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2021

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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This is supposed to be a series of pics of girls who workout showing off their fitness to inspire us to either get fit or jerk off to fit girls because this fat girls being normalized is criminal, or should be criminal, it’s premature death man….

Unfortunately, the kind of fitness pics I want are girls being naked at the gym, you know sneaky flashing inappropriate behavior, because girls who work out are hornier than girls who don’t, maybe it’s a hormone thing, I don’t know….maybe these girls are modest in life and naughty on the internet…I am no them…I do not know their motivation….

But I do like seeing fitness in action, it gives me a taste of it while being a sloth lazy fuck on the verge of death….like this girl on the pole for fitness…

The reality is, girls who workout, who feel fit, who are horny after they get their pump on and feel the need to take nudes are pretty awesome too, so here’s a bunch of fit girls, girls who workout, girls showing their gains, in hopes of giving you gains, so that you track them down and give them financial gains probably, they just don’t all tag their names on their pics, but should….

Stay fit, or stare at fit…

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2021

Mar

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know who Rebecca Black thinks she is, but it’s not Friday, so she should bank her titty pics to release in bulk on a Friday….

I get it, she probably hates being a meme, responsible to one of the most annoying songs to hit the internet, especially since she was a little before her time, because the industry basically discounted her as a social media viral video joke, some TRON GUY shit, without have the foresight to realize that the internet owns those motherfuckers and if they want to survive they better align….so now we’re surrounded by all these idiots who have gone viral, or who have enough fake followers to pretend they are viral….now getting record deals…..they gave the top TikTok girl who hangs with the Kardashians her own song and dance to release on TikTok…and pretend she was in on…as some manipulative cash grab. They used to be less obvious money grubbers, but whatever…we don’t care…I just think Rebecca Black deserves the credit she deserves for being a hit on youtube before it was cool…even if I fucking hate the song…but I could just be saying that cuz she’s got big tits…it’s a way to win over my support…they call me the bra.

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2021

Mar

Rowan Blanchard See Through Panties of the Day

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I guess Rowan Blanchard is no longer under a morality clause like she was a pornstar trying to have a mainstream career but was restricted from doing porn, because it doesn’t speak to the mainstream, because morality clauses have likely been thrown out the window in Hollywood, but instead all the things that were blacklisted or banned are now encouraged, especially if you’re a young actor, to keep your fanbase alive…

If all the most popular girls of social media are randoms who get naked, then celebs in the industry who needs fans to get hired need to get naked too, it’s the whole Bella Thorne hustle…that would never have been allowed in the past but that is encouraged because CLOUT and VIRAL appeal is KEY to Hollywood surviving….

It’s a “if you can’t beat them, join em”…but in the best way…where old agents and execs are telling young girls to move to brooklyn to become nude IG models…even though they are on TV..

So this is Rowan doing her best woke, IG model, artist, who is on the queer spectrum, while being sex positive and all that other shit people seem to think is important when showing tits, even though they could jus show the tits…

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2021

Mar

Ashley Greene Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Ashley Greene may be trash….she may suck….she may have lucked out in getting that one casting that mattered only to become semi-famous, I mean there was a time people were talking about her, where you know she probably felt like the most important person in the room, or at least at her Florida High School reunion….I mean she was in Twilight…which I may have never seen and will never see but it was a huge deal, especially for a trashcan that lucked out….

Anyway, even at her peak she looked alright, like normal girl and like Olvia Culpo since her, but less of a Return on Investment, since Culpo basically only exists for fucking a Jonas brother, while Greene was already famous and only damaged her name, at least according to me, by LYING to her fans about FUCKING…

We could tell that the Florida girl was likely only in Twilight for fucking the right people, so pretending to NOT fuck the Jonas brother she was clearly fucking, because in that era sex was naughty or bad, where as in this era they all spread assholes on instagram for fun…..and I hate fucking liars…which is probably why I hate actors…since they are fucking liars..

Anyway, she’s making a lame at best comeback on social that I am sure no one gives a fuck about and since I like underdogs, now that she’s been given a reality check that she’s not that special, I’ll help her on that quest to get back into the scene….average at best or not….because I’m a nice guy.

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2021

Mar

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wednesdays are my slow starting day because I hate Wet Spot Wednesdays, but in the time I’ve been doing them, when reinventing this site to go back to what it was initially designed to be, which is feature the insanity of the internet, instead of post shit talking celebs that people fan boy, leaving me obscure and along, to fend for myself in this dark and scary internet….so I’ve been doing Wet Spot for a few months now….and I’ve typically been repulsed by it, despite being into vagina….not that that’s saying much, you’d think all guys are into vaginas, but I have met guys over the years who are straight or claim to be straight, but hate looking at vaginas…I am not one of those guys…and the drippier, the mucus filled doesn’t throw me off….but the girls who were posting wet pussy challenges were girls old timers like me would expect to post that shit…making it just a gross out of context experience…but it’s growing on me, hotter girls Are showing their wet spots and what was once empowering and shameful is now just a fun use of a wet pussy…so I got in early on Wet Spots but Love where Wet Spots are going…>THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT…

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2021

Mar

Girls with Tourettes Does Alphabet Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

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Spring Breaker Escape

Van Fail

Dive Fail

Gas Fire

Clever Thief….

Train Rider

White Water Fail

Wha the fuck is going on on this Bridge

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2021

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What happens when trans people go through with all their trans dreams and get all their trans surgeries….with no more trans surgeries to get…they’ll feel lost and alone as empty as when they started…

Or worse…what happens when people stop caring about the trans thing when it loses it’s talking point luster….and people go back to not LARPING on social media pretending to give a shit when we all know they don’t give a shit…

I saw some job application for a Movie Theater company from an insider and they literally had 15 genders listed in alphabetical order to be WOKE…when 99 percent of the population are man or woman….or male or female…I mean 100 percent are…but maybe less than 5 percent “Identify” as something else and instead of being like “we don’t care what you identify as”…they are like “HERE ARE YOUR BUFFET OPTIONS YOU HIGH MAINTENANCE SELF INVOLVED FUCK”….

I don’t care about what people identify as, I don’t care that trans exist, they’ve always existed, TRANNY porn has been around FOREVER…it’s nothing new….I used to drink at gay bars amongst trans people some were passable and this was in the 90s…so it’s NOTHING new….it’s just more annoying because they shove it down our throats…despite no longer having dicks cuz they cut them off…

The point is, people will stop caring, and the attention seekers will need new strategy….and what will that be? What’s next?

While we wait..

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Paulina Gretzkey is Hot in Beverly Hills Wearing a Bikini
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Riley Keough is a Naughty Stripper!
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HOT shoot of Kelly Gale for Gooseberry Intimates
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Girl’s Beer Pong Fail
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UCLA Fans Lit Stuff on Fire
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Female Enabler Gets a Pass
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The DARK SIDE of Bad Lightbulbs
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Dude with a Parrot’s Insane Costume
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Suicide Squad 2 Trailer
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Jake Paul Selling his 6.5 Million Dollar House for Miami Dreams
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still traumatized by googling how tranny pussy, you know, inverted dicks, get wet….

As it turns out, despite the balls being removed, the wetness is precum from the prostate that they don’t get removed….

Nothing says woman like a prostate gland and a pussy wet from fucking pre-cum…

Or in Thailand they build the pussy with a piece of colon, so their fake pussy that they say is their real pussy because it says so on their driver’s license, is really their ass…

You sick fucks…and your perversions…now go cut off and/or invert your genitals to be WOKE…it’s far more complicated than getting a bad tattoo…you know the next level of that…

I saw some woke lesbian school teacher making everything racist bitch about how band aids are racist because they are for white people, last I checked, no human was band aid colored, not to mention Nelly made a career or at least an aesthetic out of a fucking band aid and last I checked, he’s not white…so fuck off with your making everything racist because you are racist and pretending it is woke when really it is CANCER you fucks….

All this divide everyone…we’re all the same pieces of shit stuck in the same place on the same fucking planet barreling through space embarrassing ourselves to the aliens who created us…..forgetting that we are ALL fucking connected to each other, to the plants and animals, the water and oceans, the earth and the food….so fuck right off with this “stop “whatever” hate”….DO NOT BUY INTO THE MEDIA AND THEIR LIES..and be more like a dog….

OH and TURN OFF THE INTERNET…..

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Elsa Hosk in some Racy Lingerie!
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Katie Cassidy is Selling Nude Body Art!
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Sofya Zhuk’s Anti-Social Thong Club
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Girl’s Brain Glitches…
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Madonna in Lingerie
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Retired Olympic Champion Has Some Real Flexibility…Don’t Miss This One
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Impossible Trick Shot
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Elle Fanning is Very Pretty Unfiltered
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Vanessa Hudgens in a One Piece on the Beach
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Real Housewife Charged in Wire Fraud
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Bikini Girl Roof Jump to Trampoline
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Scarlett Johansson in Black Widow!
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Tight Shorts!
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Female Enabler Gets a Pass!
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Preachers in Designer Clothes is the Ultimate IG Account
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Brooke Shield’s Recovering from Surgery
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Iggy Azalea Killed the Selfies!
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Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley Spotted Together for the First Time Since Announcing Their Engagement
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Buy the Schitt’s Creek House
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Club Bathroom Number Game
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Victoria Justice in a Super Cute Selife
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Karrueche Tran in Sheer Pink Lingerie
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Lil Nas X Fires his Load
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Lady Gaga;s Dog Walker Lost His Lung
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Charlotte Lawrence Swims with Sharks
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Hot Nude Model KJ Skorge!
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Draya Michele Turns Heads in See Through Yellow Dress
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Solid Prank!
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Frank Grillo is Jacked at 55
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Celebs Obsessed with the Plastic Surgery Filter
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The Prettiest Porn Star Ever – Stacy Cruz – in an Artsy Nude
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Chantel Jeffries in Tight Pants!
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Winning at Life
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Looking at the Differences Between a High and Low Explosion
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Police Break Up a Meet Up Blasting COPS Theme Song.
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Emma Roberts in Hot on the Slopes!
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Tom Brady Trolled the Falcons
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Throwing Rocks!
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Passing Through Suez Canal Time Lapsed
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The Strange Game of Buzkashi
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2 Year Kid Figures Out Train Issue in Seconds.
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Caylee Cowan’s a Video Vixen in this New Video!
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Kyle Shanahan Denies Rumors That the 49ers Traded Up to Draft Mac Jones
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The Magnetic Accelerator!
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RC Truck Commpetition that is AWESOME….
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Two Old Timer Victoria’s Secret Models Reunited!
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Johnny Manziel Said He Used to Think the Harder He Partied the Better He Played
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Old Woman in the Manhole
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Is this the best or worst motorcycle date?
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Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Lost Part of his Lung in the Shooting
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit in the Snow!
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Jojo in a Lingerie Slip
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Kendall Jenner’s in some Fitness Outfit with Cameltoe
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Kendall Jenner with her Horse
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Ambrosio in Skimpy Shorts
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Sharna Burgess Going to Dinner
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Rihanna’s Legs
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Jordyn Woods Big Booty
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Heidi Klum in Tight Jeans
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Katy Perry’s Big Boobs
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Worst Easter Egg Hunt Ever
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Hot Amateur Model Nude
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Katee Life Moves her Hips in Amazing Ways
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Big Shower Titties
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25 Shitty Days!
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Squirt Prank!
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Rate Her Body
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Blonde Oiling Herself Up
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Demi Rose Covering her Boobs with her Hair
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The Worst but Most Interesting Use of a Plastic Water Bottle
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Best Hike Ever
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Shy Guys Scared of Titties
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At Work Dick Suck
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Squeaky Dildo
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They Call This the Oldest Trick in the Book
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Skinny Big Tit Amateur
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She is a Gamer Girl She Said See You Later Girl
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Amateur Couple Fuck
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Better than a Snake in the Grass
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Solid Tinder Hook Up
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Onsie Rub
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Vicki Lasseter’s Nude Shoot
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Cam Girl Sex Debut
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Just Old Fashioned Squirt Video
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Amelie Lou’s Nude Shoot!
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Making it Rain in this Rub Down Video
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The Look of Disappointment!
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2021

Mar

Jojo’s Armpit Fetish Pic of the DAy

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Jojo posted some armpit fetish pics for her fans, because she knows as well as you know that dudes are fucking perverts and tits, asshole, mouths and pussies are so standard when it comes to jerking off….which is why freaks, fat chicks, monsters, and trans are trending….there’s a desensitization to hot chicks…drawing them to weirder and weird shit…in what they think is leveling up…but that’s really better handled by disconnecting from all the porn and social media smut to get things back on track and to make people normal again…so hot chicks can thrive again…weird times.

I don’t know if she’s packaging this as armpit porn, since she is also in a bikini with her big Jojo tits we didn’t knwo she had until she kept showing them to us, but I think that’s just diversion from the Armpit fetish she’s catering to….

I don’t know why she cropped out the pussy definition, but I’ll assume it’s more to direct the fucking to the armpits, but I could be wrong, it could be about the tits too, but that’s just so cliche and standard practice that I don’t find it an exciting storyline….

Her caption is:

I fluctuate a cool 15-20 pounds idk about u guys. here I am on my lighter side.

Which I’ll assume is her trying to mitigate the hate people get for her not being a fat fuck, you know girls who feel fit and hot enough to post a bikini selfie need to post it with a disclaimer or trigger warning to let the haters now “I’m not 20 pounds fatter, but I have been, so respect me at this weight, because it’s ok to post this, since I am sometimes 20 pounds fatter”……otherwise why the fuck is that the caption instead of “LOOK AT MY PITS ARMPIT FETISHISTS – DON’T YOU WANT TO FUCK EM”…..which would be more appropriate unless I just invented this armpit fetish angle and pushed it on her…which is possible….but perverts be perverts…

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2021

Mar

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I praise the waist to hip ratio because science told me to and I like to do everything science tells me….because it’s science…but also because waist to hip ratios are officially the answer to the age old question most people have and that’s “on a scale from 1 to 10, how hot is this bitch”…..you know people like being ranked…they may complain about it, but only when they know they aren’t 10s…because 10s are all for it and don’t blame the patriarchy or misogyny for the ranking system…they just embrace being hot..

But yeah, science says the waist to hip ratio is what triggers men into wanting to breed with a bitch, and thus that makes the bitch out to be hotter than one without a waist to hip ratio, all boxy and man like, which is not very inclusive to TRANS pretending to be women, or fat chicks pretending to be hot, but that’s the whole fucking point….

There’s SCIENCE to back what makes a bitch hot, and these are girls doing their best to be hot, by showing their ratio.

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