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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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As lame as the general population is, especially the younger people who you’d think would be far more interesting than they are in their little self involved bullshit lives, because with so much access to information they decide to do idiotic things for clout on social media and get rewarded for it in huge ways despite sucking…..

I will say that I am pretty envious these people get to see people they went to school with spread pussied on the internet, so even if you weren’t invited to the sex parties, you an access their cunts…

I always wanted to stumble across porn of someone I knew from normal life, or walk into a strip club to see someone I know from normal life and it’s really only happened a handful of times…and based on the trash I know…it wasn’t the girls I wanted to see naked or doing online porn….

So now, all these kids get all the girls, hot or not, fat or not, friends of theirs or not, doing the most perverted shit and they probably don’t even notice or care…

In a what came first – a chicken or an egg situation….I have to ask myself..and I guess you my dear and vuluptuous bountiful bosomed reader…

So….what came first – the hot chicks dressing in skimpier clothing essentially acting like the chemicals in the water turning frogs gay…..only instead of frogs they’re turning dudes gay….because they’re exposed to the skimpiest outfits all day like it aint a thing, normalized so you can’t get hard looking at it….and if you do you get suspended, expelled or fired…..

Or are the skimpy outfits a product of all the dudes turning gay, you know skimpier and skimpier hoping to fill their void between their legs with cock, but the cock never shows up cuz it’s too busy sword fighting other cock it met at the urinal….

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Excited Montreal Canadien’s Fan Flashing her Tits for the Team. Quebec!
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J.Lo Wet on the Beach in New Video
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Girl Loses Titty Inserts
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If This Jumps Out of Your Fridge – What do you Do?
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Cara Delevingne Nipple in Paris
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Tight Dress
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Larsen Thompson’s Bikini Pics!
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Madison Beer – Bikini Top in Vegas
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Demi Moore’s Swim Suit Campaign
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Bella Hadid’s Titties in a Dress
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No Zach Wilson’s Mom Does Not Have an OnlyFans Account
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Emma Corrin’s Topless Tease!
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Zoey Deutch and Nina Dobrev on a Boat
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Carson Daly Sid Stefani’s Wedding to Blake Shelton was Perfect, Whatever That Means
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Diecast Rally Championship Weirdness
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The Best Ceiling Fan
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Charlotte Flair Hit the Beach and Showed Off Her Bikini Body
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Booty in a Bikini
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Noah Cyrus Doing that Country Twerk
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Homeless Man Takes Dump in Mop Bucket – EVIL
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How Many Robots Does it Take to Run a Grocery Store
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Hugh Jackman Sparks Wolverine Rumors…
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Just a Bad Day at Work
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Tyreek Hill Proposed to Keeta Vaccaro
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Kara Del Toro’s Bikini Photoshoot
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On Set with Jasmine Tookes….
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Beaver Eating a Tree
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Meteor Fireball Out of the Sky
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Paul Rudd Massages Seth Rogan
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Freaky Fucking Clouds
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Le’Veon Bell’s Sixth Baby Momma Calls Him Out
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Nude Model Irene on the Rocks
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Adriana Lima in Wigs
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Don’t Turn Your Back on a Lion
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Volvo Accelerates Causing Accident.
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Tain Takes Out Car Be Safe Out There
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Big Val Kilmer Fan Over Here – He’s Telling his story
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Katie Nolan Responds to the Late News of Her Show Being Canceled
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Black Buffalo Takes the Tobacco Out of Smokeless Tobacco
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Olivia Wilde has The Worst Body in a Bikini withher boy Toy
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Hotty Sydney Sweeney and Maude Apatow in Retro Shoot..
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Diane Kruger hot in a Magazine
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Kate Hudson in Entrepreneur Magazine
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Billie Eilish in Rolling Stone
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Selena Gomez bikini Hotness
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Krysten Ritter Does Yoga
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Marion Cotillard in Bike Shorts
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Carla Bruni in a Dress
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Melanie Thierry Titties in a Dress
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Amandine Petit in a Dress
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Rihanna On the Streets
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Olivia Holt in Photoshoot…
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Florence Pugh Built like a Bull Dog…
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Kate Beckinsale at an Event
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From stepSMUT!!

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Taco Tuesday
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Ruining Shorts
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Kate Winslet’s Leaked Nudes….
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Big Naked Chick Brings Breakfast of Champions
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Pool Party Pussy Eating
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Nude Model’s Nude Close-Up
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25 People Having a Shitty Day
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Modern Toilets
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Celebrity Butts!
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Girls with Thigh Gaps
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Mark Zuckerberg Looking Motherfucker has Sex Tape with a Babe
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That Was Unexpected
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Big Messes in Some Crazy pants
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Girls Having Upskirts
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Skinny Amateur Fucker
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Nice Stomach Tattoo
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Naked Slutty Blondes
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Shot from a Good Angle
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Sports Bra Girl Keeps Her Face Out of Sex Tape
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Dildo Grip
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Girlfriends
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Bridget B Nude Sun Bathing
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Big Tit Pussy Eaters
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Masturbating in Cars…
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Interesting Make-Up Routine
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Amateur Masturbator
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TikTok Dildo Transition
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2021

Jul

Elsa Hosk Pussy Print of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a fucking win….even if she’s a new mom who just had her pussy imploded like a condo in Miami….you know childbirth is a motherfucker, but when the bikini bottoms are kept on and the girl who brought the worst and most damaging STD, despite what the gays have to say about AIDS in the 80s, childbirth is the real fucking tragedy our society has dealt with since the dawn of time, thanks to all the shitty people being born….

I am not one of those de-populate the world Bill Gates one world government types, I want to see a de-populated world for the benefit of the world…humans are the fucking virus who have no real intelligence but think that they are the most intelligent…when any animal or plant species in nature knows that ruining your natural environment where you live, eat and breathe is the definition of idiotic…and we’ve all gone along with it…

That’s not to say I’m some CLIMATE CHANGE activist like that puppet GRETA, it’s to say that plants are impressive in their ability to survive and thrive as part of the world’s ecosystem, yet humans build cities and buildings and mansions to show off how rich they are…when the most impressive thing on the earth…like the most unreal thing on the earth…is NATURE…pretty fucking weird..

Anyway, babies are parasites who leach off their moms, even hot moms to crawl out of them like alien creatures who you know will be pieces of shit who just add to the problem, but in Elsa’s case, she didn’t pull a typical middle of the road mom who stays fat and blames her pregnancy on her fatness, she got right back to where she was before the pregnancy…and looks fucking hot…

I may not be a DEMI SEXUAL like CUOMO the GUN CONTROL pervert’s weird daughter, who CAME OUT as a DEMI SEXUAL, which isn’t being a supporter of Demi Lovato, but rather someone who needs an emotional connection with a person to be sexually attracted to them….

No fucking joke, you probably saw this, but Cuomo’s daughter had a coming out party and media ran with it because she’s someone who needs an emotional connection with a person to be sexually attracted to them which is what people used to call being modest, or being a “GOOD GIRL”…or not a “SLUT” because you can’t call them SLUTS anymore, that’s SLUT SHAMING, so they’ve all become empty sluts into empty and meaningless sex, cuz they are empty and meaningless..

BUT I AM AN ELSA SEXUAL…this bitch is great.

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2021

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Bikini Top of the Day

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Not to be an asshole, but I am an asshole, and I don’t think I am really being an asshole when I am observing self produced content and giving my critique…because it’s my right to have my opinion even if it is not the popular opinion…and if it was the popular opinion maybe I’d be rich…but I am not so all I have is my opinion and my opinion says that Daddario who is now in her mid 30s and a totally unimpressive actress, has a set of fat tits that are impressive, at least enough to have helped her go viral on True Detective and lead into all the work she’s done since, despite not being a very good actor….so maybe when she selfies, she should do a neck-down-crop…we don’t really need the face in the mix to ruin the god given talents….you know we can still enjoy a blowjob with our eyes closed, you don’t need to be looking back at off to distract our focus from the goods….

Someone needs to get her some guidelines, but then again, maybe girls with great tits like to think they are more than just tits, even if no one else does….who knows.

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2021

Jul

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Believe all science…even if science as a concept has been bastardized while credible scientists have been silenced on social media….and basically everywhere to not divert from the SCIENCE…even when they are the SCIENCE who invented the science…pretty creepy…

I was just watching the Joe Biden announcement on COVID VACCINATIONS where he was bragging about how many vaccinated people he’s responsible for…it’s something like 160 million vaccines and the position is that it is the greatest achievement in medical history..or maybe it was American History….at least that was the intro….

The point of the announcement was to complain about those of you who aren’t vaccinated, despite it being an emergency use only medication that hasn’t gone through all the medical trials they probably need….and even more importantly, that you can’t sue the pharma companies in the event you have a bad reaction since they have immunity…just not against COVID since apparently no one does….

As the vaccinated really hate the unvaccinated…they’ve become RELIGIOUS on the COVID shit and despite being “protected” the unvaccinated are the heathens who want to kill the fat and elderly….IT IS FREE…GET IT…you can get FREE junk food, beer, and even be enrolled in a LOTTERY….sounds like they’re not trying to trick you into their VACCINATED world…because of SCIENCE…or emotions that are selective about the science….

But the SCIENCE I do believe in…because it makes sense, doesn’t seem to lie to me, or try to confuse me, is THE RATIO….

Girls are seen as hotter when they have the right hip to waist ratio…so naturally girls with ratio or the photoshop app on their phones post their pics of their RATIO….cuz they want to be seen as hotter…

These are some of those babes…

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2021

Jul

Kate Bosworth Bikini of the Day

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You may not know this about the me or about the site since you likely don’t read the site,…and I know you’re not reading this…but Kate Bosworth has been one of my favorites for as long as I can remember.

Yes, she’s that old, and yes, she barely had a career worthy of her hotness and I forget she exists until I am reminded that she exists….because like these pics she’s still brining hot girl bikini pics well into her 40s and that’s worth noting, celebrating, jerking off to….etc.

I don’t know why she didn’t end up being more substantial a celebrity, but maybe that’s a good thing, cuz that lack of success probably keeps her skinny and hot…ready for her big break….that Oscar win no one planned for….

I believe in her…or at least in her bikini body that she knows is fucking hot…and so do I..

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2021

Jul

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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I saw this important and amazing story earlier today or last night, I don’t really remember timelines, it could be dementia but aren’t you glad to be here with me through it….

The story was that girls in Norway or some other country will need to disclose if their photos are photoshopped when posting a #ad. So as part of disclosure of “I am making money telling you this is the best drink I ever had even though a month ago I told you this other drink was the best drink I ever had cuz I’m a vapid nobody loser who pushed products like an AVON LADY cuz it makes me look legit”….they have to say “and by the way, I edited my dick out of the photos like I was Kendall Jenner and her Dad…..

The reason they are doing this is simple….thanks to the shitty, ugly, vile, pitchmen that are the Kardashians, who have single handedly made billions of dollars making cute girls DESTROY themselves…because I really think that they are a product of where humanity was headed and I’d never give them credit that their impact was substantial, just because they failed upwards into the right place, but the truth is…they’ve changed the faces of so many with their popularity…and people should revolt….but that’ll probably only happen when the chemicals react in 20 years and all these women have their faces fall off…IT COULD HAPPEN…assuming the earth will be around in 20 years…

So seeing Kendall and her shorts jacked up her pussy….even as the hottest of the kardashians…is still fucking vile to me….just too many lies from terrible people…

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2021

Jul

Kate Hudson Still Drunk of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if Goldie Hawn’s daughter who stole her existence because Goldie Hawn got aged out, because of AGEISM but Hollywood still needed a cute blonde with bubble butt to be a bubbly little minx in shitty movies….is her actual clone from some elite cloning center us normals aren’t allowed to experience or know they exist…but when motherfuckers are cloning sheep in the 90s, race horses for 20 years, and now household pets for $50k which I would 100 percent do if I had $50k….you know that they are also cloning humans, I mean why wouldn’t they….it’s just a matter of figuring out who the reals are and who the clones are…

I also wonder if Kate Hudson really was the reason Owen Wilson tried to kill himself when they were dating, or if I just made that shit up 20 years ago and ran with it…

I don’t wonder if Kate Hudson is a drunken rich white woman who loves her wine while making her billions with her slutty mom fitness apparel….because I know that much is true…

This is her bikini pic for attention, reminding you that moms of multiple kids with multiple dads in their 40s can do bikini pics too…especially when they are rich, famous and luxurious and not living in the housing projects like many poor fat white women are…

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2021

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I was going to say that we live in the era of tight pants, but the reality is we just live in the era of whores….

The one thing that unites all women, no matter size, age, race, biological gender, religion, tit size, weight, ass size, socio economic status, richness, poorness, celebrity level, instagram follower level, number of dicks they’ve had level…is that they are all exhibitionist attention seekers who basically mimic the baboon in the wild, with it’s swollen pussy put on display for all the males to see and get excited enough to impregnate them…you know, to keep the species alive..

The question we must ask is why all women of all ages are interested in being jacked off to or sexualized…whether they are judges, lawyers, doctors, or housewives who fuck the tennis pro….they’re all in tight pants as often as possible, putting their ass on display for attention or maybe because on a genetic level, they feel our society is doomed and we need to re-populate as fast as possible before it’s too late…but what do I know….NOT MUCH….I know nothing….I just stare at the tight pants.

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2021

Jul

Maddie Ziegler Bikini of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is the 18 year old dancer from the Child Reality Show I fucking hope you didn’t know existed..and I hope she’s better known for being some dancer recruited by SIA who you probably didn’t know was 12 years old at the time, human trafficked the hollywood way, so that she could be dancing in what became a series of hit songs and music videos…

She turned 18 last fall and basically like clockwork, she jumped on the tone of content the girls her age produce, which is get as skimpy as you can, as slutty as you can, it’s like it’s a viral challenge to see how naughty and racy a bitch can get, to get that clout…

IT’s no longer about being interesting, funny, talented, it’s about what kind of model pose can you do half naked to get people to bother noticing….a society of chronic masturbators…

I know it’s just a bikini pic, but it’s a bikini pic with half her tit exposed, just a casual day at the beach clickbaiting I guess and she’s pretty fucking comfortable doing it, like all these girls are…it’s like second fucking nature and I guess that makes us lucky onlookers because there was a time when I was about 18 or 19 when girls didn’t even wear bikinis…seriously…so bring it….as Zuckerberg is definitely launching his new app “Spread Assholes” cuz it’s the only place a society can go from here.

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2021

Jul

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

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I think Olivia Munn is the scam of fucking scams…and I guess good for her, because she’s managed to get rich and famous on the backs of nerds who are socially awkward, confused, but terribly fucking loyal to their “crushes”…..probably part of loneliness and fantasy…I wouldn’t know…I’ve never had a celebrity crush, I’ve always thought they were collectively dog shit…and I am right…

You know why she’s a scam, because you know she’s a scam too….but she was some fame chasing whore who moved to LA, or was from LA and wanted that celebrity because she felt hot enough and ready….

She ended up landing a hosting gig on a NERD SHOW called G4TV that helped a few other idiots get popular amongst the loyal nerds, but I didn’t buy into her giving a fuck about nerd shit, not that I even know what nerd shit is, which is probably why it was so obvious to me….

She didn’t care about comic books, videogames, even the internet…the only thing she googled was herself, I am sure….

Then she ended up as an actor in a comic book blockbuster, I never saw it but I am sure she sucked, because she was never invited back, but tried incessantly to convince people she was, hoping to use the media or FAKE news to pressure the people who make the movies…

Then she hopped on METOO, throwing Brett Ratner under the bus for making inappropriate jokes which were socially acceptable at the time….

Now she’s hopped on the Asian thing, cuz she’s Asian…which is convenient because if you call her out, you’re RACIST…

Anyway, she’s showing some tit, probably not real tit, but that’s expected with such a fake bitch.

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