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2021

13

Aug

Ashley Tisdale is in the Bath of the Day

I have been a firm critic of Ashley Tisdale being considered a hot chick. I took personal offence when watching some bullshit award show when she was at the most famous thanks to her shitty Disney show she sold her soul to get and they awarded her with hottest actress of the year or some shit, which was pre-nose job, when she was not hot….

Through it all, I’ve been positive in the fact that she was fit, I figured her ugly face was irrelevant if her body fit, which is something I still stand behind because faces are for cumming on…they don’t need to be pretty…even just fuck em from behind…

Plus fit bodies were already more and more rare back then, now it’s just gone too far….

Anyway, we’ve since learned she had breast implants that whole time, shocking, but it’s probably a Disney exec initiative, give them implants at 12….but she got them removed, had a kid and has tits of her own thanks to being a mom…

So as she displays her BUTTERFLY TATTOO…I wonder if it’s a MONARCH…she’s got her tits out in the bath…making smut…looking like a mid 30s mom…rough…BUT still naked and that’s something.

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2021

13

Aug

Kristen Stewart’s Thong Shot of the Day

I just saw this Kristen Stewart thong shot, that I’ll assume is an older thong shot, becasue it looks like some dude’s bedroom based on the hat collection he’s got next to his dresser, I can’t imagine that being a girl thing and not a bro thing, but then again, Kristen Stewart is a lesbian, so maybe it’s a lesbian thing…taking hats WAY too fucking seriously like a lame ass streetwear collector…you know the type…

I don’t know why this is being posted on the internet now, but I am glad it is, because she’s really a wet fucking rag of an actress, nothing she does is all that interesting, I’ve seen movies she is in and she’s just dead in the eyes and boring, really just lucky she got that Twilight franchise to secure her place in society….

I also never thought she was hot, but I am a basic man and can easily be swayed into thinking something is hot, like when looking at her asshole behind thong pic, I’m all about it, I mean run that shit on my clit sized penis, I’ll even put on a push up bra to make her feel more at home….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2021

13

Aug

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butt is a pose the girls do that you probably didn’t know was called Frog Butt, because you’re not a girl, or because you don’t need cutesy marketable bullshit names to say “on your knees ho….now arch that back….that’s the way I want to see your booty flex”….

I am not hating on the general population follow the leader by doing what other people do, with their fear of missing out, while they try to build their social media based business, becuase working is fucking stupid when you can just sell nudes…

I jut think it is funny how simplistic the through process is, keep it simple stupid, because I’ve been here long enough to remember when the internet wasn’t just strictly corporate sites, corporate ads, and girls getting naked were the girls you didn’t want to see naked, because the normal hot chicks were busy being too cool for the internet…yet here we are now…reduced to the same clickbait…jsut way too much to jerk off to…it must be a conspiracy….

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2021

13

Aug

Some Chick Trying on Bikinis for Internet Views…Important News…and Other Videos of the Day

Flips into Store for a Coffee

Bikini Girl Dances

Base Jumper’s Rig Gets Knotted

Motorcycle Swiped on a Left Turn

What a 20 Dollar Tip Gets You

Tape and a Drill Idiots

#MeToo Horse

Arnold the Masker

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2021

13

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just saw some story about some British incel who shot up some random people because he thought he was a terminator or some shit, or because he was a victim bitch who felt like he was not good enough no matter how hard he tried and that everyone else around him was doing better than him, when they didn’t deserve it. He was pretty pathetic….obviously…I mean killing regular innocent people because you’re a fucking loser..disgusting…

But I couldn’t help but think to myself that this is the problem with body positivity and dating apps….The fat girls who would have been so desperate for love and attention that they’d LOVE a loser like that….are now getting fucked by black dudes who like fat chicks and white dudes who are less loser than that loser….

Basically FUCKING up the whole natural selection thanks to perversions, so these fat girls now think they are hot, find decent dudes to fuck nightly, all high on themselves…while being fat chicks….forcing the losers who NEED them and who have historically relied on them for pussy…because normal dudes would never fuck fat….all alone, left to their own devices and ready to shoot up a town for the sake of their virginity…

It’s unfortunate….let’s make FAT girls PIGS no one wants to touch again….DO IT FOR HUMANITY….

That said, I saw a girl flashing pussy outside on a park bench while rolling a joint, you know looked over her way to see her big hair box looking back at me…and I thought….IF ONLY THIS WAS A HOT CHICK and not some woke Blue haired lesbian vegan who clearly eats nothing but french fries all day…..

It’s always the blue haired genderless lesbian looking pig being reckless with her genitals because she probably doesn’t believe in genitals so air them the fuck out why not….

All this to say…make fat girls pigs again….

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2021

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The funniest thing about this WOKE era is that they are producing content that is so absurd, you’d think it was parody…only there’s no more comedy in the world, so you know it’s not parody, but if you were to come up with a funny comedic joke 10 years ago….like the SI Swim thing…it’s all Fatties…hilarious comedic piece 10 years ago…but now they want us to take it seriously….the Queer Force for Netflix…also a comedic concept 10 years ago….now real life to take seriously…it’s weird…

Speaking of woke, I know that COVID chat is boring….you’re here for the tits….but I was just talking to my friend Estefan after he sent me some pro-vax, anti-anti-vaxxer memes, to which I said the funny thing is that the pro-vax people really think the anti-vaxxer is some murder weapon trying to take their freedoms and they want them all taken to a island to live like an Australian. Basically, the same idea we’ve all had for homeless people for the last 20 years….ROUND EM UP, throw them on a bus, DRIVE them to NORTH….

While the anti-vaxxer, if you can call them that, is genuinely trying to HELP them and think they have a higher calling or moral responsibility to share what they find…because the other people don’t seem to be seeing it….they aren’t saying “you’re vaccines are mutating the virus and thus killing us”….even if it is….they aren’t saying “you’re hatred of the anti-vaxxer is wrong and the only person fighting against your freedom is you buying into this shit and getting madated vaccine passports, you fools”….even if that’s true…they aren’t saying “covid numbers and deaths were inflated, people are getting paid, bribed, or scared of losing their jobs….oh and the PCR tests don’t work, they can’t even distinguish COVID from the flu and we had 1800 flu cases instead of 38 million in 2019….that’s a weird stat isn’t it”….”WHAT ABOUT IVERMECTIN, VITAMIN D, THE OTHER SHIT THEY SAY WORKS”….

The anti-vaxxer is saying, I see all this data on the vaccine, how it doesn’t work, how it hurts, and I don’t think you should trust these people pushing it on you blindly, it’s actually terrifying to trust anyone blindly….you emotional, buying into the marketing fuck….who can’t argue or provide evidence besides “You’re trying to KILL us, you non vaccinated fuck”….and any evidence that is provided is dealt with irrationally….

So the pro-vax wants the anti-vaxxer dead, the anti-vaxxer wants to save the pro-vaxxer from hurting themselves by showing them data they see..and the whole thing is so fucking stupid….what a dumb fucking fight to have…

There shouldn’t be a fucking divide on this nonsense, it isn’t political, I’m in Canada, I’m not a fucking Trumper or a Bidenet, it doesn’t work like that over here….

My belief in the idea of Freedom that if you want the vaccine to protect yourself, get it…if you don’t believe it, then don’t…I can think of 100 reasons to get it, 100 reasons not to get it, and none of those reasons are “because the government, a store, my boss, mandated it”…..it’s not a political mud wrestle, although with the right ladies that could be a good way to settle it….it’s a global health and freedom issue…

The issue should be coming together and saying, these passports shits are out of fucking control, make no sense and can’t be backed by real data, and that it’s out of a fucking movie I never wanted to star in….or at least be an extra in…cuz I ain’t no star of shit….but ultimately, we have no control of any of this, so I guess just keep on going with the flow….cuz life’s not so bad yet….

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Amber Heard’s Cleavage!
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Family Pranks Dad with a Strength Test
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Our Girl Khloe Terae Cheers on the Blue Jays!
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Maria Menounos’ Cleavage
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Pissing Dude Gets It….
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2021

12

Aug

Irina Shayk Being Hot of the Day

This just in…I mean not really, I’m usually late to the game on all this social media shit you’ve probably already seen on social media, but THIS just in….Irina Shayk’s still the hottest model around…despite being an older mom of a Brad Cooper baby, who has been passed around the A-List from Europe to America to Kaney-Land….like a proper russian agent provocateur would….you know get in there with your looks, steal their souls and intel and money with your brain, since Russians aren’t trained like Americans, you know not trained at all, they’re too busy watching MTV…allowing people like Shayk to take the fucking over..

Those Fuck Me Boots are what fuck me boots dream of being…on some Pretty Woman Julia Roberts kick…I get the reference….Pretty Irina…

Now I am biased, because I think Russian women are the superior breed of woman, but I think Shayk, Rattle and I wish it was on my face is good evidence of that….I mean that’s a fucking mom ass….


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2021

12

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Panties, like a roasting pan, doing a good enough job catching all the turkey drippings, for a motherucker like me to boil the fucking things and make my festive fucking gravy….it’s thanksgiving motherfucker…

Thongs, only get half the job done, because their design only catches the pussy drippings, totally neglecting to get the asshole drippings, which last I checked are probably the more dangerous drippings you’d want caught, thanks to it being your HUMAN waste, where a pussy, even a vile pussy, is just pussy….yeast infection or not…it’s not digested fucking food…it’s more superficial…

The enterprising sluts of the internet who have been asked for asshole pics, but like to pretend that they aren’t that kind of girl, have realized the loophole in the thong, which allows for an asshole flash while in thong, so that they don’t have to feel like that kind of girl, while being that kind of girl, and we get a whole lot of asshole to look at…it’s the gateway to the soul…the genderless orifice that will unite society….

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2021

12

Aug

Sophie Mudd Got a Friend of the Day

Sophie Mudd is a pretty impressive model, not because of her illustrious career walking the runways of Paris Fashion week, or even from her exciting work as a Youtuber or an influencer rocking all the coolest ad campaigns, since people can be bought by brands and brands like to use people to push their products to unsuspecting consumers on social media with credit cards…you know to keep the economy going, or at least to keep everyone rich an vapid…

Sophie Mudd is an impressive model because she’s got the most ridiculous set of monster tits, that are almost freakishly big, and thus terrifying, in the best horror movie way possible…I mean…they are unnaturally large, but likely natural…so we’ll have to thank the hormones in the food for that…

The tits, being as impressive as they are, got her a lot of instagram followers, and her model career being as unimpressive as it is, made her start a premium fan site for the perverts to see the tits they are following her for….you know since they are vapid idiots with credit cards drooling for her tits, because they are that insane….with credit cards…thinking they are actually sexting her.

This is not quite the butt plug insertion other instagram influencers who figured out how to get their price to go nude are up to….but she has found a friend with monster tits to collab with….and her tits are just as ridiculous…what a weird world…but the weirdness in all of it is that she wasn’t doing straight up titty modeling before, I mean you can’t really downplay the silliness of the titties…

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2021

12

Aug

Elsa Hosk Eats Watermelon of the Day

I heard some story that was trending about watermelon being racist…

I think it was more because of this Mark Dice dude who does viral videos against the woke, or the left, or whatever….who fucking knows….but at least 3 people mentioned racist watermelons and I assumed this was the reason for that:

Obviously, he’s making a joke about how ridiculous the woke is and how people deal with the woke bullshit, where a watermelon, the punchline of racist jokes, because black people, like all people, love fucking watermelon….if you know anything about watermelon, it’s nature’s viagra…that shit will give you the biggest fucking boner you can possibly get, even if it’s not so big….

So throwing some Elsa Hosk, the hottest of the hot Victoria’s Secret, totally ignoring the racist implications of the Watermelon, because it’s not really a racist fruit, but rather a racist joke…is a good thing…because shit’s erotic….I mean you can’t eat a watermelon without imagining eating a pussy…or in this case you can’t look at Elsa Hosk eating a watermelon without thinking about eating her pussy….even after her pregnancy which could equate to a whole new world of a pussy…a terrifying place I’d still like to know…

If you think watermelon is racist as a white person, you’re a fucking fool….even though everything is racist…from math, to proficiency, to basically everything…but only amongst white people…fools.

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