Her Wares!
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Nude Model Marisa Papen at Golden Hour
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Florida Man Catches an Alligator in a Trash Can
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Photo Story of the Day – Bandit’s Roost, at 59½ Mulberry Street (Mulberry Bend), was the most crime-ridden, dangerous part of all New York City.
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Demonstrating How Breakable Props Are Used In Movies!
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Dina Lohan going to jail for DUI
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Man Punches Punching Machine So Hard, It Breaks!
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No Time to Die Premiere….
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Hard Nips for Halloween
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Hot Chick Gets Political….
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Disturbing Details From UFC Fighter Jon Jones’ Arrest Have Been Released
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Claustrophobic Man Climbs Into The Deepest Cave In The World!
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John Lennon interview tape fetches $58,240 at auction
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House Inspector Finds Massive Shortcuts In A Newly Built $500k House
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Swimming bear on the attack
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Real World Los Angeles
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Crackhead Shit….
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Cheesecake Company Confirms Aaron Judge and Samantha Bracksieck Are Engaged
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David Letterman Sneaks Into Kevin Durant’s Press Conference, He’s Not Amused!
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Tiny Penguin Desperately Tries To Escape A Deadly Leopard Seal!
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Heidi Klum Hot Cleavage Under The Sun
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Big Girl in Bikini…
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ICYMI – Irina Shayk Strikes a Pose with her Thong Booty
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Zach Wilson’s Girlfriend Abbey Gile Had a Night Out
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Cam Sluts are Magic
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Sharon Stone Topless in France….
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Natalie Alyn Lind Wife Beater Shit…
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Sydney Sweeney hot in a Pink Dress
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Lily Rose in a Black Dress
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Laura Dern in Photoshoot
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Emily Alyn Lind Legs…
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Margot Robbie on Set…
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Lea Seydoux Hot at an Event….
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Irina Shayk Hot and Busty….
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Margaret Qualley – Harper’s Bazaar Photoshoot…
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Phoebe Tonkin in Jeans
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Zoey Deutch Hot at Event
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Ana de Armas on Red Carpet
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Morena Baccarin at an Event…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dildo in the Bathtub….
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Reddit Amateur
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Hot Bitch Oiled Up
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Disgusting….
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Hanging the Laundry Out to Dry Fail!
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Dildo Lodged Inside Rectum
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Massive Tits!
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Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
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The Legend of Saint Petersburg
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Scratch Dj Skills Get Results
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Asian Stoner Epic Ass
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Skinny Goddess….
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Lia Sky in White
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Intense Dildo Grip!
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Victoria June Prepping for an Affair!
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Shittin’ and Fuckin’
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6 PUBLIC ACTS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Beauty Mia Sollis
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She Looks Mad.
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Hot Fucking Ass….
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Reverse Cowgirl….
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Get Her More Equipment!
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Petra Verkaik Nude and Eating a Citrus Fruit!
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Riding the Dildo!
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Weirdness!
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Balls Deep..
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Dildo Fishnet
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Crackhead Shit…
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Parking Lot Fuck
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Dildo in the Ass
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Spreading Pussy…
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Sloppy BJ….
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Panty Pull….
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Dildo Fuck
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Lingerie Dildo Fuck
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2021

29

Sep

Ana De Armas Nip Slip of the Day

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We live in this weird fucking digital world where the celebrities of social media, or the girls of social media trying to be celebrities, are the primary content producers and they don’t really put all that much budget into what they do, they have filters for that, so we’re here looking at cartoon version of cartoon people, who have cartoon dreams, of being cartoon cuz their digital life is the ultimate…and they get paid…

So with all the filtered faces, Filtered eyes, acclimatized to jerking off to fake cartoon versions of women, which I am sure does weirdness on a psychological level….because when people people are so used to seeing fake shit, that they don’t know when real shit is jerking them off….via computer machines and internet….of THINGS…

If you don’t know what is real or what is fake, it is a confusing place…is everything an avatar and AI, or are some things real…

So I like to think it is nice to see a real celebrity, who may have been human trafficked from CUBA to America via Ben Affleck’s dick….at least that’s the story I like to run with but she was pretty famous before tainting herself with Ben Affleck’s dick…..and the point of this is that she was created by the industry and gifted to us in the movies the industry gives us, and I guess she could be AI..just a good CGI…but I’ll accept her as real instead of all these other thirsty fucking girls trying to get famous, or noticed, or whatever using their tits..while this one’s probably not even happy that her tits been slipped, because she’s modest and gets paid lots of money to show those hot tits in the movies…

Point of the story….NIP SLIP!!!!

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2021

29

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Workouts are critical…now more than ever since most of the deaths that are being seen from the COVID ward are people with high blood pressure, diabetes, and other obesity related shit…because as we’ve all been told our entire lives…I mean I was born in the 70s and even then they’d tell my handler I had 5-15 pounds to lose…which at 40 pounds was half my body weight in fat….50% full of fatness…probably worse now…

So if you’re into living and having a better quality of life…maybe into trying new outdoor sports like hiking, or rock climbing, or just staying healthy to fuck better, as if people fuck you, but maybe they would if you were more fit you slob….

If you’re like me and fine with being lazy, passive, a useless stain of streaming garbage content on the regular basis because real life is far less fulfilling than staring at a wall waiting to die….

Then you’ll be happy to know why these girls are doing it so you don’t have to…and that’s basically the only real value with the gym, or really any aspect of life…THE BITCHES!!

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2021

29

Sep

Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff creeps me the fuck out because she’s some weirdly sexual celebrity that you know has seen some pretty creepy shit in her career as a teen actor who at her peak was one of the biggest names in young adult entertainment…

As I look at her licking her cocktail like a drunk, wearing her bikini, despite being a mom of three with various men, as girls who use their vaginas frivolously typically do, since being rich, famous, coddled, well paid, a huge star doesn’t make a bitch immune to that shit….and the real question is how many of the pregnancies she’s had didn’t make it to completion…because if there are three that did…there were likely more that didn’t…I mean she’s been doing this a while…

I assume that Hilary Duff’s fanbase will like this, now that her tits are big, to offset those powerhouse thighs and really, if I wasn’t so creeped out by her story, the BEHIND THE SCENES of her story, I probably would be into that too….but this industry they are part of, and in her case, that she’s a huge player in…is fucking weird….BUT BIKINIS tend to diffuse that shit, take the heat off that shit…right.

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2021

29

Sep

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Miss Rhode Island USA winner who probably prefers to be called Miss USA or even more substantial Miss Universe 2012..but who is probably better known as that shameless instagram slut who posts provocative pictures along with her “fashionable” pictures to trick people into thinking she’s some kind of lifestyle brand and not some modern avon lady who pushes her empty souled followers to buy shit they don’t need, and may not even afford….ALL while being TOTALLY uninteresting, uninspiring, in her curated bullshit designed to push product, so that the NFL players she fucks, and there have been a bunch of them, don’t realize she’s just a status chasing clout chasing wallet fucking twat who really believes her own bullshit hype…try hard fuck.

The good news is that at 29, she hasn’t got knocked up by one of her football wallets she fucks yet, but she will…and before she does…take in her relatively hot bikini body, which is almost meaningless since there’s endless hot bikini bodies on the internet…but is still something…MORE bikini pics for a mindless society.

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2021

29

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Definition is pretty exciting to me, because I am a huge lover of vagina, I think that’s the real “born that way” they try to pretend is an excuse for gay shit, when we all know gay shit comes from weirdo perverts who have been confused along the way…I mean I know gay people and totally respect them for fucking dudes cuz they find dudes hot even though they aren’t chicks who are actually hot…and I am convinced that every gay dude I’ve ever met could EASILY go straight…when realizing how much better vaginal sex is than anal sex, I mean it was built for your dick, the asshole is the back-up plan and full of shit…

So yeah, the idea of girls walking around with their pussy’s on blast, you know letting everyone see your pussy as you walk along doing your errands, which for someone who didn’t get to see pussy every time I leave the house, it’s pretty great advancement of our society…I mean I used to beg and it’d be pretty pathetic to get a girl to show me her pussy…NOT ANYMORE…I mean just yesterday I saw a professions, maybe a doctor, lawyer, accountant…walking out of her office building in leggigns…FULL cunt out…I mean I’d NEVER see her cunt in my life, those professional types don’t fuck with my kind, yet here I am with front row seats to her pussy like one of her meaningless sex partners she has eat her out on weekends….a gift…..

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2021

29

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian Pussy of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian has been pretty present on the internet because her and Travis Barker have embarked on some end of life campaign, or at least end of her potential sex appeal life campaign, because there are still people who have wrongfully decided or believe in the lie that Kourtney Kardashian is the hot Kardashian, despite being a fucking troll, demon contributing to destroying society as we know it by brainwashing the weak girls of social media…..

I don’t blame those of you out there who were like “She’s the hot Kardashian”….it’s human nature to be given 3 chicks and choosing the best of the 3 chicks….even if none of them are all that good…it’s one of those “the tv makes us see these people all the fucking time even though they have no marketable skills, there’s gotta be some kind of scam in this, but that’s too much for my simple mind to debate, I’ll just fixate on the hot one, even if she’s not the hottest, she’s hotter than the other two freakshows”…..

I always tell the story I contemplated my sexuality as a young and easily influenced immigrant kid at a new school when I was 12 or 13 and not really into girls in a “I want to fuck” kind of way…I was more into girls who were nice, or pretty, but not for animalistic reasons….I only hit puberty at 25 and even then my penis never grew…

But yeah…the “cool guys” were obsessed with a girl who looked like a burn victim, and I thought that was really fucking weird, but they were all obsessed and pretty convincing and my half retard self was like “but she looks like a burn victim, if that’s what dudes are into, well, maybe I’m a queer”….only to realize, they were just brain washed idiots perpetuating lies…like anyone into these EVIL Kardashians…

So yeah, the old as shit, plastic surgery ridden, filtered botch job of a monster who’s family have a deal with the devil himself, is running around the world with Travis Barker being perverted and horny, and the whole thing is stomach curdling…because they are both equally disgusting looking people…but not as curdling as her mom pussy eating her weird one piece she shouldn’t be in because her mom body’s freakish…but here it is….you perverts who like anyone who is in a one piece…which I’ll admit is challenging for me because these on piece things are hot…..especially when the pussy tries eating them up….it’s a fetish…just the wrong girl partaking…

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