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2021

Mar

Isabella Fonte Cameltoe of the Day

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TikTok may be insane…..it may be some terrifying spyware that tracks all you Americans….it knows what you are doing, it watches you through your camera, it reads your texts, it knows your location….it’s GOT you by the fucking balls…access to your photos and videos….all in preparation for the big Chinese takeover of America when America falls the fuck apart…or at the bare minimum archived to be used againset this younger generation when they are older and in political positions…you know LONG GAME that….all fully legal according to Apple’s store….SCARY…

But TikTok and it’s advanced chinese machine learning tech has really narrowed down the content needed to lure in americans…..and that’s half naked stupid dances…that’s all it fucking took…and people just ate it the fuck up…

So I don’t use TikTok, I don’t know the big TikTokers, but I do know it’s the troll of the century….feed people views, they’ll keep on producing, cuz they all want to be Kardashians…it’s messy.

I do know that there’s WAY too many under 18 year olds on the platform dancing provocatively for you perverts into that….which should be enough for it to get cancelled, but when it’s China owned and China owns you, it can’t be cancelled.

That said, one of the TiKTokers I like, who is not a Kardashian dick sucker or a took being used to push some agendas is this Isabella Fonte girl…who has Italian Long Island energy, who looks fucking great, and who is professionally trained as a dancer…not to mention she’s showing her pussy definition in her dance which is basically the whole fucking point of having a vagina as far as I’m concerned….I’m a fan.

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2021

Mar

Rainey Qualley Panties of the Day

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Rainey Qualley has grown on me, which isn’t saying much since I have no fucking standards and would fuck a pile of dog shit if it was wearing perfume…..but that’s the life of an undersexed married pervert over exposed to all the smut of the internet now that girls of the internet are ALWAYS fucking naked or half naked….showing off their tits or their panties…or in some cases how they suck dick…like it’s clout…which I’d argue it is, but still weird to people my age that remember when girls were decent, the hard to crack species we’d have to impress to seduce…they are the KEEPERS of SEX…but likely don’t realize that…

Anyway, I have a celebrity kid trying to be a celebrity with their celebrity money and access, because they are for the most part not any better than the non celebrities doing the same thing, but they have the budgets to game the system better, in a “reddit, twitter, FB, etc weren’t original ideas, other people were doing it, but they just happened to have the big investors like Bill Gates to make it count”…kind of way…

Rainey, who is a singer, not necessarily a good one, but a connected one, which is MORE important…in this fucking nonsense world….she says she’s out of North Carolina, you know backwoods shit, despite being Andie Macdowell’s kid…and I like the hustle…like how the Willis sisters are from Idaho….no you da ho….

What I am saying is she’s hot, she’s long, she’s skinny,she’s in her panties because we’re all friends here, let’s show each other panties….and I like it.

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2021

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, that Charlotte Lawrence really isn’t hot and that her face is looking pretty 35 years old for a 21 year old….but that’s just MEAN you jerk…she’s not THAT bad….maybe she didn’t facetune herself, because some girls just don’t subscribe to the face injection bullshit, and don’t mind looking old as shit….to which I say…she’s got a body so who needs a face….you CYBER BULLIES….

You’re probably also thinking who the fuck is her friend, what famous parents does she have, does she pretend to be a popstar too? Does Charlotte’s dad watch her swimming in the family pool? I mean he is a TV producer, doesn’t that come with the territory….young pussy sourced by your daughter….21 is LEGAL…

Does her rich hot friend use the family allowance she gets cuz she’s rich to produce nonsense videos, photoshoots or music….or does she do what I would do if I wasn’t a drunken degenerate loser with no job…but instead a rich kid….which is chill….in her bikini…because I think that would be the best strategy….at least less desperate for attention and lame than trying to be something in the entertainment industry because you don’t get enough attention in other aspects of life…

All this to say, Charlotte Lawrence typically shows her tits because that’s marketing, but bikinis work too….I’m into it…even though I wasn’t into Kate from Drew Carey back in the 90s, but the thing shat out of her ‘gina isn’t that bad…but the music is.

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2021

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday before fishnets get cancelled by the woke who decide that it is a repressive or oppressive symbol created by the patriarchy a hundred and fifty years ago to symbolize pussy smelling like fish?

Or maybe they designed it to represent the captivity of the woman and her form by sexualizing her when bound by a device used to catch fish….you know some BDSM shit before BDSM….

I don’t really know the angle, or if there will ever be an angle to cancel the fishnet, but these internet feminists are fucking crazy and find ways to totally misrepresent things in order to spark outrage and tantrums…so I wouldn’t put it past them….

The only reason they wouldn’t cancel it is because the girls of the internet putting together these pics in fishnets for their fans, followers or to get subscribers….and that would be ANTI SEX WORKER in this SEX POSITIVE ERA of everyone being a whore….because whores need whore outfits to sell their sex…

So get the fishnets while you can…not that fishnets are going anywhere…girls will cancel white men in power, not clothing items that make them look hotter than they are….like FISHNETS…

SO FISHNETS are exempt from the cancel based on that alone….FISHNET FOREVER….UNCANCELABLE.

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2021

Mar

Thai Bikini Watermelon Vendor Gets Fined and Other Videos of the Day

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Brake Test!

Ski Jump Fail

The Man and the Traffic Light…

I Have No Idea What THis is About

Dumbos

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2021

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was sleeping….but here are some morning links even though the day is half over, blame COVID or CANCER or overall bad health…maybe drinking too much and passing out on the floor at 5 am like I was still 20 despite being 50…who fucking knows or cares..

What I do know is that seeing all these amateur normal girls from good families rebelling by doing porn…because it’s cool, or clout…or status….is funny to me because I have been doing these sites long enough to know…most emailing years later, when they have a family, or husband into Jesus, asking to take down the pics, which I always do, because I am a nice guy…who just appreciates that I got to see them nude at that time in their life…I don’t need to keep seeing them nude you know….so all these good normal mall dwelling mainstream sheep who are doing porn…WILL regret filming sex tapes in a few years and it is going to be hilarious….HILARIOUS…

I also know that it’s going to be COOL to be cancelled soon, it’s like all these cancelled fucks with their tail between their legs, just aren’t doing it right, you’re getting press, it’s not tail between your legs, it’s “yeah, I grabbed her tits”…the world needs villains, so PLAY it the fuck up …it’s your time to shine..

The more TikTok kids who get cancelled, the more it’ll be cool to be cancelled, and the more it is cool to be cancelled, the more outrageous shit you’ll see of people TRYING to be cancelled.

The FUTURE is bright with All these idiots….All these sheep…All these followers trying to get followers…All these porn generation perverts who KILLED romance…

BUT ROMANCE will live forever…

Dove Cameron Wants You To Get Nude
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Travis Kelce’s Model Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Dances in Rihanna’s Underwear
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Eiza Gonzalez is a Big Kelly Clarkson Fan
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Mel Kiper Thinks Mac Jones is the Next Tom Brady
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I saw this last week – Boss Pays Former Employee With Greasy Pennies For The Last Cheque!
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Jack Black Now Does The Hulk Avatar!
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Emma Stone Made a Baby – I Hope IT Didn’t Get Her Mouth
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Space the Fatal Frontier
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Saints CB Marshon Lattimore Was Arrested in Cleveland on Suspicion of Receiving Stolen Property
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Dave Grohl On How He Wrote The Song “Everlong”!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not an anti-vaxxer, even though the internet is trying to erase all anti-vaxxers, and I have been erased…I don’t care if you get the shot….I know people who got the shot…they are still alive…it’s no big deal…I just hate hearing about it…

I am against treating people who aren’t into the shot as criminals, or idiot trumpers, or bigots and racists…or worse…white single dads….because that’s emotional driven nonsense….there are plenty of people who don’t believe in big pharma, like hippies, religious people, not necessarily the people you see as degenerates….there are people who eat organic and take it seriously and not just on instagram…but genuinely don’t like putting random chemicals in their bodies…they clean the house with vinegar…you know since big business has caused so much fucking cancer and other ailments….it’s not a question of bigots….it’s a question of some people not being scared of a virus that doesn’t kill that many people…

So seeing the vaccine propaganda from regulars on social media is confusing, actual bigotry because they don’t allow people to have a conversation, they just discount them as crazy people off the fucking bat….and that’s just fucking crazy in and of itself…

If you don’t want a vaccine, don’t get a vaccine, the fact people care so much is concerning….

Why so much passion you bored emotional losers…get a fucking hobby…or go normalize obesity, trans, porn, jerking off too much, and all that other shit…you fucks…or I guess you can go hate men, or denounce being a man because of shame you feel for being a man….you aren’t a FREE THINKER….you should want to be a FREE THINKER…

AND AGAIN…I don’t care if you get the shot, want the shot, love the shot, bathe in the shot, fuck the shot up the ass like your prison penpal….or if you take it up the ass…do whatever you want to do…..but leave the people who aren’t into it the fuck alone…it’s not them taking a stance against humanity or trying to kill granny…..

I’ll tell you why I’m mad….I’m not actually mad…I don’t care…it’s just non-stop…turn off the internet.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Josephine Skriver is Hot for SI Swim
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Australian Smokeshow Boxer Ebanie Bridges Shows Raphinha Some Love in a Leeds United Jersey and Skintight Booty Shorts
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Ireland Baldwin’s True Crime Podcast Analysis
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Very Strong Girl in Skimpy Oufit does Fitness Shit
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Olivia Culpo is the American Dream
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WWE Star in Lingerie
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Delilah Hamlin’s Sheer Top!
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Golfer Hannah Leiner Drops an Amazing Throwback of her Golf Booty
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The Hottest of the Hailey Steinfeld Bikinis
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Girl in Leggings with her Dogs…
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Alexandra Daddario Selfies Some Nerdy Hotness!
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Bethenny Frankel Wet Bikini!
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Jughead’s 73 Questions with Vogue….
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Paige Spiranac Shuts Down Australian Sports Editor Francis Leach for Criticizing a Newspaper Ad That Features Her
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Hot Model is Posing with Flowers
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Kung Fu Dance
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Tiny Boat Barely Escapes From Huge Wave Created By Iceberg!
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Chrissy Teigen quits Twitter because people are a**holes
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Nina Agdal’s Fitness Hotness
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Stephen Strasburg Ruptured a Tendon Humans Don’t Need Anymore
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Magic Trick Fail.
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Delilah Belle Hamlin in See Through Top
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Making Bacon and Eggs on a Volcano
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Mother Hen Takes Care Of Three Kittens!
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A Look Into How Car Chase Scenes Have Evolved Over 100 Years!
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Iggy Azalea in a Revealing Outfit for her New Project
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Britney is Trying to Fire her Dad
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President of Virginia State Took a Student’s Ankles With a Devastating Crossover
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Go Check Your Locks
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Fastest 147 In History….Pool Tricks…
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The Shopping Cart Narc is Amazing…and This Woman Doesn’t Agree
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Man Recreates Then Entire Inter-City Of Amsterdam
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The Kardashian Sisters in Bikinis
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UFC Flyweight Jessica Eye Announces That She Has Joined OnlyFans
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Smart Basketball Rig
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Thief Tries To Steal Catalytic Converter, Car Falls On Him And Kills Him
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Tortoise And Dachshund Play Around With A Ball!
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Ron Livingston’s To Star in The Flash…
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Bears Announce Andy Dalton as the Starting QB
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Crazy Snake Attack!
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Twenty-Five Year Old Fast Food Still Looks Fresh!
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Emergency Ramps For Runaway Trucks!
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Delilah Hamlin’s TItty Top
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Sophie Turner’s Weird Reaction to Joe Jonas Thirst Trap
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RIP Jessica Walter
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Car Loses One Wheel….Still Speeds Across Highway
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Fanny Stollar Just Minding Her Own Business
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7 Products to Up Your Coffee Game
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The Hottest of the Hailey Steinfeld Bikinis
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Insider Tips to Grow Your Penis!
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The Sports Illustrated Swim Pics from Social Media So Far
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Taylor Hill on the Streets in a Mask
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Kelly Brook Leg SHow
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Hailee Steinfeld Hot Bikini Model
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The Hilton Sisters in Miami
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Rihanna Cleavage Out at NOBU
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Kaia Gerber is Skinny in Leggings
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Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass
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Chloe East in a Magazine
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Olivia Wilde in London
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Lucy Hale’s Leggings of the DAy
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Madison Pettis Photoshoot
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When Did Horse Dildos Become Normalized
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Maybe This Has Something to Do with the Horse Cock Dildos
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Hot Reddit Amateur and her Big Tits
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Head from 3 Girls
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Amateur Dick Sucker Showing her Moves
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Lesbian Strap On Sex
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Sabrina Nichole Changing Clothes
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Girl Shows Off Big Tits
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Mom of the Year
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Big Bouncy Tits
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Girls Who Masturbate
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Hot Skinny Girl Reveal
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First Sex Tape
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Girls Showing Off her Butt Plug
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Big Booty Lesbians
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Fucking While Their Friend Films
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Male Chastity Sex is Queer
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This is Terrifying…
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Panty Rubbing
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DILDO GUN
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Digging for Clams
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Butt Plug Stunts
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Walking Nude…
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Hot Cat Lover and her Dildo
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Fucking in the Window
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Nude Models and Dogs
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Naked Chrissy Marie…
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Committed to the Squirt
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Worst Nude Art YOu’ll See Today
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Nude Model in th Pool
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Busty Danielle’s Nude Shoot
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Taste Test
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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2021

Mar

Renee Olstead Does Good of the Day

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I just want to take a minute to encourage Renee Olstead to keep up the good work…the actress and singer who has been on TV, figured that she was more interested in getting paid for exclusive content, so she’s created this whole nude aesthetic, on some glamour model, boudoir style nudity, and I think it’s amazing….

It’s not that I am bored of the selfie nude, I will forever love a nude selfie, it’s the whole fucking reason I started this site all those years ago….it’s part of me….even though it’s mainstream and everyone’s out there posting and selling them…

It’s just that if you’re going to sell nudes, make them look like they took time and cost money rather than just something you did before your shower or after you took a shit, to throw at your audience you clearly have no respect for, but want their money..

Now these are her selfies from her shoots, but I’ve seen the shoots and they are produced, conceptual and what you’d expect from a trained entertainer / performer.

So whether you transition from mainstream, or sports, to do the exclusive content thing, because sex work is real work, or because getting naked is thrilling and pays well, or because you find it hot, or fun…or you’re the barista at starbucks….put some effort into your shoots…it makes it better…and remember you don’t need to rely solely on selling sex to be a success ladies, you are capable of anything, it’s just that sex is easy and it’s just nice when you do.

Either way, if you want to support Renee Olstead…you should…she does it well.

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2021

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong is likely the most annoying panty for a girl to wear, but we don’t care about a girl’s comfort…not to mention so many girls are probably shamed and trained to wear thongs, especially in this porn generation of chronic masturbation, where they’ve rubbed it out so many times, they don’t even feel the thin underwear fabric cutting into them, but instead they see it as a way to show a lot of ass, avoid panty lines, and barely cover anus…but instead use the panty for what it’s for….a drop cloth for pussy mucus…

Anyway, the nice thing about the thong is that it is the gateway to asshole pics, where women don’t even realize or care that their asshole is visible, they probable like that it is, because they can pretend they are clothed in their thong and the asshole is a malfunction, even when it is strategic….since assholes are super fucking popular in this generation….since we all have em…and since people are bored and like being filled to divert from that boredom….

So here’s girls in thongs with assholes…

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2021

Mar

Madison Beer Butt Shot For Ellen of the Day

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I’ve always found Ellen to be a fucking perverted freak and I never bought into her bullshit “be kind to people” because I know that those who say “be kind” are usually the biggest assholes…it’s brainwashing diversion…like when someone says “trust me”…you know bullshit…so when she was taken down and lost her millions of viewers I felt it was too little too late because she’s solidified herself as this billionaire weirdo tool being used by the industry to push some lesbian agenda to help inspire population control…we can’t all have kids if we’re gay and if we’re gay we can have the life Ellen or Ryan Seacrest…two pawns in the system have to host…with their mansions…private jets and celebrity…

So when I see a young starlet who is traditionally known for her tits….showing off her ass….after being created on Youtube by what I will assume was the industry pretending it was a DIY thing….only to sign a record deal and spend two or three years being paparazzi-ed and not making music…I feel like it’s an inside job…but more importantly…even if it wasn’t an inside job…it’s definitely something that would give Elle a Fem-Boner…because of them tight young bodies…so if it’s good enough for Ellen to cream her pants despite menopause…it’s good enough for you to stare at….

I don’t know what I am going on about, but whether the conspiracies are real or not, they are always hilarious..until they show up at your house in a van and kill you for posting them….SO for the record….I am just making jokes here….except for that Ellen shit, I always knew she was some kind of evil manipulator…patronizing the audience…without the idiots catching the fuck on…HILARIOUS…

I don’t know why Madison Beer’s out here jacking up her face with injections to use her sex to her advantage….looking like a pornostar…I am sure she was fine without it…but who cares, stare at her ass.

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