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2021

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is insane on about 40 different levels..and as someone who has been censored or cancelled since the dawn of this site, maybe since the start of the internet, despite never being loud enough to be relevant enough for anyone to care that I’ve been cancelled…but I am seeing normals getting cancelled on social media for the dumbest shit…like reposting news clips from news sources…weird…

Then I see how people are divided, fighting each other over nonsense, some of the dumbest shit..or attacking people for saying things they don’t agree with….or calling each other fake, or wishing death on each other…what a disaster…what happened to being fun on the internet….

All you have to do is LISTEN TO YOUR GUT…if things aren’t right, or don’t feel right, you should know they aren’t right….believe that they aren’t right…if that means you should do your digging if things don’t make sense…then do your digging….make them make sense….open your eyes…and if you have any information that you know because you’re in one of those positions because we’re all in this together…remember that….you have a duty to do the right thing….and not give into demons that control you…and that make you lose sight of your humanity…because you’re too busy taking nudes, jerking off to nudes, or NUDES….fuck I love nudes.

Speaking of demons…and nudes….

I accidentally saw some old pic of Kim K and Ray J before their sex tape fake scandal that put them on the map and created the most demonic family in the history of families….and I realize that it was a long time ago…but I can’t understand how she gamed society into thinking she was hot…in the pic, she had this big ass chin, these creepy eyes, already likely plastic surgery ridden, with a belly in her tight dress…and her silly clown ass and midget legs….

If I read my archives, I wonder if I bought into her being “hot” despite my instinct telling me everything but that…I mean she’s a fucking EWOK right? I don’t watch Star Trek but I assume that’s what Ewoks looks like….

The story I saw was about them having a second sex tape from the era with one of them getting peed on in the bath, which I think was already known info…and not all that exciting…but it brings up an interesting point…what is the weirdest thing you’ve used as a toilet?

I mean Ray J may have potentially used Kim K as a Toilet, I’ll I’ve got is a beer bottle we put in the fridge at some jock party after the motherfucker was rude to us…and I guess that time I told my wife the best way to clean up a yeast infection is to hose it down with piss, it’s sterile….so I filled her up like a sippy cup…but that hardly counts….and is not nearly as interesting as a Kardashian…

I guess it’s just more evidence that life isn’t fair, some people have toilets as toilets, others have top performing social media influencers/reality stars…

And all I got is stepLINKS…..Here are some stepLINKS

Dua Lipa’s in a One Piece Looking Hot
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Rachel Push Hot in Portrait Mode
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Lottie Moss in a Skimpy Dress
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Pregnant Olivia Munn is Busty
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Lottie Moss in a See Through
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Artist Makes Crochet Food Hats – Weird…
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Ireland Baldwin’s in a Bikini Top
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Danielle Moinet in her Swimsuit Looking Hot
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Sommer Rae’s Booty on Vacation
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No Cute Way to Eat a Burger
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Hot Booty Politician Dancing in Thong and Fishnets
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Raffaella Zardo Nip Slips
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Guy Jumps on Barbed Wire Trampoline
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Ray J and Kim K have a Second Sex Tape
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Porn stars at the Porn Conference in Miami
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When the Birthday Wish Comes True
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Dude Smokes the Burger Bong
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Miley Cyrus had a Panic Attack
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Nikki Leigh in a Bikini
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Ferrari races Kawasaki Ninja
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Commentator Mistakes Football Miss for a Goal
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The Fugees to Reunite for Anniversary Tour
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7 Ways to Know She’s a Bitch
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Chuck Norris Boxing
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Beyonce’s Busting Out
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The Superdome Roof Caught on Fire
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Carmella Rose is Human Art
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Alexandra Daddario in a Red Bathing Suit
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Sara Sampaio’s Pokies in a White Dress
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Asleep on the Job Gets Rude Awakening….
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Jordyn Jones Topless Shoot Looking Good!
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Hot IG Model Does Happy Gilmore Swing
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Skilled Pilot Picks Up Linemen
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Tom Scott Takes Ride on Nurburing Nordschleife
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Leopard Tries to Attack, Tiger Saves him
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Chelsea Handler’s New Man – Comedian Joy Koy
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Introduction to Korean Food
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Dude at the Car Wash is Fucking Hilarious….When it Comes to Raising Tranny Money
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Skateboard Win
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Nude Model in the River
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Cowboy Fans Beat Each Other
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Miranda Kerr and Kourtney Kardashian Play Truth or Dare
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Why You Shouldn’t Put Your Phone on Rice
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Good Dog Takes Smallest Bite Ever
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Dog is Mad Someone is in his Seat
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Nude Models in a Field
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Madelene Wright has her Booty in a Thong
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Paige Spiranac Hotty on Sports
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Bringing Hemp To Every Home – Check it Out
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Cam Sluts I LOVE CAM SLUTS you should too!
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Kara Del Toro in a Tight Dress
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Kate Mara in a Dress
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Bella Hadid’s in her Fitness Gear
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Lizzy Greene in a PHotoshoot
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Kristine Froseth – Whoever that is – in Vogue
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Charlotte McKInney Leaves her Tits at Home
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Margaret Qualley’s in a Photoshoot
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Nicole Kidman in a Photoshoot
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Big Booty Camilla Cabello’s in Bike Shorts
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Kate Upton in Jeans
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Throwback Lynda Carter Tits
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NUDES IN THE MOVIES – COMPILATION
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From stepSMUT!!

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Big on the Fuck Machine
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Just a Dude Getting Rained On By Asshole Chicks
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Nude Protestors….
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A Bunch of Booty
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CUTE AND PERKY
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Pregnant Dildo User
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Titty Tuesday
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Sluts on the Bus
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What the Fuck Is This
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6 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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SERIOUS NIPPLES
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Beach Butts!
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Park Dick Suck
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Mashup Madness of People Being Nuts
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Hot Vintage Nude Shoot
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Wendy’s Titty FLasher
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22 People Having a Shit Day
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Touches Herself with a Dick in her Mouth
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Parking Lot Pussy Eaters
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Big Tit Lucy
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Hot Body Flashing her Calvin Klein Tits
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Undressing in the Kitchen
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Elevator Flasher
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Pussy Eating
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Another Amateur Sex Tape
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Car Fucker
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Big Tits Fucked from Behind
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Leather Pant Butt Plug Reveal
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2 Girls 1 Dude
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Dildo with the Butt Plug In
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Young Hot Chick Sucking Dick
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Girl Posing with the Christmas Tree
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Making Messes
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Dick Licker
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Dripping off the Furniture
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Cam Girl in Action
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It is Sunflower Season
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The Caught Compilation
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Office Fucker
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Grey Leggings Mess
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2021

Sep

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is the Brazilian dream who was once a Victoria’s Secret angel, who bowed out of that bullshit to move back to Brazil, but still did their VS Fashion Show every year, before the brand was dragged through the mud, cancelled for their ties to some pretty bad people, and not staying up to date on the trends, lost in their repetitiveness that opened the door for Rihanna to build a billion dollar brand doing the same shit they were doing but better…

Izabel Goulart has always been a hot lingerie model, but in the last 5 years she’s been consistently about fitness, about clean eating, about all of that and it fucking shows.

She’s something like 40 maybe even older now, and her body is so fucking long, fit, model-like and what I like to think ALL women should look like.

I guess the expiration date on those who take care of themselves is far less disgusting than those who don’t….that’s not to say she’s not expired, I mean 40 is old, it’s to say she’s a hot 40 and some things you pull out of the fridge that’s expired are less gross than others….you know some people are expired bread, some people are expired milk, and others are expired cheese….or expired pickles…or expired mustard….expired or not you’ll eat it anyway.

I guess the other thing to note is that hot chicks just don’t even need to try, which is something I’ve always said, hot chicks know they are hot and don’t need to try so hard, yet the mid-range hot chicks just try so fucking hard…

This bitch is just here in the best fitness outfit to show you tricks of her fitness trade and it doesn’t seem try hard…it just seems PERFECT.

Now, it’ll be a bit of a downer if we find out she’s actually a Brazilian tranny, something I am sure VS has trolled us with over the years based on Brazilian tranny stats alone….but if that is the case, it would explain her not rotting out, but also she’s hot enough to consider sucking her dick, if she had one…no homo…it’s just if it’s part of the deal…you kinda have to run with it.

The point of the story is that this is a model body and despite the propaganda out there…not every model is a model body…and not every body is a model body for inclusivity…there’s a real model body thing and this is one of those and it’s nice to fucking see even when it’s old as shit.

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2021

Sep

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I know that the definition of woman, at least in the media, not according to my dick, is some kind of woke bullshit that includes transgender people, or men on hormones, or men with mental illness who think they are ladies, or men who were born into the wrong body…I don’t really dive too into that shit and figure you can be or identify as whatever fucking weirdness you want….and you can be as crazy and weird as you want…just don’t try to rule my fucking existence with your crazy…

So to me, women are women, and that means they were born with lady parts and grow into adults who have those same lady parts that can be used as a facemask, just not CDC recommended for grocery store entrance, can be worn as a condom, just not very easy to fuck other lady parts with when wrapped up in one lady part…and the whole thing, even with the bad press, the rebranding of women, the death of the family….is still hot to old perverts like me who despite having small cock still has enough testosterone to know…women, actual women are hot.

In support of women being hot, I post these waist-to-hip ratio pieces, since trannies can’t really get that natural waist to hip ratio, and our brains acknowledge the waist to hip ratio as a level of sex appeal…despite al the protests…it’s genetic, coded into our animalistic boners, and there’s not much you can do about it, except ignore your natural instinct and CUCK to the powers that be, telling you how to think or what to think…..but I’d rather just look at pics of some girls showing off their waist to hip ratio cuz it’s feminine, it’s womanly, it’s hot…and their sharing is caring…which is something you’d want from a woman…I mean they have that whole maternalistic thing..

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2021

Sep

Barbara Palvin Hot of the Day

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I don’t know what this outfit that Barbara Palvin is wearing is…I just know that everyone should be forced to wear this same outfit, even the fatties, why not mandate it and make companies fire them for not wearing it, even the fatties, because the world would be a better place if all girls walked around in weird catsuit hosiery…do it for a better world motherfuckers…a brighter tomorrow…and those girls who are shy, or resist wearing these outfits, just throw them in a camp or something until they get fed up and comply…maybe don’t let them into public places unless they are in the outfit…or take away their banking privileges or right to own property….DO IT FOR EACH OTHER….do it for our collective masturbation purposes…because I don’t think any outfit other than this outfit is even considered an outfit now that she’s basically won the world record for best outfit according to me.

I think Palvin’s a babe…and this outfit is helping DRIVE THAT POINT home.

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2021

Sep

Zoey Deutch Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know what deal this Zoey Deutch girl is but they made her hot.

What I am saying is that she’s been working as an actor for a while now, so we have a reference point to compare her to, and up until about 2 weeks ago, she was beyond fucking average looking.

Maybe it was the lack of make-up, but I was more interested in her mom, Caroline in the City, and just thought she was going to do fine because of her family connections, but not necessarily based on being hot…

Then all of a sudden, she posted one sheer top on social media like a whore, and it’s been a series of her all done up, this time showing panties, and I don’t fucking know if they’ve just upgraded her, new model with better features, or if she’s been drinking baby blood in rituals for eternal youth, as if they do that….or if she was a sleeper cell hot chick that just didn’t do that shameless shit for likes and follows until realizing she needs to do shameless shit for likes and follows…like flashing her panties for likes and follows.

It’s pretty amazing being from an era where upskirts happened when celebs got out of cars, subtle…and now they are publishing their own upskirts…WHAT A FUCKING WORLD….not complaining because it’s easy distraction or easy clickbait to get higher paying gigs but luckily she looks good doing it…

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2021

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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If you remember a time when women didn’t wear leggings….and yes, I am well aware that women wore leggings in the 90s but that was really not in the same way unless it was for Aerobics class, which in and of itself was pretty hot…but the average girl in public always had an oversized sweatshirt to cover the good parts…

So there was a time when leggings weren’t the way they are now…which basically allows us to see the girl wearing them in a better version of their naked self, since it holds them all together, and seeing a girl looking the way she’d look fully naked but better while waiting in line on my stupid grocery store social distancing sticker that I am sure saves lives…makes my life more meaningful…I am but a simple man, who appreciates simulated nakedness in public places, cuz tight pants make using our imagination obsolete..a good way to keep us mindless…unless of course you visualize things you’d do if you could with those pants and the girls who wear them…but that’s your own weirdness and not what this tight pant celebration is about!! You pervert. We can’t take you anywhere…not even grocery shopping

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2021

Sep

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s struggling her way through the pandemic, as so many of the rich and famous are, you know doing their private jet traveling to Jamaica when the middle class can’t, you know whether it’s for travel advisories, following the rules, or lockdowns, or testing and vaccine measures, maybe because you don’t like wearing masks, but since you’re not at the Emmys you’re forced to….

What I am trying to say is that THANKFULLY Kendally Jenner gets out in her thong bikini, where she gets to go to all those touristy places that are overly excited to have some business, all while not having to deal with the crowds that they typically deal with, making travel far more relaxing for people who would normally be terrorized by the fans, because social media has made these garbage people the leaders of other garbage people…

The good news is that her ass looks alright, probably not the kind of thing you’d expect the locals to be all that excited about, I’ve been on a flight to Jamaica decades ago, and half the plane was filled with obese white women with their half white babies coming to see their dad…you know targeted resort pregnancies…to add some spice to our lives…but still a decent ass on what we can assume is a piece of shit human based on everything they’ve told us about themselves…in this social media transactional infomercial existence we live in.

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2021

Sep

Bella Hadid Hard Nipple of the Day

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Bella Hadid’s got a hot body, so I appreciate the times she takes slutty selifies to show off that hot body when she crops out her mangled plastic surgery filled and filter face….

I know that’s not very equitable or inclusive of me, to say that a girl is hotter with her face cropped out of the picture, but CLEARLY the content producer at hand felt the same way about it, because I’m not the one cropping her head out…SHE IS…I am just giving her a high five about it….GOOD CHOICE.

When I look at her as a package deal…I get sucked into her face…and ignore her hot body, which is what I am supposed to be focused on.

Then I start thinking about the scam that is popularity on the internet, that it can be bought and that people will just go along with what they are told because they don’t have brains of their own.

So if Bella Hadid gets press, gets jobs, gets to walk on the runway….that’s all it takes for people to accept her as hot, as the look of the future, as a high payday model..

Whether her dad bought her career, so that he could score hotter model sugar babies in LA looking to get their rent paid, you know to increase his stock value amongst the sugar babies…or maybe he bought her sister’s career and she was just in the right place at the right time…you know trickle down success or not…the point is she’s super famous and thus pushes huge numbers of sales for the brands that work with her…so she remains the AVON LADY for the high end fashion industry….not because she’s hot, but because she’s got the numbers.

All this to say, cropped out body pics, besides the creepiness of being headless are a hotter version, not to mention, when she does show her face, there’s not much of a soul behind her eyes, so a headless sex doll is no different than one with a head…because they are all just inanimate sex objects…whether there’s a real person behind this selfie or not is always DEBATABLE but I’d argue that if she was anonymous in a bar or restaurant, you wouldn’t even notice her. No star power just a lot of hype.

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2021

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Some things that are postured as being empowering tend to annoy me….

There was a time when people did shit for the sake of doing shit and they didn’t need to intellectualize it in the lowest intellectual way…..

So things like fat chicks trying to normalize being fat chicks…or worse…slutty fat chicks trying to normalize being slutty fat chicks because fat chicks are people too, even if they weight as much as two people….instead of just being fat sluts….annoys me…

I don’t need to speech, the manifesto, the thesis paper on why a bitch is getting naked on the internet, just get naked….everyone’s far too serious…

HOWEVER, I am all for the itty bitty titty committee, which is a group of small titty girls, showing their tits, in a FREE THE NIPPLE, but instead of it being to breast feed in public, which I doubt has ever really been banned, but they pretended it did, because everyone needs that hill to die on…and pulling out their mom tits was that hill…it’s to celebrate tiny tits…

Tiny tits are hot, I don’t think they are the minority, but I do know that the breast implant industry is evidence that the tiny natural tit is under attack by the very people who own the tiny tits, because they hate the tiny tits, and feel life will be better with bigger tits, even though the tiny tits are hot.

Not to mention, their new tits will never make their lives better, maybe temporarily or on a superficial level, but I don’t buy it….the KEY to a better life is embracing the tiny tits, loving the tiny tits, and taking pics of the tiny tits for perverts like me to smash my flacid impotent cock that could be a clit against my QWERTY keyboard as my version of a standing ovation…or my version of a fireworks show…you know…just not a very good one, the kid that would likely make the tiny tit girl second guess putting her tiny tit out there….

POINT IS…I love tiny tits.