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2021

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

May the 3rd be with you…..Just practicing for nerds tomorrow…

I saw Bill Gates and Manlinda Gates are getting divorced….fighting over vaccines, or killing the world off, is what I assume…conspiracies aside he’s probably the worst OCD nerd to be around…his Netflix PR scam documentary didn’t fool me…I was like “why don they want us to like these people”….now I know….

As a child with no access to anything I always thought we were an alien experiment…church and religion alien…just ants in a colony, dolls in a doll house. Not a simulation run from a super computer on Saturn but basically that

Remember…if you keep your population stupid, smarter people will take over….so don’t be stupid….

Remember…If the TV tells you to do something, you should probably NOT do it…

The trans calling Bruce Jenner Anti Trans is funny….you can’t be anti trans if you cut your dick off for the cause…..Trans can such bitches…..She was probably on HIS period….? HUH…

Like Vagina lips filled with fluid from riding a bike seat too hard…Here are some stepLINKS…

Billie Eilish Switches Up her Look for Lingerie.
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Porn Star Teanna Trump is Eyeing Broncos Draft Pick Patrick Surtain
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie in the Mirror
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Paige VanZant’s Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship Debut Reportedly Didn’t Sell Many Pay-Per-Views
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Dumb Girl – Dumb Stunt
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Jojo Goes Live…
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Faith Schroder Dances in a Thong Bikini
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Sports Hottie of the Day!
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Paige Spiranac Goes Hard On Leg Day!
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Lingerie Bowl Chick Chugging a Beer…
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Sharp Shooter.
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Miley Cyrus in a Pink Shirt
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Brie Larson Does a Booty Workout
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Zach Wilson’s Girlfriend is Ready for New York
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Kara Del Toro Takes Selfies
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Charlotte Lawrence Topless in a Thong Picking Fruit
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Playing the Dog Tongue
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Silly Wine Labels
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J.J. Watt Taught His Wife How to Golf
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Girl Testing Out the Worst Filter
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Timothée Chalamet will host this years Met Gala
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Chicken Hitches A Ride On A Car!
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Jessie James Decker is Eyeing Summer in Her Thong
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Jojo Goes Live
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Idiot on a Mini Bike
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Dolly Parton and Sally Field Remember Olympia Dukakis
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The Royal Marines LLC Testing Out The Gravity Jet Suit!
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Rachael Ostovich Gets Her Megan Fox On
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Underwater Training
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Hail Breaks Through The Walmart Skylights In Oklahoma
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Making A Scale Model Of A KTM 1190 RC8 Bike With Paper!
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Volcanic Eruption Seen In Reykjavik, Iceland
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Responds to Winning the Draft
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Mountain Bikini Champion Face Plants
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Russian Missile Test Fails Like Failed Fireworks!
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Tsunami Wave Heights Get Compared In 3D
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Bills Third-Round Pick Jumps Through a Table
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Idiot Does a Stunt that Doesn’t Workout
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Dog Gets Very Jealous When Cat Gets Cuddled
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Guinness World Record Of The Longest Hoverboard Flight!
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Khloe Terae has an Only Fans!
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Man Bun Man Does a Flip
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Taylor Panirau Nude on the Beach!
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Christina Aguilera Fan Does her Look Well
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Fireman Rescues Tiny Kitten and Breaks Down…
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Barbara Corcoran Gets a Booty…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Jennifer Lawrence Overrated Trash in Shorts
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Shay Mitchell Hot Street Walker
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Kendall Jenner Fit Body in Leggings
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Tana Mongeau Showing Panty
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Vogue Williams in a Dress
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Selena Gomez on the Red Carpet at a Vax Event….Which is Fucked
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Vanessa Hudgens in the Desert
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Avril Weird Fucking Midget
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Sophie Turner in Shorts
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Olivia Munn Over Botoxed and Filled in Pyjamas
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J.Lo Looks Like a Fucking Skeleton with her Tits Out at Some VAX Event for the Idiots
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Rita Ora Looking Weird
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Adam Levine’s Bleached Hair for the Conspiracy Theories
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From stepSMUT!!

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What the Geyser…
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Reddit Amateur
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Butt Bongos WTF
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Girl Goes Deep
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Dildo Ride – Tits Out!
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A Bunch of Booty
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Sweaty Asshole
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Gabbie’s Big Tits
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Pink Dildo
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23 People Having a Shitty Day
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Brazilian Woman Want the World’s Biggest Natural Butt!
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Storage Bin Things!
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Mental Mondays
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Filling the Bathtub
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Feathered and Fucked
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Gyrating on a Dildo
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Heavenroque in the Car
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Sluts at the Waterpark
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Shower Door Dildo!
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Hot Naked Jenny Q
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Cleavage!
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The Tartan Special
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Flashing at the Mall
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Naked Campers
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Black Thong Dildo Ride
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Butt in the Face
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Hot Girls in beanies
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Lingerie Rider!
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Dumb Tattoos Get Fucked
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First Day of Whore School
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Car Rides
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Hipster Dick Suck
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They Call This the Internet’s Hottest Hookup
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Chubby Things!
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Girls and their Anal Toys
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Keep Panties On
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Fucked with a Stiletto
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Toy Sucker
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Fetish of the Day
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2021

03

May

Ashley Benson Nude Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson, who got stupidly famous on social media because her show was a hit show when instagram was first going viral and people needed to find people to follow when most celebs weren’t onto it yet….but the CW network made sure their stars were on because it was a way to connect with fans and sell ads….so she’s got 21 million followers….despite having not done much besides Cara Delevingne in the last 5-10 years her show has been over….because she doesn’t need to…

Anyway, in those 7 years she was pretty fucking sloppy looking, always with a set of big tits but also with a body you’d expect a girl with big tits to have because the body always grows into the tits…we call it the Jennifer Love Hewitt effect….some call it the Kate Upton effect….older people call it the Anna Nicole Smith effect…but she was always bigger…you like she’d basically given up and was living on her investments or TV show earnings,

Thanks to fucking a model, if you consider Cara Delevingne a model, which I assume most people do, even if I don’t…she got inspired to get fit…or to starve herself or most likely got some of her poo transplanted into her lesbian asshole..from their lesbian sex.

Research has proven that skinny people have different enzymes in their poo thanks to their gut biome. something you can get if you eat a skinny person’s poo, which I would assume is the main sex acts lesbians can do with not having a dick….because girl’s looking fit…or skinny..maybe just not as soft….and still has tits…which is fun for a bikini selfie!

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2021

03

May

Kristen Dunst Panty Flash of the Day

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I still like Kirsten Dunst…I liked her when she first got her start and had those big tits on her skinny frame…I don’t remember what movie I first saw her where I decided I was into it…but it happened….her scraggle tooth never scared me….then there was the era of her looking unshowered and disgusting, I think we used to do a Kirsten Dunst death watch because she was slowly getting more and more absorbed in the hell that is hollywood, but she took a shower, got her shit together and has since been in at least one series as a 40 year old that was about Florida Pyramid Schemes in the 80s….but that was also a casualty of COVID…

She’s currently has a baby with Meth Damon, the Matt Damon who went to Space looking actor, and here is a little panty flash in a skimpy dress…which despite being grossed out by motherhood and all that her vagina has been through all these years…is still worth staring at because I’ll assume they are clean enough, which isn’t saying much, since clean enough is a totally subjective measurement and for a pervert like me doesn’t mean very clean….or fresh out of the washer clean….but rather “clean enough”….to be a COVID mask I’d happily wear while walking alone outside like an asshole…

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2021

03

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Here’s some healthcare heroes who I don’t think are actual heroes…and either does the healthcare industry because they aren’t paying these people anything more than they got paid before COVID, they are just doing their job, but now with social pressure to live up to a certain standard that the media has created for them, even when they are desk dwellers who happen to wear scrubs because they work the front desk at a dentist’s office….since SCRUBS are what define my slutty nurses posts but not all who wear scrubs are actual nurses…

ANYWAY…I saw some article saying that you shouldn’t call Healthcare workers heroes no matter how many events Hollywood creates for them…it’s causing them mental strain when they feel like they can’t commit to that title…or because they aren’t getting paid like heroes, some are getting pay cuts, I don’t know, I only read headlines…I don’t need the propaganda as to why it is damaging to call them heroes and through this pandemic I’ve never felt that they were heroes…if that’s the job you train for and do, that’s your fucking job and if you quit because you don’t like pandemics, then you’re a fucking pussy who was milking off the system thinking nursing would be an easy scam to get a solid pension….I’m onto you…

There are other nurses who are using the HERO title to subsidize their earnings as nurses by selling nudes to loser dudes just trying to do their part in supporting them because the parades, Super Bowl and other bullshit wasn’t enough…

So these are some preview pics of those heroes being heroes by not fearing bringing bacteria, fungus and other airborne illness home on their pussies…

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2021

03

May

Ariana Grande Bra of the Day

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I just don’t like Arianna Grande…for no real reason….but she’s this midget in BROWN FACE who probably has no make-up on in this because she’d way less tan than she used to be…rocking her ratty ass high pony tail…..

I remember her licking donuts while shitting on America, I remember when people decided to use her event to pull off horrible terrorist attacks, which can’t really be blamed on her, but again, was HER fucking concert…so who else do you blame…then there’s the ex boyfriend dying of drug overdoses…just a lot of darkness around a Nickelodeon puppet they turned into a HIGH earner….

This is probably the best she’s ever looked because we don’t need to see her midget legs and she’s not all done up like she typically is….so if you’re into Arianna Grande this is about as “natural” as you’re going to get…but that is still probably filtered and fillered…the American way…

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2021

03

May

Kate Beckinsale Latex Lingerie in Canada of the Day

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I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is actually in Canada or if this is just her foreshadowing the future takeover of Canada, you know the next on the list of countries for the Queen to take over because she owns it….you know CONSPIRACY GLOBALISM SHIT….

Beckinsale is from the UK, and I’ll assume she was a RICH kid in the UK, hence the ability to make it in America….as a single mom….which normally would HINDER a bitch trying to make it in America…and Beckinsale is hugely famous in America..in part for being the tiny bodied, hot mid 40 year old mom of a 20 year old….so it is reasonable to think she works for the Queen….or at least more fun to think that than to think she’s in an RV on set in Canada for a scene where she’s in lingerie…because last I checked, she hasn’t been in a movie since Underworld 20 years ago…which happened to be enough of a movie to be in to basically last forever…

She’s probably just shooting in Canada, but since we are in lockdowns, have internment camps, can’t travel inter-province, have curfews, bars and restaurants closed, all for a virus that kills old sick people…the globalism agenda seems to make more sense…

Either way, she’s hot, in bed, assuming the fuck her missionary position and that’s always fun no matter how old she is.

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2021

03

May

Lourdes Leon Braless Titty Top of the Day

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Madonna has a hairy Mexican or Semi-Mexican daughter that she didn’t need to human traffic to get, but may have human trafficked the baby daddy to get his sperm up in her, I don’t know the backstory, I just know she’s got great tits and she’s showing them off in ways you’d want Madonna’s daughter to, but probably wouldn’t expect her to, because she’s rich, trust funds, access to basically anything, Madonna is a big deal…so why would her kid feel compelled to do social media nonsense, I mean wouldn’t it make no sense to turn that shit off, buy land in the middle of nowhere and learn how to farm as you wait for the apocalypse…I mean maybe build out a bunker…you know be useful and proactive…but our society is like….don’t learn survival, don’t be interesting, don’t be smart…just do titty selfies and all your dreams will come true…EVEN THOUGH all her dreams can come true right now…she just needs to hit MOMMY up for some $$$$…

You see humans, some in great positions, like having Madonna as your mom, but doing such lame shit, so off the mark, that you have to wonder…”is everyone this vapid and stupid”…and apparently they are…but good news is we can mindlessly look at the titty selfies hey are producing which may not make us better people…but if you jerked off to Madonna Truth or Dare, and everyone my age did, Madonna was the hotness bringing the hotness at the time….you can now jerk off to her daughter…GENERATIONAL jerking off….and that’s always fun…think of it as the virtual mom/daughter threesome.

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2021

03

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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I did a post earlier today, I know, so hard to keep up because I am so prolific as a writer who doesn’t know how to write and will never admit to anyone that I write anything on a website because I am not a writer…it’s not my vibe, not my dream, not what I like…it’s more an accident than anything.

BUT I did write a post earlier today with our MILKY tits post about how thanks to the state of the world, from chemicals in our soil, to plastics in our drinking water, to experimental gene therapy that everyone is lining up for…I saw some girl in the local news scheduling her gene therapy because she believes the hype and doesn’t trust her own immune system despite being 25 years old…and she was 16,000th in line…literally waiting on the line to access her vaccine schedule to book her appointment because the TV told her to….and is waiting for 16,000 people before her to schedule theirs…it is lunacy…makes zero fucking sense..is corrupt, political and you can’t even sue the manufacturers if you do grow a third vagina from it…

ANYWAY…the theme is end of breeding, end of motherhood, kids will be created in a lab after they depopulate the overpopulated world for CLIMATE CHANGE or whatever…you know UTOPIA….

So these MOMs may be the last generation of moms, so what was previously gross, a mom, YUCK…damaged goods…just look at her broken cunt….is now the COVETED living tribute to what the HUMAN body could do before HUMANS got involved…..so take it in…MILFS..

This will inspire my first screenplay, despite not being a writer, called “LAST OF THE MILFS” starring Kevin Costner….

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2021

03

May

Daphne Blunt Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Daphne Blunt is rocking that instagram look that everyone seems to want even though they look like inflatable dolls and not in a good way…

Unless this is Daphne Blunt’s natural look, where her mouth is half open and swollen like she is on opiates or whatever the on trend sedatives of choice are amongst the youth who are dealing with all this trauma and stress as they make any excuse possible to whine about everything….

She does have some big tits, which is always welcomed in instagram pics of a girl in a massive bra….it’s just too bad she’s not diving fully in and pulling the tits out because with tits that big…she probably should…angle it as activism, feminist, anything, just show the damn tits…

The selfies are pretty dull, you know she could easily apply this same outfit to doing things, even walking down the street, but the lazy generation of retards are fine with meaningless photoshoots of themselves just posing like idiots for the sake of posing like idiots…you know no self awareness while being all about themselves…it’s all a lot of bullshit..

I am not singling out Daphne Blunt, 90 percent of instagram is this shit, even with WORKING actors, like Daphne Blunt, because this is the content people want…BORING fucking content…even with pants unbuttoned and panties being pulled up to her neck….with her dead eyes literally looking like a puppet all while probably being a puppet to some industry exec…weird…

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2021

03

May

Kiernan Shipka Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I have no real opinion of Kiernan Shipka as a celebrity. I didn’t watch Mad Men where she was a child star….and I sure as fuck don’t watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch the dark and mysterious redo that the people of Riverdale did when licensing the Archie Comic characters to create Riverdale….I didn’t even like the Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea Sabrina even though I was living in the wilderness with access to only one or two channels in the 90s….and TGIF happened to be my Friday Nights…because there was nothing else to do…but I will say I preferred that Sitcom version with its horrible canned laughter….to whatever the fuck this one is involved in..

Anyway, we’ll assume this is a paid ad by an Instagram brand where the actress is showing off her fitness tits in her sports bra, as well as her fit body, and I figure since everyone is a fat fuck and dying of COVID because of it…ruining the fun for everyone else…this should inspire you to get your sweat on or at least to normalize fit girls and stop paying attention to the unhealthy fat chicks trying to pretend they are hot….skinny is better and this one is skinny…even if she’s not all that exciting…

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