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2021

22

Sep

Caylee Cowan Bra of the Day

Caylee Cowan has brought some big titty in a bra….because she’s got sloppy big tits that need bras…which works out fine for people like us who aren’t fucking her in exchange for rend money and castings….or seeing her naked even though we should be…it’s marketing…isn’t it and Cowan needs all the marketing he can get.

I don’t want to reduce Caylee Cowan to an LA sugar baby trying to get famous, but I tend to think anyone who moves to LA as a young girl with a dream of fame is likely getting her rent paid somewhere, and getting those castings for reasons that are perverted, because there’s a level of selling your soul…whether to the devil himself, his henchmen, or just the evil industry that eats these people up and spits them out when they are done with them….

That doesn’t reduce her level of looking less sloppy than she has in the past…she’s clearly been doing work as she tries to be the next big titty Sydney Sweeney….which I don’t know whether she’ll ever get there but I’ll watch her tits as she does…

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2021

22

Sep

Britney Spears Body Paint of the Day

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Britney Spears weirdness is by design…everything we see is by design that is why we are seeing it…

Prior to the FREE BRITNEY movement that only got traction because they needed a big pop culture story to distract by the fucked up pandemic measures you’re being sold….like they did with George Floyd, or like they did with any other viral story, even this VAN LIFE girl GABBY and the theatrical manhunt they are undertaking to find her fiance and prime suspect in a world where the FBI is currently watching you with your dick in your hand…meaning…”being on the run” is a fucking lie if I’ve ever heard one…not that it matters..

What matters is that prior to Britney’s dad faking her being released from her prison, she’s still in a fucking prison, because these weird ass content that they put out of her, that is so bootleg and creepy is now continuing now that she’s free and I don’t buy into it….just like I don’t buy into her fiance being anything but an actor they cast to play the part of his lifetime…but maybe I’m just too skeptical….

In this video, crazy Britney, is looking as crazy as she’s looked the last few years, because she’s crazy…but luckily….she’s half naked…in whatever prison cell they shot this in…

Everything about this creeps me out, while giving me boners cuz Britney’s still hot…and I guess a prison sex slave who looks like she’s been crying is porn to some.

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2021

22

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned weed being illegal is just evidence on the corruption in the world of big corporations, because I know that a plant you can grow in your garden that can be therapeutic for a few health issues, from headaches, to IBS, to stress, to sleep disorders…you know the things that make people great customers for medication, or over the counter medication…then there’s the whole industrial use of HEMP from rope, to clothing, shoes, biodegradable “plastics”…you know that’d piss off the people at the oil companies….then there’s the whole potential of it enlightening people…maybe taking them to a higher place by triggering some things in their brain…I don’t know, I’m not a scientist…I just know that this plant is a solid threat on money making products…and it can’t be regulated or taxed….plus the industry of policing it is way more beneficial….

Then, when they want people sedated on their couch, or thinking the lawmakers are cooler and progressive, they use legalizing it as their angle to distract…But the good news is that there’s some weed activists who want people knowing they are into weed with nudes…because any cause is a good cause to get naked….unless they are just showing off that they get naked and get lit…which is always possible and doesn’t really matter cuz NUDES!

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2021

22

Sep

Rihanna See Through of the Day

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Lingerie billionaire Rihanna posts lingerie pics to her social media to promote her lingerie brand that has made her an official billionaire…because she doesn’t care about being an exhibitionist unless it involves her getting paid…transactional motherfuckers…but as someone who has paid for sex because regular girls are grossed out by me…I’ll say transactional relationships are no big deal…

USE ME FOR MONEY…not that I am buying her cheap shit lingerie like a fool from the internet brain washed into buying into anything the celebs tell me to buy into…because I don’t care about celebrities and know all these fools are fucking scams used to manipulate weak people…so I get to benefit from the sleazy content promoting lingerie, cuz people are SEX positive and need to keep their sex lives hot and heavy, since sex as an act gets pretty boring…limited moves especially when obese and limped dick…so throw some lingerie in like it’s another woman to spice it up…I get it…but also know the lingerie sales are really increasing because people post lingerie selfies all day and need outfits…

Point being, she’s in mesh…the reason her business is s hit is irrelevant…the mesh lingerie is hardly relevant…but it’s still mesh lingerie on a huge pop star..

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2021

22

Sep

Bella Thorne Finally Bathes of the Day

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Bella Thorne takes baths…and documents it for the fans because long gone are the times you had to break into a celebrity’s house to hide in her closet to get a glimpse of her taking her bath…they just produce this shit and deliver it to you for free….or for fun…for the thrill…who knows…

I’ve been pretty consistent in saying that Bella Thorne looks like a slimy, greasy, unshowered, cum soaked, chronic masturbating, porn addicted pervert…just stinking of dirty cum filled pussy…which I guess is the perfume of the generation.

She does the whole trashy pervert porn addicted thing pretty well, but we’re not dumb, we’ve been around long enough to know how the system works. She’s a Disney kid who is answering to the whole social media thing taking over….to think she’s just this brilliant media trained mind who knows exactly how to market herself, build her own empire, run her brand only to be a sweetheart to the industry because they need that “indy” vibe on social media to seem legit for the fans to get sucked in…but behind the scenes, I’d have a hard time believing there’s not a team of people puppet mastering….

Not that it matters….everything is by design, everything is staged and postured, manufactured and garbage…but when it’s a naked or half naked girl getting out of the bath, I don’t fucking care about her creative projects, I’m here for the TITTIES…

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2021

22

Sep

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I think Wet Spots was the first of my round-ups of normies getting naked on the internet…at the top of the pandemic, I wasn’t really planning on doing the non-celebrity social media content in the form of everyday girls getting naked under different circumstances, poses, trends, categories…but as a troll, I thought, let’s do this wet spot post, because as an amateur or hobbiest gynecologist, I was into how gross the wet spots could be….NOT because I hate pussy or their natural self cleaning discharge…I mean I’ll lick up sludge from an unshowered AIDS pussy with my mouth any day, but mainly because I don’t believe in the Germ Theory and feel like I can’t get sick from it…plus I like the flavor…I’m big into stinky cheeses, fermented foods, I can handle the rot….

But out of context, in photo, when not super horny or ready to cum myself like I have been in other circumstances like decades ago at the Laundromat near the college, where dirty panties were a fucking currency, you’d either buy from the college girls or steal, only humiliating after finishing and realizing what I just did….that shame…similar to when you wash out your fleshlight after a hot fuck with it…

So yeah, wet spots…what a weird clickbait listicle round-up….

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2021

22

Sep

Norm McDonald’s Prophetic Last Youtube Words of the Day

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I didn’t dig too deep into this, but as I’ve made pretty clear on here, I think Norm Macdonald was an amazing comedic mind. I was pretty sad to hear he died, which isn’t something I feel ever, and I think he was brilliant but underrated because the media didn’t like how he said what he said without a filter…the way people SHOULD be….but the mainstream doesn’t like those they can’t control….as you probably know if you’ve seen any of the comedians they’ve created, because they do control who becomes famous and it’s hardly ever the people who deserve to be famous..

Anyway, I don’t know about this shit, I’m not an expert…I’m a hack but I think this video of Norm which they say is one of his last videos offers you some pretty IMPORTANT words you should take fucking seriously…it’s prophecy shit, or really a TS ELLIOT poem, but that doesn’t mean it’s not prophetic….

He’s talking to Roseanne, who is saying that MORE bad shit is coming, and it is….and Norm quoted the Hallow Man poem with:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

If you think the world is just dealing with a pandemic like a “war” to keep us safe, because you are hopeful…you are BUT a fool.

Listen to Norm…do something otherwise what is the fucking point of living…

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2021

22

Sep

Slip and Fall and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog at the Waterpark

Girl Falls

Gym WTF

Road Rage

Skateboarding Dog

Contractor Repos Bathroom

Dog and Chicken Party

Manager and Co-Worker Go At It

Well Behaved Dogs

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2021

22

Sep

Slip and Fall and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog at the Waterpark

Girl Falls

Gym WTF

Road Rage

Skateboarding Dog

Contractor Repos Bathroom

Dog and Chicken Party

Manager and Co-Worker Go At It

Well Behaved Dogs

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

22

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Why is everyone so soft? They were soft before all this shit, now they are so soft, they are like mindless children…despite being “adults”….

What’s up all you pop culture slaves who believe what your TV and the News tells you..and you run with it without using your own brain to think “does that make sense”….you don’t even google shit anymore do you, you don’t even bother doing a deep dig, you’re just too busy being a fucking mindless sucker trying to not be cancelled, or ousted or viewed as being too far gone by your group of friends…so you just play along, less headaches and you can’t get fired for it…nice to know you have no balls and that you’re not a real man….

What did you do last night? Was it just doing the same thing you always do because you don’t have private jets and socializing in person is hardly as fun as sexting some other medicated retard you connected with on a dating app who is just trying to get that dopamine release too….

Well, I didn’t do any of that, but I did accidentally put on a podcast that I won’t bother naming, but that ended up reminding me why I refuse to watch podcasts….the egos of these people is painful and the motherfuckers can be bought…

I can’t believe people sit there listening to these egotistical fucks talking about themselves, or acting like experts, speaking like pseudo intellectuals, because they are either too educated by a bad system or not educated at all and trying to sound like they are….

What happened to people knowing they are idiots, hating themselves….I blame anti depressants…and I guess social media…for making the retards…leaders to the other retards…

The cure to all of this…throwing the devices in the river and reconnecting with humanity…and most importantly….Do the research…do your own research…you have a brain..use it…

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