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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

May

Florence Pugh Bikini Dive of the Day

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Florence Pugh is in her bikini taking a dive from about 8 miles away and I don’t think it’s in reference to the Eminem biopic, and more to do with her being a weirdly shaped midget body that has an insane amount of celebrity thanks to a few mediocre acting roles, and I guess thanks to her handler Zach Braff who you know has been pegged from Hollywood numerous times over as the Sitcom star he was….so you need an old timer, to help cultivate the new, especially when she’s imported from the UK…

Anyway she’s diving in a good from far, far from good situation…which I’d like to thank her for…because the close ups are a little too real…and when cross referenced with her budding young career…it makes a person like me, who thinks leading ladies should be ladies we want to fuck…it part of the fun…..

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2021

May

Sydney Sweeney Lace Bra of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney isn’t necessarily the hottest girl out there, but she’s debatably the hottest girl created by the entertainment industry, where they took a top down approach to getting her famous, meaning they found her and invested in her, all while keeping her tits a secret….landing her small roles in big productions to legitimize her….and then getting her on Euphoria where they unveiled her big titties…in a “Why were they hiding those for so long”….at least to people like me who are aware of some of the young hollywood sluts being groomed to be stars….but for the rest of people…the tits are what put her on the map…

Either way, I like that she wasn’t just big tits on Youtube or Instagram that an agent jerked off to enough to decided to DM her with a representation contract….I prefer when the media or entertainment industry manipulate us by choosing the next big tits to jerk off to…rather than our sourcing them online and them getting in on it after the fact….it just feels like the tits are more premium and less digital marketing shameless tits and that makes them better…even if Hollywood fucking sucks….I don’t discriminate against tits, I mean I do…but I don’t…if you know what I mean…and I don’t.

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2021

May

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspot Wednesday is what I like to say is the reason I don’t update the site that early on Wednesdays because I find wet spots so repulsive, but the truth is that I am just a lazy fuck and I use it as an excuse, since everyone alive seems to be a pussy fuck who just makes excuses for all aspects of their lives that suck….

I don’t get grossed out by any sexualized content, I’ve seen the weirdest most vile shit after decades of being on the internet…it’s destroyed my soul…but at least I find it entertaining..

I don’t get grossed out by creamy panties, even if they are full of yeast infection, vaginitis and other vile things that a vagina can do…and I am able to believe that the women posting wet spots are doing it to get dudes excited by how horny they are…or they are faking it to pretend they are excited…part of their marketing bait for losers to masturbate….because they are easy to manipulate…

So…here’s those wet spots..

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2021

May

and Other Videos of the Day

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I used to post liveleak videos here out of convenience and not for money, even though I should have been getting paid….but as it turns out…Liveleak has rebranded because they are clearly chasing mainstream ad dollars and I don’t fuck with that sell out shit…when I was linking LL as support for them posting uncensored shit…but over the last year…there was no more nudity, no more insanity…those cunts got soft…

So that doesn’t mean stepNEWS is over because some site turned into a giant pussy, it just means I have to put effort into finding trending insane videos of people being crazy…and that’s way too much effort for me…

If you want to do it for me…that’d be great…since no one reads this site..and won’t want to run this post for me….we’ll see what happens…but I won’t be embedding the new faggot version of LL….because I hate when people fold to the pressure of advertisers since I’m someone who chose uncensored instead of advertising, even though millions of GOOGLE AD DOLLARS would have been nice in hindsight…..

Sex Offense Fail…

Fatty Fuck

Truck Loading Fail

President of Ireland tries to give a speech but his dog has other plans

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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not woke in any way….and I don’t think being “woke” in they way the “woke” have appropriated that term like it was a white girl wearing an Asian dress to prom….it’s like all the other “left” campaigns to divide the country….from BLM because of course we all think Black Lives Matter, that’s ridiculous to oppose, but the organization that is pushing Black Lives Matter don’t seem to really care about Black Lives…but thanks to the simple minds of simple people…they take it at face value…or how ANTIFA is anti-fascist when what they do by definition is fascist….and if you don’t agree with them…they’ll KILL you….fascist…but that’s a whole other conversation in marketing to minds of retards…

I have however, for as long as I remember, called CINCO DE MAYO a racist fucking holiday, thanks to white fat people going to their local Tex Mex restaurant for fajitas, wearing Sombreros, drinking frozen Margaritas, like a bunch of assholes, who end up passed out puking while shitting those fajitas out….

Now I don’t care if white people do this, but I’ve said “It’s a little like Blackface, but no one notices because America thinks so low of Mexicans….that they can mock them in plane sight then have them come clean up said puke and shit off the front steps of their houses, cuz they’re the domestic labor…

I am not against people having fun either, but you gotta ask why is one holiday okay for White people to Sombrero out like their in a Mariachi band, but then you can’t wish someone a Merry Christmas but instead a Happy Holiday to be respectful…

What it comes down to is that it’s all nonsense….and so are these links…so click em…

DeAndre Hopkins is Being Linked to IG Model BreAnna Young
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Maddie Ziegler in her Panties…
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Romee Strijid’s Breast Pump Glamour Shoot
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Lady Posing For Pictures At The Beach Gets Swept By Huge Wave!
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Canadian Pole Vaulter Robin Bone Hit the Beach With Olympic Snowboarder Meghan Tierney
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Training How To Fly In A Jet Suit!
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Kim Kardashian Denies Buying a Stolen Artifact – It was just Randomly Addressed to her. LOCK HER UP..
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Cool Experiments With Ferrofluid, Magnets And Superconductors!
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Getting Buried Alive In A Fairy Pot, Ireland 1966!
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Rebel Wilson has Fertility Issues Because She’s 75 Years Old and on Testosterone for her GAINS…Anorexic and Probably Vaccinated.
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Get Your Cam Girls In for the Day
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2021

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s so much to be mad at in the world, yet I am the least mad I’ve ever been, I guess all the loudmouths out there are sucking and spewing all the anger we need in the world, even though we don’t need it…

I don’t know why but I have hope for humanity and I hate humanity…I really think people will come to their senses and not be the fools they make us out to be in the media…even if we are fools…

People will eventually stop annoying each other over bullshit and focus on what’s important, going back to hating everyone in peace…bad news everywhere makes everyone miserable and when they down, I up…or whatever the fuck….

Stop falling in their traps!

That said, has anyone done any research to see if Casey Johnson died of the COVID vaccine back in 2013 when she was a socialite who died prematurely? Does ANYONE even remember Casey Johnson? I do….she was the heiress to J&J who died…RIP….I don’t really know where I was going with that besides reading the US paused the J&J vax because another one of the J&J heirs was a Trumper…hilarious if true….don’t trust fact checkers but I don’t claim that to be fact…like that Gates is divorcing Manlinda because it’s the only way he can sell his shares without scaring his shareholders because he knows there’s going to be a crash in the economy so that he can keep his wealth and continue to genetically modify mosquitos to release into the wilderness because that’s the kind of shit billionaire’s do for fun…..we jack off to tit pics….they create mutant mosquitos….to vaccinate people….with their bites….I don’t know where I’m going with this..

Oh right, stop falling in their traps, the internet is a trap, that’s why they let you use it…trust no one, believe nothing, and CLICK THE LINKS..

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J.Lo is getting Concert Ready
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Charlotte McKinney Bikinis in the Bahamas
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Sports Hotty of the Day!
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This Bitch is a Centaur
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Kendall Jenner in her Sheer Top Getting Into her Porsche
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Brie Larson’s Feet May Trigger You
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Vanessa Hudgens and her Desert Party
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Kim Garner’s Amazing Bikini Pics
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Lily Aldridge Topless
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Kitty Plays with Titties
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Jordana Brewster in a Bikini!
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Glen Close Twerking to No Music!
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Guy Bugs Couple Making Out – Gets Knocked Out…
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Bebe Rexha in a Magazine Shoot
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Donna D’Errico is Amazing Still
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Christen Harper Wrapped Up Her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fitting
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Gymnast Girl Does a Crazy Stunt
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Rebel Wilson and her Fertility Struggles
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Parrot Gets Mad at Owner
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Fish Trawler in Rough Atlantic Waters
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Crazy Suspension Bridge in Portugal
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6 Signs She Doesn’t Want to Date You
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A Week in the Life of Maddy Petsch
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Bhad Bhadie’s Revealing Pics
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Terry Bradshaw Says Aaron Rodgers Wanting Out of Green Bay “Makes Him Look Weak”
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Night Court Gets a Reboot
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How To Fit Things in the Wrong Box
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Truck over a Crazy Bridge
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20 Reasons a Man is a Loser
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Deshaun Watson Jerseys Are Being Sold at 50% Off
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DJ Marshmello Sells his 10 Million Dollar House
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Emergency Exit on a Wind Turbine
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Iris Law has a Cooking Channel
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Sveta Matunia in a Bikini
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A’s Pitcher Jesus Luzardo Injured Himself Playing Video Games
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The Seabreacher is the Craziest Boat Ever
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SWAT Officer Joins Airsoft Match, Owns Everyone!
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Woman Scams A Streamer By Pretending To Be A Waitress!
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David Blaine VS Harrison Ford
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Natalie Eva Marie Was Trending on Twitter After Her Return to the WWE Was Announced
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Holographic Board Game
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The World’s Longest Kite Also Weighs A Massive 500kgs!
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The Story Behind The Taxidermist Of “Stoned Fox” From Meme To Fugitive!
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Nude Model – Violet Hart
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Prank Backfires
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Sean Combs Changes His Name Again
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Marky Mark’s Dad Bod
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Rare Clip Of Scarlett Johansson’s Audition For Jumanji!
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Awkward Seduction Scene from Dougie Howser.
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Jelly Belly has Taken Jelly Beans to All New Heights
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Step-Up Your Sleepwear
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Bella Thorne in High Times
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Gisele in a Hot Vogue Photoshoot
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Chrishell Stause at Lucnh Looking Hot
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Billie Eilish in Lingerie in Vogue
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Gisele Bundchen Outside her Miami Home…
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Vanessa Hudgen in Bike Shorts
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Lily Collins Skinny Breast Plate
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Joy Corrigan Bikinis
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Kendall Jenner – Hot Tits
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Kirsten Stewart in leggings
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Eiza Gonzalez Cleavage – kinda
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Zoey Deutch Leggings
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Hailey Bieber in Miami Looking Hot
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Outdoor Enthusiasts!
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The Truth Behind Girls Gone Wild
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26 People Having a SHitty Day
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Naked Chicks in Beanies
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Big Booty Rider
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Ass Sweat
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Titty Tuesday the Star Wars Edition
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Two Toys For Every Girl
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I think He’s Guilty
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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TikTok Vs reality!
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May the Fourth Be With You
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Body Painted Sluts
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Skinny in the Shower!
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Titties at the Pool
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Girl’s Pussy Show
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Suction Dildo of Dreams!
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Spreading WIDE
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Daisy Leon Nude Shoot
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WTF is This…
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Nude Model…Being Nude in a Photoshoot
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Using her Feet
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Blake Blossom Topless on a Boat
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Clear Dildo….
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Big Titty Model BtS
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Hard Riding!
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Twitch Streamer Fuck
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Laundry Day
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Amateurs Fucking
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Big Dildo Explosion
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Sex at a Party
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2021

May

Hailey Baldwin Bikini Line of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s relationship with her god, you know since she’s a devout Christian, according to her dad’s business partner – THE MY PILLOW GUY – has probably come in handy when making the deal with the devil, you know, since her BFFs are clearly from the depths of an evil place called Kris Jenner’s butthole, or maybe Caitlyn Jenner’s pussy hole which is potentially made out of his butthole, I don’t know the science of that sex assignment shit…..

She was also the tag along sally to the Hadid’s, who you know are also of an evil place called Los Angeles….

And maybe when she was trying to get as famous as them on social media, she was actually doing recon work to figure out how to turn them to the right side…which clearly didn’t work and which may have actually got Bieber in on this fame chasing, false idol, celebrity who matters cuz she married the Bieber who I am sure was human trafficked from Canada after being exposed to all the worst people on Youtube…knowing they could secure a lot of money with him…..leading to a life of super stradom, I don’t know if any act is as big as Bieber….and Hailey gets to be part of that….like his First Lady….forever in the history books as Bieber’s first wife..

The good news is, whatever the motivation, the good vs evil, her religious beliefs or lack of them, in what could be her spreading the message of her god, or maybe it is a break from being married to Christ, where she’s now married to a teen pop star she likely had posters of on her wall saying “one day I’ll marry that guy”….creepy…but she got it…cuz rich girls get what they want…

But yeah, the good news of all that is she looks great in a bikini…I am a fan and she’s by far the better looking one of her trio of shit, which isn’t saying much, because I find the Jenners and Hadids ugly, but the rest of the world doesn’t….and this one’s the hottest of them…but that could just be because i jerk off to Stephen Baldwin dressed as Barney Rubble…or was that Rick Moranis….it was Stephen Badlwin in FLintsone’s Viva Las Vegas…the bootleg Flintsones movie…sounds about right…yes I am still writing this post for no reason…just words on words…meaningless when NO one reads them and they don’t. ..

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2021

May

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Scientific research has gone into the important study of whether dudes find girls with a waist smaller than her hips hotter than girls without…you know the important studies that probably happened in some Grad school by some toxic masculine nerds who couldn’t get laid because the program they were in was not gender equal and had a disproportionate number of men to women, so they had to hit up the Home Ec department to source girls who would stand naked or half naked in front of these nerds with prods in their penises to see what they reacted to and as it turns out….they proved that girls with a girl body are more appealing to dudes…crazy right….that study would never happen today, but glad it did, so you can use it against girls who don’t have a good ratio for why you’re cheating on them to girls who do….or some shit…I don’t know if you can cheat on your only fans subscriptions and the indian call center pretending to be the girl you are paying….

Here’s some RATIO.

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2021

May

Josie Canseco Panty Flash of the Day

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Josie Canseco went to Mexico where she got down with the locals…living that mask free life because why the fuck not…

My only issue with the rich kids, influencers and celebrities living their free as fuk life while other people, mainly Canadians, can’t do shit, isn’t so much about rich people living better lives than us, with no access, and their own set of rules….it is that they all preach their bullshit to us about vaccines, or locked down, while they pretend that they can relate, meanwhile they’re all doing whatever the fuck they want, and I guess you could too if you had the money to, but it’s the lying…don’t tell us you relate, don’t tell us how to control our health and wellness, or what to inject into our bodies over something we don’t all fear because we’re ok with dying however we’re supposed to die…it’s never a good time to die, or maybe it’s always a good time to die, you could drop dead reading this, I can drop dead writing this and it won’t be because of COVID…you know sometimes you role the dice, take the action sports approach to see what fucking happens when we go balls to the wall…instead of being pussies….who let the bosses that run us tell us how to live..

So yeah, puppets and rich people, used to manipulate us, can go fuck themselves in Mexico or wherever the fuck they are showing tit and panties…

I typically like Josie Canseco’s Cuban look, but she’s definitely hotter in photo than video, because in video she seems pretty irritating…but at least she’s living a trashy life as a rich as fuck trending influencer model type…because she had the choice to do anything, her dad is rich as shit, and this was the winner…having fun. Why the fuck not.

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2021

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are amazing every day, not just on Tuesdays, it’s just that I do a round up of Tiny Tit women who are proud of their tiny tits, which I think is an important cause when I hear shit like girls on TikTok taking fat pills to get fat asses like Kardashians, or 16 year old girls getting tit implants with their parental consent for their instagram feed…I guess better than cutting dick off…or taking hormones to be the opposite gender they want to be because that’s something far weirder that getting a set of tits…but the truth is that smaller tits are statistically hotter, so there’s a better chance of finding good small tits than good big tits cuz good big tits can have so many things go wrong…while good small tits just come stock with the small tits and bad small tits are more rare than bad big tits…it’s science just believe me…you dumb fuck titty addicts..

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