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2021

Mar

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

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I don’t think Heidi Klum is 50 years old yet, but she’s probably close…not to mention she was fucking Seal for a long time, and based on my assumptions about his giant penis, that’s the kind of thing that can age a vagina, especially since she’s pumped out a bunch of kids….but girl still looks fucking amazing…despite no longer being a girl….I like to blame Nazi germany and their Eugenics program for allowing her to exist, but I guess it could be unrelated to that, I just doubt it…..because she really doesn’t make sense….but maybe it’s because she lives the stress free life with all her money, fame, success….and sex addiction that is now filled with some younger dude’s dick…

As far as 100 year olds with expired and beat up pussies go, Klum who has been fucking with her old lady face a little , still looks better than most her age…so maybe eugenics work…you know strategic breeding…I am sure horse breeders and dog breeders would agree….while Human Breeders are busy being canclled…

Either way, I don’t mind her bikini smut…it’s familiar.

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2021

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

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I used to joke around about how Candice Swanepoel, the South African, who are as a country known for being notoriously racist, where the whites still use the black people as slaves to work their farms or blood diamond mines….but I used to joke around about the high AIDS rate in South Africa and how statistically Candice Swanepoel would be worth the risk if you ever got to that level…but than she had a series of kids, got old and replaced with other hotter models, but there was a time she was the ultimate, sure the most boring of the Victoria’s Secret who barely branched out, but still the ultimate….

Those days are done, thanks to being a mom being a ding on your hotness level according to ANYONE ever…but apparently she hangs with other model moms in slutty bikinis….that’s Lais Ribeiro who claims to be a single mom but that I’ve heard is trans…who can tell these days….but I guess they are trying to make that a vibe or a thing or a fetish and if the dude in the speedo’s dick wasn’t in the way…that could potentially work…

She still looks good….she’s still Candice just the mom version and I guess this is part of her marketing her own bikini line, or just keeping herself on the map, and I’ll co-sign and support that…she’s good.

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2021

Mar

Faith Schroder Sauna of the Day

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Faith Schroder is an LA rich kid with a famous last name, despite her dad not doing too much in the entertainment industry in the last 30 years, besides going viral for bailing out that teenage shooter, that we’ll assume he was likely trying to recruit to be his son in law, but gifting him his daughter Faith who needs a man who takes action on that level…..

He got A LOT of hate from the people of the internet for helping the kid out with his bail, because people hated that kid…but I’m not too sure how that’s effected Faith Schroder’s internet career…she seems pretty unphased as she continues to post her bikini pics, this time in Sauna…

I guess when your dad is a huge star but also a huge failure you gotta take it upon yourself to write your own storyline, to rebrand the SCHRODER name as hot rich kid girls who get half naked on the internet and this is her doing that…I approve of her hustle that’s barely a hustle..but when you’re a rich kid doing any small chores gets confused with hustle…in this case that small chore is taking a sauna in a bikini and filming it….hard work..why wouldn’t every girl want that as their job…oh right, they do.

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2021

Mar

Ariana Grande Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I hate Ariana Grande…

I think she’s some miserable pile of shit anti-American donut eater who has terrible security at her concerts and gets her fans killed, whether it was an isolated attack or not, why haven’t other people performing in Manchester or wherever the fuck she performed been in a shoot out while singing their garbage Nickeloden produced songs..she obviously fuels hate and outrage….right?

I don’t think she’s hot, despite her high pony wig and her high heels to try to make her midget, dwarf legs look longer than they are….and she’s killed off at least one of her boyfriends, indirectly sure, but she’s still to blame for NOT stopping his death, and more importantly, for MILKING it and monetizing off it….just GARBAGE.

I don’t know why she’s trying to give you guys some fitness jerkoff material, but her stomach is toned, her tits are tiny, and her face is censored and the midget/dwarf legs folded under her, so I guess this is her best look, at least the best you’ll see her…

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2021

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t think we’re in an era where everyone things that bigger is better, it’s not the 90s and Pam Anderson isn’t the mold that every bitch is trying to fit into in efforts of being desirable to men, or their “hottest”….

I do think that we’re in an era of everyone being an annoying fuck trying to monetize and commodify themselves…like “I am a personal brand”…where the Kardashians are their idols…and that’s probably a lot fucking scarier…

So we’ve got all these fucking muppets with fake asses and fake faces…looking like some clown shit….but SMALL tits still have their niche because some of these idiots are fine with injections, just not with actual surgery so that they can lie when people ask if they’ve had work done, when clearly they’ve had work done…..it’s all part of these trying to be a personal brand and commodify themselves….you know hosting podcasts and telling us about products we don’t need…in the weirdest second life imaginable…but they see other girls getting attention so they go for it…

Since everyone is this selfie, narcissistic fuck, a lot of girls do end up getting tits, I guess they think the small tits are the reason they fucking suck and aren’t at Kardashian level, plus they can’t take bikini selfies with as much confidence….so small tits are still being KILLED off…

So I do this post to support the small titty girls who are still out here getting naked, looking for love in all the wrong places, or at least looking for a career that involves not working, because selling nudes pays…but at least they haven’t jacked their tits up with balls of plastic…don’t they know anything about the environment….it takes 1,000,000 years for a breast implant to biodegrade….think of all the SEA turtles getting choked up by TITTY after all these bitches die and their implants seep into the ocean…..

Point being….Small tits are hot, they come on tighter packages and I am all about a tight small titty body…natural…is the only way….all ou ugly bitches seem to forget that in you’re cookie-cutter attempt to be hot…

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2021

Mar

Chanel West Coast Bootyhole Woroutout of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is in the TikTok Leggings that have gone viral, I only know this because I source all my stepSMUT porn from young sluts of the internet who talk about the TikTok leggings before pulling them off and shoving a dildo up in themselves….fun era..

I don’t have my finger on the pulse of social media trends or fashion trends that are actually just a reminder of how much everyone is a follower fuck, but I know this one…

Anyway, Chanel Westcoast, some third tier character on a third tier reality show about Skaterboarder Rob Dyrdek has gone onto have a decade long rap career no one gives a fuck about, and she’s into posting the sluttiest of pics of herself, because like most girls, it’s the ONLY way the audience gives a fuck long enough to get them the views they crave…it’s a science..

I think this is a nice reminder that watching girls workout is fucking hot…even when the girl’s a giant who gives a fuck….if this doesn’t motivate you to jerk. off at some community ZUMBA class in the park when they start up those SOCIAL distance workouts…I don’t know what will…

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2021

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Leather Thong of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some Disney Kid who is surprisingly REALLY famous on social media, in part because she’s not that hot, she kinda looks like a weird dude, but also because she was a Disney kid from being on the Boy Meets World Spin Off that I assumed no one watched, except maybe Topango’s Husband who got MeToo-ed last week over Cinnamon Toast Crunch SHRIMP tails….

She’s currently on Snowpiercer, which is the dumbest Post Apocalyptic show ever created, that’s built around a train that has to circle the earth non-stop, that means in PERPETUITY for the sake of survival….and the fucking train’s got different class systems like REAL society, only they are on a fucking train….idiotic..

Prior to Snowpiercer, I just assumed she took her Disney Kid money and her recently 18 year old freedom to Brooklyn to do hipster fake artist feminist shit that involves semi-nudity and props they think are high concept but are actually not….throw in some fetish gear, maybe some harnesses or thongs, some nipple and prove to the world how into sex you are….we get it YOU fuck…it’s the whole “I am queer”….or “I am pansexual”….like she’s Demi Lovato who I saw made that nonsense announcement, which may be just part of Disney’s protocol…WHO knows…

In this instagram shoot, girl is in some leather thong and tank top…in a bride’s veil, looking like some GOTHIC bride..in jeans…and it’s stupid, but she’s an 18 year old Disney kid in a leather thong trying to find herself in what I’d say is an embarrassing way, but sexual content and erotica is something I NEED to endorse because in my day, celebs weren’t channelling porn chicks who sell nudes…so we need to appreciate this moment in history!

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2021

Mar

Nadine Velazquez Got Her Tit Out of the Day

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I just read something that I’ll hope is a viral meme and not actual fact, but who has time to FACT check when we’re all sitting around doing nothing all day but collecting government money…but the meme said that Universities are planning on segregating graduations based on gender, sexuality, race and socio-economic background in order to make graduating a safe space…which last I checked is some NAZI level shit….if it is true, it should be CANCELLED because that is ACTUAL racism or DISCRIMINATION…this putting people in their own separate boxes as a way to honor them, is the same as putting them in boxes to drag them behind your pick up truck, you daft retards…

ANYWAY….the good news is that Nadine Velazquez, who you may or may not know from at least on Denzel Washington movie, that has turned into a gets semi nude on social media, as a tribute to not having to be a stripper, which was her back-up plan, thanks to going “mainstream” and being cast in movies, has her TITS out…..next to a “LATINA” necklace so you know what box to put her in so that your jerking off is WOKE..and INCLUSIVE but also RACIST…you dumb fucks…

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2021

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are the best thing to come out of the pandemic, I mean that and realizing who the fucking morons in the world are, but I already knew all that…so tight pants, which I guess were still popular pre-pandemic, but are more popular during the pandemic, cuz bitches be lazy, but don’t want to look lazy and bitches like comfort, but still like sex appeal, and bitches are into having strangers see their cunts through their pants, it’s less slutty than letting them see their cunt on the internet, even though they also do that…..you know social distancing and all…it’s the responsible thing to do…and luckily attention seekers exist…so we get to see their attention seeking…otherwise I’d have to leave the house to see tight pants and THAT would be SCARY with all that VIRUS and SICK people out there…..LOL……I am about as scared of COVID as I am from getting AIDS from a street whore and insisting on a condom… because why use a condom when you’re the one giving the street whore AIDS, if you know what I mean…..and the real question in this is “are there still street whores?”….who knows, but everyone’s a whore if you objectify them right and have enough money to confuse them….and here’s some tight pants in women marketing themselves on the internet with their tight pants….you don’t even need to go to the mall to CREEPER cam these girls at Victoria’s Secret or at the base of the stairs leading to the food court anymore, they do ALL the work for us….amazing!