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2021

24

Aug

RIP MOTHERFUCKER THE CHARLIE WATTS EDITION of the Day

The Rolling Stones are a fucking amazing band, the WOKE probably hate them for stealing from the BLACK BLUES musicians they were inspired by, but thank god they did, right….I like the Rolling Stones as much as I like Keith Richards’ daughters….and really the Jagger girls too….Georgia May is hot…and I’m sure there are others….but yeah big fan of the “Stones” who played a BIG SARS concert in Canada the last time they tested the SARS virus on people in a far more reasonable, less tyrannical way…but the internet was still NEW back then and they hadn’t made their billions and/or finished the brain washing…

I will assume that Charlie Watts got the SHOT, and that is what he died of, but he was 80 year old Rockstar who likely had his share of HPV cancer causing pussy, Heart Destructing booze and drugs, but he did look like the more conservative of the group…but all rockstars are rockstars even when they aren’t…the drummer always gets the pussy too…either way…a legend…no more…blame vaccines….I DO…

Death is a wonderful thing….It’s the whole point of living..our culture is scared of death like a bunch of pussies…grow the fuck up and embrace it so that you can embrace life you fucking fools…now, onto bigger and better things….RIP Motherfucker….the Charlie Watts Edition…

Now some Georgia May Jagger Topless on her Instagram to celebrate a life well lived…because Georgia May Jagger’s a babe…

And Theo Richards dressed like a cunt…literally.

And in an underwear selfie…

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2021

24

Aug

Britney Spears See Through of the Day

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I’ll assume that this is actually Britney Spears and not a Robot Clone of her, even though I think everyone on TV or any screen is fake because none of them having any soul, they are all just dead fucking eyes, probaly the filters they use, but that shit doesn’t break through my aspergers or whatever ailment I have that causes my facial recognition blindness….but I will say…whether it’s new a freer Britney or not, its got tits…I got so confused on the apostrophe on that last IT…motherfucker writing is hard…and so should your dick from staring at these massive rich mom tits..that are medicated, easy to manipulate and the perfect person to K-Fed…since it’d be a fool me once, fool me twice situation and nothing hotter than a life of luxury all for cumming in a legendary popstar…

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2021

24

Aug

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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TRUST SCIENCE….that’s the shit you hear all the time….I’ll trust your science, you trust my science, or you trust your science, I trust mine, when really the science is science and it’s all available online to be read…whether it’s studies on how masks don’t work, how the vaccine doesn’t work, how it kills, all the covid made in a lab shit, you know it’s not like OTHER situations that have happened in the past, this is next fucking level evil hard at work shit and YOU know it….

So yeah, don’t listen to the science, question the science, but this science, the RATIO, I’ve done my fair fucking share of research, it’s really ALL i do and have done for many years…girls with the right RATIO are better….fact…it’s womanly, impregnate that shit, not manly, cum it it’s ass….

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2021

24

Aug

Kara Del Toro Skinny Dipping of the Day

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I am not into politics, but I know everything is political, even here…if you don’t like the vaccine you’re a TRUMPER, even though we’re in Canada and no one is a Trumper and not just because he created the vaccine and endorses the vaccine, meaning he was just planted by the system that is fucking with you and works for them…but NO I am not a TRUMPER…he is hilarious in his most savage videos…but regardless of that…A lot of people aren’t into the vaccine, from VEGANS to EDUCATED PEOPLE or ACADEMICS who like researching, even doctors, lawyers, nurses, etc….so yeah…NOT a POLITICAL THING…which is why I am not into POLITICS, I am into the fall of our society…but not politics…BUT if I was into politics I’d nominate Kara Del Toro for PRESIDENT of influencers, since she’s got big tits and puts in work to consistently show of the tits…the younger influencers are way lazier…..this is drive….which I guess is pretty lazy, just less lazy….

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2021

24

Aug

Brie Larson See Through of the Day

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Over prescribed pussies on your anti depressants is my explanation of basically everything. Since I don’t talk to people, I don’t really know how bad the anti-depressant prescription rate is, but I do see memes and people are pretty fucking consistent on being addicted to anti-depressants instead of figuring out their fucking own shit, finding their own spiritual guide, their own meaning, instead of just being another clog in this society of AI influenced and manipulated….

AI is turning everyone into attention deficit, unhappy, instant gratification seeking, shells of humans….the SCREEN STOLE YOUR SOUL….just ask all the trannies, who didn’t know they were trannies, until GOOGLE showed them all the videos they needed to realize that’s the answer to all their sadness…”CUT YOUR DICK OFF….YOU ARE A LADY NOW….PEOPLE LIKE WOMEN”…only to discover they’re destined to never be a lady, no one accepts them as a true lady, and the only people paying to fuck them are doing it for the story or the fetish…..

POINT of the story is….you gotta be medicated to buy into the BRIE LARSON propaganda, and I mean all the other propaganda people are blindly trusting, because I know the people on the right side of all this, are the people who actually READ the reports because they don’t THINK for themselves…or THINK at all….while everyone on the other side questions NOTHING….not EVERYTHING THEY ARE TOLD….the only question NOTHING..

She is not hot, she is overpaid, Hollywood is DEAD…if you needed any PROOF OF THAT, this is it…

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2021

24

Aug

Bella Hadid Cleavage of the Day

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How to do you make a Horemone (whore moan), YOU KICK HER IN THE CUNT…is probably my favorite pick up line, it’s better than when I was out for dinner with some talent agent bitch, I was a guest of a guest, it wasn’t because I have talent….and my friend who invited me got wasted and told her her what I’d call a woke joke….a little “How do you make a fag fuck a chick”, YOU SHIT IN HER CUNT….needless to say, he didn’t get signed…but what a great fucking joke…just like Bella Hadid….the “influencer” robot who has zero fucking personality, who poses in shit like this, because she’s curating content man….this is how influencer modeling works when you were born a troll, but dad had a budget and it is a good talking point with the 20 year old sugar babies he pays rent for…true story…I mean some could be in their 30s…rich guys with famous last names are perverts….

ANYWAY….Bella Hadid, is typical of her generation of unimpressive people being celebrated for them money, positioned as a hot and interesting look, hired by brands for a lot of money, because her generation of unimpressive people LOOK to her for guidance….and I guess this is that guidance they wait for…the takeaway…POSE SLUTTY….

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2021

24

Aug

January Jones Nude of the Day

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As society collapses and people are dying, so of the vaccinated people are having regrets or at least starting to question the storyline they were sold….”you mean I am going to need a third shot, I am not protected, but you said the vaccines were effective”…while other vaccinated people are still too scared to look into their own life choices, too much bravado to admit that they were duped, because they are SMART and DID the right thing….so they’ll target the unvaccinated people who are also being targeted by the system who have decided they are heathens who are trying to kill them, even though vaccinated people can give and get the virus…meaning…shit doesn’t work…you lab rat fucks…

I’ll hope for the best, but I do wish you read the data, and listened to people like me who were saying READ the data instead of being shamed into this cult mindset that makes no sense….

IT IS YOUR FAULT….but we can’t blame you for trusting doctors or what you think is science…or your friends and social circle…so we’ll say it’s NOT your fault that you were manipulated, that the doctors are showing their true colors as money grubbers…which I already knew. I don’t trust fucking anything… now you know you can ONLY rely on your damn self to know what you put in your body..

I AM ON YOUR SIDE….and I don’t know what vaccine booster will be the breaking point from the people who have bought in and are COMMITTED to this shit….but at a certain point, you complicit wimps will figure out the truth, you’ll be mad, but maybe by then there will be an antidote!

But point being…as all this is going on, I’m glad I can spend our FINAL days in the society we’re familiar with, looking at this shit. January Jones..the single mother, celebrity, who fucked her way into a career and is still posting up some HOT menopausal erotica….

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2021

24

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are not the most revolutionary concept, but it’s a reminder that history repeats itself, even if the people try to rewrite it for the retards to forget it, human nature is human nature and it will never let you down, I mean it could disappoint you, but it’s always reliable….consistent….and sometimes that history repeating is tyranny…sometimes it’s girls in tight pants looking to give boners, while pretending to be mad at the boners, while loving the boners….but they can’t admit it, that would make them shameless, and that’s degrading…cheap….sex workers….

If you leave the house, you will see tight pants, they are way better than not tight pants, so let the slutty trends happen…

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2021

24

Aug

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian doesn’t realize she’s in her 40s….like so many other people in their 40s posting slutty bikini content on social media because they like the likes and the follows…even if they are moms or work some basic bullshit office job or nursing job…because everyone’s a fucking pervert…

Anyway…Milian is one of the young people sexualized at a young age by the industry…and I guess she’s gotta keep on running with it…thinking that’s what people want for her or that’s what her place in the world is…I mean some 40 year olds may still jack off to her slutty music video they pretended was revolutionary, but was really just clickbait that paved the way for all the sluts out there…

AND….we love sluts…and their slut leaders even though they are old ladies, rich and evil…

Here she is in a blue bikini…because of course she is.

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2021

24

Aug

Gabrielle Union Underboob of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is in her 40s, has been posting bikini pics incessantly the last little while…I guess she’s on Vacation her hashtag is the WADE WORLD TOUR, cuz her husband and baby daddy is some dude named Wade…and you can see him grabbing her ass….

People are really excited by her for whatever reason, which is funny because when reading Gabrielle Union’s wiki, I learned that she thought she was ugly, had self esteem issues, thought she’d never be pretty, therefore she thought she was ugly….which is a fully bullshit story because if she really thought she was ugly she wouldn’t be famous an in the paprazzi, that’s some hot chick telling her fat friend she feels fat bullshit, you know fishing for fucking compliments…if she was ugly, why is she 48 and producing jerk off material for her fans…it doesn’t add up scientifically..

Her other crazy story is that she was raped at 19 when working at Payless and got a nice cash settlement….you know probably not enough to warrant the rape, but YOU never know…maybe it was one of those “That was traumatic” like when I got circumcised as a child by the doctor you’d expect to trust wasn’t some baby dick eater….but at least she got paid…

You should just be happy her rape had a shining lining, because she could have easily become a man-hating lesbian like all these other rape victims, and they’re the worst.

Am I allowed to use the word rape? Is that banned yet? Who cares, I’ve been censored forever….I have no one left to annoy…

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