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2021

11

May

Meadow Walker Lingerie of the Day

Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s daughter who is now doing nude or semi nude or low level smutty content because that’s what all the girls do…and they are having success with it…and they don’t even have Paul Walker as a dad…or his inheritance now that he’s died at the hand of a fast car or his over confidence in driving because he plays a driver on TV…

Paul Walker unofficially destroyed this website because there was a time when I was trading traffic with TMZ, which is fucking crazy if you think about it, but I guess it was one of my Forrest Gump moments of why the fuck would DrunkenStepfather be linked on TMZ…my jokes are just too vulgar for that kind of thing…

But yeah, TMZ is or was owned by Warner Bros, Warner Bros owned Fast and Furious and I did a post on Paul Walker being a sex offender because his girlfriend when he died who someone did the math on and as it turns out she was 16 or some other Mormon shit..so I called him a Sex Offender since that’s considered sex offence at least in America..or most of America…I think there are some states that allow 16 year olds to get married…

I did a google search and it turns out Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts(is 12, wtf), Michigan, Mississippi, Misouri, Montana, Nebraska….I mean…it’d be easier to list the states where you can only get married at 18…..those states are New Jersey, Californa, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Delaware, California….

SO….out of your 50 states, all but 6 allow you to get married under the age of 18 and in one state you need to be 12…..WHAT THE FUCK…

Anyway…Warner Bros didn’t want bad Paul Walker being a creeper press, I got kicked off the TMZ trading, and I never full recovered….so if you’re out there, don’t call out perverts who make big corporations lots of money…you’ll get erased…

But do sexualize their daughters when they are in one piece leotard shit..

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2021

11

May

Cindy Crawford Porns Out for Fashion at 300 Years Old of the Day

I don’t know why, but in the 90s you had to pick a team, it was between Cindy Crawford the All American model turned spokesmodel that everyone was convinced was the hottest bitch out there, or Claudia Schiffer…the German…

I chose Schiffer…like I was David Copperfield…but my only illusion is making my penis disappear and not like a bro saying “wanna see my magic trick” to the babe in the bar….at least in a gilded age of being a man when you could make jokes like that…where as now they just talk about their genders and racism….but yeah…my magic trick is making my penis disappear, not in a pussy, but just standing there with my pants down…INVISIBLE man…that may not even be a man..

Anyway, if I was to relive the 90s, which I may be doing right now, I would have probably stuck with Schiffer because German girls are bright, pragmatic, properly engineered and like to get shit on, while American girls…are just Coca Cola or Pepsi depending on who pays more…it’s a capitalistic society…either way a sugar water drinking for money vapid retard who uses her tits and who make babies they sell to the industry that they love so much because it solidified their existence….and wealth…

That’s not to say Crawford didn’t have good tits, or wasn’t a good model, it’s just to say American women are shitty…and you probably know that…since your mom is likely American…TRUER WORDS NEVER SAID…

Well, the 90s Supermodel who has sold her kid to the industry partnered up to model again at 60 years old because of course she did…and this is the erotica they produced together…whether it’s too little too late or not is debatable, but this model just can’t get enough modelling…

I am probably not allowed to post these, but they are all over social media….( HER INSTAGRAM and VOGUE BRASIL INSTAGRAM ) because she looks good in her old age…which is important since her looks are why she exists….

As a side note, I did see Cindy Crawford outside a hotel many years ago. She was pushing some furniture and I happened to be walking outside the hotel she was staring at. A small group had formed and I moved into see what the situation was. I figured someone had died or a homeless girl was masturbating or something fun…but it was just Crawford getting out of her town car and I had no idea it was her…but our eyes connected for a split second and she definitely stole my soul…there are people out there who just suck a motherfucker in…they call it the “It factor” or the “x factor” or the “star power”….even if you try to resist you get sucked in and it happened….but I’m still rooting for 90s Schiffer….soul being captured by Crawford or not.

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2021

11

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

My new hobby is jerking off to stories about women who have got their breasts removed due to cancer or the potential cancer causing gene like they were Angelina Jolie, because it’s a thing women do to avoid the inevitable breast cancer they are genetically predisposed to, or at least mitigate the risk by preemptively removing the areas that cancer would attack….you know I just used mitigate and preemptive in a sentence…and they say I can’t write…those are fuckign DICTIONARY level words people and I used them ALL ON MY OWN…

But yeah, so these women cut off their tits, sacrifice them, say goodbye to them, only to get reconstructive surgery, which you should read as “TIT JOBS”…by getting implants and tattooed nipples….and there’s one brand of implant that’s been linked to causing cancer since putting PLASTIC,…to root of all evil that is destroying ALL of us on a genetic level and turning us all gay and hormonally imbalanced…directly into your body only for it to shock your system…all for a set of rockin’ hard tits…

So they cut the tits off, to avoid cancer, only to put cancer causing implants into their tits….that they now have to remove to get replace with the non cancer causing implant…and all that titty talk just gets me hot and bothered…even under such unfortunate circumstances and life choices..

So to that I say, we really need to empower the important things, like small tits, because they are the victims in all this, I mean not really the whole predisposed to cancer thing, but the whole pressure of having big tits, which is a cancer of its fucking own….when TINY TITS can be as hot, probably more hot statistically than big tits, at least on a percentage basis….more hot small tits than hot big tits out there…

So that’s why I support these small tit girls showing off their small tits cuz they are hot and they know it…

If you or someone you know wants implants…don’t do it.

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2021

11

May

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora Bikini

Rita Ora is in Australia rocking a bikini….because what the fuck else are you to do in Australia when you’re more important than their travel bans and can be brought into their country while other Australians can’t….unless she’s Australian and has birth right, but I don’t know if they issued Australian Passports in the KOSOVO refugee camp she was born in….ANYWAY…all this to say…Rita Ora…aging…still has the tits…maybe a little saggier than they were when they first moved to America with a fat record deal that never materialized in records but that likely got her a cash settlement that allowed her to be the perpetual “not quite sure what she does…she says she sings, but she hosts and models…all while rocking hot tits….we do know she’s had sex with Rob Kardashian and rocked his ABORTION…which makes her a fucking hero because she killed off the next generation of Kardashians….unless you’re not into abortions because it is what heathens do even when it’s the smartest option….so she’s a fucking hero…a Kardashian baby killing hero….and now she’s in Australia fucking their most famous export….the Jojo Rabbit / In the Shadows dude…cuz that pussy goes to more industry parties than she does”…

I actually only found out about the Rita Ora Rob Kardashian abortion today….you learn something knew everyday….when the story came out Rita Ora was probably non existent…but I can assure you she still had the tits…they’ve made her, they define her, and I like her for them.

Rita Ora Bikini

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2021

11

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Foot Fetish of the Day

I always liked Rosie Huntington because she gave us cunt vibes, you know not that her cunt was radiating 5G vibes that triggered your COVID vaccine NANO Particles to turn you into some sort of ZOMBIE because humans aren’t supposed to be exposed to that much ELECTRIC MAGNETIC FREQUENCY….which is why I am wrappened in Tin Foil….as I call YOU all the crazy ones…

Yes, not those cunt vibes…but cunt vibes that are more inline with her being hot, knowing she was hot, being rich and knowing she was rich, just being a top tier talent who can’t be bothered with the simpletons unless they are bald action stars….who she lets cum inside her…

But apparently, the internet has softened her image, barely, she still has that bitchy “I’m amazing” look…and I still think she’s hot and should have that kind of energy, because hot girls who are accessible are not fun…

This whole celebrity on social media thing, where you can directly message and comment on celebrities is NOT how celebrity should be…they should be in their exclusive club people can’t get into…unless they sell their souls….and sure most celebs have assistants running their shit pretending to be on social media…but that fucks the whole celebrity / human dynamic…

I remember not being FB friends with celebrities….it made them more alluring…

Yet, here’s mom Huntington, who used to be too hot to bother, posting foot fetish pics like someone paid her 100 dollars to do….and I guess that’s good for you foot weirdos…which I hope you still realize is weird…normalizing foot fetishes is not the answer to improving our society…they are freaks…you are freaks.


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2021

11

May

Madison Pettis Burlesque of the Day

Madison Pettis is really going for it….

An obscure actress with a lot of followers who was potentially created in the lab at Disney….barely existing as an adult….getting shitty roles like starring in the American Pie franchise’s recent installation that no one’s ever fucking heard of or watched….but that I am sure made the American Pie creators laugh to their overflowing bank…one fratty script the revolutionized teen comedy and motherfuckers are set for life and still earning off it…crazy…maybe a smarter strategy than badly writing a blog in an era where there are no blogs anymore…definitely less fucking work and more return…if only I knew someone who could write….

Anyway, she is now in the remix or redo of “She’s All That”….called “He’s All That” about a tranny or something queer, woke, multi-cultural, because the world needs a She’s All That redo…where Rachel Leigh Cook is making a comeback playing a mom….to some TIkToker…what a fucking disaster of a culture we live in.

So Madison Pettis, who got cast in Riahnna’s lingerie influencer campaigns, putting her on the map as a hot body and hot tits in ligngerie has figured out what the audience wants as she does her stripper dance in her evil masks…

So instead of Madison Pettis posing, it’s Madison Pettis in motion and it looks alright to me.



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2021

11

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight Pants are a fucking pandemic…or an epidemic…what happened to the word epidemic? It was REPLACED with the more menacing or PANDEMIC…or maybe it’s more equal opportunity…like how pansexuals are a thing…or pans are something you use to cook with when EPIs are just pens…I DON”T fucking know or have the answers…I just know that bitches everywhere have given up jeans and replaced them with comfy pants and for the most part those comfy pants are the traditional oversized sweatpants and pyjama pants of yesteryear…but rather spandex and athletic pants that seem to be a personal challenge by each girl wearing them as to whether the pants are tight enough to showcase the ridges of the anus…you know topical relief we like…

ANYWAY…here’s a bunch of girls in tight pants because unlike other viral trends or epidemics…this one will only kill you if you have an adverse reaction to the vaccine and blow out your brain in some blood clot aneurysm while jerking off to them….the best way to go if you gotta go…I mean…alone with that bathrobe belt tied around your neck like you’re Bourdain….instead of dying while fucking a girl you met in tight pants…that’d be too crazy of a concept involving other humans…I mean that’s not the society we live in.

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2021

11

May

Masterful Grocery Shopping and Other Videos of the Day

Youtube Dancer

Drunk Driver vs Truck

Bear in the Plaground….

Truck Topples Over….

Woman Scared on a Swing

Crackhead Dance

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2021

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Did you get your mom covid for mother day?

I guess I should have asked that yesterday, but I forgot…I like to think it’s early onslaught dementia…but it probably has more to do with it not being that important a question since I am the only one here and my mom died 40 years ago…or more…who knows…it was a long time ago and mother’s day was last week, get over it momma’s boys who will never meet a woman who loves you like your momma do…

I’ve been thinking about this RACE agenda being pushed on us and I remembered that growing up in the 70s and 80s even not speaking the language…people weren’t all that racist…kids played together regardless of race….

In the 90s my friends fat kid was in little league and I would have to go to games and practices to drink with him and there were three levels of teams, all coed so get the fuck out of here gender whiners….

This victim shit is idiotic…if racism was hardly a thing growing up in the ghetto in the 80s and 90s…why the fuck is it all of a sudden a fucking issue.

THE INTERNET that’s why,….it’s trying to fuck with your mind…so for that reason alone…you should not let it..

I like preaching to you…cuz I know no one is there to listen…making it a great motivational PARODY….that no one will listen since no one reads this..which is what makes it a parody…the influencer with no influence….much funnier if that wasn’t what countless people on social media were doing already…

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD>..but first…links..

Nicki Minaj Teases on the Gram…Remember Her? Or is she an It?
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Holly Sonders Celebrated Mother’s Day With a Naked Brunch
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Hot Model Chloe Bechini is Eating Fruit Topless….
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How the Sound Effects of “A Quiet Place” were made…
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Beach Has Legos Washing Up On Shore Consistently.
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Steelers QB Mason Rudolph and Genie Bouchard Spent Mother’s Day Weekend Vacationing Together
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Looking At A $70,000 Remote Controlled Jet Airplane!
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Horrible – Kittens on the Power Line…But they get Saved…
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not going to bitch about the vaccinated people or the people flocking to get vaccinated even though I don’t understand it…we should all get along regardless of that shit…..

Yes, I am the do-gooder bringing us together under good not evil…the unexpected hero…even though I’ve been a low level, unsuccessful pornographer for 20 years…ANYWAY….

I am not going to ask whether COVID really that bad, since everyone I know who had it lived…or if it was bad enough to justify these people to line up for some experimental shit blindly….because they are told to by the media, family, social pressure….laziness..just going with the flow….it may seem excessive….or crazy to some….but your body, your right, everyone should do what they think is the right thing to do for themselves, their future and for society…..but it’d be nice if you keep it to yourself…

I just find it weird that everyone is posting and asking and peer pressuring people and cheerleadering each other about the vaccine… seems like nutty viral instagram brand marketing trend or #challenge….like the Ice Bucket Challenge that EVERYONE needs to be a part of or they don’t feel like they exist…you know the kind of trend I mean…where if you’re not doing one on your social media you’re garbage…only it’s not a trend…it’s a medical procedure that is a personal choice….and the crazy thing is that most of these people doing this are on the more woke side of things…which contradicts their wokeness…you can’t ask people about their medical conditions, not even a sexual partner if they have AIDS when you’re about to Raw Dog…that’s offensive….but you can ask each other about this medical condition….weird.

So the more woke-type of member of society, who may not be woke at all, maybe more ignorant or going along with what won’t get them cancelled but thanks to marketing is seen as woke in a make ignorance great again, give it a new name…..call it woke…..

Either way, that “aware of the consequences if they do or say the wrong thing so they do what they think is the right thing” person will walk on eggshells to not offend anyone or each other as long as they are on the same side of this bullshit war amongst ourselves and not against the real person we should be enemies with…..

You can’t assume a gender or make a joke about anything, say retarded, be a white man….or wear a Chinese rice picker hat on a college campus….even for your personal freedom of expression…you can’t have Indian food in the cafeteria….or Dr Seuss in schools…but you can ask private medical info…like it’s a meme….because maybe it is a meme….we are all memes….we are all memes in this together….

Just do what you want and move the fuck on…….and the number one cure of all this is to get off social media…because along with 2/3 of the population….I think it is tearing people apart, making people angry and depressed, it is confusing people’s rational brains, so making us stupid and it’s costing people money as they get rooked into ads and girls selling nudes…social media benefits a few shitty humans who monetize that shit and who own the platforms…that shit doesn’t benefit you…..you’re just giving AI all the data they need to officially control you….because they’ll KNOW everything about you…even though some things should be kept to your damn self, like your medical information….because it’s annoying….and so am I…

Here are some stepLINKS

The Internet Made Sydney Sweeney Cry
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Arianny Celeste Got the Blood Flowing at UFC Vegas 26
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Bella Thorne in Bikinis
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Hot Woman in Cat Suit
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Olivia Culpo Celebrated Her Birthday by Working the Pole for Christian McCaffrey
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Tori Spelling’s Weird Ass Jokes You NEED to See.
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Olivia Culpo Celebrated Her Birthday by Working the Pole for Christian McCaffrey
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Sword Fighting On The Streets Of UK
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Danielle Herrington’s in Lingerie
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Dove Cameron is Flexible
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Magic Guard Dwayne Bacon Shoots His Shot With LiAngelo Ball’s Ex
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Nana What Do You Think Of Virtual Reality?
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Pregnant Halsey’s Selfie!
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Venom Let There Be Carnage Gets a Trailer
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Jessie James Decker Reveals That She Treated Herself to “New Boobies”
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The Repercussions Of Losing A Prison Fight Are!
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Good Driving Skills Don’t Come With Expensive Sports Cars!
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NBC will not air Golden Globes in 2022
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Worst Day For A Bike Ride
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Rainey Qualley’s Wardrobe Malfunction
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Vanessa Hudgens Slid into Cole Tucker’s DMs After Meeting in a Zoom Meditation Group
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Woman Sets Fire to House – Watches it Burn
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Raccoon Tries To Break In Through The Attic Roof, Gets Stuck!
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Amy Winehouse’s clothes to be auctioned
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I don’t think you are gonna be able to blame this on anyone.
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Miley Cyrus and her SNL Performance
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Tim Tebow is Back in the NFL Baby!
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What Being Chased by an Alligator is Like
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Stairs Vs Drunk Lady
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Emilia Merkell is Posing
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Ashley Harkleroad Makes Taking a Hit of Cool Whip at the Beach Sexy
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2 Million Dollar Electric Supercar
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Bird Steals Fluff From A Deer’s Tail
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These Monkeys Have Taken Over A Resort In India Over The Lockdown…
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The Weirdest Self Portraits
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Famke Janssen is Braless
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D.K. Metcalf Finished in Last Place in the 100-Meter Heat
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Big Girl VS Tattoo Table Fail
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Father Embarrasses The Heck Out Of His Teenage Daughter!
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Kurt Cobain Files Released by FBI
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Lizzo in the Bubble Bath – WATCH OUT
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Fly in Community….Pretty Cool
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Kara Del Toro’s in Lingerie
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Ben Affleck’s New Old Girlfriend J.Lo Brings her Mom On Stage
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D’Angelo Russell Stayed Out Late Celebrating His Model Girlfriend Laura Ivaniukas’ Birthday and Tan Lines
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Ocean Comes to Life with Pod of Dolphin
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Paralyzed pup is living an awesome life
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Kindly Myers Plays With Ice Cream
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Kyd Nereidia in Bed
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Ariana Grande Gets Cloned
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Ben Affleck and J.Lo Together in Montana
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Bella Thorne Bikinis in Miami
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10 Products to Help You Keep Your Vehicle Looking Like New
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini in Hawaii
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Sara Sampaio in ELle Russia
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Bella Thorne is Out in her Pajamas
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Paris Hilton in a Sweatsuit
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Charli XCX in a Tight Shirt Hugging her Handler
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Miley Cyrus in NYC
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SI SWIM Charity Blackjack Tournament with Cleavage
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Amber V, Shalom Harlow, Carolyn Murphy are Old Models in WSJ
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Jordana Brewster in the New York Post Photoshoot
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Hailey Steinfeld in Mask…
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Eiza Gonzalez in a SHeer White Dress
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Shay Mitchell in Leggings
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Georgia Fowler in Tight Fitness Outfit…
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Lila Moss Hot in Vogue
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That’s a Big Dildo
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Not All Furries are Bad
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She’s Blowing Smoke Out of her Ass
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Big Titty on the Dildo Time
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Traumatizing Moments in Amateur Porn
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Tessa Fowler’s Dildo Between her Tits
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Looking Out that Backdoor
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Belly Buster
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Nude Model in Mesh Outfit
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Hard Bounce on the Dildo
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Scumbag of the Week!
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Nomy Q in a Mesh Shirt
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She’s Watering the Lawn
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Mental Mondays
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Fat Ass Dildo Slip
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29 People Having a Shitty Day
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Changing Room Dick Suck
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Creepy Filter Ride
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Name this sex Move
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Amateur Fuck
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Hot French Maid
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Hot Reddit Amateur and her Naked Nudes
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Another Big Dildo
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What’s Under the Towel
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Fuck Machine in the Kitchen
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Tanning Bitches
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Throat Training
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Lots of BOOTY
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Couch Potato Done Right
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Big Amateur Tits Riding
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Hot Pink Dildo Close Up
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Hot Bodied TikTok Dancer
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Hot Tanline Dildo Ride
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Nude Under her Graduation Gown
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Big Pool Titties
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Dildo Day at the Beach
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Vibrator and Dildo
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Blue Hair Dildo Ride
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