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2021

08

Jun

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

TRUST SCIENCE has been a bastardized term thanks to the state of this whole COVID thing, where the expert scientists fucking lied to you and for whatever reason no one cares…

But I still trust Science, at least actual science, where there is clear and obvious data outlined for me to draw my own retard conclusions…like that masks don’t work, the median age of COVID deaths is 86, higher than the life expectancy of people….the PCR tests aren’t accurate, the covid death rate is so low it’s like a flu, not even a bad flu…and we’ve all been suckers in denial of those facts…they call those of us who never believed any of the bullshit CONSPIRACY THEORISTS…even after Fauci’s emails were leaked…because we know how the internet is a propaganda machine…and yes it should draw outrage, nut instead they are telling you to hate white men…or people are saying “who cares, let me get to a restaurant now that covid is over for now, thanks big brother government”…nutty…

So yeah, I trust science, accurate science, not science paid for by some corrupt system, and that science tells me that girls with a waistline that is substantially thinner than her hips, is biologically hotter on some animalistic level, to dudes…maybe it means the bitch is a better breeder, healthier to make the baby, maybe a waist to hip ratio of a certain level is more feminine…which is why trannies everywhere are cutting their ribs out…..

And these are girls with waist to hip ratios they want to show off…and since i am into science and since I trust actual science…

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2021

08

Jun

Addison Rae Pussy Print of the Day

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Addison Rae is some Kardashian endorsed. possibly managed, scam of TikTok that they use to build their own TikTok presence, because the family needs to stay relevant and keep on their scamming and using some young “most followed” on Tiktok, for dancing, cuz she’s a trained Louisiana “dancer”, like Britney Spears, all primed and ready to be exploited…

Anyway, she’s pretty thick, probably from eating all that good Cajun food dug out of the fucking swamp she’s from….now living in LA where the only swamp around is her cunt in those tight shorts…hanging out like they were a dude taking a dick print boner pic to send to women on the internet unsolicited…all full of crawfish or some shit….

What I am seeing in this outdoor, rich as fuck, mirror selfie, besides her fat Louisiana pussy lip that looks like a dick…with gut hanging over it in a squat is cankles…but at least she took the time to photoshop the other pics…

The fact that bitch gets rich from awkward dancing on an app is fucking crazy…you don’t even need to try anymore…or be hot…

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2021

08

Jun

Kara Del Toro Wet Ass of the Day

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Kara Del Toro, who I guess is called Kara Jewell now that she’s married, but maybe her stage name is still Kara Del Toro, what the fuck do I know….not much…I know…not much…

Not that you should know who Kara Del Toro is, she’s an influencer instagram girl with a following solely based on her half naked “lifestyle” pics they pretend are for fashion or travel or adventure but are really just to show off her ass…I mean this is an ass shot for the likes and follows cuz you can never have enough likes and follows..

What I will say is that it looks good to me, but more importantly, at least she’s putting in work to get scene…whether it’s calling the paparazzi in LA, or skimpy bikini pics, it’s the kind of accessible slutty that doesn’t involve pushing people to her fan site where she would clearly make a lot of money, at least based on the trashy girls I hear about making money, assuming she doesn’t have an OnlyFans…which is what I am assuming…but they all have OnlyFans…grab the cash that’s available from the loser virgin nerd audience you’ve built up for yourself..

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2021

08

Jun

Dumb Internet Sex Worker of the Day

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I don’t like calling whores sex workers, because sex work may be real work, it’s hardly real work, it’s only work because the girls who actually fuck in their sex work, need to pretend they are into it….but this getting naked and selling nudes or sex tapes on OnlYFans is hardly sex work…that’s just selling feet pics to foot fetishists…it ain’t a thing…and if you’re an exhibitionist, slut, pervert who gets off on being jacked off to, you’d likely be giving it away for free…

It’s just some dumb clout thing for a generation who don’t know what working the street in -30 degree weather looking for a dick to suck in a car to get warm and to make some drug money…these idiots are spoiled…

Anyway, I saw this story on NY POST about some “sex worker” or “OnlyFans Girl in the Top 2.5 percent of OnlyFans Girls”….who is not top 1.9 percent thanks to this story… may or may not also strip….having a heart attack after doing some “DRY SCOOP CHALLENGE” where idiots of TikTok eat a scoop of pre-workout energy shit…and I guess thanks to the idiotic challenge participation and potential heart attack storyline getting her media attention…she’s running with the story as hard as she can…this could be her big break…

Since I like whores who call themselves “Sex Workers’ cuz they sell nudes on OnlyFans to real losers…who don’t realizing that real sex workers will fuck you for the same amount of money and fucking is better than jacking off to lame self produced pics….

I figure I’ll keep her viral story alive another days by posting her best pics of Instagram….you know cuz the world needs idiots, we have a lot of them, but can never have too many of them…

Her name is BRI and the reminder is if she can be 1.9% top performers on Only Fans…imagine what actually HOT chicks could pull in…cuz this is lower than average on my scale of hotness which is actually pretty fucking accurate cuz we don’t include fat chicks..NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….unlike the rest of the world pretending big is beautiful like some African visiting the Walmart in Arkansas…dudes are fucking pathetic, they’ll throw money at anything….here’s the proof…

This shit is from her instagram.

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2021

08

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants really hold shit together…

If you leave your house now that COVID is over and you don’t need to be a prisoner scared of living life….or going outside because there’s a big scary virus that kills old people out there …and if you don’t wear some bullshit made in china fabric mask…you’ll get it and spread it to EVERYONE….it’s really been a lame pandemic, not nearly as hollywood worthy as it should be, but I am a believer that we’re just getting started…the best or worst is about to come…because you’ve all been such good rule followers and they know how far they can take this shit…even after the government officials your tax dollars pay for LIED to you…about your tax dollars creating the very same virus that you’re scared of…

Not to talk about COVID, but without COVID, I don’t know if the tight pants would be as prolific, since every girl is in her activewear, comfort clothes, atheleisure as they call it….and in doing that…they are basically showing the world their full pussy print, or pussy definition, or pussy shape…making the tight pants all the more interesting…

So tight pants are nothing new…but they are fucking everywhere and often times they are tight enough to show the fucking anal ridges caused by anal sex fissures on the kind of girls who are into big things in their ass…which is apparently all girls…as someone who remembers the anal sex negotiation with girlfriends….or strangers…the only girls into it were Catholics…oh how the times have changed…

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2021

08

Jun

Britney Spears is Magical of the Day

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I don’t like to hype myself up, but I am pretty sure that before it was “cool” to fight for the rights of Britney Spears, with that whole pandemic created Free Britney movement, I consistently said how fucked up it is that her father has turned her into a slave, or at least a money maker that he basically abuses in his mansion….I know for fact that I’ve thought it was a very fucked up series of events that had her living as a prisoner but even more fucked up was that people were going, lining up, to her Vegas residency and other shows, because OMG she’s Britney Bitch…because the general population doesn’t care about the wellbeing of anything, they just care about their own getting off to things they like, until they decide to be woke, bigger people, fighting for the good and freedom and inclusivity of all…but for over 10 years, they were just as involved in the dancing monkey that is Britney and as guilty as her dad was…no boycotts happened, cashing in happened, and that’s pretty shitty.

Anyway, I don’t think Britney has access to a phone or the internet, it goes against being in captivity, so when I see her weird hostage video content I am always weirded out but I love it….how does she shoot this shit, why does it look like it’s VHS…we’ll never know….

Her captions, which she clearly doesn’t write are also insane like for the snakeskin outfit she’s in she wrote:

I held a snake at the @VMAs one time but decided to go ahead 20 years later and become the motherfucking snake myself ??? !!!! And since TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS you tricky little shits … who knows what color snake I will be tomorrow ??? !!!!??? STAY SAFE folks and watch out for the ?????? !!!!!

What?

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2021

08

Jun

Lea Michele Mom Tit of the Day

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I wonder if we’re still pandering to Lea Michele’s lies and pretending that she was born female and that she actually shat out a baby out of her vagina and not her asshole…

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…Hailey Joel Osment…

You may not understand the reference and that’s ok, you are dumb, it’s not your fault, the internet, the media, action movies, hormones in the foods, vaccines, have made you this way…

But Hailey Joel Osment, Oscar Nominated child star…cast as the kid in all the block busters…from Forrest Gump to Sixth Sense…this motherfucker was everywhere…and then all of a sudden…he wasn’t…puberty hit….he lost the cute kid and became unhirable…they used HIM those bastards..

If only he had the vision Lea Michele’s parents had and transitioned before he started, then he could carry his hard face into adulthood, especailly with the advancements of face injections to turn uglies into Kardashians, which I still think are uglies, but that the instagram population think is a look…botox, injections, muppet faces for the clown world we are in….tit out or not…there’s a prostate on this monster..

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2021

08

Jun

Christa B Allen Thong of the Day

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Christa B. Allen’s claim to fame was playing the younger version of Jennifer Garner’s characters in 13 Going on 30….I’m not sure whether she was the hotter version of Jennifer Garner, but I’d sure as hell hope so, since Garner is the most average looking celebrity ever….

She’s also been on a show called Revenge, so I guess she’s got a legitimate career, I’ve just never seen her “work”….but I do find it difficult to call any acting “work”…it’s more of a joke or a scam…it’s not a real skill set…

What I know her for is pulling her tits out on instagram before everyone was pulling out tits on instagram…I assume her management or agents weren’t too involved in her barely lucrative career so they left her to her own devices which naturally was “get whorish on instagram it works”….because it does….low hanging fruit, not very creative, simplistic mechanisms girls have used forever…but it works…

This isn’t her tits….it’s bikini…but good enough..

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2021

08

Jun

Tracee Ellis Ross Crotch Shot of the Day

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FAKE NEWS OF THE DAY…

I read some bullshit news headline about Tracee Ellis Ross, who in the event you didn’t know, is not hot at all, but thanks to being Diana Ross’ daughter, she’s got a career…and is seen as a “Talent” since she’s one of their own…

Buy yeah, on my news app, there was some story about Tracee Ellis Ross showing off her RIPPED six pack abs at 48 years old…like who the fuck paid for that bullshit storyline….someone definitely did..

So I went to her instagram, to debunk the fake news, because NO toned abs are scene, if anything, I see some mom gunt hanging off the stomach like an old bitch rescued from a puppy mill…but since they’re talking about her like she’s a fitness GURU, might as well watch at the old bitch’s ass in leggings spreading provocatively in the worst fucking way….fitness porn, never too old to partake….especially when you’re famous and the media gets a hard on for you cuz your mom is Michael Jackson’s biological mother….

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2021

08

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too..

I don’t know why I am a small titty fetishist, maybe I’m a queer, or maybe I think small titties are hotter than big titties cuz they look better naked….at least statistically….

You will find many more hot small titties than you will find hot big titties….and the package the small titties come on are typically hotter than the fat bodies that big tits come on….

I never subscribed to fucking fat chicks with big tits for their tits…but I know people who were all about that life…not caring that fat chick tits are usually the sloppiest of the big sloppy tits…unless they have small tits…in which case they should kill themselves…nothing crazier than a fat girl with small tits…a fate worse than death…

I was always more into tight packages and small tits come to those who wait…or on tight packages….and I’ve always been against cutting off the tits to insert plastic baggies filled with toxic shit to make the titties bolt on circular weirdness of instagram…

I support and empower empowered small tits..here’s the round-up….

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