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2021

19

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Mourns Her Dad With her Legs Up of the Day

Here’s Kate Beckinsale doing some hair and make-up shit because she’s not scared of COVID, she’s fucking invincible…if her immune system isn’t on some other level…I don’t understand why she looks so good despite being so fucking old…

I don’t know if an old lady in a face mask, not the face mask you’ve been trained to use as your BLANKIE, even though masks don’t work….in a onsey doing some legs up in the air like she’s ready to get a fuck….only fully clothed…but at least it allows you to see what she looks like when fucking in the chair…like she probably does because what the fuck else does she have to do with herself but fuck the young guys into hot old ladies for their youthful sperm….her fountain of youth…

This is a bit more fun that her dad’s death notice she also posted in the past 24 hours, he died of a heart attack at 31…which is abnormal but luckily has given Beckinsale some daddy issues we need her to have.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Kate Beckinsale

2021

19

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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The world may fucking suck, it may be completely out of control, society as we know it and our freedoms, and the idea of freedom of speech, or freedom at all….unless you are just reciting what CNN or whatever is telling you to think….and people who aren’t logical, or are just lazy, go along with it…and this applies to ALL fronts, whether covid, masks, vaccines and vaccine passports, celebrities all being vaccinated while your granny isn’t, because elitism still works….and it’s pretty fucking insane…to the point where if they come to your house and tell you to leave your house and join the FEMA camps….will get people going along with it….not FIGHTING like the COWBOYS or survivors we once were….totally fucking CONTROLLED….which is DARK, SCARY and HORRIBLE….

BUT there is still fun, if you ignore it all, and distract yourself with girls in FISHNETS….because FISHNETS are amazing…you can fall into the mindless retard mindset too…unless you’re not ALREADY fully immersed in this….because THEY have WON!!!

YES…heavy FISHNET FRIDAY posts….

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2021

19

Mar

Bikini Posing Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Chased By a Bear

Lady Tram Driver

Masked Drunk

They are saying that BIDEN is CGI

Close Call

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It amazes me that the government, media and news is pushing this vaccine so hard, like a bandaid to get everyone back to normal, and people are acting like it’s the new X-Box, or Tickle Me Elmo, like RUSHING to get it, when really most people who haven’t had the vaccine this past year have been fine, even those who go COVID….I see countries making it mandatory to get Vaccines to get GROCERIES….you will DIE if you don’t get vaccinated and not from COViD…from starvation….and every well trained American, and really citizen of the world is following along….not thinking about what the next thing they take from you is….scary stuff…

But not if you’re medicated and on anti-depressants..because everyone is medicated on anti-depressants….even the rub and tug killer with his sex addiction mad he can get handjobs on every corner…after watching ENDLESS porn available for free online….was likely on anti-depressants…

Which reminds me that men on anti depressants are such pussies, mindless pussies….taking a pill to disconnect you from your soul, your fight and flight, your instincts, your hunting and gathering, your survival….they just give you your little pill, like your security blanket, and that’s HARDLY what dudes are supposed to be like…so if you’re a man on anti depressants, go to the fucking gym, get some testosterone and be a fucking man….because men still exist…somewhere…you pussies.

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Maddox Pitt wants to Drop Pitt from his name
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Larsa Pippen Spotted With Mystery Man While Split From Malik Beasley Rumors Swirl
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Dove Cameron as a Power Puff Girl
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2021

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I get the whole diversity thing, but I don’t know how people support the blatant and obvious use of diversity in content or advertising…and don’t see it as fake, manufactured, pandering, obvious but instead as progress because they are giving people shine. I guess it is similar to the whole philathrophy is for ego and tax write offs but ultimately does good….but the diversity thing…which is blatant and obvious…that shit is like black face rebraned….or the whole “token” thing of the past…like “we’re ok, we have a trans black asian midget amputee with a stoma bag, acne and alopecia….”….you can go deeper into diversity than that motherfuckers…you’re already using it for your personal gain…go bigger…

That said…You can’t trust ANYTHING on the internet…

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Girl Demos her Flexibility
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Hailey Baldwin Talks Love in this Hot Shoot
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Gianna Tulio is Ready for March Madness
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Jennifer Garner Eats Hot Wings!
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Another Zip Line Fail
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Brittney Palmer KILLING it on Instagram!
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Tree Cutting Fail
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Special Effects in Silent Movies!
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Bikini Top Girl is the Life of the Party
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Paris Hilton Next to an Expensive Pink Car in a Pink Dress being Pink
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Madison LeCroy in a Bikini in the Bahamas afterBeing Blamed for A-Rod and J.Lo
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Food Delivery Driver Gets $8 As Tips, Takes Food Back!
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The True Scale of the World’s Tallest Buildings
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Girl Takes a Shot
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Nafessa Williams in See Through Lingerie!
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Steph Curry Bruised his Ass
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Looking At The “Earth Rising” From The Surface Of The Moon!
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Katherine Heigl has Neck Surgery – Crazy
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Gracie Hunt in a Bikini for St Patrick’s Day
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Michael Brockers Took a Shot a Jared Goff After He Was Traded to the Lions, He Then Was Traded to the Lions
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Jonny Bernthal Absolutely Rips It In The Gun Range!
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Hot Model Topless in Studio
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This Italian Runner has a CRAZY Set of Legs
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Crazy Fucking Jungle Pool
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Milf Fucks a Popsicle
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Brad Pitt is Getting #MeToo-ed by Angelina
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Olivia Wilde Leggings!
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Bffs Kiss While Getting Fucked
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She’s Bouncy
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Buriedin Sand and Face Fucked
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Marina Nelson Nude
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She’s Pissing
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2021

18

Mar

Courtney Stodden Nipples and Some Jean Shorts of the Day

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In the event you were wondering, Courtney Stodden is amazing….I’ve been a fan since she broke through as tabloid fodder and I am still a fan all these years later….clown tits and all…because the fact is….if you’re going to get tits, get fucking tits, you know that’s how ALL fake tits should be….none of this trying to be sneaky and natural shit, I mean be that cartoon pinup model you WANT TO BE…

In the event you were wondering, my biggest life regret was not going to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party many years ago…it was the one time I was invited anywhere and it would have been great to sing her love songs, read her poetry, make her art out of my semen on her bathroom mirror…you know never leave even when security tries to remove me…

What I am saying is that she’s a keeper…

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2021

18

Mar

Madelaine Petsch Side Tit of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale which may not mean anything to you, but I have seen the show and it is the fucking worst pile of shit on tv, but people like it, which is more proof that society is fucking dooomed….

She is substantially hotter than all the other girls on the show, in fact she’s the only hot one on the show, the others are the dog shit equivalent of what you’d expect Betty and Veronica to look like….you know the fermented shit left in the basement to see if it turns alcoholic cuz you would drink it if it did, but that you don’t want to drink because it’s fermented shit, but that you’re alcoholic too…

Anyway, if you’re going to watch shows about 25 year olds pretending to be 18 year olds, the girls cast should be hot…we’re trying to relive our youth fighting crime alongside them….but in Riverdale’s case…this is it….

So here’s the good kind of redhead, from South Africa, on TV, in photos, and this is the side of her tit…

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2021

18

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I almost forgot that it is Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….which is the best part of any Thursday because it’s got all your favorite things…thongs and assholes because assholes are sometimes broader then the thong fabric…meaning the asshole peeks its little asshole nose out at you and winks all without the girls who owns the asshole feeling like she’s posting a nude….it’s just a thong people…get your heads out of the gutter…you see these on any lingerie ecommerce site, are you saying they are porn sites too? Exactly..this is just panty modeling by amateurs..united by the genderless / gender fluid…ASSHOLE…

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2021

18

Mar

Morgan Cryer is an Actress to Look Out For of the Day

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I have never heard of Morgan Cryer, but she’s apparently an actress, who isn’t, but I did find her INSTAGRAM where she posts endless bikini pics….and since we like bikini pics even though we don’t give a fuck about actresses…I’ll support and encourage any girl in bikini pics on instagram to parlay that into acting…because you might as well get that pay check if you’re hot enough….not to mention actresses are pretty fucking ugly for the most part, so pump some hot bodied already half naked girls into the mix, and make content a better place for all of us in captivity forced to watch streaming content all day….you know how it is….

So as an actress she’s been in very insignificant roles since 2009…..but we’ve got hope for her, maybe she’ll make her own movie, one in which she’s fully naked in…you see I prefer the low levels to the high levels they are more defeated and keen to win….

She’s also the owner of some candle company called NOSTALGIA LA so she’s not just a vapid idiot like the other vapid idiots waiting for a sugar daddy to fly them to Tulum…she’s entrepreneurial..on the hustle….

As an instagram bikini model…she’s been in bikinis…and here’s a round-up…

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2021

18

Mar

Charisma Carpenter Bikini of the Day

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I never watched Buffy….I am not that kind of nerd, if anything I fucking hate nerds, but having a shitty celebrity focused blog is probably the most nerdy thing you can do….I just don’t identify as one….because I don’t know anything about websites…but everything I do screams that I am the worst kind of nerd…one that doesn’t know he’s a nerd….and Old Lady Charisma Carpenter tits are making me realize what I actually am…thanks a lot…but at least the tits are big…not because the tits are inspiring…but they are big.

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Posted in:Chantelle Brown-Young|Charisma Carpenter