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2021

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tan lines are a magical reminder of vacations to the beach…or I guess summer in general…only when I get out there and end up with a tanline because reclusive hermits who don’t leave their house tend to catch on fire the second they are exposed to the sun….THIS IS NOT A SCREEN WHY IS THERE LIGHT COMING FROM IT….and why does it BURN MY SKIN….is this what getting vitamin D feels like?

I know that the suns been marketed as some cancer causing UV filled monster, but I figure you should take your chances, especially if you want a tan line, because tan lines are hot….

I would assume that the artificial tanners that people are spraying themselves down with to achieve that whole tan line effect is probably a lot worse for a motherfucker than the actual sun…you know since it’s chemicals…but I’m no scientist and I don’t care how the tan line happens so long as it happens cuz it HIGHLIGHTS the good parts!

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2021

Sep

Couple and their Weird Dance Routine and Other Videos of the Day

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Batman at Sams Club

Genius Toddler Writes in 6 Different Languages

People Don’t Like People who Don’t Wear Masks

Idiot Breaking the Table

Tiny Dog Song

Man and his Pug Painting

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2021

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you don’t think the media is evil and that it instilled agendas on the population through all there puppets they control….and the minions who are just useless because of being brainwashed by the media.

Then you should pull out a bible in public, maybe at a Starbucks standing on a table and start reading the Book of Revelation out loud.

They’ll call you crazy, maybe get you arrested, maybe get you institutionalized…all for reading the bible out loud.

You know cuz religion has been reduced to crazy, I wonder why that is…

I mean a moral code, being god fearing, Ten Commandments to live by, now considered something for the crazy people, when humanity was built on those fundamentals….

Even people you know, who you used to think were crazy for being religious or going to Church get togethers on weekends when you were busy getting drunk….are turned….no longer into religion…

I guess social media replaced faith….

I wonder why that is?

I run a porn site, not a very good porn site, I’m not here saying I’m Mister fucking “God”…I’m just saying that when people say they are for God, or spreading the word of God, they get dragged through the mud and are discredited and that’s pretty fucking weird.

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Katy Perry is Back in Hawaii
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Check Out the Hot Skier Marta Giunti
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Billie Eilish says ‘People Are Scared of Big Boobs’
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Long Hair in Nature Nude
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Jon Gruden Calls Making Fun of Mark Davis’ Hair a “Bunch of Bullshit”
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Turkish Reporter Mistakes Mushroom For A Microphone!
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Cat Absolutely Loves Corn On The Cob!
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Nude Model in Black and White Looking hot
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Nate “The Teddy Bear” William’s Rare “Spine Twister” Submission Move!
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Emergency Landing Of A Skydive Plane With 17 Skydivers!
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Cam Sluts….
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2021

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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We may be sitting ducks waiting to die and we may be getting lied to from every direction because people hope we don’t do our own research because we’re too busy looking in the mirror, or jerking off in front of the mirror…but that doesn’t mean we can’t collectively turn our mass psychosis the alogorithm of social media has given everyone and turn it into a more fun kind of psychosis…that is more on the homeless man smearing feces on a bush shelter level of crazy…biggest smile on your fucking face kind of crazy…not this medicated, rage and anger filled, insanity…

It’s like we’re forgetting that the earth technically provides us with everything we need to survive, we’ve evolved to exist off the land itself, so being homeless is actually a far more pure experience…maybe not quite the same kind of homesteading of the 1800s, but you know eating each other under a bridge in an urban setting is kind of like trapping game in the winter for a meal…

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Rihanna’s Big Lingerie Event is Almost Here
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Paulina Gretzky Coming in Hot From the Ryder Cup
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Demi Rose in a Thong is a Sight to be Seen
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Jordyn Jones Topless Shoot
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Megan Fox and Kourtney Kardashian Get to Work
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IG Model Courtney Tillia Washing Her Car
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Kelly Gale’s Nipple on Instagram?!
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Christina Hendricks Busty Selfie
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Saweetie has a Nip Slip
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The First Girl on Girl DWTS Performance
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Bike on Tracks Causes Explosion
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Motorcycle Race in the Rain..
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Britney for her Son’s Birthday!
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People Getting Saved from Accidents
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Bull Dog Puts Goats in their Place
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Anna Kendrick Leggy on a Bike
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KStewart’s in a Sheer Dress
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Madonna in Fishnets Having a Smoke
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Mikayla Demaiter is the Hot Busty Canadian Goalie
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Iskra Lawrence and her Pokies
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Fast Reflexes Save the Day
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Deja Vu Prank
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Rihanna is Selling her Nice House
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Jumping in Portable Pool Fail
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The Best Videos of Turkeys Attacking
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Dove Cameron’s Convenience Store Shoot
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A Wild Brawl Broke Out at a Waffle House
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Amber Rose and her Thong are Single
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Collapsing Grain Silo
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Grouper Eating a Shark
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Tarek El Moussa Has Covid
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Dude in the Sidecar Win
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The Weird Work of Marina Abramovic
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Coffee Time with Kara Del Toro
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Portland State Football Coach Spent Over $14k on Beer for Fans
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Topless Model Nuria
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Logest Cereal Box Dominos Ever
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Panties on the Plane
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CrazyCommercial
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Emeline Ponthieu Hot Model in a Mesh Bra…
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Jon Gruden Calls Making Fun of Mark Davis’ Hair a “Bunch of Bullshit”
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Alexis Ren in a Mini Skirt
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HEMP FOR ALL!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Rihanna at the Restaurant with a Tank Top
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Paris Hilton at an Event
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Rihanna at her Fashion Show
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Maddy Zeigler at a Fashion Party in Spain
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Vanessa Hudgens Big tits ina. Bra Top
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Lily Collins Skinny Legs
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Gigi Hadid in a Bra Top
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Sabrina Carpenter at an event in a T-Shirt Dress
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Kate Bock in Leggings
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Bella Hadid Cleavage
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Jordyn Jones at an Event
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Kara Del Toro Bra Top at an Event
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Phoebe Tonkin Hot Shoot
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Glass Dildo in the Mirror
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It is Mashup Madness!
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Hot Perfect Blonde
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Rosie Jones Pussy
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Shorts On Fuck
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Pillows
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Nude in Public…
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White Lingerie Rides a Dildo
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Best Hiding Spot Ever
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Pink Toy Time
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Beach Butts…
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Lily Lilac the Painter…
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Milf with Butt Plug In….
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Frog Butt Dildo Ride
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Dripping On Things
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Big Titty Pussy Licker
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This is a Weird Fetish
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Reddit Amateur!
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Vintage Big Tit Nude…
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Pushing Out the Dildo
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6 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Bouncy Tiktok on Dildo
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Half Dressed
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2 Girls 1 Cock…
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Hot Fire Crotch
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ICYMI – Japanese Pissing on Stranger Porn
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Scumbag of the Week
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Amateur Fuck
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Nurse and her Dildo
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2021

Sep

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

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Sofia Richie is Nicole Richie’s little sister than was most recently run through the Kardashian empire, that I’ll assume is something Nicole Richie was somehow involved in, because Kim K was their fat troll looking assistant before the sex tape.

I’ve consistently said that I am sure Paris Hilton gets a kickback for all the Kardashians do, because as soon as they popped, Paris went to Ibiza to have sex with DJs….and do whatever else she did over the last 10 years before deciding to make a comeback…

I can’t imagine a smart business minded person like Paris, because I have insiders tell me she’s actually brilliant, I used to know one of her neighbors who would smoke weed with her…and I’ve never heard anything negative about Paris…so I can’t imagine her assistant would just overpower her…it’s impossible but I guess that’s the inner workings of this bullshit…

Not that it matters, this is about Sofia Richie who most recently played Scott Disick Kardashian’s tween girlfriend…that I guess is part of his model or marketing agency…you know since all these people are homies, connected, and in on the money making scheme…

Either way, she’s topless, hot and that’s the important work in this modern era of celebrating the rich because they are better than us and deserve better than us for being better than us…

I call this shoot, jeans and a titty for Lionel…her dad…to be proud he made a hot specimen to leave his 100s of millions of dollars to, since Nicole isn’t his actual dollar, he found her backstage at a concert or some shit!!

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2021

Sep

Tinashe Nude in a Gutter of the Day

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I don’t really know anything about celebrity or pop culture, which is funny under the circumstances of the site, but since no one reads this shit, I guess it’s not really that funny that some unqualified idiot who likes tits has been reporting the celebrity news by not reporting the news, but focusing on their tits for all these years…I am 17 or 18 years in on this shit…

So to DO you the service of “what’s Tinashe up to” because there’s always something being promoted when the nude shoots are released…unless it’s strictly to just keep the name on the map, as these girls who were at one time were on a higher playing field than the normals, but thanks to social media are competing with the normies, the random sluts, the influencers, the unsigned musicians, the youtubers and the porn chicks…so I guess they need to scramble…tits get hits, here are the tits…

So in my extensive research…I saw that Tinashe did a campaign with Reese’s Puff cereal which I guess still exists because these industrial food producers want you on sugar and poisoned but do not care that this girl gets naked for her art…but we care..not in a CANCEL her for getting naked but in a “HEY THERE TINASHE, WELCOME TO OUR PERV LAIR”….as she crawls through what could be a sewer pipe…the perfect entry point of the underground perv lair…in this modern day armageddon…

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2021

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I am sure the experts would argue that you should probably workout every day and in my not so expert opinion I’ll say that people are fat as shit as they live in their pods eating shitty fast food instead of real foods because real food is healthy and fast food and junk food is corporate owned and there are shareholders to keep happy…so fuck going to self sufficient farmers with their high quality organic nutrient rich foods…that’s crazy talk….get some toxic shit…delivered to your door for a fee because you’re too lazy to get out there and get it for yourself you sick fuck…

Imagine what your ancestors who had to work the land to feed the family, you know hard working people, would say about your life choices you greedy, lazy fucking pig…

Anyway, I don’t do fitness and I am a fat fuck who eats basically dog shit food on the regular, but at least I am aware of it…at least I know that fat kills, which is why I married my wife, never expected her to last 25 years…but she did…

I also know that I take the “NO MASK” approach to life, only instead of masks, I “No Fat Chicks” allowed…the right kind of discrimination…

So here are some fit chicks being fit to remind you that even if you don’t work out, fit chicks are hotter than the alternative, let’s celebrate them for their athleticism and ability to ride fat lazy guy dick assuming they still work with all those cormorbidities….

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2021

Sep

Sarah Hyland Shitty Cleavage of the Day

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I recently saw some propaganda that Sarah Hyland got her third shot that she documented on her social media because she’s had 2 kidney transplants due to some genetic condition that shuts down her kidneys, so getting that added protection is important to her, despite it not being FDA approved….TRUST THE SCIENCE…or some shit….

I don’t know anything about the shots, but three shots seems crazy….I do know something about passports and mandatory shots being discriminatory, segregative, especially since private businesses aren’t allowed to stand their ground and run their shit how they want to run their shit…yet none of the psycho woke progressive people are saying anything about that…which is weird…but I guess they are scared to be cancelled or some shit…as their good lives depend on being as socially acceptable as possible…

Maybe I’m a hater, but I am not convinced any celebrities are authentic in anything they do. I also don’t think they have the same vaccines the normals are getting..if they are even getting vaccines at all…

I also know that if they are pushing anything, it’s likely because they are paid to promote it…as none of these people really take a stance on anything they aren’t told to take…too risky to have an opinion that goes against whoever pays them….so they remain these shells of humans ready to be used or hired to execute communications to the population…

What I will say is that maybe the third shot is the best shot, cuz this typically weird and creepy demonic looking starlet, at least according to me, I’ve always found her look one that is underdeveloped and odd…but in this black dress she’s looking hot….

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2021

Sep

Sabrina Carpenter Lingerie of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is a 22 year old industry sweetheart who I don’t think I’ve ever seen in anything, but the name’s familiar which isn’t saying much…since everyone is famous.

I guess she’s a singer, dancer and actress who was recruited by Disney, or created by Disney because Disney is the industry leader, who basically own all the media, but they specialize in finding young tween talent and cultivate them to be the adult stars some of them become…oftentimes by publicly transitioning them like they were Bruce Jenner, only instead of sex changes, they sexualize them so they seem edgy enough to keep the fans they’ve spent millions on capturing….at least in this sexualized society where everyone is sexualizing themselves at a level where if you’re not sexualizing yourself, you ain’t shit….

I guess you could argue that half naked, lingerie content or fashion shows aren’t sexualizing yourself, that I’m just old and out of touch because underwear as outerwear is totally non sexual content, you know pervert dinosaur….plus I could sexualize a bitch in a snowsuit if she was in the right position….but it’s pretty clear where society is when Disney kids are doing shit like this to stay relevant or maintain relevance…the big scramble.

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2021

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies are what I’ve traditionally called pussy definition because if the pants are tight enough you can see the entire pussy print…which by definition is the pussy definition…not that we’re a dictionary but we’ll assume we have dicks and in having dicks we’re into pussy….that’s not to say some dick aren’t into ass, or that some dick are into tranny that don’t have pussy wedgies but could if they had the right insert sold on amazon to pull their lie….but I’ll assume there are still dudes who are both fascinated and inspired by every vagina they see and that they appreciate that part of a style trend these days is pulling pants and panties into vagina in order to show the world your vagina definition…it’s the new cleavage…

This is a round up of girls with cameltoes…showing off their cameltoes because cameltoes are hot even when they’re not….

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