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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s April Fools. I don’t like planning and executing pranks and haven’t for as long as I can remember….but there was a time I redirected DrunkenStepfather to DISNEY.com pretending I was a Disney Character for the new generation, back when blogs were “influencers” before “influencers” were influencers….

I never recovered from the lost traffic…..and here I am 15 years later…still sucking…

So I didn’t smeam chocolate peanut butter on my ass and face and pretend to slip and shit myself in the park, but I should have…

But I figure we’re all part of the most elaborate April Fools Joke that’s lasted a year with this COVID shit….

If you think the government cares about your health, ask them how much money they make off the shitty food, chemicals, cigarettes, booze they tax and approve….making everyone sick…

If you think COVID is this big deal, why do people need to take made in china tests just to see if they have it…not to mention why is no one dying and those who are dying are 80 percent OBESE….and 90 percent over the age of 80….

When did society stop over a bunch of assholes scared to die, don’t they know dying is part of life….

Like my Schizophrenic friend says….the propaganda machine is hard at work to make all you Godless people more Godless….disconnect for your soul officially….turn into the official consuming ZOMBIE….

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Famous Euphoria Tranny on the Runway in a See Through!
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Paige VanZant Does the Splits for her Fans
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Mariana on the Rooftop!
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Salma Hayek is Wonderful!
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The Importance of the Parking Break
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WTF is this Motorcycle
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Netflix Makes Too Much Money – 400 Million for Knives Out 2 and 3….the First One was Average at Best Enough…
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Saweetie Gets Beat in the Elevator
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Guy on Scooter Pranks People
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Roy Williams Retires!
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Drink and Play with Fire
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Colin Firth is in The Staircase Movie
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Shailene Woodley at Dinner in Arkasas
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s international trans daylight savings time or some shit today….which should make you feel good about your micro penis, your inny not outtie, because you can finally embrace living a life as a man despite having what are arguably female genitals well before this trans thing became trendy….even though you’ve just always identified as a man…it’s not your fault for not knowing….if you had sex, maybe one of them would have told you…..

I see all these girls of OnlyFans promoting “dick ratings”…which means dudes are paying them 50 dollars to send them a dick pic to get judged or laughed out…like that’s some kind of fetish….

I always found the dudes who expose themselves hilarious, it could be because I am an inny and can’t relate to pulling a dick out, but you’d think that in and of itself would be a reason to pull your dick out, you know get some laughs while you’re owning your microdick….feel empowered as you pretend little dicks matter, only if they’re rich….

But I guess dudes get off on showing girls their dicks….and they pay to get girls to laugh or love their dicks….I mean….it’s kind of queer to me…especially when it’s done publicly on Reddit….but yeah….in other news….Covid is such a wimp, do what you were designed for or fuck off, stupid loser, worst virus ever….

Here are some stepLINKS!

Madison Beer in Bed!
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Alexina Graham Shows her Bubble Butt!
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Elle Johnson’s NCAA Tournament Run Came to an End – But She’s in a Bikini!
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TOUGH GUY
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Riley Keough is a Stripper in her New Movie!
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Paulina Gretzky in a Bikini in Beverly Hills
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Christina Milian in some Lingerie!
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Ewan McGregor Nude for his Birthday
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The Drink of Summer
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Iggy Azalea Posing for Juicy
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Kinsey Wolanski Gets Her Booty Tased
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Model Kelly Gale for Gooseberry Intimates
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The Ultimate Man Cave Game Room…
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Katherine McNamara Sports Bra Selfie!
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Hayley Roberts in a Cute Pink Outfit
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Cheer Star Gabi Butler Steals Clothes!
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The Internet Thinks NFL Draft Prospect Trey Lance is Dating Colin Cowherd’s Daughter Liv
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The Gate Seems Mad At this Woman
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Windmill Gets Revenge
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The Reason Two Koreas Exist
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The Most Insane Way to Dunk Your Head
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Colin Firth to Star in the movie based on the Doc “The Staircase”
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Kehlani for Savage!
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Arianna Grande has Joined The Voice
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Trick Shots Creep me Out
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Shaq Lawson’s Baby Momma Weighs In on Him Sliding into Porn Star Teanna Trump’s DMs
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BMX Stunt Fail
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Saweetie and her Boyfriend Quavo Fighting
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Just a Cinematic Masterpiece I wasn’t Expecting…
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Britney Responds to the Britney Doc
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Olivia Munn in a T-Shirt
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Robber with Morals Returns Money!
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Pat Sajak with the D Jokes
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Chet Hanks Beat Up By his Girlfriend
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Model Inka Williams Has to Defend Herself
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Truck Carrying Bag of Rice Tips Over!
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Just a Guy and his Scooter Pranks
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Henry Cavill Doesn’t Like Being Reminded he’s Very Large
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Jake Paul is Selling his Crazy House
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How Model Posing in a Shoot
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Fun and Sexy Interview with Syd Wilder!
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Kevin Durant Has Been Trashing Michael Rapaport in the DMs
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Eva Mendes Gets a Makeover!
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Britney Spears Gallery
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Draya Michelle’s Booty
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Elle Fanning, Kirsten Dunst, Rasida Jones in W Mag
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Selena Gomez on Set in Nyc
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Lais Ribeiro in a Bikini on the Beach
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Miley Cyrus Streetwalking
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Maisie Williams is on Set With her Ass Out
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Ambrosio in Hot Fitness Gear
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Heidi Klum Posing for a Photoshoot
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Hailey Beiber’s Skinny Legs
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Gigi Hadid Doing Mom Shit – Gross
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Kylie Jenner in a Weird Fuckign Morph Suit
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Olivia Munn in Leggings
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Tits and Ass in the Movies
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SI SWIM Preview!
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Kerry Katona Promoting Weight Loss
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Lindsey Vonn at the Airport
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Melissa Benoist in Supergirl Outfit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Add Some Veg to that Banana Smoothie
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Happy Easter
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15 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Girls of Snap
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HOT REDDIT AMATEUR
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Thigh High Squirt
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Girl with the Vibe in Public
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Public Nature Walk Fuck
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Amateur Fuckers
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Butt Riding
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Bouncing Tits
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They Call This NO CHANCE
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Amateur Threesome
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Big Dildo
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Bigges Tits on the Suction Dildo
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Solid Wedding Pic
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Jerking Off the Dildo
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Dildo in the Booty
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This One Never Gets Old
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SNOWBALL FIGHT OR SNOW CONE
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Fuckable Tits
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Regan’s Public Tease
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Dude Getting Face Sat…etc….
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You Can Keep Your Socks On
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Polina in Pink and Naked
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Washing the Mirror
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2021

Mar

Rita Ora’s Nipple an Asshole in a Bikini of the Day

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You know what, I like Rita Ora!

Yes, her face looks doughy or jacked up and injected.. and no I am not selling that pic as an NFT, I just need to make ART out of paparazzi pics to not get sent lawyer’s letter…

She may be old, she may not really be famous for her music despite claiming to be a popstar and more of a it-girl by circumstance who COULD have been a popstar if the stars aligned and her record deal panned out, but instead just dated some high profile guys, went to every party, built the name, yet still no HITS…all these years later…

But she’s got great big tits…and sometimes that’s better than fulfilling the pop dream so you’re no longer some host, spokesmodel, non popstar….I mean big tits are always better than most things…

So as they sag, we will watch…and as they sag, she’ll keep trying to get that fame validated by the valet of the music industry…because right now she’s got the fame, but no one knows why…it’s confusing for us…but the tits….it always goes back to the tits are great…

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2021

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies aren’t just for the trending instagram sluts in their activewear….you know like the Jenners, Biebers, Hadids…and every other bitch following their lead…and there are A LOT of them…following their leads…despite being some of the worst, uninteresting people around…

Pussy wedgies are for EVERYONE…and I am glad that it’s a style a trend and not just a “my pants are one size too small”…because I like staring at pussy lips, knowing how fat they are, etc….it’s important…

I figure since our society no longer has a church, or a moral code, a sense of community….but instead just a distorted sense of self, as they try to be the hottest version, even blatantly faking it by using filters and fillers and photoshop, despite people who see their content being in their day to day life….at least we have PUSSY WEDGIES…

We are designed to WORSHIP some higher overlord, the source of creation and the man who has his book, so whether that has turned into the Kardashians who have replaced GOD to most Americans…or not…..my ALTER in my CHURCH is one featuring PUSSY wedgies…..something to pray to, to bow down to or kneel before…one to perform ritualistic sacrifices for or even on…assuming you think jerking off is a ritual sacrifice because you’re wasting your boner on your damn self than on some hot chick…..which I do…

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2021

Mar

Katharine McPhee Mom Body of the Day

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Katharine McPhee potentially still has the scabs on her vagina from giving birth to her first child with grandfather and 80 year old David Foster, on some AGE IS JUST A NUMBER level of Anna Nicole Smith, because dude’s so accomplished in the music industry and McPhee despite being American Idol reality TV fodder, probably considers herself a legitimate musical talent within the industry, so being aligned with someone as accomplished as David Foster will be great for her career and for her future because he’ll die off and she’ll get taken care of….the Royalty checks he gets from his songs is probably on another fucking level…

That said, this wouldn’t be the first time McPhee had scars on her vagina because in the first round of celebrity leaked nudes, she was one of the targets and one of her pics was more medical and looked like it was just out of a vaginaplasty..pretty embarassing, but at least she got that designer cunt, shaved off some lip, only destroy all that by having a baby pass through it but I am sure it made FISCAL sense….or at least made sense because age is just a number and her and her geriatric are connected at the soul…until he develops dementia, starts shitting himself and she’s forced to Casey Kasem him….rich guys are a target..but then again maybe rich guy groomed her and promised her the world….these are all just a bunch of industy creeps.

The point of this post is that she’s bounced back proper, her kid only crawled out a month ago and she’s hardly as fat as most moms of 3 year olds who complain about how their bodies were wrecked by their pregnancy cuz they are lazy and eat shit….

The BONUS excitement in this for you is that her titties are filled with milk…..

Either way, POST BABY BODY REVEAL….looking alright to me.

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2021

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I assume that all girls smoke weed, or that they should smoke weed, you know get off those anti-depressants girls, because you know most girls are on anti-depressants, you know, to reconnect with your fucking soul….as anti-depressants make you some numb, half dead, complicit fuck….all because you have bullshit anxiety, a normal emotion, because you don’t live in the wild, starving, trying to survive, hiding from predators…but you have that energy coded into you…making your suburban middle class road so scary…and your bullshit life of social media scrolling and buying she you don’t need so stressful…forcing you to work selling nudes instead of getting an actual job…you know so you don’t have to go out there in the safe but marketed as scary world….because mental health is a good excuse to tell friends and family why you sell nudes….

When all you should be doing is chilling out, smoking weed, enjoying yourself…and still selling nudes…because it allows you to be high all day…you see, you get a good excuse for your actions that’s far less irritating than Mental Health….

So I am a big weed supporter, whether I smoke weed or not, it’s barely a fucking drug and the fact that it is illegal is just bullshit….but maybe Biden will keep his word and legalize it finally…since the idea of a plant with barely aggressive properties being illegal is a fucking joke..

All this to say, here are stoner girls getting naked, and it’s fun….and you should get stoned too…it’s fun….and fun is fucking fun…you fucks…

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2021

Mar

Michelle Monaghan White Swimsuit of the Day

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Despite popular belief, at least my popular belief, Michelle Monaghan was not on LOST….and I have no idea why every post I’ve probably ever done on her has been about either her being on LOST, or me wrongfully thinking she was on LOST, and that’s not about to stop now…you see, I’ve never seen lost and all these actresses are the same breed of who gives a fuck, interchangeable and not exceptionally beautiful….chasing the same disgusting dream of celebrity…to have money and fans and nice things…egotistical fucks…so I hate them all equally at my core…but I’ll still stare at their asses surfing because they don’t have fuck all else to do thanks to living LA RICH…

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2021

Mar

Phoebe Tonkin Squirts of the Day

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Do you care about Phoebe Tonkin Squirting?

I figure no one even knows who Phoebe Tonkin is, but she’s an Australian in America living that American Hollywood dream that so many American dream of, but that some Australian is living for them, you know like a SCAB at the mill when you’re out there on strike, just moving in on your turf like so many Australians before….a cockroach of a species…all nomadic and planting their hot bodied, outgoing, drunken, party girls around the fucking globe….

But she’s squirting…in her own way….not the squirt you may want, but we all need clickbait headlines to survive…motherfuckers…

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2021

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Tan Lines of the Day

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I didn’t give a fuck about Kristin Cavallari when she was on Laguna Beach, so I sure as fuck don’t care about her now that she’s some 35 year old plastic surgery ridden mom of a bunch of kids with some rich pro athlete, all looking like some Orange County mom who spends her day at spin class and the mall in Newport Beach or some shit…you know useless rich people in G-Class Mercedes living their own life of Luxury like all their peers, only trying to do it better than all their peers, and I guess Cavallari has the competitive advantage at her mom meet-ups, because she was on TV and the other moms all watched her in the tabloids making her king rich mom of the group….I just hate that vibe, it’s the worst mainstream shit around….but she’s in a one piece…an old mom with plastic surgery in a one piece…not the porno I subscribed to…but I’ll post it anyway…

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2021

Mar

Bella Thorne Short Skirt of the Day

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I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life….but not really, I mean not a chunkier Bella Thorne who is probably pregnant, or just quit the working out, now that she’s engaged and now that it’s “cool to not care”…and she does anything and everything she can to maintain her level of cool with her audience….she’s Disney Trained and every move they make with her, assuming she’s got handlers, which I do, because I know how hard it is to just update a stupid site daily, without any social media, while this girl has an agency, a weed company, merch, real estate, movies she acts in, a movie development deal, it just doesn’t make sense that some uneducated Disney kid hits the instagram and figures out how to create one of the most trending personal brands…but then again, when you’re at her level, it’s pretty easy to do….they aren’t re-inventing the fucking wheel or anything…and it all sort of just falls into place because if she posts a product, she’ll sell 100k units….easy..

So it is possible she master-minded this, but when you’re a Disney Kid, it’s probably not that challenging to pull off, I mean idiots on Youtube are doing it too….but I like to think there’s MORE to it than what we see because Hollywood’s scrambling to compete with influencers so they need their own out there competing with influencers…not to mention she likely had powerhouse agents being on Disney, who we never hear of at all, but who I am sure she wouldn’t have FIRED….

I don’t believe anything I see is basically what I am saying…

ANYWAY…the moment I’ve been waiting for for as long as I can remember is the skirts so short you can see the full ass….it’s fetishy, maybe even something you’d see on Halloween and not everyday….and I have ALWAYS liked upskirts….you know whether the wind blows the skirt up, whether the girl in the skirt drops something and bends over, whether the girls is cheeky and flashes her ass…I am INTO IT…

I have a feeling the full ass out in a short skirt, something reserved for trashy porn shoots, is going to be something you see out in public, which I guess is not that big of a deal, since we’ve had shorts so short we see full ass, so why not do the same with skirts…it’s a generation of exhibitionists and it’s amazing…