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2021

19

Mar

Scarlett Johansson Panties of the Day

I can hate on Scarlett Johansson, but I think the best approach is to remember that she’s in her 40s, she’s a WOODY ALLEN supporter, she’s got that fucking horrible back tattoo, and she’s always been VERY overrated and undeserving of her position as the hottest chick, despite being dumpy, or the most cast chick, despite being dumpy….and it was just one of those marketing hustles they do to trick the easily tricked into buying into their stars…you’re simple minds and easy to convince of those kinds of things.

I don’t know why she’s pantsless, but those are some watermelon crushing looking thighs, and I prefer the Scar Jo of 17 years ago, because she’s really boring even when her pants are off….but AT LEAST HER PANTS re off…and I guess “iconic” to some of you fan boy fucks who bought into it..it’s not your fault…you’re simple…

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2021

19

Mar

Izabel Goulart Getting Wet of the Day

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I’ve always hated social media, been deleted off social media, trolled and said inappropriate things on social media, this site is a product of me being deleted off Friendster, yes, that’s how old I am….I would be a fucking weirdo intentionally to creep all the new to the internet people out for putting their real names on the internet…you know coupled with being a pervert…and HILARIOUS…it was a great fucking time until it was TAKEN AWAY FROM ME…and spawned this shit.

But anyway, when I was on IG, I used to check Goulart’s page out, because she was living that beach life in Brazil, working out all the time, super fit and healthy and despite possibly being a man thanks to Brazil, but I guess you can’t say that anymore, since trans are everywhere…or maybe anti-Brazil…I don’t fucking know…but I always liked her ass….her healthy and fit ass and despite being old…she’s got the fucking body…here is that body.

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2021

19

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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HOLY SHIT….Full Back Panties FRIDAy…

All panties must be created equally because otherwise that would be against INCLUSIVITY….and everyone is about INCLUSIVITY these days, you’d be a racist if you weren’t…

I don’t know about all you perverts who are into seeing girls in their panties on the internet like some kind of pervert…but this pervert feels like showing your panties is the whole point of the internet, at least based on the pictures I see on the internet….because girls like you seeing them in their panties, they even wear them for days and sell them on the internet, even though you’re not supposed to mail human excrement or vaginal discharge, it’s a forbidden or controlled substance….but that’s not stopping any of you panty sniffers..

I don’t know why women think showing panties is exciting….I know why I think it is exciting to see….but maybe because they don’t leave the house anymore and this is how they feel hot….or maybe they don’t wear panties anymore and when they do it’s an event…or maybe they just want you staring at their fucking panties…so get to it fucker.

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2021

19

Mar

Halle Berry Does Coke of the Day

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I don’t like normalizing 55 year old women being hot, so I try to avoid that narrative that all these stem cell eating, creepy rich fucks, who are nromalizing 50 being the new 25, because they can do the same half naked poses, just with more arthritis….but HALLE BERRY, the reminder of Hollywood not being inclusive because their idea of a black woman is one who is half black…those RACISTS…Oscars So White….not that this is a race issue, but apparently the world LOVES making everything a race issue, so that we continue hating each other, when we should be jerking off on each other…..no homo….can you say no homo anymore or is that cancelled too….what about fag, have they reclaimed fag as an acceptable word, or only if you mean cigarette….THEY ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE US….one thing is seen as racist by one, not racist by another, both on the same side of woke and the whole thing may IMPLODE….like my inny penis looking at Halle Berry being sensual like a young girl cuz she can outfuck them…those years of experience you know…plus she’s of an older generation where people put effort into things…and she is in her 50s and has to prove herself…all this to say…Halle Berry is hot…

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2021

19

Mar

Maddie Ziegler Braless of the Day

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I just saw a 300 pound girl with the sloppiest tits running for the bus with her jacket open, braless, full downward dog nips….and I thought to myself that this generation of queer weirdos making fat girls think it’s hot enough to wear a fucking crop top wife beater…despite her stretch marks from being fat…not being some empowered mother…just a young and lazy fat girl….and I was almost MAD at the whole braless thing….it was a “COME ON!” moment…because when you don’t leave the house, these slutty styles aren’t tainted by the fat normals who partake…but real life is just so much fucking more painful than the fantasy world we have behind the screen….

So, in conclusion, now that I am back on the screen, I can say with confidence, that Maddie Ziegler, Sia’s dancing child from a dancing child reality show, now 18, has brought back my faith in the system, at least when it comes to normalizing “SHOWIN ME THE TITTIES!”….

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2021

19

Mar

Greer Grammer Gets Gay of the Day

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So Greer Grammer and Kristen Davis, who’s VAGINA, I have seen, are together in some movie where they play lesbians, because as you know, a movie is not a movie unless there’s a 2SLGBTQRST people or storyline involved…it’s a strategy to either promote same sex marriage, unlike the POPE, because it’s part of a population control agenda…or it’s a strategy to make lesbians feel included in the world of cinema…even though you could argue that lesbianism is just a myth and girls who are together are only together due to perversion…as they fuck each other with plastic dick objects…despite hating real dicks…it’s confusing…but to analyze it is to get yourself cancelled…that’s where we are at..

So yeah, every story can be reworked with gay characters, Hollywood likes the oppportunity to pander and recycle scripts by just taking the straight storyline and making it gay….so no everything is gay….even you…

I have liked seeing girl on girl since going to college parties when they’d do this for attention….before realizing that attention was no longer good and was instead creepy men fetishizing them…..so I’m into all these actresses going dyke to show they care about inclusivity or for the paycheck….like finding out your best friend from highschool is a male stripper who gives handjobs to old guys….always hilarious!

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2021

19

Mar

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt Friday…..the day where we collect images of women who are on their knees with their arched backs all in efforts to make their asses look better for that selfie cuz you don’t see how uneventful they may be….you know some of these asses in any other pose may not be the ass you want them to be…they may be fat, they may be flat…they may be cellulite ridden…but when stretched out they can be more substantial, impressive, and better to drive those sales to your fan pages….kinda like when you attach weights to your micro dick and see it stretch at least 5 inches….doesn’t mean you got that 5 inch dick you’ve alway dreamt of Tiny, it’s just a FUCKING illusion…but under the internet circumstances…WHAT isn’t an illusion…right.

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2021

19

Mar

Chanel West Coast Titty Grab of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some MTV secondary character from back when MTV decided to say fuck it to music videos, people had YOUTUBE for that, but instead do shitty reality TV, and I guess it was popular enough for her to launch a rapping career or at least allow her to exist and live off the barely famous low level fame….which should remind you if you have the opportunity to do a reality show, it could change your fucking life and allow you to kick back and relax all day, everyday….because people are into that shit…

You know, so you have all the time in the world to grab your titties on social media to keep the fans happy so they don’t mass unfollow you, even though they never mass unfollow you, that social media follow is for life…and until INSTAGRAM disappears…we’re stuck with the current “high followed” people….because they are relevant..even when they aren’t…but at least they get slutty.

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2021

19

Mar

Emma Roberts Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know if Emma Roberts is still pregnant or pregnant again, I just know that she’s pregnant in these random pics I just came across, and that should be very exciting for all of you perverts, who are into the whole ready to drop thing, knowing that pregnancy may be a thing of the past, in this new and modern normal, where basically women won’t be making babies anymore, they’ll be too busy taking selfies, fucking on Only Fans, complaining about the patriarchy, or the time they had sex when drunk, or some other shit that offends them…while babies all get made in the lab….never a pregnancy again…so TAKE IT IN motherfuckers…TAKE IT IN….

I am a fan of Emma Roberts, the imagined daddy issues she has from having a cokehead dad who destroyed his acting career and was forced to be straight to netflix, before that was a good thing, all after winning an OSCAR….so there’s TALENT in her veins….

Plus, I watched Pretty Woman on Disney+. because Disney+ has added some adult programming, and young Julia Roberts, who I never found hot, was actually hot to me….so there’s that….

We call her Hollywood Royalty….or Hollywood scraps that were able to survive and thrive…and the most important thing in all this is how big her pregnant tits are….exciting!

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2021

19

Mar

Meganne Young’s Booty of the Day

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In the event you were wondering, I did not watch The Kissing Booth on Netflix, because despite my penis size, I am not a 12 year old girl….

She’s apparently South African, you know diversity, because support African Actresses on Netflix shows, otherwise THOSE racists would be called out for their RACISM…assuming that Hollywood is racist, which is basically what everyone is saying, so it MUST be true…

I accidentally heard some millennial on the radio talking about how Gen X has done nothing for anyone, except 90s Grunge Music…so that’s what we’re dealing with as a society…just a bunch of whining Only Fans models pretending they are Only Fans models because the older generations have FORCED them into it…>VICTIM SHIT…

But this is about Meganne, who may one day be an Only Fan girl, because her acting career is pretty much dead….and she’s already posting the strategic semi nudes…I like her approach to marketing…it speaks to me on a molecular level…

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