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2021

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I really think the fall of society happened when the bikini car wash didn’t take over all car washes, but instead automated robots did….why ruin a good thing…

I don’t know any man, woman other than a few women’s studies feminists and maybe some gays, but the gays I know would fucking love it, who wouldn’t want a bikini car wash over the standard automated car wash…

Which is why I am shutting down this site to launch a chain of bikini car washes.

We’ll call it….”DrunkenStepfather’s Bikini Car Wash”….

We’ll start with 6 locations in Florida…

I need an investor.

Her are some stepLINKS…

Maddy Beer Promotes a Fragrence in the Faggy Way
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Turned Their Instagram into a Haley Kalil Stan Account
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Slutty Couple Making Out – Fall Through Tattoo Shop’s Glass Door – Idiots.
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Mallory Edens Got Sprayed With Champagne Celebrating Bucks Championship
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Scooter Braun is Divorcing his Slutty Canadian Cancer Sucks Wife – Bitch gonna get paid that Bieber Money….
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Guy Gets Punched by a Shrimp
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Simone Biles and her Freaky Gymnast Midget Body Gets Attacked by a Bee
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Jackass Forever Trailer, I’ll Say these Guys are Fucking Legends and No One Lives Up to their Groundbreaking Work. Fact.
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CAM SLUTS FOR ALL!
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2021

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

THE BOT HAS DETERMINED I AM A BOT…I don’t know what that says about the future, but I was flagged a robot who is displaying bot like behavior, knowing I was flagged by a bot for having bot like behavior….bots aren’t good at determinging bots…but in their defence I wish I was a bot, because having this site updated by AI would be amazing….sit back and mangle my already mangled jokes…I like it….

Are there any alien bases on the moon? I mean we did land on the moon in the 60s, you’d think there have been secret missions back since then….getting to the moon doesn’t seem like a one and done you’d fucking exploit that shit…but it was funny to see lizard man Bezos is getting fellated for barely getting into the earth orbit…like do better dude, you’re the richest man on earth and that’s all you come up with…a giant dick shaped rocket…I saw his grandfather was a military rocket scientist….you’d think he’d have a less embarrassing design….I also don’t subscribe to Bezos being some genius for his online retailing monopoly…I think everything he did was pretty logical and I think the residual or collateral damage killing the local retailer is pretty sad…whether I fund China factories using his app or not….

I guess no one cares to ask those important questions because no one feels anything anymore – everyone is empty – unimpressed – bored so why bother….only trying to lose more of their soul to Free Porn….hoping a dopamine release happens…to feel that spark of being alive again…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Suzy Cortez Got an Anal Tattoo
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Nina Agdal Bikini Boat Captain
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie for Rihanna
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First Time Flyer
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Molly Qerim Welcomes Football Season
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Adriana Lima’s Looking Like Megan Fox
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Model Edita Vilkeviciute is Amazing in this California Beach Shoot
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Surfs Up in the Dumbest Way
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Gas Station Chick Fight
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Amanda Cerny Does a Titty Flash
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Emanuelle Chriqui – Big Boob Bikini
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Miley’s New Music Video
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Dolly Parton Gets into her Playboy Outfit for her 57th Wedding Anniversary!
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Polish Model Posing on a Mattress
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Chicken on Fresh Concrete
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Dog Give Bathing Suit Mom a Laugh on the Slip ‘N Slide
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Hot Skeet Shooter Amber Hill Unable to Compete in the Olympics After Positive COVID Test
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Demi Lovato’s First Sex Scene is Coming
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Tinashe Does SI Swim!
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Weird Side Thruster Parking Technology
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Deer Dropping Antlers – Live – Crazy
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Trapped in a Flooded Subway Car in China
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Dak Prescott Expected to Be Full Participant at Cowboys Training Camp
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Nina Dobrev Looking Good in Europe
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20 Mind Twisting Pictures
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Rumer Willis in a Sheer Bikini Top
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Olivia Culpo’s Big Boob selfie
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Ducklings VS Stairs
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Giannis Went to Chick-fil-A With His Trophies and Ordered 50 Nuggets
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Adele’s Been Getting Deep Dicked by LeBron’s Manager Rich for a Few Months…Dirty
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Britney’s Lawyer Gives a Statement
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The Man who Makes Karens into Heavy Metal Songs
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Robot Scores a Hole-In-One
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Team GB Skeet Shooter Amber Hill Unable to Compete in the Olympics After Positive COVID Test
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The Best of Cats Interrupting Work from Home
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Mass Gas Station Explosion
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Mallory Edens Got Sprayed With Champagne Celebrating Bucks Championship
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Russian Diver’s Crazy Free Dive Record Breaking Dive
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Man Punched by Mantis Shrimp
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Shirtless White Sox Fan Tried to Fight Everyone in the Bleachers
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Miley Cyrus is Turning Everyone Gay
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Remember DC, Get some DC Gear
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Cam Sluts Are Life
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From the Forum

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Kesha’s More Fit Body in a Bikini on the Beach
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J.lo in a Dress
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Madison Beer in a Power Suit
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Jessie J Pumps Gas
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Blac Chyna’s Ass is Ridiculous in Leggings
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CJ Franco’s Legs
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Some Girl Named Olivia Scott Welch in a Photoshoot
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Sports Illustrated Swim Round-Up
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Sylive Meis Bikini
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Dita Von Teese Cleavage on the Streets
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Zoe Lister Jones on TV
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Titty Reveal
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Mom Titty Drop
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Amateur Hot Lesbian Pussy Eaters
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Jimmy the Virgin
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Stand Up Paddle Fuck
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Amateur Alice has Big Tits
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Hot Car Masturabtor
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Naked Bitch Eating Ice Cream
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Pussy Show
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Titties at the Grocery Store
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Playing with the Butt Plug
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The Sound of Love
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Girl with 2 Vaginas
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Playing with Herself
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Shower Sex Tape
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Monster Tits
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Nice Manicure
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Glow Stick Fucker
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Smoke Break…Lesbians
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Bitches and Billiards
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Squirting in Public
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Girls with Hot Hips
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Shower Squirt
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Girl Gives a Handy
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Girls in Leggings
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Shower Show
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Riley Eats Pussy
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Gushing Through Life
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2021

21

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld’s Bikinis of the Day

This is probably not that important, but Hailee Steinfeld posted a racy butt shot on her instagram because I guess she’s tanning, or by the pool, wherever her luxury villa may be….

But the reality is that over COVID, Steinfeld followed her personal training father and uncle’s lead and got fit as fuck, for a while she was pretty dumpy, at least at for someone her age, but that’s all changed and all it took was fitness…a reminder to all you sloppy bitches out there…workout, you’ll be a better version of yourself and maybe people will jerk off to your half naked reflection in a photograph…..since this is a fucking glass door reflection selfie…but still one worth looking at…I mean it’s basically a mirror just more distorted….I used to jerk off to scrambled porn…a blue tit in the top right corner, an ass in the bottom….I can handle this kind of scrambled porn.

The other thing is that in an era where there are no celebs, everyone is a self righteous and self involved celeb, and the celebs they care about are influencers not shitty actors, she’s basically as close to a young A-Lister as you can get…the future generation, hence the Action Blockbusters she’s already cast in….and we need celebs from the movies or TVs, instead of social media losers winning…so here’s that A-List Ass being an Social Media Loser while winning…

This whole hollywood getting in on social to compete or get some of the views and relevance of “infleuncers and youtubers” has brought us lots of half naked content of people from movies and tvs..so thank the useless influencers for paving the way in “TITS GET HITS”….so reduce yourself to that level, the masses understand it.

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2021

21

Jul

Isabel Goulart Ass Shot of the Day

Isabel Goulart’s a legend, she’s not as old as I thought she was, but she’s still as good as I’ve thought she was…

This Victoria’s Secret model brought up from Brazil with the rest of them fucked off from NYC model bullshit at least 10 years ago, only working for them for the fashion show, not that her career matters, or that her career even sucks, just that I like a girl who has the opportunity, walk from it, knowing how sleazy being in New York is when she can be in Brazil being famous…

I used to do posts on her instagram fitness when her name popped up and I remembered she existed and I always liked seeing her in action because health and wellness is hot, when it’s applied to a tanned model with an amazing body, it just makes them toned and better…

In a world of fat chicks, I really apprecaite a hot girl with a fit fucking body, being fit, maintaining, eating healthy…assuming she is a hot girl and not just a Brazilian tranny, they were the hub before social media made being trans a trendy meme for everyone to hop into….

Anyway, apparently, Goulart is still fit and her ass is fantastic..



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2021

21

Jul

Jordyn Jones Pussy Rubbing of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some pervert young dancer from the internet who makes money selling exclusive content of herself half naked, but it’s on instagram, so it’s not seen as porn or sex work, it’s the grey area called CLOSE FRIENDS, where she can filter out who can and can’t see her sleazy content that we know isn’t for friends…but girl’s gotta get paid..

She’s basically from a white trash alcoholic, possibly generational incest family, we don’t even know if they had running water or power in the barn they lived in before selling her off the the neigbor like they were Celine Dion’s family…only in this case the neighbor was some TV producer who makes dance shows about children dancing…the kind of thing you’d expect a motherfucker to get arrested for but they posture it that moms like watching kids dance and it’s for the moms…but moms watching kids dance is almost as weird….NO ONE but parents and close family should ever see a kid dance…unless it’s at a fucking wedding…or local ballet recital.

Anyway, here she is doing some dance that looks like she’s about to finger herself..in some shorts with her tight dance body and as creepy or shitty her start was, she’s killing it now…and all it takes is a gyrating of the hips…ELVIS WAS RIGHT.



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2021

21

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fitness is important and if you’re too fucking lazy to partake like basically 90 percent of people are obese fucks and the 10 percent who aren’t are still lazy, they just have better metabolisms, or gut flora that eats the fat, or are dying of AIDS….if people still die of AIDS…

Point being, fit or not, girls who do fitness are more athletic, have higher sex drives, have more stamina to fuck, and are fun to watch in their slutty fitness poses…

I guess working out makes girls horny, maybe all that motion, so maybe it’s worth joining the gym just to smell their wetness as they row, or do YOGA, or jog with their tight pants jacked up their vaginas…

I know that the only reason to go to the gym is for the pussy, or to stare at the pussy, which is why they make girl only gyms…but luckily there are still sluts out there who like being gawked by men, it gives them self esteem, makes them feel desirable, the CAT CALL is not a sexist thing, it’s a shout out you uptight fucks…and the cat call with dick in hand is just a friendly gesture of our saying “We appreciate you”…

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2021

21

Jul

Malu Trevejo Braless of the Day

I don’t really know how relevant this girl is, but I have been in the park on more the one occasion where college kids are talking about her and I’m not even joking…both times, different people, were saying how her plastic surgery triggers them….but old timey me was like “who the fuck is Malu Trevejo”….I just assumed she was Danny Trejo’s daughter but I figured it out…you know like a real problem solver I figured out what they meant…I know what a genius…

Anyway, she’s a huge TikTok star for the very important skills that any mindless dancing monkey can pull off, but that for some reason we REWARD people for….CHASE THE VIEWS because we’ve decided anything with views, even shitty things with views are “good”…even when they aren’t…

I don’t know if she’s got the record deal, movie deals, brand deals, but she’s likely got the OnlyFans running, they all do, get those millions when it’s available….I get it because when society is strictly based on money and it is so easy to get when you get naked…get it… YOU TOO CAN BE A Kardashian…

She looks a little rugged, got her tits done when she turned 18, like a true hero you want your kids to idolize….right….

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2021

21

Jul

Lorena Rae Tennis Booty of the Day

Lorena Rae is a German model that I’ve posted about before because I find her hot…

This is her on the tennis court, which I also find hot…I’m a big tennis pervert, the kind of guy you wouldn’t want at the country club watching the ladies round robin, because I’d be busy jacking off in the corner until being asked to leave….you know those tennis skirts are pornographic to me…plus I don’t think there’s any sport where girls look cuter than tennis…all other sports lack the mini skirts and the sexual grunts….and the panty flashes and the pussy sweat…

She’s showing a little of her ass, because you have to be cheeky to get seen and even those making money, want to be seen, it’s a never satisfied keep giving me more and more until I implode, because it’s a nice distraction from hating myself.

That’s not to say that hot model Lorena Rae hates herself, I don’t know her, it’s to say I fucking love that she’s jacked her tennis skirt up to show me her fit tennis ass cheek, the way the country clubs of yesteryear have frowned upon, but it’s porn world now, not clown world now….

I figure, since the Germans still control the world, we should bow down this goddess…but even if they didn’t…she’s still worth bowing down to…

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2021

21

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

The pussy wedgie, for the pussy lover, or the trans pussy lover, since they make inserts for trans people to tuck their dicks into that have fat pussy lip mounds to give the really confusing illusion of there being a pussy up in there, when the rest of them is telling you another story, like that they are a Kardashian inspired sugar baby ready to suck dick for money, cuz everything is transactional in this world of everyone being a sex worker instead of someone who holds the sanctitude of sex, love and romance in high esteem…you heathens…

But yeah, I fucking love seeing cameltoes from every angle, in every outfit, at any time….bikinis, panties, fitness gear, I don’t care….the pussy definition is a magical thing that for whatever reason, girls have decided they love showing off…maybe it feels good…or maybe it feels good to be a little racy, provocative and arousing when they leave the house, like when they masturbate for money in the comfort of their home, but different!

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2021

21

Jul

Rumer Willis Butthole on The Beach of the Day

I don’t know if the vaccine is giving me prions disease from the spike proteins shedding, of it is just early onslaught dementia, but I do know that I am having a seriously time accepting that Rumer Willis is worth a fuck for reasons besides being Bruce and Demi’s daughter….but because she’s got a hot enough fuckable body…how did that happen…obviously instagram filters, fillers, fitness, rich person shit…

But you know even as the ugly duckling, she’s likely still a cunt, you know if you were to date her would be probably a horrible spoiled tyrant that makes you life hell, cuz she doesn’t know she’s a potato headed freak, she thinks she’s the famous daughter of famous people and she’s been trained to no listen to the haters, cuz they are just jealous….but you also know if you were to date her, the house and lifestyle would be that of the famous, and your kids together would get the best education even in a society that has flushed education down the toilet and traded it for social media selfies and screen time….

Basically, what I am saying is, Rumer Willis is worth a fuck and that’s hard for me to say cuz I know she’s the worst…


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